Bleach: My Spiritual Pressure Is Above Yours
Chapter 309

Beautiful Girls' Swimsuit Contest

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"How do you intend to fight, Bambietta Bastia..."

Lilynette crossed her arms over her chest, looked at the equally surging man opposite her, and asked.

"Wouldn't it be too boring to fight like before?!"

"We can fight anytime. How about we decide the outcome of this battle using methods other than combat?!"

Bambietta is terrified of her own death; her usual assertiveness is merely a facade to mask her weakness.

At this moment, Bambietta would refuse to fight Lilynette to the death; if possible Bambietta, she would prefer a bloodless battle!

"Snort?!"

"Are you scared?!"

"But it doesn't matter. No matter what kind of battle unfolds between us, the final victor will be me..."

Lilynette was full of confidence in herself. She believed that she would never lose to Bambietta, no matter what kind of battle they Bambietta.

"You're too confident in yourself..."

This confidence will lead you to experience the taste of failure.

Bambietta's eyes narrowed upon hearing Lilynette's words. Although Lilynette was indeed powerful, a fact she acknowledged, Lilynette was simply too annoying, with an attitude that made Bambietta grit her teeth in anger and unable to resist the urge to punch her.

"Fail?"

"Ha ha ha ha..."

Lilynette chuckled softly upon hearing this.

"I'm truly sorry, but from the moment I became conscious, I've never felt the feeling of failure. From childhood to adulthood, I've always been at the very top! When I walked through Hueco Mundo, without realizing it, I had already reached the pinnacle of all beings, and I didn't know what the feeling of failure was."

Lilynette said, putting her hands on her hips. No, what she said was too awesome; it made her feel incredibly proud. She had to put her hands on her hips for a moment.

"You..."

Upon hearing Lilynette's words, Bambietta's ample bosom heaved. Lilynette's words were truly infuriating, making Bambietta's teeth itch with rage. However, what infuriated her most was that she seemed powerless against this despicable woman before her. This was what truly enraged Bambietta...

"What do you mean, 'you'?!"

"Tell me quickly, how do you plan to decide the winner?!"

Lilynette glared at Bambietta. As the stronger one, she didn't bother arguing with the weaker Bambietta. She bluntly asked Bambietta about the conditions for a decisive victory.

"Then let's have a competition..."

Who has the most male admirers!

Bambietta pondered for a moment, a sly glint in her eyes. She had already prepared a plan to deal with Lilynette. To be honest, she was no match for Lilynette in terms of raw strength, but if it came down to seducing men, well...

She believed that Lilynette was no match for her.

No one could win the affections of males more than her. Who could resist a beautiful woman with stunning looks, long, flowing hair, a miniskirt, over-the-knee boots, and a hint of bare, snow-white thighs, and large breasts?!

In contrast, Lilynette, wearing a hoodie and sporting pigtails, gave off a rather unsophisticated schoolgirl vibe...

Bambietta was confident that, in terms of feminine charm—her Bambietta— unless the sun and moon were reversed, Bambietta would never lose!

"Ha?!"

Upon hearing this, Lilynette froze on the spot. What had she just heard?! A contest of female charm?!

"That's right, it's about competing in female charm!"

"What's the difference between a person who lacks feminine charm and only knows how to flaunt and boast about their strength and a monkey?!"

Bambietta looked at the dumbfounded Lilynette, a slight smile playing on her lips. Seeing Lilynette's dazed expression, she knew the other was doomed.

"What's wrong? Or is it that you, Lilynette, have absolutely no confidence in yourself?! You know you're bound to lose, right?!"

Bambietta took the initiative to attack, provoking Lilynette, Bambietta then launched a further attack on Lilynette.

"Huh? I'll lose?"

Upon hearing this, Lilynette's eyes sharpened.

"Are you kidding? I have no chance of losing!"

"Isn't it just a competition of female charm?"

"Hehe..."

Lilynette crossed her arms in front of her chest, looking somewhat awkward; she clearly lacked confidence in her appearance.

"Compare her to her! Lilynette, don't be afraid, your feminine charm is off the charts, okay?"

Sōgo Shihoin was completely in a state of egging on the two beauties, eager to see them display their feminine charms before him.

As we all know, these kinds of shows that showcase female charm are usually late-night programs and require payment...

