Wet His Pants

Zhang Guozhou meal, adding some fun to the dinner.

Su Ziyang wasn't too curious about the second gourd fight. However, the hairpin on Zhang Guozhou's head caught Su Ziyang attention.

Just now, Zhang Guozhou used a hairpin to separate the wine in the glass, which is something that ordinary magic tricks cannot do.

If it were a magic trick or something similar, props would need to be prepared beforehand. But the teacups were just brought by the waiter, and the wine was just opened.

So if there's a problem, it lies in the hairpin on Zhang Guozhou's head.

Yang Ming had always assumed Su Ziyang was jealous, so he kept his head down and didn't say anything. In reality, Su Ziyang was indeed jealous, but he was mainly preoccupied with the hairpin on Zhang Guozhou's head.

Fairy Li forbade Su Ziyang from drinking, but she herself drank a cup of wine, her face flushed.

"Ziyang, come here! Let me properly introduce you to this friend!"

Whether she was drunk or genuinely happy, Fairy Li suddenly pulled Su Ziyang over.

"Ziyang, logically speaking, you two are practically colleagues, right, Master Zhang? Am I wrong?!"

While making her introduction, Fairy Li also made sure to ask Zhang Guozhou if what she said was correct.

"Hehe, you could say that. I'm practically a colleague, but not as good as someone like Doctor Su, who graduated from a prestigious university."

Zhang Guozhou chuckled softly.

"No, no, I wouldn't dare. I'm just a name without substance."

Su Ziyang waved his hand and responded with a smile.

"Hmm~" Fairy Li pondered for a moment, "Master Zhang is also quite knowledgeable in medicine. You two can exchange ideas sometime."

"Definitely! Definitely!"

Su Ziyang looked at Zhang Guozhou and felt that Zhang Guozhou's smile was too fake. It looked hypocritical no matter how you looked at it.

"I just saw Master Zhang's amazing wine-dispensing performance; I wonder if I'll have the chance to see it again."

Su Ziyang stared at Zhang Guozhou with a smile, and Zhang Guozhou immediately agreed.

"Pour the wine!"

Zhang Guozhou pointed to the wine glasses on the table.

Su Ziyang quickly got up and picked up the wine glass. As he did so, Su Ziyang secretly squeezed the glass and discovered that it was just an ordinary wine glass, not some special prop.

After slowly pouring half a glass of wine, Su Ziyang placed the glass in front of Zhang Guozhou.

Then Zhang Guozhou pulled the hairpin off his head and lightly ran it across the teacup.

Sure enough, the wine in the teacup split in two once again.

"That's amazing!" Su Ziyang gave Zhang Guozhou a thumbs up.

"Hehe, a mere trifle, not worth mentioning." Zhang Guozhou chuckled again, then prepared to put the hairpin back into his hair.

"Master Zhang! May I take a look at this hairpin of yours?"

Su Ziyang pointed to the simple-looking black hairpin that Zhang Guozhou was holding in his hand.

Zhang Guozhou was taken aback at first, then immediately laughed and said, "Haha, Doctor Su is joking. How can a magician's props be shown to just anyone? Otherwise, he'll be exposed! Hahaha."

Upon hearing Zhang Guozhou's explanation, the initially surprised Daoist Master Xiao Yang and Yang Ming became even more convinced that it was a magic trick.

So while the two were surprised, they weren't particularly curious about how it was done. Magic is magic; David Copperfield could make airplanes disappear. It's all about mystery; if you insist on digging into the details, it loses its appeal.

However, Su Ziyang thought differently from the others. Just now, when Zhang Guozhou used his hairpin to stir the wine in the teacup, Su Ziyang squinted and Yunqi to observe Zhang Guozhou's hairpin. Su Ziyang saw a thin layer of energy swirling around the hairpin, and it was this energy that separated the wine in the teacup.

Although Su Ziyang didn't know the principle behind it, he couldn't tell what material the hairpin in Zhang Guozhou's hand was made of.

However, judging from Zhang Guozhou's reaction, this hairpin is definitely a valuable treasure.

Su Ziyang said he wanted to see Zhang Guozhou's hairpin, and with a wave of his hand, the chicken blood vine bracelet that Xuhui had given him slipped out from his sleeve.

When Zhang Guozhou saw the bracelet on Su Ziyang's wrist, his eyes lit up and shone brightly.

"The bracelet on Doctor Su's wrist is a valuable item!"

"Huh~ When did you put on that bracelet?" Fairy Li also noticed the bracelet on Su Ziyang's wrist and was very curious.

"Haha, a friend gave it to me. I don't really know much about it, I just wear it for fun." The fact that Zhang Guozhou could tell at a glance that the chicken blood vine bracelet on his wrist was a good thing shows that Zhang Guozhou is no ordinary person.

Su Ziyang's curiosity about Zhang Guozhou completely turned into seriousness, so when Zhang Guozhou asked about the bracelet on his wrist, Su Ziyang simply pretended to be an amateur and acted as if he didn't know how valuable the bracelet was.

"Hehe, giving away chicken blood vines that are over a hundred years old like this. Doctor Su really has some generous friends!" Zhang Guozhou chuckled.

