Qu Nian swore that he was truly sincere this time.
But that Poisonous Woman Ren just wouldn't let him change for the better.
"Stop making things difficult for Buddha." Ren Yingying stared at the gleaming Ge kiln celadon tripod incense burner. "Can't you have some compassion for Buddha? He's gone mad, beyond saving."
This vase—no, this incense burner—is really beautiful.
At first, she thought the incense burner was cracked into a spiderweb pattern, but later she learned that it was actually a pattern called "golden thread and iron wire," which was indescribably beautiful.
Unfortunately, I'm uncultured, so all I can say is "Holy crap!"
If she could travel back in time, she would definitely take two of them with her.
They also want Dog Meat, and they want her to carry all the goods!
What should we plunder from the Prince's mansion and take with us then?
Qu Nian: The first thing he did after returning to his body was to sew Ren Yingying's mouth shut with a needle!
Suddenly, a loud "bang" was heard, Qu Nian instinctively dodged backward.
He's a dog; he's agile and quick to dodge.
Ren Yingying knelt there, her legs going numb, still dreaming of getting rich, but she wasn't so lucky.
The Ge kiln incense burner she had her eye on exploded, shattering into pieces and carrying scalding hot incense ash, all hurtling towards her.
Ren Yingying instinctively covered her face.
Qu Nian, who had already retreated, suddenly jumped up, his entire body—no, his entire dog—blocking her face.
The scene immediately descended into chaos.
Qu Nian was injured; his back was cut by a shard of porcelain and he was bleeding.
Ren Yingying was knocked down, but only suffered a minor scrape on her elbow.
Ren Yingying was deeply moved— Dog Meat was still the best to her!
She carefully applied medicine to his wound first, then said, "Dog Meat, don't move, let me check your stomach. It seems that when you tackled me, I bumped into your stomach."
Qu Nian felt a sense of resistance as she watched her face press against hers!
Poisonous Woman Ren!
Ren Yingying: "Here, I really did bump into this spot, it's all swollen."
Qu Nian kicked her in the face with his claws.
He has never hit a woman except for Qu Hua.
Ren Yingying was simply the last straw for him.
Ren Yingying: "Does it hurt that much? It's okay, it's okay, I'll be gentle. Wait a minute, I'll get some alcohol to disinfect your wound."
Then Qu Nian felt a chill beneath him.
"It doesn't look like I touched it... It looks like a pimple? I'll pick it for you, it won't hurt, trust my technique."
For a plastic surgeon to pick out a pimple is a complete waste of their talent.
But she would do it for Dog Meat!
Qu Nian struggled for a moment.
I don't want to live anymore, one more time...!
However, the Poisonous Woman Ren had accomplices; she called her maids over to hold down the Dog Meat.
However, before the injection, Ren Yingying finally realized that her son's "pimples" seemed to be more than one.
Upon closer inspection, there were actually twelve of them, and they were quite symmetrical?
Ren Yingying was stunned.
She stood there, holding the needle, frozen in mid-air, as if she had been acupunctured.
The maid whispered, "The Crown Prince's Consort?"
"It's alright, it's alright, you can all leave now." Ren Yingying finally came to her senses and shooed the people out.
After the maids had all left, leaving only her and Qu Nian in the room, she hugged it, almost crying.
"My poor Dog Meat, no wonder you didn't like any of the many beautiful female dogs I found for you. So, it turns out you haven't completely turned into a male dog after all!"
Those little pimples must be from my breasts!
Ren Yingying was unaware that male dogs also have this organ... it's just that it's very subtle.
Qu Nian was baffled by her crying.
What's wrong with him? What happened to him?
"Dog Meat, don't worry, I won't look down on you no matter what!" Ren Yingying said firmly. "Here, let me rub your wound. Does it still hurt?"
Qu Nian shuddered.
He wasn't afraid of pain, but he was afraid of her antics.
Ren Yingying was still angry when she thought about what happened today.
"I knew it! Why did you have to make things difficult for Buddha? Look how angry Buddha got, he even blew up the incense burner!"
Qu Nian: I don't want to talk.
How could the incense burner explode for no reason?
Someone must have tampered with it!
Buddha is angry? Pshaw!
If Ren Yingying knew what he was thinking, she would definitely refute him.
If even Buddha can grant divine intervention, why can't we get angry?
Ren Yingying stroked Qu Nian's tail and muttered to herself, "If I get injured today, will it be considered a work-related injury?"
Qu Nian: What is uterine injury?
Ren Yingying got up to wash her hands—her hands were stained with dog blood, and as she washed, she suddenly became sober.
"No, I have to check!"
Qu Nian: It's alright, it's not hopeless.
Ren Yingying: "I've never owned a male dog before, maybe other male dogs have little mittens too!"
She couldn't label her son as "incapable" before verifying the facts.
No, she's not that kind of irresponsible mother.
Qu Nian: Buddha, if saving me is too difficult, then please, take me away.
Why would such a stupid woman become a spy?
Does the other person think he's that stupid?
As he was talking to himself, someone knocked on the door.
Ren Yingying looked towards the door and called out repeatedly, "Hua Cha, come in quickly! Come, come, I have something to ask you!"
Qu Nian covered his ears with his two front paws.
Hua Cha and Ren Yingying are closer than others.
Putting everything else aside, Ren Yingying knew Xue Lie was pursuing Hua Cha and even wanted to bring the two of them together made Hua Cha realize that she wasn't a bad person.
Moreover, after spending time together, Ren Yingying proved to be truly open and honest.
Although Hua Cha didn't intend to follow Xue Lie, she was very grateful and therefore treated Ren Yingying very well.
"Your Highness, do you also think there's something fishy about this?" Hua Cha asked in a low voice.
Ren Yingying: "What? What's suspicious?"
Hua Cha: "... That incense burner that exploded..."
Qu Nian wanted to promote the Hua Cha business.
At the very least, this is still a human brain.
What is Ren Yingying? Zidu a dog!
Ren Yingying: "What happened to the incense burner? Did someone clean it up?"
Does she have to go and collect the body from the incense burner?
Hua Cha: "I've cleaned it up. I just feel something's fishy about how the incense burner could explode for no reason."
Ren Yingying waved her hand. "It's nothing."
Qu Nian: I really want to bite this idiot to death! Idiot! Idiot!
Unexpectedly, Ren Yingying said, "... The incense burner didn't explode for no reason; someone tampered with it."
Qu Nian was stunned.
She actually knew?
Hua Cha voiced his doubts. "Then you...?"
"Someone wants to use this ritual to get rid of me. I'll see if she gets what she wants. Whether she can help me or not, we'll settle the score later."
She knew beforehand, but she didn't expect it to be done through such means.
Hua Cha asked in surprise, "Princess Consort, are you leaving?"
Ren Yingying: "I want a free identity. Although it's difficult, maybe I can try; once I'm free, I'll go to the Prince of Jin's Residence, eat and drink Consort of the Prince of Jin Consort of the Prince of Jin's food, play with her children, hahaha..."
Qu Nian: It's beyond saving.
Do you want others to say, "Are you the Prince of Prince of Jin's concubine?"
Ren Yingying: "Alright, alright, the Dog Meat matter is more important. Send someone to catch two male dogs!"
Hua Cha was startled. "Are you going to let Dog Meat and male dogs develop a bond again?"