It's All Right, Xue'er, There's a First Time for Everything

"Then who does he need?"

Ling Yuan asked curiously.

She Long didn't answer. Instead, he looked intently at Qian Renxue, and what he meant seemed clear.

Seeing this, Lin Luo was suddenly so moved that his eyes nearly filled with tears.

Yes! Qian Renxue!

You old coot She Long, you really do understand me!

How did you know what I wanted to eat was-

"What the little young master really needs is a nursing dad!"

She Long announced his guess confidently and with great pride.

Huh?

The expression on Lin Luo's face froze, and a question mark slowly appeared over his head.

The next moment, everyone watched in confusion as She Long left the hall and ran outside.

Ling Yuan stared, unable to make sense of the situation. "Is... is he going to find a nursing dad?"

Pufferfish snorted. "Did the interview make this guy lose his mind? What nursing dad? What man has milk?"

Lin Luo couldn't be bothered with these foolish mortals and their thought processes. He continued reaching out with his chubby little hands, pawing at Qian Renxue in her arms.

I still have to find food myself.

Damn it, why are your clothes so tight?

Can you take them off?

This God King never imagined that food would be so close, yet I wouldn't be able to eat it.

Qian Renxue noticed the movement at her chest and tucked the chubby little hand pressing against her breast back into the swaddling clothes.

"Be good. What are you trying to do, you little rascal?"

Lin Luo: "Goo goo, gaa gaa!"

He pointed a chubby little finger at Qian Renxue's chest, then pointed it at his own mouth. Then he sucked on his finger, making "glug glug" sounds.

Unfortunately, he had only just been born, and his control over this body was terribly poor.

The gestures seemed perfectly clear to Lin Luo, but to Qian Renxue, they were nothing more than a baby's normal movements.

"No! Acting! Cute!"

Qian Renxue pursed her lips solemnly. Her tone was scolding, but her eyes were full of love.

What? This God King, acting cute?

This God King never acts cute!

I'm telling you I want milk, lady!

My movements might be a little abstract... but can't your brainwaves keep up?

Lin Luo was utterly speechless. At that moment, he couldn't even roll his eyes.

Qian Renxue had clearly just been struck full in the face by the cuteness of Lin Luo's little gestures. She adored this little brat!

She buried her face in the swaddling clothes and repeatedly nuzzled Lin Luo's little chest with her forehead.

"I'll nuzzle you to death! Nuzzle you to death! Nuzzle you to death! You little rascal, are you acting cute on purpose?"

Qian Renxue said childishly.

Lin Luo remained expressionless. This woman must think she's cute too... though she is, just a little bit.

Ahem, this God King knows you're cute, but next time, could you not wear clothes this tight? I can't get them off.

After playing around, Qian Renxue gave Lin Luo another peck on the cheek.

"Mwah!"

Lin Luo suddenly froze and stared at her.

You... what the hell did you just do?!

The dignified God King's cheeks were actually a little hot.

Qian Renxue continued making cute faces at the child in the swaddling clothes, not thinking there had been anything improper about that kiss.

Lin Luo, however, seemed somewhat thrown off his rhythm. For a moment, he didn't know what he was thinking.

This woman actually did that without this God King's permission...

She...

Forget it. There's no time to make an issue of this.

This God King's heart is so tired.

Who told me to become a baby at everyone's mercy? Living under someone else's roof really doesn't feel good.

Seeing that the baby had indeed quieted down, Qian Renxue felt a great sense of accomplishment, believing she had succeeded in soothing him.

She smiled and looked up, only to be dumbfounded the next moment.

At that moment.

She Long returned like a god of war!

He crossed the threshold with a solemn expression, like an old general about to march onto the battlefield.

Guang Ling, Pufferfish, and Ling Yuan stared at the man before them in shock.

Pufferfish: "She Long... what the fuck are you doing?"

She Long puffed out his chest, proudly displaying the two feeding bottles hanging from it, and said with a straight face:

"Feeding him!"

He had found two feeding bottles somewhere, filled them with milk, and tied them to his chest with straps.

His outfit left the people in the hall utterly astonished.

Qian Renxue couldn't help asking, "Uncle She Long, is that... a nursing dad outfit?"

She Long: "That's right! Since the little young master hates wet nurses, we'll use the nursing dad tactic! Hehe, I'm clever, aren't I?"

Lin Luo stared from his swaddling clothes, utterly fucking dumbfounded.

Could he actually be a genius?

She Long walked toward them, the two bottles on his chest swinging back and forth. At the sight, Qian Renxue fearfully hugged her child tighter, her pretty face filled with apprehension.

Wouldn't a child fed this way turn into an idiot too?

No, not my baby.

Lin Luo was so frightened that he shrank back into Qian Renxue's arms.

Don't come any closer!!! (voice cracking)

As a God King, he felt an unprecedented sense of danger.

If he gave in to She Long today, he might as well give up on getting by in Douluo Continent.

"Come on, little young master, it's still warm!"

Bang!

She Long was beaming as he was about to approach, but someone beside him suddenly punched him hard in the face.

Ling Yuan lowered her fist and looked in disgust at She Long, who was lying facedown on the floor.

"What kind of brain-dead idiot comes up with a rotten idea like that? You might as well die."

She Long lifted his head from the floor, two streams of blood flowing from his nostrils. Both bottles had been crushed to pieces beneath him.

He said, having lost all hope in life, "Then what do we do? We can't just watch the little young master go hungry, can we?"

Qian Renxue also looked at the child in the swaddling clothes with a worried face. Just then, Lin Luo took the opportunity to pout, his eyes growing misty with pitiful tears.

At the sight, Qian Renxue's nose immediately stung. She couldn't bear to see her baby cry.

"It's all right, it's all right. Don't cry, don't cry. At worst, Mommy will feed you herself~"

Qian Renxue gently patted the swaddling clothes as she comforted him.

Hearing this, Lin Luo immediately reached out with a chubby little hand and felt for the clothes over Qian Renxue's chest.

Everyone saw it this time, and recalling what had happened earlier, Guang Ling belatedly realized, "So he's been trying to drink your milk all along?"

"Mine?"

Qian Renxue looked up, her pretty face immediately growing awkward. "Do I really have any?"

Ling Yuan: "You definitely do. Those wet nurses had only just given birth too."

Qian Renxue listened, only half understanding.

She blinked her beautiful eyes, imagining herself breastfeeding: that loving expression, that part, bathed in holy light, being suckled by the little rascal, mouthful by mouthful...

In an instant, a crimson flush shot up Qian Renxue's neck and spread across her face.

"Ah, I can't do it..."

Blushing, she looked awkwardly at the others.

Guang Ling frowned. "By rights, we really shouldn't ask you to do it. It's against the rules, but there's no choice. We can't let my great-great-grandson go hungry."

"Take him back to your room. It's all right, Xue'er. There's a first time for everything."

Qian Renxue took a deep breath and looked at the child with a complicated expression. Then she narrowed her beautiful eyes and gave him a reproachful look.

"Look what you've done."

She mouthed the words, not expecting the little rascal to understand.

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