Feng Wancai Probably Wouldn't Want to Get Married for the Rest of His Life

Yang Hongmei agreed; who would give all their money to a young girl?

Old Madam Zhou shook her head and said:

"Actually, you all don't understand, this family is full of oddballs."

That little girl is like the apple of my eye; we've already said that all the family's money will go to her from now on."

Yang Hongmei's eyes widened. "Is that so? Then I absolutely must marry this girl!"

Old Madam Zhou looked at her and said:

So why are we living here?

Being near the water tower, one gets the moon first; I go to see the little girl every day.

"If the little girl falls for him, wouldn't we make a fortune?"

Feng Wancai licked his lips and said, "That makes sense. Don't worry, Auntie, I'm pretty good at charming girls."

Old Madam Zhou looked at him and said, "I'm quite relieved about that. You're good at charming girls, and there are so many girls at home..."

Feng Wancai chuckled and said, "Isn't that a piece of cake? Just you wait! In a few days, I'll have her in my hands."

Zhou Wanwan's lips twitched; these people were really too presumptuous.

Is she really that stupid?

Zhou Wanwan looked at the Old Scholar Tree and said, "Shall we start tonight?"

The Old Scholar Tree nodded and said:

"I wonder if these people can handle it."

However, that's not a topic for us to consider.

Zhou Wanwan nodded, saying it was nice to stay at her house.

She already had no one to hang out with, and now things are much better.

The family tidied up the house and soon fell asleep.

When evening came, Old Madam Zhou felt something was wrong with the room; it was too cold, like an ice cellar.

She opened her eyes and called out, "Hongxiu, Hongxiu, where is she?"

She muttered under her breath:

"Ouch! I'm freezing! How did they treat me like this? Why didn't they light a charcoal fire?"

It's pitch black, I can't see anything. Old man, get up quickly, I'm freezing!

Old Man Zhou was pushed and groggily got up, saying, "What are you making a fuss about? Aren't you going to sleep at this hour?"

"Don't you feel cold in here? Go and light the charcoal!"

Old Man Zhou got up and groped his way to light the candle.

But as soon as the candles were lit, a woman in white was seen hanging from the roof beam.

He let out a scream that nearly made Old Madam Zhou faint.

Old Madam Zhou roared, "Are you sick? What are you yelling about in the middle of the night?"

Old Man Zhou pointed to the roof beam and said, "A ghost... a ghost!"

Old Madam Zhou said speechlessly, "You've really drunk too much fake alcohol. Where did this ghost come from?"

She sat up and had to light the candles herself.

But as soon as the candles were lit, I saw that white figure swaying incessantly on the roof beam.

She only saw a white figure slowly walking towards them.

They huddled together, trembling with fear. "Don't come any closer! Don't come any closer! Waaah... What is this?"

The white figure kept breathing in their ears. "Hehehe... Hahahaha..."

They were terrified!

A moment later, they saw another black figure walking towards them.

They both fainted immediately.

Zhou Wanwan frowned outside and said:

"What's so dizzying about this? This is so bad!"

Ugh, this is so boring. Let's go scare that weakling!

Feng Wancai was sleeping soundly when he opened his eyes and suddenly found himself surrounded by a sea of red.

He stared blankly at the room's furnishings and exclaimed, "Oh my! How did this turn into a bridal chamber? Who did all this in just one night? Even the big red wedding candles are all set up?"

Suddenly a gust of wind blew in from outside, and then a figure slowly walked in.

The woman, dressed in a wedding gown and wearing a red veil, walked gracefully towards them.

Feng Wancai stared blankly at the figure and said, "Am I dreaming? What's going on? Why does this dream feel so real?"

The woman spoke softly, "My husband, today is our joyous wedding day! We must now complete the wedding ceremony!"

Looking at the woman's figure, Feng Wancai swallowed hard and said, "Alright, alright, let's get married now."

The two quickly bowed to heaven and earth and went into the bridal chamber.

Feng Wancai stared blankly at her and said, "Wife, can we drink the nuptial wine now?"

The woman said, "Husband, of course you can! But you'll have to lift my veil first!"

Feng Wancai looked at the veil and said, "I'll lift the veil for you now."

He reached out and gently lifted it, instantly terrified. Beneath the face was a skull, which smiled faintly at him and said, "Husband, now we can drink the nuptial wine."

"Aww... Help! Someone please save me!"

The skull hugged him tightly and said, "Husband, don't be afraid, I am your wife! Tonight is our wedding night, you can't run away!"

The skull lifted her directly into the coffin, Feng Wancai was so frightened that he fainted.

Zhou Wanwan chuckled and said, "I'm afraid Feng Wancai never wants to get married in his life."

What kind of play should Yang Hongmei direct for her?

Yang Hongmei was not a virtuous woman; she loved to seduce men.

Yang Hongmei opened her eyes and saw a man sitting in the moonlight outside the window. The man was very elegant.

Yang Hongmei stared intently at the man, swallowed hard, and thought, "What a catch!"

Her husband hasn't touched her in a long time; he usually spends his time with Old Wang next door.

Seeing a man like this now, how could anyone resist?

She put on her clothes and slowly walked out, saying, "What brings this young master to my courtyard?"

The man played his flute without turning around.

Yang Hongmei frowned and said, "The flute you're playing, young master, is so melancholic. Is something on your mind?"

The man nodded and said, "I was just thinking about my lover. I've lost my memory and don't know what she looks like."

Yang Hongmei's heart skipped a beat, and she said, "I am your lover! Look at me, do you remember me?"

The man asked, "Are you sure you're my lover?"

Yang Hongmei nodded and said, "I'm sure, I'm very sure."

The man hugged Yang Hongmei tightly. Yang Hongmei was extremely shy, never expecting that she, who was already in her forties, would meet such a man.

She looked up and was terrified—it wasn't a man at all!

His face was covered in maggots, and the flesh on his face was rotting.

She vomited with a "whoosh," and the man leaned close to her face, gently kissed her, and said, "My wife, I've finally found you. We'll be together for the rest of our lives."

Yang Hongmei's eyes rolled back, and she fainted.

Zhou Fuyu and Zhou Qingzhou both used similar tricks; they both encountered beautiful women, but their legs went weak when they saw them.

Moreover, these beautiful women had a foul odor that was nauseating.

They all woke up the next day with dark circles under their eyes.