Send Me the Memo

There's a saying: there's no strongest, only stronger.

We must not be greedy for quick results or act rashly; we must know when to stop.

Su Ziyang was afraid that Liu Yanzhen had such thoughts, but then he thought about it again and realized that it didn't quite make sense. Liu Yanzhen all; he wasn't an ordinary person. He should understand the principles involved.

"Brother, you should know, 'Thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger.' This isn't just a saying, it's the truth. I'm in the hospital right now, busy all day, and I still have to take care of her tonight. My body can't handle it. It's killing me."

Liu Yanzhen looked troubled, and Su Ziyang spat out his wine.

"Cough cough~ Holy crap..."

"Why are you choking? Do you have any special tricks?"

Su Ziyang looked at the married man in front of him who was starting to fear his wife, and asked this question to a virgin. He felt completely bewildered.

"Well, brother-in-law, I... I know a little about bedroom arts. I can tell you about it, but I only know about it, I've never used it."

Upon hearing Su Ziyang's words, Liu Yanzhen was taken aback and looked at Su Ziyang: "Don't tease me."

I'm not kidding you.

Su Ziyang wiped the beer that had sprayed out on the table and said very seriously.

Fortunately, Liu Yanzhen was already quite drunk and didn't take the matter seriously. Instead, she diligently took notes on the Peng Zu's Eighteen Benefits and some key points from the Classic of the Plain Maiden that Su Ziyang had told her.

As Liu Yanzhen spoke, she took notes on her phone. Su Ziyang didn't pay much attention to how Liu Yanzhen was taking notes; he was also thinking and speaking at the same time. This was because Su Ziyang hadn't finished reading the books that Mr. Mengfei had given him before Fairy Li locked them up.

Therefore, Su Ziyang is currently only a jack-of-all-trades.

After talking for quite a while, Su Ziyang suddenly felt a chill down his spine.

Fairy Li appeared behind Su Ziyang at some point, while Bao Mingya stood next to Liu Yanzhen.

What did you send me?

Bao Mingya blushed slightly and ruffled Liu Yanzhen's hair.

"I didn't send you anything. You and your sister-in-law chat a little longer, Su Ziyang and I are discussing the case. Go away, don't disturb us."

Liu Yanzhen also told Bao Mingya not to cause trouble, and then she put away her phone, afraid that Bao Mingya would see what she had written on it.

Bao Mingya nudged Liu Yanzhen again, and Liu Yanzhen seemed to wake up a little.

Liu Yanzhen sent all the notes she had just taken to Bao Mingya's WeChat.

Liu Yanzhen has a habit of writing things down and sending them to Bao Mingya. Sometimes their chat box is like a notepad. Since Liu Yanzhen was also drunk, she subconsciously sent everything she wrote down to Bao Mingya.

Logically speaking, if your husband sends you this, you might just feel a little shy; it's a private matter between husband and wife, so what else is there to say?

But the coincidence is that Bao Mingya was teaching Fairy Li how to cook, and then she found a video online and started teaching her while explaining.

But after a while, Bao Mingya's phone kept getting WeChat messages popping up...

Bao Mingya didn't understand the tiger and ape positions that were sent at first, and Fairy Li was also puzzled, so she asked her brother-in-law, who was in the living room, why he was sending her WeChat.

Bao Mingya didn't know what was going on either, but as she looked at the chat history Liu Yanzhen sent, she realized something was wrong.

They used all sorts of strange phrases, like up, down, left, right, abcd, and so on.

If it were just Bao Mingya, it wouldn't be a problem. But with her younger sister-in-law, Fairy Li, watching, Bao Mingya's face immediately turned red.

That's how the scene just now unfolded.

"Susu, have you had too much to drink?"

Fairy Li pinched the soft flesh on Su Ziyang's arm hard, making Su Ziyang grit his teeth in pain but dare not utter a sound.

"Lao Liu, I think you've had too much to drink. Go to sleep."

Bao Mingya pulled Liu Yanzhen and walked into the house.

Liu Yanzhen, now intoxicated, followed Bao Mingya into the room and plopped down on the bed.

Bao Mingya, not wanting to bother with Liu Yanzhen, went to the living room to greet Su Ziyang and Fairy Li.

"Zijun, you just said you can drive. Why don't you drive home? You don't have anything to do tomorrow anyway."

Seeing that Su Ziyang seemed a little dizzy, and since it was already eleven o'clock, Fairy Li didn't stand on ceremony and took Su Ziyang downstairs.

On the bus...

"Su Ziyang, let me ask you something. What are you thinking about all day? What were you just saying to Bao Mingya's husband? Is this all you guys think about all day? Ha."

Fairy Li drove and gave Su Ziyang a lecture.

Su Ziyang chuckled from the passenger seat, "What's wrong? Isn't it good to put what you've learned to practical use? Sexual techniques are a closely guarded secret; what do you know about them?"

"You're such a jerk, I can't be bothered with you."

After Su Ziyang and the other person left, Bao Mingya tidied up the things on the table and went to check on Liu Yanzhen.

Bao Mingya tugged at Liu Yanzhen's clothes. Liu Yanzhen, surprisingly not asleep, grabbed Bao Mingya's hand, her eyes gleaming, and said, "How about it, wife? Try that bedroom technique Xiao Su mentioned earlier."

Bao Mingya shoved Liu Yanzhen's hand away, laughing and scolding, "Get out of here! What were you two talking about? You're corrupting my brother. You even made Zijun blush just now."

Come on, come on.

Liu Yanzhen immediately wrapped her arms Bao Mingya's waist and began to act coquettishly.

Bao Mingya couldn't break free, so she turned to look at Liu Yanzhen: "Ugh, I can't do anything with you. Go wash up, okay? You reek of alcohol, it's driving me crazy."

"OK."

Liu Yanzhen stripped naked and rushed into the bathroom.

Ten minutes... twenty minutes... thirty minutes...

Bao Mingya was getting impatient sitting on the edge of the bed. When Liu Yanzhen didn't come out of the bathroom for a long time, she put on her slippers, got out of bed, and ran to the bathroom to knock on the door.

There was no response to her knocking, so Bao Mingya quickly pushed open the bathroom door.

They discovered that Liu Yanzhen hadn't even turned on the water; she was asleep in the bathtub...

Bao Mingya looked at Liu Yanzhen, who was snoring, and sighed helplessly.

After returning home, Su Ziyang grabbed two changes of clothes and rushed into the bathroom.

Su Ziyang's kung fu can refine the effects of alcohol and prevent people from getting drunk. However, there is a limit to how much refinement can be achieved. Just now, Liu Yanzhen and he were drinking and chatting, and in their excitement, they drank two bottles in a row. The large amount of alcohol consumed could not be metabolized in time, causing Su Ziyang to feel dizzy in waves.

He turned on the shower, and hot water poured down. Leaning against the wall, Su Ziyang began circulating his inner True Qi. After fifteen minutes, the smell of alcohol dissipated with his sweat, and Su Ziyang regained his sobriety.

"Oh dear, he went to the water to ventilate. Looks like my hangover tea was wasted. If you had told me earlier, I wouldn't have bothered."

When Su Ziyang came out, Fairy Li was brewing tea in a health pot, with kudzu root, lotus root, hawthorn, and cardamom in the water.

"Wouldn't it be even more effective to drink some tea brewed by the fairy herself?"

Su Ziyang chuckled and quickly poured himself a glass.