"Could you let me take a look?"

"Haha, sorry. No way!" Su Ziyang laughed first, then refused outright, and stuffed the bracelet back into his sleeve.

Upon being directly rejected by Su Ziyang, Zhang Guozhou's faces darkened, and they looked at Su Ziyang somewhat awkwardly.

"Tch~"

Yang Ming rolled his eyes at Zhang Guozhou: "Dr. Young Doctor Su wouldn't let you look at your hairpin, but you wanted to see her treasure. You got upset because she wouldn't let you see it? That's a bit much!"

"Hehe, of course not. Since Doctor Su won't allow it, then forget it!"

Upon hearing Yang Ming's words, the gloom on Zhang Guozhou's face vanished in an instant, replaced by that fake smile.

"Oh dear, really. Two grown men like this, so stingy. Let's drink, let's drink."

Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, Fairy Li raised her wine glass and cheerfully tried to smooth things over.

"Yes, yes, yes. Let's have a drink."

Seeing the awkward atmosphere, Daoist Master Xiao Yang also raised his cup.

"I'll have a drink with Doctor Su! Hehe."

Zhang Guozhou grinned and lightly clinked glasses with Su Ziyang. While they were clinking Zhang Guozhou, Su Ziyang Su Ziyang n't paying much attention, and some wine from Zhang Guozhou's glass spilled into Su Ziyang's glass.

Zhang Guozhou, then put down his glass and glanced at Su Ziyang: "Doctor Su, you can't drink a soft drink like that, can you?"

Su Ziyang glanced at Zhang Guozhou, said nothing, and downed the drink in his cup in one gulp.

Zhang Guozhou watched as Su Ziyang prepared the drinks, and a smug smile immediately appeared on his face.

The group chatted for a while longer when Zhang Guozhou stood up and said he needed to go to the restroom. It was normal to need to go to the restroom after drinking too much, so the four people at the table continued chatting.

Unexpectedly, when Zhang Guozhou walked behind Su Ziyang's chair, he suddenly stomped his foot on the ground as if possessed.

He stomped his foot on the ground with a thud. The three girls were startled and all looked towards Zhang Guozhou.

"Hehe, I've been sitting for too long, my legs are numb. Ladies, please continue." Zhang Guozhou chuckled and continued walking out of the private room.

Of the four, Su Ziyang was the only one who didn't look at Zhang Guozhou.

The moment Zhang Guozhou stomped his foot, Su Ziyang felt a tightness in his crotch, followed by a warm sensation spreading through him.

"..."

Su Ziyang was stunned, because he... peed his pants.

Su Ziyang had never wet his pants since he was five years old. But today, after Zhang Guozhou stomped his foot, he actually wet his pants.

The amount of urine wasn't much, but his crotch was already damp.

After seeing that Su Ziyang didn't turn around, Zhang Guozhou grinned and went out the door.

Seeing that Zhang Guozhou had left, Su Ziyang also walked out, his crotch tucked in, saying to the others as he went, "I'm going to the toilet too!"

"What's wrong with you? Your legs are numb too! Why are you walking like that!"

Yang Ming, who was sitting near the door, saw Su Ziyang walking with his crotch tucked in and asked him curiously.

Su Ziyang ignored Yang Ming and continued walking towards the door, his crotch still tucked in.

As soon as Su Ziyang entered the restroom, he saw Zhang Guozhou standing by the window with a mischievous grin on his face.

"Hehe, Young Doctor Su, you didn't wet your pants, did you?"

Su Ziyang had just suddenly wet his pants. He was so nervous that he didn't have time to think much before rushing to the toilet.

Seeing that Zhang Guozhou hadn't gone to the restroom and seemed to have been waiting for him there, and hearing his sarcastic remarks, Su Ziyang instantly understood what was going on.

The fact that he wet his pants was all Zhang Guozhou's doing.

"You fucking!"

Su Ziyang didn't care about his image anymore and pointed at Zhang Guozhou's nose, swearing at him.

"Heh, you dare to insult me!" Zhang Guozhou narrowed his eyes, looking at Su Ziyang with a sinister gaze.

"I'll fucking hit you again!"

Su Ziyang was unusually enraged. After two rounds of special combat training, Su Ziyang's acupoint striking and Baguazhang were so powerful that even an average martial artist would have a hard time lasting two rounds against Su Ziyang.

Looking at the fair-skinned Zhang Guozhou, Su Ziyang was confident he could knock the guy down with one punch.

Just as Su Ziyang took a step towards Zhang Guozhou, Zhang Guozhou gave a light shout, "Ha~"

Then he stomped his foot on the floor again, and the moment he did so, Su Ziyang felt a warm sensation in his crotch again.

Yes...

Su Ziyang peed again.

"Holy crap..."

Su Ziyang didn't have time to hit Zhang Guozhou; he immediately tightened his crotch again.

Hahahaha...

Zhang Guozhou laughed out loud when he saw Su Ziyang's disheveled appearance.

"You think you can fight me? Go home and train for another ten years! You dare to hit me? I'll give you a chance to stand before me."

