Song Yunshen was certainly aware of Xia Yunuo's thoughts, after all, they had spent so many days together during the summer vacation.
Given their current relationship, it's perfectly normal for them to want to be deskmates in the new semester.
After all, Song Yunshen knew that Xia Yunuo and her deskmate had a very distant relationship; they didn't even eat in the cafeteria together. For a girl, this kind of relationship was already quite cold.
In comparison, finding Song Yunshen's deskmate is definitely a better choice.
But even Song Yunshen wasn't entirely sure about this. What if Xia Yunuo didn't really think that way? Then she'd be in an awkward situation.
Just in case, let's test the waters first, and also ask Xu Zhuoyue for his thoughts.
After chatting with Xia Yunuo for a while, Song Yunshen found Xu Zhuoyue's WeChat and sent him a message.
[ Song Yunshen ]: You really agree to change seats?
[ Xu Zhuoyue ]: Humph? Who was it that said they wouldn't change their mind just now? Why have they changed their minds now?
[ Song Yunshen ]: It wasn't my idea, Nuonuo asked me, so I asked you.
[ Xu Zhuoyue ]: Really? Xia Yunuo would ask you to be her deskmate?
[ Song Yunshen ]: If you don't believe me, go ask Shi yourself. Xu Zhuoyue certainly didn't have the guts to privately message Xia Nuo, so he could only half-believe him for the time being.
[ Xu Zhuoyue ]: If you really want to change, I have no objection. I'll just ask Fat Dragon to be my deskmate next semester.
[ Song Yunshen ]: What did Old Deng say? Wasn't he sitting with Fat Dragon?
[ Xu Zhuoyue ]: Come on, he kicked Fat Dragon Long away a long time ago.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Oh, that's true.
Upon hearing his reminder, Song Yunshen suddenly realized. Deng Shitao must have gone to sit next to Chen Yue.
[ Song Yunshen ]: But will Lao Bao agree? I doubt it, their grades are both just average.
[ Xu Zhuoyue ]: He's not that stupid to run straight into the gun barrel; he definitely didn't sit at the same table as Chen Yue.
[ Song Yunshen ]: So what happened?
[ Xu Zhuoyue ]: He changed seats with Chen Yue who sat behind him, and his deskmate was a boy, so there was no problem.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Niu Dao | Indeed, there are always more solutions than problems.
[ Xu Zhuoyue ]: So what do you say? Do you want to switch? Or do you want to switch to the seat behind Xia Yunuo like Tao Ge? [ Song Yunshen ]: Since you want to be Fat Dragon's deskmate so much, I have no choice but to grant your wish. You'll have to reluctantly go and be Xia Yunuo's deskmate.
[ Xu Zhuoyue ]:???
[ Xu Zhuoyue ]: Are you even speaking human language?!
[ Song Yunshen ]: Talk to you later, bye-bye.
After talking with Xu Zhuoyue, Song Yunshen turned back to Xia Yunuo.
Xia Yunuo hesitated for a long time, and when she realized that Song Yunshen hadn't replied to her message since he said that, she felt uneasy and conflicted.
She thought Song Yunshen wasn't planning on changing seats, and felt even more disappointed. She also regretted not saying that she wanted to change seats earlier.
[Chardin]: Why aren't you saying anything?
[ Song Yunshen ]: Lao Xu just called me.
[ Xia Yunuo ]: Oh, what does he want with you?
[ Song Yunshen ]: We chatted for a bit, and he said that Deng Shitao was planning to change seats.
[ Xia Yunuo ]: Why did he change seats? [ Song Yunshen ]: Why else? He went to find Chen Ming, poor Fat Dragon, all alone, abandoned by him. [ Xia Yunuo ]: Oh right, then Zhong Long is all alone now, is his new deskmate Xun?
[ Song Yunshen ]: I don't know either. But Lao Xu just joked with me, asking if we should go and help Fat Dragon.
[ Xia Yunuo ]: Huh? Relief?
[ Song Yunshen ]: It means I'll be his deskmate.
[ Xia Yunuo ]: Huh? In that case, you'll be all alone? That's not a good idea.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Yeah, that's why it was a joke.
Seeing this, Xia Yunuo couldn't help but grit her teeth. She didn't know if this was a joke or not, but she felt that this might be her last chance.
So she tossed and turned, pounded her head on the pillow, and hugged the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tightly, squeezing it in her arms. After much effort, she finally mustered up the courage to pick up her phone again.
