I, Feng Xiaotian, Am No Simp

"Douluo Continent! Godwind Academy!"

"A simp?"

A handsome young man with short silver hair looked at the mirror before him. A face both familiar and unfamiliar greeted him.

With a thought, yellow and purple light began to radiate from the young man, and rings of Soul Ring light appeared around him.

Feeling the great power released by his Martial Soul and seeing the three Soul Rings appear finally confirmed that he had transmigrated to the Douluo Continent and become Feng Xiaotian, a simp famous across the continent.

He looked himself over. His figure was tall and perfectly proportioned, he stood around 1.9 meters, and his handsome face was almost flawless.

On the Douluo Continent, Feng Xiaotian had Innate Full Soul Power, a talent second only to Qian Renxue's Innate Level 20 Soul Power, yet that Innate Full Soul Power talent seemed like a joke.

At twenty-four years old, his Soul Power was only level forty-four.

Although Feng Xiaotian's cultivation speed in the five years after the Soul Master Tournament was about the same as that of the Shrek group, his first twenty-four years were truly a joke for someone with Innate Full Soul Power.

Leaving everyone else aside, take Huo Wu.

Five years after the Advanced Soul Master Tournament, Huo Wu was twenty-four, yet her Soul Power had already reached level fifty-four!

No wonder Huo Wu looked down on Feng Xiaotian. There were reasons for it.

As he looked at his three Soul Rings, he had already perfectly inherited Feng Xiaotian's memories.

He was exactly twenty now, but his Soul Power was only level thirty-eight. He couldn't even meet Shrek Academy's graduation requirements.

There were reasons for his slow progress.

His memories showed that Feng Xiaotian had previously spent more than sixty percent of his cultivation career researching Gale Thirty-Six Consecutive Slashes.

After Feng Xiaotian first conceived the idea at twelve, he had spent most of his subsequent cultivation career studying Gale Thirty-Six Consecutive Slashes.

Or rather, it couldn't be called Gale Thirty-Six Consecutive Slashes yet, because he had only developed it as far as the twenty-fourth slash.

Even so, he was very satisfied to have transmigrated into Feng Xiaotian. It was hundreds, even thousands of times better than being an ordinary person without Soul Power!

Gazing at himself in the mirror again, Feng Xiaotian's expression grew resolute.

"From today onward, I am Feng Xiaotian!"

"Captain of Godwind Academy!"

"But how could I, Feng Xiaotian, possibly be a simp? I don't agree!"

But just as Feng Xiaotian finished speaking, his heart trembled, and a look of shock and astonishment appeared on his face!

[‌Ding... Congratulations, host. You meet the simp criteria. The Strongest Simp System is activating!]

[‌Ding... The Strongest Simp System has been activated!]

[‌Ding... One hundred trillion Simp Coins have been credited to the system!]

You've got to be kidding. You're giving me a simp system? Do I freaking have the makings of a simp?

This is my golden finger?

Can't I get a different one?

Look at my Martial Soul, the Gale Twin-Headed Wolf. If I'm going to be anything, I'd be a war wolf, right? Wouldn't a war wolf system be great?

After a long while, no further sound came from his mind.

Feng Xiaotian was starting to panic, but even a mosquito had meat on it, and no matter how bad a golden finger was, it was still a cheat.

He thought about Feng Xiaotian's fight record over the next few years in the original novel!

Against Tang San in the promotion tournament: defeat!

Against the Shrek Academy team in the finals: defeat!

During the Four Elements Academy period, he joined forces with Huo Wu and Huo Wushuang against Tang San: defeat!

That wasn't even the worst of it. His future wife Huo Wu had freaking kissed Tang San! If he could endure that, what couldn't he endure?

He absolutely couldn't let that happen in the future!

"System, are you still there?"

"Strongest Simp System, what can you do?"

[Exchange panel: The host may use Simp Coins to exchange for items.]

Whoosh... The next moment, an enormous screen appeared right before Feng Xiaotian's eyes, visible only to him.

Exchange panel

Ordinary Ten Thousand Year Soul Bone: 100,000 Simp Coins

Ordinary Ten Thousand Year Soul Ring: 10,000 Simp Coins

Immortal-grade medicinal herb, Aromatic Silk Beauty: 1,000,000 Simp Coins

Rows of items appeared and scrolled past his eyes. Soul Bones, Soul Rings, medicinal herbs, cultivation methods, and all kinds of special items-it had everything.

This is my golden finger?

He looked at the Simp Coins he had in the corner: 1000000 hundred million Simp Coins!

They were counted in units of a hundred million. A hundred trillion! Looking at the prices above, how could he ever spend it all?

"System, bring up all the immortal-grade medicinal herbs that strengthen the foundation and replenish vitality, or have wind attributes!"

"Some wind-element cultivation methods would work too!"

[Notice to host: The host cannot use items exchanged with system Simp Coins!]

[Items exchanged with any Simp Coins in the system can only be used by goddesses!]

"Only goddesses can use them? What about me?"

"Am I supposed to be a goddess's tool?"

[After the host exchanges an item and gives it to a goddess to use, he will receive Simp Coins equal to one-tenth of the item's value. The host may use these Simp Coins to exchange for items in the system, and may use those items!]

Feng Xiaotian ╮(╯▽╰)╭. Next to the system Simp Coins in the corner was another field, displaying: Simp Coins available to host: 0.

"Give them to goddesses to use, and I get one-tenth? If I want to grow stronger, doesn't that mean I have to help at least ten goddesses reach the peak before I can become as strong as them?"

[Host, please explore the details of usage yourself!]

[Host, please select a target goddess to pursue as soon as possible!]

"I understand what I need to do!"

Now that he understood the system, Feng Xiaotian was quite satisfied with this golden finger.

Wasn't it just being a simp?

But was this really being a simp?

Even in the original novel, Feng Xiaotian was a fairly controversial character.

His somewhat wasted talent went without saying, but the biggest issue was the title of simp.

What was a simp? It meant someone who repeatedly set aside their dignity and pressed their warm face against a cold backside, even when the other person had no affection for them.

But there was another saying in his previous life: a thick face gets its fill.

Pursuing girls, being shameless, pestering them relentlessly, and so on-honestly, most people acted like simps when pursuing a goddess; it was just a matter of degree.

But don't look down on those simps. More often than not, through persistent effort, they still had a good chance of winning their goddess over.

Was that being a simp?

A successful simp was better than a single dog, wasn't he?

Simping for one was simping, but what about two, or ten?

A war wolf! That's right, that was a war wolf!

From now on, he was Feng Xiaotian the war wolf, not Feng Xiaotian the simp!

He had just clenched his fists when a knock sounded at the door.

"Captain, are you packed?"

"We're getting ready to leave. You're the only one we're waiting for, Captain. Everyone's waiting for you now!"

Leave?

Only then did Feng Xiaotian remember that the academy had organized a trip for them to visit the other element academies for sparring and exchanges. Today was the day they were leaving.

Wasn't this the perfect opportunity to use the system to pursue goddesses?

"I'll be right there!" Feng Xiaotian answered immediately.

He checked his Soul Tool, which held only five cubic meters, and found quite a few things already inside, including a gift he had carefully prepared for Huo Wu.

After checking that nothing had been forgotten, Feng Xiaotian went to the door and let out a long breath.

Only after pushing open this door would his life in the Douluo World truly begin.

Phew...

Creak!

As the door slowly opened, Feng Xiaotian looked at the young man before him and said, "Let's go!"