Ren Yingying was reading the letter while slapping the table and laughing uncontrollably, "Holy crap, I can't laugh myself to death!"
Qu Nian: Then go and die without worry.
She keeps saying she wants to be a widow; doesn't he want to be a widower now?
--Everyone genuinely wants to be widowed.
Ren Yingying: "Qu Nian..."
Qu Nian: Woof woof woof.
Why are you calling him?
Ren Yingying: "Dog Meat, stop messing around, I'm about to laugh my head off. Guess what... Qu Nian has gone mad!"
That's bad, we can't just force ourselves on her now.
These days, she's been dreaming about what she should do if Qu Nian were to come back.
Although she wouldn't go so far as to threaten suicide after sleeping with a man, it's still best if it's something that's mutually agreeable.
Now that Qu Nian is insane, it shouldn't be like this...
Qu Nian: "???"
Could it be that his body, which remained in the Southern Borderlands, has now entered another soul?
Ren Yingying laughed louder and louder as she watched, "My God, he's crazy, but why does he poop and pee everywhere?!"
Qu Nian suddenly had a bad feeling.
He suppressed his disgust for the Poisonous Woman Ren —when the two of them, no, the one person and the dog, were alone in a room, he would always run as far away as possible, but today he had no choice but to approach her.
He couldn't wait to see what his other self was doing now.
His main concern was whether he still had any hope of returning to his true self's body.
If a dog's life is hopeless and it can only eke out a living, then he...
He didn't seem to have any solutions either.
He needs to rethink his life as a dog.
It's impossible to kill someone by crashing into a car.
Suicide was not part of his parents' upbringing.
He wouldn't be like that Poisonous Woman Ren, deceiving people every day.
Ren Yingying acts like she's dying every day, but she never actually dies.
Qu Nian harbored deep resentment about this.
Why does the system punish him every time he lies, giving him electric shocks and making him furious, but Poisonous Woman Ren gets away with it?
Poisonous Woman Ren had told Tang Zhuyun that there was a system, which she had kicked out.
Then the system entered the dog's body, extracted his soul, and forced him to complete the mosaic task.
Qu Nian!
Even the mission details are blurred out; he's desperate!
Now Qu Nian is eager to know more.
He wanted to jump onto the table to read the letter, but he was short and muscular, and no matter how much he jumped and scratched at the table, he couldn't get up.
Ren Yingying, who usually held him in her arms and stroked his hair, was so busy laughing to herself after reading the letter today that she completely ignored him.
Qu Nian was truly helpless; his short legs and shortness of breath were of no use.
He pushed a small stool over, stepped on it, and finally clumsily jumped onto the table.
Alright, he's going to read the letter now!
However--
He doesn't understand!
He was a diligent student from a young age; he could even read cursive script.
But what did Tang Zhuyun write? It was just scribbles!
He suddenly realized that Ren Yingying was clearly illiterate!
She found a concubine to teach her to read, but the tutoring was inconsistent, and she complained every day, so she didn't learn many words at all.
She corresponded with Tang Zhuyun using their language!
Qu Nian deep resentment!
He even came to hate the Prince of Jin.
--Your woman isn't human, you know that? Oh, you know and you don't care, it's unbelievable...
Ren Yingying: "Holy crap, what's wrong with this world?"
Qu Nian slumped on the table, utterly dejected. "What's wrong? Tell me!"
Ren Yingying: "Qu Nian even eats raw meat! He's gone mad!"
Qu Nian's bad feeling intensified immediately.
"He urinates and defecates anywhere, and eats raw meat. If he eats excrement too, wouldn't he be just like a dog?" Ren Yingying muttered to herself. "Oh dear, I really have to keep a close eye on him, or he might actually do it."
Qu Nian is no longer able to function.
He is now almost certain that he has swapped souls with a dog.
That person who urinates and defecates anywhere, eats meat, and might even eat... well, that's his body!
No, he's going to throw up.
He didn't want that body anymore.
He'll have to go back and clean up the mess; that dog did him a disservice!
Ren Yingying put down the letter and looked at Qu Nian: "Dog Meat, do you think things have become strange because Tangbao and I are here?"
These two must be extremely important figures, influencing the Heavenly Way, the Earthly Way, and the Animal Way...
Dog Meat is no longer considered normal.
First of all, the Dog Meat now has a penis; he's become a male dog!
Secondly, Dog Meat's recent behavior has been strange; he no longer likes to catch mice.
Dog Meat used to be a master at catching mice, and he especially loved to steal and eat them. This Ren Yingying a lot of distress, as she constantly complained about the rat extermination efforts in the old neighborhood while also being wary that he might actually eat a mouse.
But now, he has lost interest, even though rats are everywhere these days.
Moreover, Dog Meat has even developed a liking for eating vegetables.
Yes, he's started to love vegetables; he's become a vegetable dog.
"You said you started to act like a human, Qu Nian is like a dog..." Ren Yingying stroked Dog Meat's head thoughtfully, "Have the ways of humans and animals become confused?"
Qu Nian: You're right.
The chaos was indeed related to her—no, to them!
These monsters!
However, the idea of a human and a dog swapping souls is really too far-fetched; Ren Yingying has never even considered it.
She had never even heard of such a story, whether it was about past lives or present lives.
"Forget it, who cares? It has nothing to do with me," Ren Yingying said quickly. "Come on, let me see what else Tangbao wrote..."
Qu Nian: Can this world ever get better again?
Ren Yingying suddenly exclaimed, "Holy crap! I even felt a little guilty when I was talking about Qu Nian just now. Now, haha, may the abusive man die!"
Qu Nian: What nonsense is she spouting again?
Ren Yingying: "Dog Meat, let me tell you, Qu Nian actually hits women."
Qu Nian slumped onto the table, utterly dejected.
Fine, let that Poisonous Woman Ren say whatever she wants.
Even if she told him now that one plus one equals three, he wouldn't be in the mood to laugh at her.
Wrong!
When has he ever hit a woman?
His reputation was already irreparably damaged because of that dog, so why add the charge of assaulting a woman? Didn't that dog bite a woman?
"Qu Nian even hit his own sister! Oh my god, should I take Hua Cha and the others and run away?"
Qu Nian: Where can you run to? Back to your fox den?
She's always complaining about being bored and wanting to "play PUBG," so he's starting to suspect she's a vixen.
This also explains why the Prince of Jin was so infatuated with Tang Zhuyun that he lost all sense of direction.
Are these two sisters here to wreak havoc on the world? Are they under the command of Daji?
Besides, if you're going to run away, what's the point of taking his concubine with you?
"That's my own sister! Who do I think I am?" Ren Yingying felt very dangerous. "Wouldn't you be even more Wuji if you went crazy?"
Qu Nian: When he and Qu Hua fought, they slapped each other, okay?
Why didn't he fight back when Qu Hua struck first?
He just doesn't tolerate her bad habits!
Besides, that happened when they were very young! They still have a very good relationship!