[ Xia Yunuo ]: Actually, I think... Xu Zhuoyue said isn't entirely wrong.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Huh? You really want him to go and be Fat Dragon's deskmate?
[Chardinau]: Is that not allowed?
[ Song Yunshen ]: What should I do then? [ Xia Yunuo ]: You have me.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Oh? Nuonuo is here to save me?
[ Xia Yunuo ]: Otherwise, Zhong Long would be so pitiful. Aren't you good friends? Of course you should try to help him.
[ Song Yunshen ]: I thought you wanted to be my deskmate, but it turns out you just wanted to help Zhong Long.
[ Xia Yunuo ]: I didn't say I didn't want to.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Huh? [ Xia Yunuo ]: I just want to be your partner, don't you want to be too?
When she uttered those words, Xia Yunuo's face was already flushed red. She bit her lip and rubbed against the bed, squeezing the blanket tightly between her legs. She immediately covered her phone, not daring to look anymore.
When her phone vibrated again, Xia Yunuo's heart pounded wildly. She wanted to look but was also a little afraid to, and her fingers, which were gripping the phone, were trembling.
After a while, Xia Yunuo finally prepared herself mentally, slowly opened her phone, and looked at the message sent by Song Yunshen.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Yes, I do.
The two simple words had entered her heart, striking her deeply, causing her heart to stop beating for a moment, before resounding even more intensely, like the beating of a drum.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Why aren't you saying anything? Xia Yunuo blushed, too embarrassed to admit that she was afraid to read the message, so she racked her brains trying to figure out how to reply.
[Anti-Support Promise]: I'm just wondering if the teacher would agree? I wonder what Deng Shitao said?
[ Song Yunshen ]: Oh, this? He didn't directly become Chen Yue's deskmate; he just switched seats with the person behind Chen Yue.
[Chardin]: Huh?
Upon seeing this news, Xia Yunuo was immediately taken aback.
He then looked through the chat history and found that Song Yunshen only said that Deng Shitao went to see Chen Yue, but did not say that they would be deskmates.
Was it just the back seat?
What should I and Song Yunshen do then?
Xia Yunuo bit her lip, feeling troubled. She suddenly realized that this problem was a bit difficult to solve.
If Song Yunshen were to sit next to her, wouldn't Teacher Zhang misunderstand something?
[ Song Yunshen ]: What you said is indeed a problem, but I don't think it will have a big impact. However, it's up to you to solve this.
[ Xia Yunuo ]: Huh? How do I solve this? [ Song Yunshen ]: It's simple. Just send a private message to Lao Bao and say that we can complement each other's subjects. You teach me English, and I'll teach you math. Our grades will definitely improve. Lao Bao will probably agree.
[ Xia Yunuo ]: Then why don't you go and say it?
[ Song Yunshen ]: If a guy goes to say it, wouldn't it be more likely to arouse Lao Bao's suspicion? What if he thinks I have ulterior motives towards you?
Upon seeing these words, Xia Yu blushed instantly, and subconsciously felt that it was okay to have ulterior motives.
But since they were still discussing serious matters, Xia Yunuo quickly composed herself and replied promptly.
[Xia Chinuo]: So if I go and say it, will everything be alright? Will Teacher Zhang believe me?
[ Song Yunshen ]: Anyway, the probability of success is definitely higher than if I were to speak for you. It just depends on whether you're willing or not.
[ Xia Yunuo ]: Okay, I'll give it a try. Shall I go and say it now?
[ Song Yunshen ]: No, no, no, it's so late, don't disturb Teacher Zhang's rest. Let's talk about it tomorrow.
[ Xia Yunuo ]: Okay, I'll listen to you.
[ Song Yunshen ]: That's all for now, I'm going to sleep, goodnight.
[ Xia Yunuo ]: Mm, goodnight~ After exchanging goodnights, Xia Yunuo excitedly went to bed, kicking her legs in mid-air a couple of times, already impatient for the classroom change on Friday.
Meanwhile, after saying goodnight, Song Yunshen didn't actually go to sleep. He immediately opened Xia Jinshu's WeChat.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Senior, I have a very serious question to ask you.
Xia Lihao had just finished writing her diary for the day and was about to get up and go back to bed when she suddenly heard her phone vibrate. She picked it up in confusion and glanced at it, then her heart skipped a beat.
To be honest, Song Yunshen rarely initiates contact with her on WeChat, but he seems to chat with Xia Yunuo quite often.
