Cutting Family Ties in a Famine Year! I Eat Meat at Every Meal and Make My Wicked Grandparents Cry with Rage
Chapter 216

Master, Please Take Me In and Support Me

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The man frowned and said, "I have a feeling something's wrong. Hmm? It's snowing here."

Everyone burst into laughter, saying, "Boss, where did we get this snow? It's right next to the Northern Desert."

No sooner had they finished speaking than they heard a series of loud thuds as people fell to the ground.

The leader shouted, "Oh no! We've fallen for a trap! Who are they?"

He had barely finished speaking when he collapsed to the ground with a thud.

Holly kicked the man and said:

"This man had an affair with that Concubine Ruan, and they even had a child together, tsk tsk tsk..."

Only the city lord is a fool, actually letting this man take care of Concubine Ruan.

After a while, the two of them started taking care of each other in bed.

Zhou Wanwan raised an eyebrow and asked, "What about the city lord's two children?"

Holly spoke with great enthusiasm:

"Oh dear! I have no idea how stupid this city lord is. He doesn't even bother to look at who Concubine Ruan's two children resemble."

"He looks exactly like this guy! I thought I had offspring, it cracked me up."

"Hahaha... I can't take it anymore, I'm going to die laughing too." Zhou Wanwan especially loved listening to these gossips.

Holly led them directly to the storeroom, where the sandalwood shelves against the wall were filled with gold ingots, silver coins, and Yuanbao.

In this vast warehouse, these are just ordinary items.

Holly said, "These are all rare treasures presented as tribute from foreign lands, things that even ordinary noble families rarely see."

Among the dazzling array of strange objects on the shelves were a crimson coral tree taller than a person and an extra-large string of deep-sea pearls.

The entire box Hotan mutton-fat jade tablets and discs, stacked like mountains of brocade and brocade, exuding opulence.

Gifts from foreign lands included Liuli glass cups, milky-white Xiliang porcelain, and rhinoceros horn cups inlaid with precious stones...

The thousand-year-old placenta, old ginseng, and Ganoderma lucidum are sealed in a brocade box.

There's also a whole black fox fur coat, a sable cloak, and in the corners, ancient bronze tripods, gold-inlaid sword sheaths, and antique paintings...

Zhou Wanwan felt like she couldn't see enough with her eyes. She swallowed hard and said, "Be careful when you move the Scholar Tree, don't damage it."

The Old Scholar Tree nodded and said, "Don't worry! I'll have them wrap themselves in cotton blankets first, and then carry them on my back. That will be absolutely fine."

The Old Scholar Tree was experienced; it quickly packed everything up and then had the trees carry it out one by one.

Where had Holly ever seen such a scene?

It sighed and said, "I'm still too naive, Master. Please take me in, please be my sugar daddy."

Zhou Wanwan looked at the Dwarf Holly and said, "You're so short and weak, what use are you to me as a subordinate?"

Dwarf Holly quickly said:

"I am the informant of the city lord's mansion, and the information I know far surpasses that of ordinary people."

I can count exactly how many trees there are in our city lord's mansion; there are 965 trees in total.

Moreover, there are more than 500 older trees, all of which are much stronger than the ones we just saw.

The key point is that I'm very good friends with them.

"With just one order, I can empty the city lord's mansion."

Zhou Wanwan looked at it with a half-smile and said, "You mean you want me to empty the City Lord's Mansion? That's a bit much, isn't it?"

The Dwarf Holly smiled and said:

"What's there to be embarrassed about? This city lord is disgusting. He doesn't treat his first wife well. His first wife, Pei Shuang, is actually a pretty good person."

To be honest, Pei Shuang took excellent care of us trees when she was around.

We have someone water our plants every day, but ever since that bitch came, we haven't had a single good day.

We've wanted to rebel for a long time.

The Old Scholar Tree looked at him and said:

"If you're going to rebel, then make it big! What's so special about emptying the city lord's mansion?"

We'll uproot this city lord's mansion and then send it to our Black Wind Stronghold.

The hilltop of Black Wind Stronghold is now completely empty, except for some houses.

I think this city lord's mansion is quite grand, very impressive!

No sooner said than done, the Dwarf Holly was indeed quite capable, and in no time she had persuaded all the trees in the city lord's mansion to comply.

Zhou Wanwan directly replenished their energy, and the trees were overjoyed. "We have legs! We have legs! Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo..."

"I feel incredibly energetic; I feel like I can challenge the city lord to a duel."

"That city lord is nothing, I could send him flying with one punch."

The Old Scholar Tree rolled its eyes, ate the guards, and gave the extras to the Dwarf Holly.

The Dwarf Holly was startled and exclaimed, "Grandpa Scholar Tree, do you eat people?"

The Old Scholar Tree looked at it and said:

"I saw that you have some talent, and that's why I gave you food."

These people, as you said, are utterly wicked and have helped the city lord kill many people.

Do you think we should eat it? I wouldn't eat it if I were an ordinary person, but for someone who practices martial arts, it would be very beneficial.

Do I look younger and younger?

The Dwarf Holly looked at it and said, "Eating these people has benefits? Then we must eat them."

The Dwarf Holly directly absorbed a person, and that person quickly turned into fertilizer.

Its roots all turned red, and after a while, it felt itself slowly growing taller.

Suddenly Dwarf Holly burst into tears:

"Mom, I've finally grown taller! I'm not short anymore! I told you I'd grow up, didn't I?"

Let's see who dares to call me a third-class disabled person again.

The nearby trees burst into laughter; the Dwarf Holly had grown a meter tall after eating a person.

It quickly ate three more, and as a result, it grew to a total length of three meters.

It jumped and bounced excitedly.

"I never thought these bad guys could grow taller! I'm going to find the manager of the front yard."

The steward in the front yard is the worst person in the house. He even abused Madam Pei back then. He's Concubine Ruan's most loyal lackey."

They hated the manager so much that the Dwarf Holly went straight to the front yard and rolled him up.

The steward had barely lain down when he saw Dwarf Holly rubbing his eyes and saying, "Isn't this a tree? Am I dreaming?"

The Dwarf Holly, wiry chuckled, then slapped him hard across the face, saying, "You old beast, you've been wanting to kill us all this time, why don't you get up and do it then!"

The manager covered his burning face and said:

What exactly are you? What kind of monster are you?

How dare you cause trouble in the City Lord's Mansion! Do you believe I'll burn you down?

The Dwarf Holly swallowed him whole, saying, "Mmm... that felt good."

These large trees began searching for bad people in the mansion, and if anyone was particularly wicked, they would snap them in two and eat them.

Zhou Wanwan looked at them and said:

"You guys be careful. Although we are bandits, we are bandits with principles."

We generally don't even touch good people. If anyone dares to take advantage of a good person, then I simply won't take them on.

Dwarf Holly quickly waved her hand and said:

Don't worry! There aren't many good ones in the City Lord's Mansion.

However, these people are quite nice; they often help Madam Pei behind her back.

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