"Good!"

"I will absolutely not lose!"

Hearing Sōgo Shihoin making a fuss, Lilynette's confidence soared. Since Sōgo Shihoin had spoken, there must be no problem. With this in mind, Lilynette clenched her fist.

Hehehe...

Bambietta smiled gently as she looked at Lilynette's slightly shy expression.

"You probably don't know how to showcase your feminine charm, do you?!"

"I'm not like you, I know a lot..."

Bambietta said she has read many magazines and, unlike newbies like Lilynette, she is a seasoned veteran in the field.

"Enough with the nonsense! How are we going to compete?"

Lilynette glared at Bambietta, inwardly regretting agreeing to such a load of nonsense.

She should have ignored all the nonsense the other party was spouting and gone straight for the hard way, deciding the outcome in a fight.

"What best showcases the health and beauty of the human body? Need I say more?! Of course, it's the beach, the sun, the sea, and a swimsuit/bikini!"

Bambietta smiled smugly. She knew everything. She knew that no male life form in the world could resist the tightness of a swimsuit!

Imagine a group of beautiful girls wearing sexy bikinis under the dazzling sunlight...

That scene was even more exhilarating than Monkey D. Luffy finding ONE PIECE or Naruto becoming Hokage! It truly captured the essence of shonen manga; it was the pinnacle of manga!

"That's a good idea!"

Sōgo Shihoin nodded slightly.

"Beach! Ocean! Swimsuits! All arranged!"

Sōgo Shihoin snapped his fingers lightly, and instantly everyone was transported from the empty and cold Soul King Palace to Hawaii, a place with the bluest sky, the most beautiful beaches, and the purest Hawaii!

Swimsuit arrangements...

Sōgo Shihoin waved his hand, and a huge fitting room appeared before everyone's eyes, with two rows of various swimsuits in front of it.

"You're doomed..."

Bambietta gave Lilynette a defiant look, then selected three swimsuits that best suited her from the two rows of huge swimsuit racks and went into the fitting room.

"Snort!"

Not to be outdone, Lilynette also took multiple swimsuits into the fitting room.

I'm starting to look forward to it.

"To ensure fairness in the competition, I, Sōgo Shihoin, Yhwach, and Kisuke Urahara as the referees! Rest assured, we will only score according to our true feelings as men; one point is one point, and a perfect score is a perfect score!"

On the judges' panel, Sougo Sōgo Shihoin, Yhwach, and Kisuke Urahara sat quietly.

"Really..."

Kisuke Urahara slightly.

"Oh! It seems you, Kisuke Urahara, have quite a deep understanding of swimsuits!"

Sōgo Shihoin looked at Kisuke Urahara a slight smile and asked.

"I have indeed done some research on swimsuits, and I know a little about all kinds of swimsuits."

Kisuke Urahara smiled slightly, his eyes, hidden beneath the green hat on his head, looking somewhat lewd.

"Is that just a little bit of knowledge?"

Sōgo Shihoin for an answer.

"Then they must know at least a little bit..."

Kisuke Urahara smiled slightly, saying nothing more; everything was conveyed through his innocent eyes.

"Ha ha ha ha..."

The next second, Kisuke Urahara and Sōgo Shihoin burst into laughter, both of them laughing quite happily.

"Dirty!"

Yhwach glanced at the two men beside him and snorted coldly. He began to wonder why such people would be his strongest enemies. He sighed at the unpredictability of life...

"Ta-da..."

Just as Yhwach was reflecting on this, Bambietta, wearing a swimsuit that showcased her beautiful and healthy physique, emerged from the changing room...

"Hiss!"

Sōgo Shihoin gazed at Bambietta with an admiring expression, admiring her beautiful and eternally youthful physique!

What's your opinion on Kisuke Urahara's situation?

Sōgo Shihoin held down Kisuke Urahara Kisuke Urahara's hand and asked him what he thought of Bambietta's light blue striped swimsuit.

"Sigh~"

"Big!"

Kisuke Urahara gasped sharply, and finally managed to utter only one word. "Big!"

"Ah! Indeed..."

Sōgo Shihoin slightly. Great minds think alike. It has to be said that this Bambietta is indeed bigger than Aita.

"Snort!"

