I Want to Go Home, I Miss My Mother
Dozens of sharpshooters aimed at Zhou Wanwan Zhou Wanwan, who stood on the city wall, staring down below.
The general laughed loudly and said, "Ignorant brat, watch me shoot your head off!"
All the arrows were shot out, and they were about to hit Zhou Wanwan when suddenly, they all came back.
Who has ever seen an arrow that curves when it's shot?
And they all ended up hitting the person who fired them.
The soldiers all let out a scream and were shot unconscious.
I had just been shot unconscious when suddenly I was dragged into the woods by something.
Many people followed and chased after them, but none of them came back.
General Who Proclaims Might was startled. "What the hell is this? Where are our men?"
The soldiers nearby shook their heads and said, "We don't know, and we don't know where they went."
General Who Proclaims Might wiped the sweat from his brow. The battle hadn't even begun, and they'd already lost dozens of sharpshooters.
How exactly did they manage to do that?
General Who Proclaims Might pointed at Zhou Wanwan's nose and said, "Who exactly are you? How dare you ambush us? If you have the guts, come down here."
Zhou Wanwan snorted coldly and said, "If you've got the guts, come up here, you old bastard. I'll be waiting for you on the city wall."
General Who Proclaims Might was so angry that he stomped his feet.
"You little beast! You just wait, how dare you insult this general!"
"Men, prepare the ladders! Charge up and capture this little beast alive!"
The soldiers responded enthusiastically, hundreds of ladders were pushed out, and the soldiers began to climb them.
Just as these people were about to climb the ladder, they suddenly all disappeared.
General Who Proclaims Might rubbed his eyes and asked, "What happened? What's going on? How could someone suddenly disappear?"
"This is absolutely bizarre! It's too strange, General Who Proclaims Might, let's retreat!"
"This place is not safe to stay any longer; I have a bad feeling about it."
General Who Proclaims Might sneered, "What are you afraid of? A bunch of cowards! Bring the catapults and smash it! I don't believe we can't break through."
The soldiers brought in more than 100 catapults; everyone knew how powerful those catapults were.
Even with such thick city walls, they couldn't withstand the catapults firing at them!
The catapults were firing stones that weighed hundreds of kilograms each, and they were all hurled at the city walls.
Unexpectedly, as soon as it hit the city wall, it bounced back as if there was a net around it.
A stone nearly hit General Who Proclaims Might on the head.
General Who Proclaims Might was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground.
If he had actually been hit by it today, he would have been a complete mess.
This time he was scared and shouted, "Retreat! Retreat quickly! Something's not right at Yanmen Pass!"
Zhou Wanwan stood on the city wall, looking down at the scene below, and said:
"General Who Proclaims Might, you old bastard, what use are you?"
"You're just going to run away, you old good-for-nothing."
General Who Proclaims Might was so angry that his face turned red. He pointed at Zhou Wanwan and said:
"Who do you belong to? Get down here right now!"
You witch, you must have used some kind of sorcery.
How could your parents have given birth to such a scourge like you? You...
Zhou Wanwan was furious. The Old Scholar Tree wrapped its branches around Zhou Wanwan 'Zhou Wanwan waist and flew down from the city wall with her.
Many arrows were shot at her, but they couldn't hurt her at all.
Zhou Wanwan walked up to General Who Proclaims Might, General Who Proclaims Might felt his hands were tied and stood there blankly.
Zhou Wanwan slapped him hard, and then slapped him again in front of everyone.
General Who Proclaims Might was slapped dozens of times, and his face was swollen from the blows.
Zhou Wanwan then flew back.
Many soldiers stared blankly at Zhou Wanwan and said, "Is she a fairy?"
"How terrifying! How could we possibly offend a deity? General, you'd better apologize properly!"
General Who Proclaims Might slapped the adjutant across the face and said, "Shut up! Are you out of your mind? These are just some petty tricks. Let's retreat first."
Once they returned to camp, General Who Proclaims Might finally breathed a sigh of relief. He looked at his dozen or so strategists and said, "You all need to think of a solution quickly. If we can't even take Yanmen Pass, won't we become a laughingstock?"
The strategists all had their heads bowed. One of them said:
"I think we should stick to our previous strategy and simply surround Yanmen Pass to prevent anyone from providing them with aid."
"After a while, they naturally couldn't hold on any longer."
The other strategists nodded in agreement.
"That's right! That's a great idea. I don't believe they can hold out for 10 days or half a month."
I heard there are hundreds of thousands of people at Yanmen Pass now!
"Those cowards, if they're so capable, they should stay holed up in their shells forever."
General Who Proclaims Might nodded and said:
"That's right! That's a great idea."
"Surround Yanmen Pass now. We don't have enough manpower; send more people."
General Who Proclaims Might commands an army of over 200,000; how could Yanmen Pass possibly be a match for him?
Before long, Zhou Wanwan discovered that Yanmen Pass was surrounded.
Shen Xiao rushed over and said:
"Miss, what do we do now? Yanmen Pass is already surrounded, and we can't get out."
Why don't we charge out now and fight them? We might not lose.
Zhou Wanwan looked at the people at Yanmen Pass and said, "Do you think Xie Family Army can defeat the Great Qi army?"
Shen Xiao looked at the Xie Family Army and shook his head, saying, "We can't win. We simply can't win."
These Xie Family Army were all seasoned veterans who had no desire to go to the battlefield.
They're just wasting their days, but how could Zhou Wanwan let them have their way?
If they are unwilling to work or train, they won't be given anything.
They even built dozens of secret rooms. If you don't obey, you'll be locked in a secret room. If you still don't obey, you'll be starved and frozen.
At first, few of the Xie Family Army obeyed; they thought, "What can a six-year-old child do to us?"
But the result shocked them so much that they only realized their regret when they were freezing and starving.
No one can stand being locked in a dark room for ten days or half a month.
Even more outrageous is that those who are unwilling to train are whipped, and after half a month, even the toughest person will soften.
Zhou Wanwan looked at the Xie Family Army training and said, "That old man Xie Family really knows how to train people. Look at these soldiers he trained, they're all so energetic and spirited."
Those Xie Family Army gritted their teeth and said, "Just who is this six-year-old kid? Why is he watching our training every day? I've already been skinned alive!"
"Don't even mention it, this training intensity is insane. 800 rounds a day, and they even have to climb mountains when they have nothing else to do. It's exhausting."
"The most crucial thing is that even when I'm asleep, I have to wear sandbags on. These sandbags are incredibly heavy, and I really can't stand it."
"I want to go home, I miss my mom, sob sob sob..."
"Crack..." As soon as they finished speaking, all of them were lashed with a whip.
"Ouch... it hurts so much!"