The second floor of the inn.
Ye Xingge remained lying in the bathtub, feeling a slight itch on her back, but dared not scratch it, simply waiting with a heart full of doubt.
Not long after Great Beauty went downstairs, footsteps could be heard again outside the door.
Step, step, step...
Squeak~
The door opened, and a tall, beautiful woman in a red dress stepped into the room.
Although her appearance remained the same, her demeanor seemed slightly different.
Her upright posture made her heavy robes seem to hold mountains and seas within them, while the aura hidden in her peach blossom eyes was unapproachable and otherworldly, transforming her entire presence from fiery and vibrant to a stark contrast of ice and fire...
But upon closer inspection, there's actually not much difference; it's still very fuel-inefficient...
Ye Xingge didn't want to focus on figure or demeanor at the moment, so he simply asked:
What's going on with me?
Tap tap tap...
The disciple of Cloud and Rain Tower, possessed by a ghost, personally performed the surgery. To prevent the disciple from losing his superior image in front of the patient, he didn't introduce himself, but walked to a small table by the wall and sat down, leaving Ye Xingge with only the back of his head.
"You killed too many people in a short time, so your blood and energy are too strong. You're fine. Come here, lie down. You don't need to put on clothes."
Ye Xingge felt that Great Beauty spoke very seriously, as if she had become a different person.
However, this also suggests that his problem is probably quite serious!
He got out of the bathtub, wiped himself dry, and covered his private parts with a towel. When he got to the bedside, he found that Great Beauty had her back to him, looking very aloof. She had even taken out the wallet she had bought and spread it out on the dressing table.
Inside were more than ten silver needles of varying thicknesses, arranged like the various instruments of torture I was currently using...
Ye Xingge sat down on the edge of the bed and glanced at the patiently:
"Are you planning to reduce my internal heat, or castrate me?"
Cloud and Rain Tower responded calmly to the slightly teasing voice:
"If you lie still, it will cool you down; if you don't obey, it will castrate you."
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Ye Xingge thought Great Beauty domineering, truly possessing the imposing presence of someone Second Rank!
But this style is quite interesting.
Ye Xingge lay on the pillow, revealing his broad and muscular chest and well-defined abdominal muscles. He wanted to see Great Beauty Liang's stunned and huge reaction when he turned around and saw him.
He soon discovered that Great Beauty was still that stingy woman!
The beautiful woman in red, sitting by the dressing table, never turned around. After preparing the silver needles, she reached into her bosom, pulled out a milky-scented silk scarf, blindfolded herself, and turned to strike the Ren meridian...
"Huh?"
Ye Xingge, quickly pulled up the thin blanket to cover her waist, and raised her hand, saying:
"What you do?"
Cloud and Rain Tower moved the boudoir to the bedside, her expression calm and composed. However, to avoid giving herself away, she decided to follow her eldest disciple's habit, slightly furrowing her brows and pouting her lips, revealing a look of disdain.
"Are you afraid of needles?"
How could I not be afraid?
Ye Xingge stared in disbelief at the Great Beauty was blindfolded and playing with her body.
"Are you going to stab me blindfolded?!"
"You weren't wearing any clothes, so I blindfolded myself to avoid suspicion. Is there a problem?"
"Is this alright?"
Ye Xingge had already witnessed Great Beauty firsthand. He was worried about the unpredictable nature of the martial arts world and the possibility of some minor accident even when Da Liang was performing acupuncture with his eyes open. And now Da Liang was doing it blindfolded...
Seeing that Great Beauty didn't seem to be joking, Ye Xingge seriously:
"Don't you know what the Ren meridian is? If you insert the needle incorrectly, I might be crippled on the spot. Don't joke around. Take off your blindfold!"
Cloud and Rain Tower naturally understood the importance of the Ren and Du meridians; otherwise, he wouldn't have personally performed the procedure and offered heartfelt words of comfort.
"Don't worry, I'm absolutely certain."
I don't believe it!
Ye Xingge slightly propped herself up and began to scold:
"Think about it yourself. Every time you killed Yang Tuyan, at the opera house, or at Forgetful River Mouth, there was always some unexpected event. Even when I chase after He Lin, I always stumble upon a surprise. I can usually find a way to cover up ordinary troubles, but once this needle is inserted, if things go wrong, they're really wrong..."
