"Hey, what are you shy about, you Dog Meat!" Ren Yingying said, "You have to believe me!"
Nanxing looked at Qu Nian thoughtfully and asked, "What do you want to do?"
"How about I give him breast implants?" Ren Yingying said with a grin. "Maybe he'll be happy, and if he's not, we can just remove them!"
While Nanxing stared in disbelief, she continued, "If I'm feeling good, I'm considering just castingrate him."
Qu Nian was so angry that he slammed the door.
It really was a ramming of the door.
He wanted Ren Yingying to know that he was very unhappy right now.
Nanxing suddenly said, "Yingying, have you noticed that Dog Meat seems to understand what we're saying?"
Qu Nian suddenly tensed up, unsure whether he wanted Ren Yingying to know the truth or whether he wanted to keep the secret himself.
Ren Yingying: "I know, Dog Meat is very intelligent. It can even carry a basket out to buy things for me..."
But that was all in the past.
Nanxing: "Is this normal?"
She always felt that Ren Yingying's dog was a bit strange.
Ren Yingying said casually, "That's perfectly normal. He's just more well-behaved than other dogs."
"Then you should ask him if he wants to be castrated. I felt like he was acting a little strange just now."
Nanxing carefully examined Qu Nian.
"I even think he's like a person, like a man."
Qu Nian glared back at her fiercely: What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a man before?
"Really?" Ren Yingying was skeptical. "Have they gotten used to Dog Meat? We'll find out by borrowing a Chow Chow from Madam Qin later."
If it's okay, then accept the status quo; if not, then we should get sex reassignment surgery as soon as possible.
No matter what, you'll always be my good son!
Mother accepts any orientation you have!
As for looking like a man, she said it was absolutely impossible.
I only had one relationship in my past life, and it was with a jerk.
If that scumbag continues to follow me in this life, Buddha, please let this believer's soul be scattered immediately!
Qu Nian pondered carefully: should he accept a dog, or accept someone with a disability?
Aaaaaaah!
How can I get Ren Yingying to shift her attention away from him in the near future?
Nanxing didn't dwell on the question and asked her, "When is your sister-in-law leaving?"
"Who knows?" Ren Yingying felt disappointed whenever she thought of Qu Hua.
With Qu Hua around, it's hard to organize a mahjong game; it's annoying.
"She's coming to cause trouble again?"
"He's like a madman; he's all smiles today, but turns on you without a second thought tomorrow."
This Chahua must be schizophrenic.
For example, yesterday she came to Ren Yingying and said that she suspected someone in the capital was putting a voodoo doll on her brother.
Ren Yingying immediately retorted sarcastically, "If stabbing someone with voodoo dolls were effective, someone with your popularity would have been stabbed to death by the guards, wouldn't they?"
"Qu Hua always thought I didn't know her secret, and she got angry when I said that."
Ren Yingying rolled her eyes. "A coward who dares to do something but not admit it. Just you wait, she'll definitely come back for revenge today."
Qu Nian: It's already been reported to me.
When women fight, he's the one who suffers.
But how did Ren Yingying know Qu Hua's secret?
Nanxing: "Have you two really broken off relations or not?"
"I feel like we've broken things off," Ren Yingying said. "I've already said all that. But Chahua isn't like us; she's thick-skinned. Let her be."
Qu Nian finally vaguely understood that "Chahua" was not a compliment, but rather an insult.
"Nanxing, I'm starting to get restless."
"Want to leave the palace?"
Ren Yingying: "..."
"Why don't you go and seduce a few of Qu Hua's guards? That'll probably drive her crazy."
Qu Nian: He was so angry he died completely, utterly and completely.
What kind of despicable ideas are these!
Pei Shen, do you know your woman is like this?
"Stop, stop! I meant something under the pool, it's driving me crazy!"
If Qu Hua doesn't leave soon, Ren Yingying will be tormented to death by her own curiosity.
After thinking for a moment, Nanxing said, "It's not entirely hopeless."
"What method? Tell me about it."
"Tell her you want to play in the pool tonight. As long as that shuts up Qu Hua, no one else should dare to come near."
Ren Yingying: "Is that okay? Won't it make me look stupid?"
Do you care?
Ren Yingying gritted her teeth. "... I don't care."
And so it was decided happily.
Curiosity killed the cat, and she was that cat.
After discussing it for a while, Pei Shen came to pick up Nanxing.
"It's not dark yet!" Ren Yingying winked.
Nanxing stood up and said, "I'll come see you secretly tonight."
"Be careful tonight, or your legs might give way and you'll fall while climbing over the wall, hahaha."
Nanxing: "... Even if my legs are weak, I'm still stronger than you."
Ren Yingying got up to see her off. "Do you think if I asked Pei Shen to do me a favor and let you grow a whole size bigger, he would agree?"
Nanxing said expressionlessly, "I won't agree. If he agrees, you can make it for him, I don't mind."
Ren Yingying laughed loudly, "Then you two will have a competition to see who's bigger?"
Qu Nian lay on the ground pretending to be dead.
He's dead; he can't hear anything anymore.
After seeing Nanxing off, Ren Yingying was still restless.
She tapped her fingers on the table, muttering to herself, "How can I keep the Chahua from causing trouble tonight? Ah, I've got it! Jinse, Jinse, come here!"
Qu Nian: What are you up to now!
He watched coldly as the Hua Cha was ruined by the Poisonous Woman Ren.
Then let's focus on this one Huo Huo, instead of going after them one by one, okay?
Jinse came in carrying her zither.
Her violin was almost always with her.
"Jinse," Ren Yingying said, "What are you busy with?"
Jinse said, "They're making cotton to plug their ears."
"Huh? Isn't that an earplug? Why are you making earplugs?"
Jinse said, "If you think you play badly, just plug your ears."
Ren Yingying: "... I think you play it quite well."
Qu Nian: That's because you're ignorant.
He didn't think Jinse played well; instead, he felt there was something eerie about it.
Jinse said, "I can't meet my own standards; I'm always bothered by noise."
"You should have said you wanted good earplugs earlier! You just wait!"
She really does have this in the operating room.
Don't ask why, just say she left it there casually.
This is not a regenerated pair; there's only one pair available.
But it was no use to her, so she pretended to go into the inner room to retrieve it and generously gave it to Jinse: "Try this."
Jinse tried it with skepticism, then her beautiful eyes widened instantly.
She didn't understand, but she was deeply shocked.
Is there really such a soundproof device in the world?
"It works well, right?"
Jinse looked at her lips and nodded, then took out the earplugs. "Princess Consort, is this really for me?"
"Yeah, so what?" Ren Yingying said dismissively.
It wasn't anything rare; but what use were earplugs in ancient times?
Unexpectedly, Jinse bowed solemnly and said, "I will never forget the kindness of the Crown Princess."
Ren Yingying: "Why are you exaggerating? Sit down, sit down, I need your help!"