After Zhang Guozhou finished speaking, he let out a soft "Ha!"

Then he stomped on the ground again. With a loud thud, Su Ziyang felt his pants get even wetter.

The weather is no longer cold this season, and the temperature is gradually warming up. So Su Ziyang was only wearing a thin pair of thermal underwear underneath, and after doing this twice, you could see that the outside of his underwear was wet.

"You... stop fucking messing around, what the hell is this?!"

Su Ziyang didn't have time to argue with Zhang Guozhou anymore. He opened a toilet stall, crawled inside, quickly took off his pants, and started wiping himself with a tissue.

"Hehe, I'll let you off this time. Just so you know, stay far away from Li Zijun, or next time it won't be such a small punishment! Hahaha!"

Zhang Guozhou chuckled smugly twice, then strode away from the restroom with an unsteady gait.

Su Ziyang was wiping his pants in the restroom when Zhang Guozhou had already returned to the private room.

"Hey~ Isn't Xiao Su with you?!"

When Fairy Li saw that Zhang Guozhou had returned alone, she asked him something.

"Haha, he seems a bit constipated. He looked quite anxious, so he came back first. Let's have some more drinks!"

After Zhang Guozhou said that, the others didn't ask any more questions, since everyone has to use the restroom sometimes.

After the group drank another glass of wine, Su Ziyang still didn't return from the restroom.

"What's wrong with Little Zebra? Why is it taking so long to go to the toilet? It's been twenty minutes! Did it fall in?" Yang Ming was the first to sense something was wrong, so he looked up and asked.

Fairy Li wasn't a heavy drinker and was already feeling dizzy, so her mind was working a bit slowly, and she wasn't thinking much.

Daoist Master Xiao Yang nudged Fairy Li and said, "Zijun, call Xiao Su. Why isn't he back yet? It's been going on for quite a while!"

"That's true!"

Fairy Li nodded and took out her phone to call Su Ziyang.

"Ah, right. My brain's been working up lately, I forgot everything after a few drinks." Zhang Guozhou pressed down on Fairy Li's hand holding the phone, and took the opportunity to grasp Fairy Li Little Hand.

"Just now in the restroom, Doctor Su said he had something to do and needed to drive out to the restroom, so he told us to eat first. Then he told me to take Fairy Li back."

Zhang Guozhou said, his hands still busy, he squeezed Fairy Li's Little Hand hard.

Fairy Li was dizzy from drinking and her reactions were incredibly slow. It took Little Hand a while for Zhang Guozhou to realize what was happening and pull her hand back.

Seeing Zhang Guozhou grasp Fairy Li's hand, the Daoist Master Xiao Yang frowned. But seeing that Fairy Li didn't flinch, she didn't say anything, only coldly staring at Zhang Guozhou.

"That Little Su Ziyang, making him my driver and he actually dared to leave me here alone. I'll call him and give him a piece of my mind." Fairy Li, still half asleep, picked up her phone to make a call, but Zhang Guozhou slammed it back onto the table.

Yang Ming also noticed Zhang Guozhou touching Fairy Li's Little Hand. Zhang Guozhou was known for his subtle maneuvers, but Yang Ming, a seasoned salesman, saw through Zhang Guozhou's intentions at a glance.

But she didn't say anything. The reason she remained silent was because she found it strange that Zhang Guozhou had managed to persuade Su Ziyang not to come back.

Or did Su Ziyang really have something to do and suddenly leave on his own?

Based on her few interactions with Su Ziyang, Su Ziyang didn't seem like the kind of person who was unreliable. Even if he really had something to do and wouldn't be returning to the private room, he should have at least called or sent a message to let her know.

He said he had an emergency and had to leave first, and asked me to let you know so you wouldn't have to call. How about we call it a day? Everyone's had quite a bit to drink.

Zhang Guozhou suggested that everyone leave.

"That Little Su Ziyang, I'll teach him a lesson! Humph!"

Fairy Li was really drunk; she was muttering to herself, clearly very angry about Su Ziyang's sudden departure.

"I'm not drinking anymore, let's go home!"

Upon hearing Zhang Guozhou's words, Fairy Li immediately stood up and swayed as she walked towards the door.

"You'll give me a ride, Master Zhang! I have so much to learn from you."

Fairy Li didn't forget to glance back at Zhang Guozhou.

Fairy Li asked this question, Daoist Master Xiao Yang and Yang Ming looked at each other in bewilderment.

Given their relationship, if it were to send Fairy Li back, even if Su Ziyang wasn't there, it should be Daoist Master Xiao Yang would escort her. However, she suddenly specifically asked Zhang Guozhou to escort her, which left Daoist Master Xiao Yang and Yang Ming somewhat confused.

However, the two of them didn't dare to interfere. Sometimes, girls' minds are just so strange. They were afraid that if Fairy Li and Zhang Guozhou had something going on, and the two of them were going on dates in private, then if they suddenly interfered, wouldn't they be nothing more than a third wheel?

The two remained silent, following behind Fairy Li and Zhang Guozhou.

Zhang Guozhou helped the four people, including the swaying Fairy Li who was drunk, walk towards the door.