Yunyu Lou sensed the hardship Ye Xingge had endured these past few days mending and sewing for Great Yu'er. To preserve Yu'er's image as a superior being, he replied, "These were all tests. If you didn't have the ability to break through the impasse, I wouldn't have put you in such danger. 'Heaven will entrust great responsibilities to those who are first tested with hardship...'" "But I can't force myself to endure hardship!"
Ye Xingge raised his hand to pull up the blindfold, only to find that Great Beauty was leaning back to avoid it. He said helplessly:
"I'm not trying to take advantage of you, it's just that blindfolding yourself while performing acupuncture is too risky. Take off the blindfold, and I'll make you Buddha Jumps Over the Wall when we get back, okay?"
Cloud and Rain Tower couldn't possibly remove his blindfold; otherwise, it would be considered incestuous. Hearing this, he looked slightly puzzled.
What is Buddha Jumps Over the Wall?
Ye Xingge leaned closer and explained earnestly:
"It's a famous dish, known as 'The aroma of meat wafts through the neighborhood when the jar is opened, even Buddha would abandon his meditation and jump over the wall to come.' It's hailed as the best soup in the world, requiring over a dozen kinds of rare ingredients. The broth is rich and creamy, the seafood is tender and juicy, the meat is succulent, and it's so fresh it's irresistible..."
cut off the nose...
Cloud and Rain Tower had spent half his life navigating the martial world, but he had never heard of this thing. However, given Great Yu'er's personality, she would probably like to try it. To fit her character, he replied:
"That sounds good, but I can only do it blindfolded. Lie down."
Ye Xingge was speechless and stopped him:
"That's fine then. I feel alright for now. I'll just go back and see the Old Divine Physician Sun..."
Cloud and Rain Tower knew he was alright, but the Fate-Robbing Saber had boosted his power, making him appear like a "dragon and elephant." If he returned to the Great Yan and was discovered, how could he remain a spy for the Mountains and Rivers Association? Seeing that the boy was disobedient, Cloud and Rain Tower pondered for a moment and then decided to launch a sneak attack to knock him unconscious.
Sigh~
Ye Xingge reacted incredibly quickly, immediately grabbing his wrist and exclaiming incredulously:
" Yu'er, isn't this inappropriate?!"
Cloud and Rain Tower tried to pull his wrist away, but found he couldn't budge it. He thought Great Yu'er was simply outrageous!
And this guy dares to come and protect us?
You're just here to be a daughter-in-law, right?
But if we can't get to the point of confusion, won't things get stuck?
Even with Great Yu'er's physique, Cloud and Rain Tower was clearly no match for this boy. As his future mother-in-law, and unable to remove her blindfold, she could only confess. "I am not Yu'er, I am Cloud and Rain Tower, First Rank in the first class. I wouldn't make a mistake even with my eyes covered..."
"Ha?!"
Ye Xingge was on guard against Great Beauty attack when he heard this, and his eyes widened in disbelief!
Who exactly is Bi Cloud and Rain Tower?
He listed it as his first choice, and once single-handedly led the Mountains and Rivers Association in the chaos of war. His words, "Heaven mends the balance, mountains and rivers unite," have won the respect of countless heroes. His reputation is so great that it is comparable to that of a great succubus!
There's even a saying in the martial arts world, "I've never seen Cloud and Rain Tower in my life; even if it's First Rank, it's still second-rate."
The implication is that Cloud and Rain Tower is the true star of the table, and only those qualified to associate with Cloud and Rain Tower can be considered truly on the table. While Great Beauty isn't bad, isn't it absurd to say, "Husband, don't be afraid, I'm your mother-in-law"?
Ye Xingge looked at the Great Beauty Da Piao Liang, hesitated for a long time, and then asked:
" Yu'er, you didn't go drinking just now, did you? How much did you drink?"
"I'm not lying to you, didn't you notice I'm different than before?"
As Cloud and Rain Tower spoke, he stood tall and puffed out his chest, striking the pose of First Rank old demon!
Unfortunately, Great Beauty "bowed down to Yu Lou for life," and in front of Ye Xingge, he always struck the classic pose of his master, acting like a disciple only in front of his master.
Therefore, Ye Xingge took a closer look:
They're exactly the same, what's the difference?
