Song Yunshen lay on the bed, looking at the somewhat familiar ceiling, and rubbed his chest.
Feeling the wonderful combination of softness and elasticity, Song Yunshen came back to his senses, but his hands didn't stop.
Xia Kening said it was okay to touch it.
And it's just touching through the pajamas, it shouldn't be a problem, right...?
This is really big! What do they usually eat?
Song Yunshen touched it for a while longer until his phone on the bedside table vibrated. Only then did he reluctantly withdraw his hand, quickly pick up his phone, climb out of bed, tell his roommates, and hurriedly run to the end of the corridor to answer WeChat video call.
"Hello?" Song Yunshen had already accepted this setup, knowing that the two of them would switch roles again sooner or later, so he accepted it quickly and said lazily, "What's up?"
"Do you know how to switch it?" Xia Kening questioned on the other end of the phone.
"Huh? How should I know?"
"Then why did we change our minds the day after we discussed this yesterday?"
"How could I control that?" Song Yunshen said speechlessly. "It must be because you were too arrogant yesterday, and even God couldn't stand it anymore."
"Bullshit!" Xia Kening said angrily, "If I find out it was you who did this, you're dead!"
"Oh well, just accept reality," Song Yunshen sighed. "I reckon there will be a third time."
"What am I going to do?" Xia Kening cried in frustration. "Once or twice is one thing, but if they keep switching husbands all the time, I'll never be able to find a husband!"
"... You're thinking a bit too far ahead." Song Yunshen twitched the corner of his mouth.
But when Xia Kening mentioned something so far in the past, he couldn't help but feel a pang of unease.
If Xia Kening finds a boyfriend in the future, and I switch places with her again, wouldn't I be in trouble?
Holy crap!
Putting aside the matter of her husband, if Xia Kening were to fall in love early and have a boyfriend, he certainly wouldn't want to be kissed by a man!
Thinking of this, Song Yunshen's expression immediately turned serious. " Ningning."
"My name is Xia Kening, thank you." Xia Kening said irritably, "Don't call me by my nickname."
"Alright, Xia Kening," Song Yunshen said seriously, "There's something I need to solemnly remind you of."
"What?"
"Early love is bad," Song Yunshen said. "Children's minds are not mature enough for early love. They should wait until college to start dating, understand?"
"Why are you suddenly bringing this up?" Xia Kening looked puzzled. "I don't have anyone I like, what's with all this talk of puppy love?"
"That's good." Song Yunshen breathed a sigh of relief. "Anyway, even if you really have someone you like, you should at least tell me beforehand, so I can be mentally prepared."
"Why should I tell you?" Xia Kening grumbled. "If you want to be in a relationship, you should at least tell me, right?"
"Absolutely, we should treat each other as equals." Song Yunshen agreed without hesitation.
Anyway, he has no plans to date for the time being.
"So what do we do now?" Xia Kening sighed. "Do I have to go to high school using your identity again?"
"Don't look so troubled," Song Yunshen chuckled. "Isn't it nice to let you experience being a top-tier campus heartthrob?"
"Pah! Shameless!"
"Shut up! Don't talk in such a cute tone!" Song Yunshen said irritably, "When our souls are swapped, please control your verbal tics."
"I was clearly insulting you!" Xia Kening exclaimed, bewildered. "Where's the cuteness in it!?"
"You don't know anything." Song Yunshen lazy to explain further to her. "Anyway, let's go over the important points for today so we don't give ourselves away. Is there anything you absolutely have to do today?"
"Yes..." Xia Kening thought for a moment, then her voice trailed off, "Oh no, I'm doomed..."
"What?"
"Nothing..."
"Say it!"
"Damn it... Can't you just not say it?"
"We're practically family, what could be so hard to talk about?"
"Oh my god, it's because it's you! Ahhh!"
"Stop dawdling," Song Yunshen urged, looking exasperated. "Hurry up, I have a lot to do today. I still need to give you a few instructions after you're done."
"Ugh..." Xia Kening hesitated for a long time before finally managing to speak, "Yesterday during evening self-study, Teacher Ruan found me and said that today is Monday's flag-raising ceremony, and the school wants me to give a speech on stage..."
"Huh?" Song Yunshen was taken aback, not expecting this. "Give a speech, that's good. You're pretty impressive. Don't worry, I definitely won't embarrass you. You have the speech draft, right?"
"Yes..." Xia Kening covered her face, "But after you read it, you're not allowed to laugh at me when you get back!"
"Why would I laugh at you?" Song Yunshen was completely baffled. "Isn't this a good thing? What did you write?"
"Go see for yourself," Xia Kening said sullenly. "It's in my desk drawer, in the first draft notebook."
"Alright." Song Yunshen nodded. "Is there anything else?"
"That's all."
"Then it's my turn," Song Yunshen said. "The first thing I need to do is have breakfast with my uncle this morning."
"Ah?"
"I made an appointment with my uncle last night; I need to talk to him about something." Song Yunshen scratched his head, still somewhat embarrassed. "I previously recommended Xia Yunuo to see my uncle, the math teacher Teacher Song."
"Ask him for tutor recommendations."
"It just so happens that later I heard from my aunt that she wanted to find a preschool teacher for my three-year-old cousin, and asked my dad to ask my uncle."
"It just so happens that my uncle recommended Xia Yunuo, so I wanted to give my uncle a heads-up beforehand and tell him not to try to lower the price too much, and to give him as much as he can."
"Oh~" Xia Kening immediately revealed a teasing tone, "You're so good to Xia Yunuo?"
For some reason, Song Yunshen detected a hint of sourness in that tone.
"Anyway, don't forget about this," Song Yunshen reminded him, coughing.
"Okay." Xia Kening agreed, but she was still a little surprised. She hadn't expected that her second sister would also find a tutoring job.
However, she was immediately delighted.
If this happens, both older sisters will have to work part-time, so won't no one be looking after her during the summer vacation?
Finally, I don't have to be dragged to the library to study every day!
But seeing how hard her older sisters were working, Xia Kening suddenly felt a pang of guilt and couldn't help but ask, "Do you have any other younger cousins?"
"What do you mean?" Song Yunshen asked, puzzled.
"I can tutor too," Xia Kening said. "It's good for making money."
"Come on," Song Yunshen scoffed. "You're still just a Little Brat yourself, and you want to be a teacher?"
"Nonsense! I'm all grown up!" Xia Kening retorted angrily. "Besides, my grades aren't bad, especially English—you could even teach me!"
Song Yunshen was immediately speechless. "... You're so proud of yourself, aren't you?"
"Hmph!" Xia Kening puffed out her chest proudly, then realized she didn't have any right now. "If you need it, I can teach you English, just give me some money."
"There's absolutely no need." Song Yunshen chuckled, thinking to himself that he already had a future girlfriend teaching him English, so why would he need a Little Brat like you?
"You're such a cheapskate," Xia Kening muttered. "Besides this, is there anything else?"
"Of course," Song Yunshen chuckled. "You got your science score yourself, so you'll have to face the barrage of criticism from your teachers."
Upon hearing this, Xia Kening immediately realized what was happening, and her expression changed drastically!