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Uncle Nine: With My Heaven-Defying Comprehension, I Join the Chat Group
Chapter 96

Emergency Mission

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[Huang Rong: This newcomer is a bit aloof.]

[Huang Rong: @Omniscient and Omnipotent, what's wrong with the useless group admin?]

[Omniscient and Omnipotent: Maybe he's dead, I don't know either]

[Xiao Yan:! I just joined the group and I died?! This newbie is really unlucky.]

[Omniscient and Omnipotent: Logically, the person needs to consent to join the Chat Group, meaning they were still alive at the moment of joining, but died immediately afterward. Unfortunately, there's too little information to analyze the situation on the newcomer's side.]

The World of Exorcists

At this time, Wong Wing-fat had suffocated in his own home with a plastic bag over his head.

It's obvious from his current appearance that he must have just died recently.

[Ding~ Group member Wong Wing-fat is about to perish. Emergency mission issued to save Wong Wing-fat.]

[Number of participants: Unlimited]

[Task Reward: 10,000 points]

[Time: 1:00]

[Huang Rong: Chat Group can post tasks? My goodness! This is the first time I've seen so many points.]

[Omniscient and Omnipotent: This... is the first time I've seen this either, but the mission might be a bit difficult. I don't recommend capturing it if you're not strong enough.]

[Xiao Yan: Useless group owner ʅ( ‾⊖◝)ʃ]

[Story of "The Exorcist Who Mops the Floor" is being uploaded]

[Omniscient and Omnipotent: The world the newcomer will be in is likely a supernatural world, filled with ghosts and monsters. Those who lack the strength should proceed with caution.]

To prevent everyone from being overwhelmed by the huge points, Su Xiaoxiao quickly uploaded the plot and repeatedly reminded everyone to pay attention.

[Ning Caichen: Another ghost? I'd better not go. I can't even beat Xiaoqian, so I'd rather not join in the fun.]

After learning that the newcomer's world was extraordinary, those in the group who weren't strong enough kept quiet.

"Goku, are you going?"

Lin Yu looked at Goku Instant Transmission to his side, and couldn't help but ask.

"Yeah, Lin Yu's got nothing better to do anyway, why don't we go together?" Goku grinned.

He's always on the go; he can't stand not fighting for a day, and he runs away faster than a rabbit at the first sign of a fight.

"I don't want to go. That world looks dangerous. They only give 10,000 points, is that like throwing Delia away to a beggar?" Lin Yu waved his hand at Goku. He wouldn't put himself in danger just to join in the fun.

He had also seen the movie "The Exorcist Who Mops the Floor," and with the plot summary uploaded by the group leader to help him recall it, Lin Yu remembered it even more clearly.

The state of death can only occur later in the movie when the protagonist goes to the underworld.

The underworld in that world is nothing like our own; it has Yincao Underworld governing it, and as you can see from the movie, it's completely chaotic there.

With all sorts of little devils, big devils, and Ghost King mixed together, it could get stolen at any moment.

Lin Yu refused to go no matter what.

"Alright, I'll go by myself then." Seeing that his good friend wouldn't go with him, Goku had no choice but to accept the mission by himself.

[Omniscient and Omnipotent: @Lin Yu, Xiao Yu, are you going? That world is full of ghosts and monsters; you should be more familiar with it.]

[Ning Caichen: That's right! This kind of thing should be handled by professionals. Xiao Yu is a ghost hunter.]

Lin Yu had already made up his mind not to go. Sensing someone tagging him, he consciously entered the Chat Group.

[Lin Yu: No, I'm too young. That world is too dangerous. My master won't let me go on long journeys to catch ghosts alone.]

After firmly refusing, Lin Yu stopped paying attention to the messages in the group.

With only 10,000 points, he could earn that much by selling a few cultivation manuals. Why would he risk his life for that?

[Omniscient and Omnipotent: Okay, there's only one minute left. If you feel you're capable enough and want to go, sign up as soon as possible.]

[0:05]

[0:01]

As the countdown ended, Lin Yu saw Goku transform into a beam of light and disappear from his sight.

What followed was a live stream in the Chat Group.

Perhaps because it was their first group task, the Chat Group thoughtfully asked Su Xiaoxiao if she needed a live stream of the video feed.

So members in the group who didn't go can see the live stream.

The video also shows that there were four group members participating: group leader Su Xiaoxiao, Goku, Yan Lingji, and Xiao Yan.

"Hello, my name is Son Goku," Goku greeted them warmly the moment they met.

"Hello Goku, I'm Su Xiaoxiao, the Chat Group owner."

"Hello, my name is Xiao Yan."

"Hello handsome, I'm Yan Lingji."

[Ning Caichen: That's pretty much what I thought; most of the big shots went.]

[Xu Xian: My wife won't let me go, otherwise I'd like to get together with everyone offline.]

These people have basically been corrupted by Su Xiaoxiao, this internet addict. She surfs the internet in groups every day, and even ancient people like Xu Xian know a lot of internet slang.

[Ning Caichen: @Xu Xian, you're such a coward! Ask your wife for some magic weapons, and you could easily crush everything in the newbie world. You just let 10,000 points slip by like that?]

[Xu Xian: No, no, fighting is no good. Ten thousand points isn't much to me. I can easily earn that by selling some rare herbs that are hundreds of years old.]

[Ning Caichen:... Damn it!!]

[Yan Lingji:... Hmm! Although it's not good for girls to swear, I still agree +1]

[Xiao Yan: I seriously suspect you're at Versailles!]

"Alright, everyone, stop chatting in the group and focus on saving the newbies first." Su Xiaoxiao also arrived in the Exorcist world. Instead of speaking in the group, she spoke directly, and her words were transmitted to the group in real time through the live stream.

"I'll do whatever the group leader says~" Yan Lingji accepted the task, and her first words made everyone feel what it meant to be naturally charming.

"Miss Yan, do you always talk like that?" Xiao Yan shuddered as he looked at the alluring Yan Lingji; she was too captivating.

"What's wrong? Don't you like my voice, little brother Yan?" Yan Lingji gently stroked Xiao Yan's cheek with her fingers, her delicate face slowly moving closer to him.

"No, no," Xiao Yan stammered, quickly backing away. This woman was terrifying.

Just then, a flash of cold light appeared, and a bloodstained iron rod hurtled towards them like lightning, carrying unparalleled power and might.

"Careful!"

Seeing this, Su Xiaoxiao, who had been on high alert, quickly drew her broadsword and stood in front of her to block the attack.

The iron rod and Su Xiaoxiao's large knife collided with a loud clang.

Fortunately, Su Xiaoxiao blocked the attack, but she was also forced back a few steps by the force.

"The group leader is really amazing~" Although Yan Lingji said with admiration, her eyes remained completely unmoved.

The others abandoned their playful attitude and cautiously observed their surroundings.

[Ning Caichen: Isn't the group owner's big sword a bit...?]

[Xu Xian: Hmm, it is a bit big]

[Huang Rong: Is this what you call a little bit?]

[Zhang Sanfeng: As expected of the group leader, he is indeed somewhat extraordinary.]

There was no tension among the four people in the Chat Group; they were all joking and boasting. When they saw the large knife that was almost as tall as Su Xiaoxiao, they all felt it was somewhat incongruous.

Su Xiaoxiao was estimated to be about 1.65 meters tall, and that big knife was 1.6 meters long and two spans wide. Su Xiaoxiao could use it to block people.

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