Perhaps speechless, Ye Xingge didn't know how to respond. After a moment of hesitation, he suddenly leaned forward and stole a kiss on her bright red, luscious lips. Smack
Cloud and Rain Tower, sensing danger from the sound, tried to dodge, but Yu'er was simply too outrageous. Despite his quick reflexes, he was still struck on the corner of his lips by the boy's relentless pursuit.
Feeling the warmth on his face, Cloud and Rain Tower was visibly startled for a moment, then jumped to his feet, his killing intent soaring.
"You dare kiss me?!"
See? Even the tone and lines are almost identical!
Ye Xingge felt that it wasn't him who was having an attack today, but rather Great Beauty. He immediately leaned back against the pillow and slightly spread his hands:
"You managed to dodge my sneak attack earlier, but now that you're blindfolded, you can't. And you still dare to say it doesn't affect you? Alright, alright, let me calm down! You're really embarrassing me..."
Cloud and Rain Tower, as an elder, was so offended that his clothes were piled high and his expression was icy cold. He really wanted to teach this lawless son-in-law a lesson!
But if we can't beat them right now, and we keep using our cat-like punches, we'll get pinned down and that would be troublesome...
After a moment of silence, Cloud and Rain Tower, being the wise man to know when to yield, tossed the needle case onto the dressing table and stormed off.
thump thump °
Hearing heavy Ye Xingge turned around again:
"Don't be angry, I just can't believe it. How could you come up with this kind of thing..."
"I'm not angry. Let's pretend what happened just now never happened. You're not allowed to mention it again, and you're not allowed to touch anything!"
Clatter~
After saying that, the door closed, and footsteps echoed downstairs.
Thump thump thump...
Ye Xingge shrugged slightly, not daring to move rashly because he was unsure of his own situation. He could only secretly ponder what was going on with Great Beauty. And Cloud and Rain Tower...
If you said she was a twin sister, I'd have to hesitate; how could the mother suddenly appear...?
Behind the inn, on the riverbank.
Hongyu had been diligently helping her master with chores at their residence, working tirelessly since it wasn't her own body, practically treating herself like an ox! Upon hearing the summons, Hongyu deactivated her remote control and returned to the eaves. After looking around, she grasped the jade pendant and asked:
"Master, are you done with your work?"
No white-clad figure appeared in the rain outside the eaves, but a cold, beautiful voice, like that of a sword immortal, rang out in my ears:
"No, this child is reckless, temperamental, and unyielding. I need to consider his marriage for a while longer, lest this rebellious son stab me in the back someday."
"Ah?!"
Hongyu found these words strangely familiar, and realizing that her master had suddenly disagreed with the marriage, she naturally became anxious:
What did he say to his master?
Cloud and Rain Tower recounted what had just happened.
Of course, irrelevant details about the offense caused by the sneak attack have been omitted.
After hearing Guo Chong's words, Hongyu's eyes widened in disbelief, and she thought to herself:
Do you think this child will believe you if you say that?
He doesn't understand you, Master, but he doesn't understand me, his older sister?
But the "perfectly linked" persona was something she had created herself, so Hongyu couldn't criticize her master for being wrong. She said with shame:
"This boy is actually very upright, it's just that I didn't establish my authority in the past few days, hmm... how about I go and persuade him, and when he's ready, Master can quietly come over to administer the acupuncture?"
Cloud and Rain Tower probably thinks Yu'er just too outrageous.
Although Ye Xingge was unreasonable, she was using Great Yu'er's body, so it was only natural for Ye Xingge to kiss her. This matter can only be said to be a miscalculation; she underestimated Yu'er's outrageousness and the progress of their relationship.
At this point, Cloud and Rain Tower couldn't just abandon the situation. After a moment of silence, he suppressed his emotions and responded:
"Go, but remember not to mention that I was here. If this boy is still so stubborn, you'd better come back here and have your junior sister take his place!"
"Ah?"
Hongyu knew the situation was serious, and quickly said:
"Okay, I'll go right now. I'll hang up now."
"Did he hang up?"
"Uh... Master, please rest first. I'll take my leave."
There was no response.
Once Hongyu was certain the patriarch was gone, she straightened her back, regaining her domineering and mature demeanor, and turned back to the inn with a murderous aura...