Cutting Family Ties in a Famine Year! I Eat Meat at Every Meal and Make My Wicked Grandparents Cry with Rage
Chapter 385

Who Would Carry Poop Around With Them?

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Zhou Wanwan looked at the Old Ancestor with a smile and said, "Wow, that's amazing! In just a short while, you've produced three barrels of salt. Let me give you some energy!"

Zhou Wanwan provided them with energy for a while, and the Old Scholar Tree shook its head and said, "Alright, you must be tired after a long day, right? Shouldn't we be able to leave now?"

A small tree burst out laughing, and all the surrounding trees were thrown into disarray.

The Old Scholar Tree looked at them and said, "What are you laughing at?"

The Little Pine Tree said, "We didn't get anything; we were chased by sharks all afternoon."

The Old Scholar Tree rolled its eyes and said, "You guys are really something, trying to outrun a shark. What if you fall into the sea Wanwan?"

The Little Pine Tree said, feeling wronged, "How could we let Wanwan fall into the sea? We're being very careful!"

The Old Ancestor chuckled and asked, "So, did you win?"

The Little Pine Tree next to it scratched its head with a branch and said:

"If we hadn't won, would we still be here?"

It was eaten by sharks long ago. The sharks in this sea are terrifying; they're like mountains.

The Little Ginseng poked its head out and said, "Actually, those sharks can find a lot of treasure, and we can use them to help us search for treasure in the sea."

Zhou Wanwan quickly shook her head and said, "Forget it! This is too dangerous. It's better to let other fish help us find the treasure."

The Old Scholar Tree looked at them and said:

"Alright, let's go to the sea now and catch some seafood."

"Let's see if we can catch any big fish that can bring us some treasures from the sea."

You know, there were no divers in ancient times, and who knows how many treasures were hidden in the sea.

Zhou Wanwan sat directly on the Old Scholar Tree, and indeed, sitting on the Old Scholar Tree made her feel more at ease.

The Old Scholar Tree carried her directly towards the deep sea; it looked like she was floating, but in reality, it was moving at an extremely fast speed.

Our Old Ancestor followed closely behind, and they were like a row of rafts floating on the sea.

Soon the Old Scholar Tree scooped a net from the sea, and the net was full of small fish and shrimp jumping around, but not a single valuable seafood was found.

She put them all back into the sea.

The Old Ancestor also cast its net, laughing as it dumped its catch onto the raft, "Look at my net, see if there's anything of interest?"

Zhou Wanwan squatted down and carefully picked through the pile.

She didn't even glance at the small shrimp, silverfish, sardines, mullet, barracuda, snapper, crab larvae, and clams; she simply tossed them all aside and released them back into the sea.

Only a few robust species remained: large yellow croaker, sea bass, large pomfret, grouper, cuttlefish, Dahai, large blue-shelled crabs, and Dahai.

Zhou Wanwan smiled and said, "These things are not bad."

They continued swimming forward, and the sea surface darkened noticeably, turning a deep black – they were already in the deep sea.

The Old Scholar Tree cast its root net into the water, and with great effort, hauled it onto the boat. Once it was dumped onto the raft, it was full of truly high-quality goods.

Large yellow croakers, sea bass, large pomfret, wide flounder, large cuttlefish, fat squid, several Dahai, and two large, green-shelled crabs with their claws outstretched, were all jumping around.

The Old Ancestor also cast a net, and what he pulled up was even more astonishing—several fish inside were exceptionally large.

Plump mackerel, thick-fleshed eels, golden pomfret, grouper, and eels are piled on the raft, a delightful sight to behold.

Zhou Wanwan smiled and said, "Not bad, this haul is excellent."

Suddenly the Old Scholar Tree said, "There's a whale ahead."

Not long after, Zhou Wanwan saw a huge figure slowly swimming by underwater.

She was shocked; for the first time, she realized that whales could be so enormous.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a sperm whale.

Zhou Wanwan's eyes lit up and she exclaimed, "Look! It's a sperm whale! Do you think it might have ambergris on it?"

The Little Ginseng crawled out and looked at the whale, saying, "Hello! Sperm whale, do you have ambergris?"

The giant eyes of the whale stared at the Little Ginseng and asked:

How did you get into the sea? Did you just stay near these trees?

And you, ginseng, how can you even talk? That's really strange."

The Little Ginseng looked up at it:

Don't worry about how we got here.

I just wanted to ask you, do you have ambergris on you?

The sperm whale shook its enormous head. "Ambergris? What's that? I've never heard of it."

Zhou Wanwan quickly interjected, "It's... the stones from your feces that have been soaking in the sea for a long time and have formed into lumps. If you find any, they'll smell really good and be very valuable."

Mo Xiang said slowly, "Oh, I don't have that on me. Who would carry feces around?"

Zhou Wanwan looked disappointed. Well, sperm whales change locations every day.

The sperm whale then spoke:

"But I have a lot of family members at home: my dad, mom, younger brother, older brother, and older sister."

If you like feces, I'll take you there; you can scoop up as much as you want.

Zhou Wanwan was so happy!

The sperm whale carried them forward, and Zhou Wanwan looked at it and asked, "Do you like to eat medicinal herbs?"

The sperm whale, while swimming, looked at her and asked, "Medicinal herbs? What are those?"

Zhou Wanwan took out a lot of fresh medicinal herbs from her bundle and said, "These are all good for replenishing qi and blood. Would you like to try them?"

The sperm whale chuckled softly and said:

"These things of yours are of no use to me."

"Look at my enormous body, eating this stuff is completely useless to me."

Zhou Wanwan looked at it and said, "Try it! Aren't we friends?"

The whale swallowed Zhou Wanwan's medicinal herbs whole, then suddenly it started leaping and bounding around with loud "whoosh whoosh whoosh!"

"What is this thing? Why do I feel warm inside my body? It feels so good!"

I feel like I need to poop.

We saw a lot of black substance being expelled; luckily, the Old Scholar Tree was quick enough to escape.

It said speechlessly, "Can't you have any martial ethics? We kindly gave you medicine, and you actually..."

The sperm whale wagged its tail sheepishly and said:

"Oh dear! I couldn't hold it in! I don't know what's wrong with these herbs."

After I ate it, it expelled all those things from my body.

I feel so energetic! Hehehe, wait for me a minute, I think I'm hungry.

She's a foodie.

After Zhou Wanwan finished her analysis, she indeed saw the sperm whale rush into the deep sea, eat and drink its fill, and then float back to the surface.

It spat out many fish and said, "These fish are especially delicious. Are you called Wanwan? Little Ginseng, what's your name?"

The Little Ginseng looked at it and said, "My name is Lingbao."

"Lingbao, your name is so beautiful. My name is An'an. My mother hopes that I An'an."

Okay, I'll take you back.

Zhou Wanwan followed the sperm whale back to Whale Island. It was the first time Zhou Wanwan had ever seen so many whales.

Even Gu Sinian and Zhou Qingyan were completely stunned.

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