Ren Yingying added fuel to the fire, "You don't have anything at all!"
Tang Zhuyun retorted, "I have a man."
How could Ren Yingying possibly lose?
"I'm married too."
Are you talking about that chicken that ended up in the dog's stomach?
Ren Yingying: "... Are you and your man really together?"
Tang Zhuyun smiled slightly, "My son will be eight years old by the New Year."
Ren Yingying: "Is he a terrible student?"
"A natural-born academic genius, you can't stop him. I just wanted him to be healthy and happy, but he's obsessed with studying all the time, it's so annoying."
Ren Yingying: "Tangbao, I'm going to strangle you!"
Jealousy drove her mad.
So Tang Zhuyun's time travel was a journey to find happiness? Why is she destined to marry a chicken and follow it to the chicken until it dies?
(Actually, you're just a deliveryman and patcher...)
Qu Nian: These two monsters killed each other.
Let's fight! Let's fight!
But the two women, who were just moments ago extremely hostile, suddenly started reminiscing again.
"What's wrong with your system?" Tang Zhuyun asked. "Don't give it to me."
"How would I know?" Ren Yingying rolled her eyes. "I've never seen such an unreliable system, and it even said it would punish me."
Tang Zhuyun: "What punishment will I give you?"
"Make me obey."
"Then it shouldn't even think about it," Tang Zhuyun said firmly.
This is a wild horse that has broken free; no one can restrain her.
Ren Yingying rested her chin on her hand and smiled, "You understand me so well, so later I just kicked it somewhere, I don't even know where."
Qu Nian: Woof woof woof!
Tang Zhuyun: "... Maybe I can be of help!"
"Reject domestic violence, starting with me."
Tang Zhuyun: "Alright, it's all gone anyway. Let me see your space!"
Ren Yingying: "No, I don't know how to bring people in yet."
Tang Zhuyun: "Give me two boxes of cephalosporin."
"No problem."
Then Tang Zhuyun and Qu Nian watched as Ren Yingying conjured up two boxes of cephalosporin from nothing, casually handing them to Tang Zhuyun.
"Is this brand okay? Are there other brands, including different generations of cephalosporins?"
Tang Zhuyun was green with envy.
"Give me these two boxes first, I need to rest a bit."
She hadn't handled medicine so skillfully in so long; she felt so moved she wanted to cry.
"And what happened to your face?" Tang Zhuyun asked again. "Is it a real birthmark or a fake one?"
"Of course it's true." Ren Yingying didn't seem to mind at all.
"Has that been with you since you were little?"
"How should I know? This isn't my body. What, you still have memories of when you entered this body?"
Qu Nian: It's confirmed! Just as I thought!
These two monsters have taken over other people's bodies.
Quickly, a Daoist priest must come and subdue these two demons.
--We can't count on Buddha, since they're already in the Buddhist order.
Those two are incredibly skilled.
The Prince of Jin is so blind, so blind! He actually thought the Prince of Jin was someone important before.
Prince of Jin: That's because you're blind.
Tang Zhuyun said, "Of course I have. Otherwise, how could I have stayed hidden until now? Yingying, you don't have the memories of your past life, that's very dangerous!"
How can the story continue without a backstory? What if people mistake me for a monster?
She now suspects that the system is another form of memory.
But there's no point in saying anything now, since that idiot kicked the system out.
"Maybe if you die, you'll travel back in time!"
What if they're half-dead?
"Pah, pah, pah, you jinx!" Ren Yingying spat twice. "Don't get carried away with talking about birthmarks. It's my camouflage."
"Covering up? Do you think you're a chameleon?" Tang Zhuyun said disdainfully.
"What should we do then? What if the young master really does get better and wants to sleep with me when he gets back?"
Tang Zhuyun rolled her eyes. "Isn't this exactly what you wanted?"
Ren Yingying blinked her big eyes, "Have you seen him? Is he good-looking?"
Tang Zhuyun: "Never seen him. But even if he's ugly, a person leading troops into battle wouldn't be a pot-bellied, greasy man, would he?"
She suddenly realized that she had never seen the Prince of Jin in armor!
I'm kind of looking forward to it...
Ren Yingying: "No way, no way, I can't bring myself to eat it if it's ugly. Even if it feels good, can it compare to my Dog Meat?"
Petting a dog is so comforting, they're so chubby.
"Bring the Dog Meat over!"
Qu Nian took two steps back in resistance.
Poisonous Woman Ren tries to take advantage of him!
"If you don't come over, I'll tell your aunt what happened to you last night..."
Qu Nian had to save face, so he could only be threatened by her and stepped forward through gritted teeth.
Forget it, a real man must endure humiliation. It's just a couple of touches now, and it's not his body anyway.
Yes, his innocence is still proven!
Tang Zhuyun laughed and said, "I've noticed that Dog Meat has changed; he's not as affectionate towards you anymore."
Ren Yingying: "If you're talking about this, it has indeed changed. Guess how it's changed?"
Tang Zhuyun: "How would I know about your dog?"
Qu Nian was also thinking about the answer.
--In what ways does he resemble that Poisonous Woman Ren? Can't he just change?
"Look here!" Ren Yingying pointed between Qu Nian's legs and said, "Ta-da! The Dog Meat has a penis!"
Tang Zhuyun was shocked. "You're heartless, you made a fake one?"
Shocking! A plastic surgeon, bored out of his mind, performed sex reassignment surgery on a dog.
Qu Nian: Really! I really mean it!
Ren Yingying: "Nonsense! How could I possibly have that skill! At most, I can perform minor surgeries; that's too difficult. Feel it, it's real, it's flesh!"
Qu Nian squeezed her legs together: Get out!
Tang Zhuyun: "... I'm not as perverted as you!"
Ren Yingying: "You're holding on? No way! Who did you marry? I heard them call you Princess Consort?"
"Prince of Jin."
How many concubines does your man have?
"Zero."
"Holy crap! There wasn't one? Tangbao, you're amazing!"
Tang Zhuyun replied modestly, "Compared to the four in your household, I am indeed quite capable."
Ren Yingying: "Sigh. The more the merrier. If the manor isn't in chaos, how can I find a way to escape? Those four unlucky fellows are all in a similar situation to me, unloved by their parents. Otherwise, who would go to marry them off to bring good luck?"
Having said that, Tang Zhuyun had to speak up for Xue Lie.
"Hua Cha!" Ren Yingying said, "I know. Taking care of her, right? Okay, I'll pay her back the deducted monthly allowance when we get back."
Tang Zhuyun: "What? Aren't you new here? How come you're so adept at deducting monthly wages?"
Yingying, you've gone astray!
Tang Zhuyun still feels heartache when she thinks about Prince of Jin's salary was almost completely deducted before he even saw it.
Ren Yingying: "I told them not to bother me, but they still came to pay their respects, so I had no choice but to deduct their monthly wages."
If she doesn't do something real, those women will think she's just joking around!
Ren Yingying said that she had no interest in scheming against them and was only thinking about how to get the Dog Meat out of this awful place.
Tang Zhuyun explained her relationship with Xue Lie, saying, "My cousin, although he's a bit... immature, is also a very genuine person."
If it works out, it would be a good thing.
Ren Yingying scoffed, "You're such a chuunibyou, and you're even introducing people to others!"
People mature eventually!
Unbeknownst to her, Tang Zhuyun had come to regard Lady Deng and Xue Lie as her true family.
Ren Yingying waved her hand. "A teenager can't stay a teenager forever, but a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur) can stay chuunibyou forever."
Tang Zhuyun: "..."