Bambietta smiled slightly at Sōgo Shihoin. She quite liked the way everyone was looking at her. She wanted these male beings to want her, but no matter what, they couldn't have her. Interesting...

Nine points!

Sōgo Shihoin was the first to give his score.

Nine points! It must be nine points!

Kisuke Urahara followed suit, completely agreeing with Sōgo Shihoin's opinion.

"Hmph! Nine points..."

Yhwach was spouting nonsense and making all sorts of disdainful remarks, but his actions betrayed his true intentions by giving a score.

Victory is already mine.

Bambietta turned around and looked at the changing room. She knew at that moment that she had won. No matter how amazing Lilynette was, she could never surpass her.

"Smack!"

Just as Bambietta's eyes were fixed on the changing room, Lilynette finally came out...

"Tsk~"

Bambietta shook her head at Lilynette's outfit. "Look at that green! How pathetic!" she thought. "May God send someone to lick this little idiot's boots and save her from this fashion disaster!"

"I..."

Feeling uncomfortable under everyone's gaze, Lilynette walked forward with mechanical strides.

"I'm sorry..."

Sōgo Shihoin sighed helplessly. Although he really wanted to help Lilynette Bambietta, it was a pity. The Lilynette in front of him was no match for Bambietta, who was a mature and experienced person.

"Eight points..."

Sōgo Shihoin reluctantly gave the score.

"Hehe... We won!"

Bambietta looked at the score given by Sōgo Shihoin and smiled smugly; she knew she had won the match.

"Eight points..."

Just as Bambietta was feeling Kisuke Urahara and Yhwach also gave their scores...

"You lost, Lilynette..."

Bambietta looked at Lilynette with a hint of smugness in her eyes...

"Huh?"

However, just as Bambietta turned around, Lilynette suddenly slipped and fell.

For a time, it enjoyed boundless glory...

"What!?"

"This guy..."

Bambietta's eyes narrowed as she watched Lilynette fall; a bad premonition suddenly flashed through her mind! Danger! The ominous star in the sky was shining!

Bambietta turned around anxiously and looked at Sōgo Shihoin other two...

Sure enough, without anyone noticing, these three perverts had changed the original eight points to ten!

Sōgo Shihoin couldn't help but cover his nose...

"Damn it! I've been hit! Lilynette is so unethical, she actually used such a wicked Infinite Cero on me!"

Sōgo Shihoin acknowledged Lilynette's power, directly inflicting internal injuries on her.

"Lilynette..."

"I admit I underestimated you, you little bitch!"

Bambietta turned around and looked sharply at Lilynette, who was slumped on the ground, exuding a captivating aura. She admitted that she had misjudged her; she had underestimated Lilynette. She hadn't expected that the other party was not the prey but the hunter.

As the saying goes, the most powerful hunters often appear as prey!

You were careless...

Lilynette looked at Bambietta with disdain. Was she kidding? Bambieta was a Hollow who had lived for hundreds of years, a fully-fledged Hollow! How could she possibly know nothing!?

She was merely trying to lull Bambietta into a false sense of security, her aim being to deliver a fatal blow...

"I, Bambietta, admit, I have to admit, that it's now Lilynette who's more than 456!"

Bambietta's forehead was beaded with sweat as she glared at Lilynette through gritted teeth.

"Little girl, you're great too! Don't be sad..."

Just as Bambietta was crying out that she had been careless, a gentle yet carefree voice rang in her ear.

Upon hearing this, Bambietta turned around and saw Sister Hana wearing a bikini, showing off her stunning figure to the fullest.

"Puff..."

With a burst of blood, Sōgo Shihoin two gave their scores.

Three perfect scores...

Sister Hana- Retsu Unohana has elevated the competition from a 10-point system to a 100-point system!

"Hey, hey, hey..."

Bambietta frowned as she looked at the woman in front of her who was overshadowing her.

"This isn't your match, is it?"

Bambietta questioned Retsu Unohana before her.

"It's okay, right?"

"Anyway, you'll all lose as long as I go in."

"Because I'm Yachiru, who can pull off any swimsuit!"

Retsu Unohana gently licked the corner of her mouth, one hand encircling her proud, full breasts, while the other hand gently caressed her cheek.

"Huh..."

"How terrifying..."

Bambietta suddenly felt a chill.

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(End of this chapter)

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