It was rare to see Song Yunshen take the initiative to send her a message, and Xia Jinhao felt a faint sense of joy. She quickly took her phone and walked to the bedside to sit down. She even looked up at the direction of the upper bunk to make sure her sister wasn't peeking before picking up her phone again to reply to the message.
[Xia Jinhao]: What's wrong?
[ Song Yunshen ]: Guess what I'm going to ask?
[Xia Jinhao]: How could I possibly have guessed that?
Song Yunshen lay on the bed and sighed helplessly when he heard Xia Jinshu say that. If it were Xia Kening, she would never have replied to him like that.
I feel that Mama Xia's description of herself in her Future Diary is quite accurate; her communication skills definitely need improvement.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Have you ever petted a cat, senior? Hearing his question, and connecting it with the diary entries she had just read, Xia Jinshu immediately realized what he meant.
[Xia Lishu]: No, why are you suddenly asking this?
[ Song Yunshen ]: Does the senior have any favorite breeds? Like Ragdoll cats or something.
[Xia's understanding]: I haven't paid much attention to this Ming Dynasty, so I don't really understand it.
Song Yunshen lay on the bed, covering his forehead, thinking to himself that this was too difficult to talk to.
Although Xia Lishu wasn't very good at conversation, she could still tell that the conversation was getting a bit boring, so she racked her brains and added another sentence.
[ Xia Jinshu ]: Once, my neighbor's cat wandered into the hallway, and I caught it and put it back. The cat was quite cute.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Oh? What kind is it?
[Xia Lishu]: I really don't know, I just remember what it looked like, round and chubby, and heavy.
Song Yunshen stroked his chin and pondered for a moment, then opened Douyin) and searched for cat breeds, then took a screenshot and sent it to Xia Jin Hao.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Which one do you think it is?
[Xia Jingan]: It seems to be the British Shorthair Blue cat mentioned here. It looks quite similar, and it is indeed very cute. [ Song Yunshen ]: Okay, I got it. [ Xia Jinshu ]: Why are you asking this?
[ Song Yunshen ]: Senior, guess?
[Xia Yaoshu]: Squeak, stop keeping me in suspense.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Haha, I won't tell you now, I'll tell you later.
Xia Jinshu had already guessed something, after all, she had just read Song Yunshen's diary for the evening and knew that he planned to take her to the cat cafe. But she didn't expose him directly and pretended that she didn't know anything.
[Xia Jinyu]: Okay.
[ Song Yunshen ]: I'll stop chatting now, I need to go to sleep. Goodnight, senior.
[Xia Jinhao]: swallows, goodnight.
After finally finishing his conversation with Xia Jueshu, Song Yunshen immediately opened Xia Kening's WeChat and prepared to go through the same process again.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Xia Kening, I have a very serious question to ask you.
[ Xia Kening ]:?
[Xing Ke Ning]: What a coincidence! I also have a very serious question to ask you. [ Song Yunshen ]: What do you want to ask?
[ Xia Kening ]: You ask first.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Guess what I'm going to say?
[ Xia Kening ]: Hehe, then guess what I'm going to ask?
[ Song Yunshen ]: That's not very interesting.
[Xiahe Ning]: I guess you're going to ask if I can call you Mom.
[ Song Yunshen ]: You're dreaming! Actually, you wanted to ask me if I could call you "Dad," right?
[ Xia Kening ]: Huh? Spit it out! All you do in the middle of the night is harass me. And when I share your videos on Douyin, you don't even like or reply. What use are you?
[ Song Yunshen ]: But I've watched all the videos you forwarded.
[ Xia Kening ]: If you're so capable, stop watching Douyin right now and answer me immediately: which of your videos did I share this afternoon? If you can name even one, I'll consider it as if you've seen it.
[ Xia Kening ]: 3-second countdown.
[ Xia Kening ]: Time's up! [Xiahexing]: See? I saw right through you! You didn't even notice!
[ Xia Kening ]: Waaaaah.
[ Song Yunshen ]:?
[ Song Yunshen ]: You fucking have 3 seconds?
[ Song Yunshen ]: Besides, I don't even have time to type a single word in 3 seconds.
[ Song Yunshen ]: I've already seen the cat video you sent me at noon.
[Xia Ke Ning]: You're just spouting nonsense. I didn't send you a video at noon.
[ Xia Kening ]: Hahahaha!
Song Yunshen, lying on the bed, couldn't help but laugh when he heard her say that, and helplessly plugged in the power cord.
This guy, he actually set a trap for me during our chat.
Xia Kening could forward him dozens of videos throughout the day; how could he possibly watch them all?
He just casually scrolled through videos, and at least half of them were about cats and dogs, so Song Yunshen made a wild guess. He never expected to be tricked.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Speaking of which, you usually send me so many videos with so many cats in them, which one is your favorite?
[ Xia Kening ]: I like them all, as long as they're cats, oh wait, except for hairless cats.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Why is this discriminatory?
[ Xia Kening ]: I just like the feeling of fur, hairless cats don't have any fur.
[ Song Yunshen ]: You didn't have any either?
[ Xia Kening ]: Song! Yun! Shen!
[ Xia Kening ]: Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
[ Xia Kening ]: I'll kill you!!!
[ Song Yunshen ]: Read, read, read! Don't get excited!
[ Song Yunshen ]: I just want to say, why are you getting so worked up?
[ Xia Kening ]: You're not allowed to tell anyone! [ Song Yunshen ]: I'd only tell others if I were sick. I was just joking with you. Sorry, sorry, I won't say it again.
[ Xia Kening ]: Are you sick? If you bring this up again, I'll pluck all the hair off your pubic area!
[ Song Yunshen ]: No, no, no, Sister Ning, please calm down. I was wrong, I was wrong.
Xia Kening gritted her teeth and buried her head in the top of the seagull's head, her slightly chubby face flushed red, feeling numb and weak all over.
The thought that Song Yunshen might have touched or even seen her while he was taking a bath made her feel hot all over and incredibly embarrassed.
This ringed egg!
He actually talked to her about this kind of thing while chatting.
"If only I had taken a few more photos earlier, I could have used them to blackmail him," Xia Ke thought angrily, already planning her revenge the next time their souls were swapped.
But she herself didn't realize that her anger was just a facade; she wasn't really angry at all.
The two had already switched places four times, so they were quite resistant to it.
If anyone else had spoken to her like that, Xia Kening probably would have called the police already.
[ Xia Kening ]: Hmph! This is the last time. Out of consideration for Song Yunshen calling her "Sister Ning," Xia Kening will let him off this time.
The next second, a notification popped up in the chat interface.
( Song Yunshen retracted a message)
Looking up again, the message that had just called her "Sister Ning" had disappeared.
[Xiahe Ning]:???
[ Xia Kening ]: Your apology is so insincere! I'm really getting angry!
[ Song Yunshen ]: Squeak... You've already forgiven me, haven't you?
[ Xia Kening ]: No, no! If you call me Sister Ning again using voice, I'll let you off the hook.
[ Song Yunshen ]: (voice)
[Xia Cining]: Are you asking me for this? You think sending two characters and adding parentheses counts as a voice message?
[ Song Yunshen ]: This is the latest quantum technology communication; you need to use brainwaves to receive it.
[Xia Kening]: Believe it or not, I'll show your phone to my mom right now and let her see how you sexually disturbed her sleep. [ Song Yunshen ]: Hey, hey, hey, that's enough.
After saying that, Song Yunshen sent a 2-second voice message.
Xia Kening quickly added the item to her favorites list, then hurriedly got out of bed, ran into the bathroom, locked the door, turned the volume up to the maximum, and pressed the voice call button.
"Sister, I was wrong, please forgive me."
[ Xia Kening ]: Hahahaha!
[ Xia Kening ]: Okay, okay!
[Xia Cining]: I'm satisfied, I'll forgive you for now~
[ Song Yunshen ]: So which type of cat do you like the most?
[ Xia Kening ]: I prefer tabby cats, I like them to be lively and active, the chubby ones are too dull.
[ Song Yunshen ]: Okay, I understand.
[ Xia Kening ]: Why are you asking this? Are you going to give me one?
[ Song Yunshen ]: You're dreaming! I was just asking casually. [Xia Kening]: Are you going to give me a surprise? But I can't keep cats at home, so don't give them away randomly.
[ Song Yunshen ]: There's no such thing as a free lunch. You should just wash up and go to sleep. You can have anything in your dreams. [ Song Yunshen ]: Goodnight, I'm going to sleep too.
[Xiahe Ning]: Goodnight, goodnight~
Finally, Song Yunshen sigh of relief after finishing his chat with Xia Ke. He thought to himself, "This is what you call a real chat!"
Mama Xia really has a lot to learn in this regard.