The Honest Corporate Drone Catfished Online (07)

Cheng Yuqing lived for over twenty years and had never heard of such a claim.

Straight is straight, curved is curved.

There's even something like "Micro 1"?

It sounds like something a half-hearted man would say.

Could it be that he was originally straight, then met someone he liked who also happened to be a guy, and thus slightly became a top (or "straight")?

If you turn a man gay, can he still be considered straight?

Unable to understand Bai Wu's thought process, Cheng Yuqing fell into deep thought.

Normally, he wouldn't care about such flirtatious remarks, but recently, he's been troubled by something.

Then the news bombarded us—

[What does "micro 1" mean? Explain it to me.]

[Change for Love 1?]

[Has your partner become an angel?]

He's still a straight man even though he's at work every day facing a beautiful woman.

Bai Wu replied in a very aloof tone: [Busy.]

Cheng Yuqing: "..."

He's not even replying to messages because he's spending time with his partner.

They don't even have that much self-control.

The army of straight men has been reduced by one person.

After secretly despising him, Cheng Yuqing closed the chat window with Bai Wu and opened another one.

He had just added Song Xueci last night.

Xue Ci's game ID is "Little Snowman," and her profile picture is also a Snowman, which looks like a real photo.

The Snowman wasn't very round; it was quite small, fitting in the palm of your hand. Its only feature was a pair of small eyes, which looked rather comical, a complete contrast to Xue Ci's own round, large eyes.

Today is Saturday, and the other person has been online the whole time, but hasn't replied to his messages.

Cheng Yuqing scrolled through the chat box, and the more he scrolled, the more something seemed off.

Their conversations consisted mostly of him sending messages to send equipment, with the other party replying only every few tens of minutes.

With just a simple "okay" or "I understand," he would send several more messages in quick succession.

He looks like a total simp.

Cheng Yuqing had never been in a relationship, but he felt that with his personality, he would either be pursued or there would be mutual affection; either way, he would never become a simp.

It was with a man.

Cheng Yuqing frowned, hesitated for half a minute, and finally had a sudden realization.

He's just being generous and caring towards his brothers; how can that be considered being a simp?

After figuring things out, Cheng Yuqing felt much more relaxed, and her slender fingers began to tap on the keyboard.

They were terrified that their brothers wouldn't have enough to eat or wear.

[You gifted your friend the "Little Snowman" Feather Set.]

*

Lost Continent truly lives up to its reputation as a game that sold out across the entire internet as soon as it was released. The art style is exquisite and realistic, with every blade of grass and every tree showing meticulous attention to detail, not to mention the Western-style castle, which is the most important level in the new player map.

"So this is what the castle looks like." Xue Ci looked up, his wizard hat almost falling off, but luckily Bai Wu caught it in time. He tilted his head, his light-colored eyes sparkling, "The person who made this game is amazing!"

Bai Wu paused slightly.

After a moment, his tone was almost imperceptibly light. "How so?"

"It's already impressive that you were able to create your first holographic game, but I didn't expect you to do it this well." Xue Ci didn't know how to use technical jargon to praise you, so she pointed to the bushes and said, "I like that flower. I've grown it before; it's very realistic."

Anyway, the person who made this game must be very serious and talented.

Xue Ci praised the person as simple and sincere.

Most people are drawn to this sincerity.

Bai Wu was no exception.

He could feel his heart beating erratically.

No one had ever praised him like this in all those years in the Bai Family. He had tried so hard to become the pride of his family, but reality cruelly wounded him.

They may have seen his efforts and achievements, but they always focused their attention on their own children.

However, Bai Wu had already let go of his resentment after leaving the Bai Family.

He blocked those people's contact information and didn't think about them for a long time.

Now, people will sincerely praise him, even without knowing his identity.

He should focus his attention on Song Xueci.

Bai Wu put away his memories and silently raised the corner of his lips.

11:[.]

What's with that smug look on his face?

The host said they like games, not you! Listen carefully!

11. I'm numb. Judging from the scammer's lovestruck expression, the plot is probably going to go awry.

However, 11 believes in the host! Even the most outlandish plot will have a perfect ending.

This was Xue Ci's first time entering such a Gothic building. Just like the ones he had seen on TV when he was a child, it was built on a remote mountainside. As soon as he entered, he felt a chill down his spine and the atmosphere was eerie.

There was no electricity in the castle; everything was lit by candlesticks. The house was dimly lit and empty, with eerie oil paintings on the corridor walls and an eerily quiet atmosphere.

Xue Ci instinctively wanted to hide behind the "Crow".

But then he suddenly remembered that he still considered her a girl, so he mustered up his courage and said, "If you're scared, hold my hand."

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt a warmth in my palm.

Um?

He looked up and glanced at the "Crow".

The other person had no expression on their face and didn't seem afraid.

Maybe they were too scared to even have facial expressions?

Before Xue Ci could think any further, her hand was firmly grasped and she was led up the stairs.

The stairs were wooden and narrow; two people walking side by side had to be shoulder to shoulder.

Several times, Xue Ci's soft facial muscles were squeezed. He thought it was because of the crowded space, but he didn't notice that there was still a little space left on the "Crow's " side.

Once we reached the second floor, the air became noticeably more humid and cold.

The corridor was like an endless street, stretching to the other side.

It was so quiet that even the old creaking of the wooden planks when you walked around gave you the creeps.

Xue Ci pursed her lips tightly and stood very close to Bai Wu.

The heat from the other person's body was steadily transferring from his palm to his body.

"Why is there no one here?" Given the generous rewards from the castle, there should be many players forming teams to come here every day.

Half a day has passed, and Xue Ci hasn't seen a single person.

"From the moment we entered, it's been a different time and space," Bai Wu explained. "Each couple will encounter different scenarios and won't see anyone else."

"But you can't get out without clearing the checkpoint."

Xue Ci nervously licked her dry lips, trying to at least appear less fearful. "I understand, I will protect you."

The next moment, Bai Wu felt something being stuffed into his palm.

Bowing head--

It's a wizard's potion.

It has the effect of bringing the dead back to life.

This skill is a life-saving move for wizards who are not very strong in combat. The downside is that the cooldown time is too long and you can only have one bottle at a time.

Xue Ci, despite her own pale lips from fear, gave him the bottle of medicine.

Bai Wu's fingers clenched uncontrollably.

"Go and get the crown."

Xue Ci followed closely behind Bai Wu, never letting go of his hand. It was dark all around, but soon candles were lit automatically.

As I passed by a window, a sudden gust of wind blew in, bringing a chilly breeze.

Xue Ci's shoulders trembled slightly, and her wizard's hat blew off her cheek.

Bai Wu bent down to help him pick it up, while Xue Ci subconsciously reached out to close the window, but as soon as she reached out, it was as if something invisible had wrapped around her wrist.

"Hmm..."

The sticky feeling seeped into his skin little by little. He bit his lip and tried to pull his hand back, but the other person lightly tickled his palm.

What's this?

Bai Wu, who had just picked up the hat, keenly sensed something was wrong and immediately swung his sword at it.

Xue Ci's wrists quickly broke free from their restraints.

He touched his wrist, his eyelashes trembling, as if he were still in shock.

Under the lamplight, the little wizard's appearance was hazy and indistinct, making him even more captivating than usual, and he even exuded a sweet fragrance.

Bai Wu awkwardly suppressed his chaotic thoughts and asked with concern, "Are you feeling unwell?"

Not yet.

The areas that got tangled are a bit sticky.

Xue Ci didn't like this feeling, so she reached out and touched it, but there was no liquid.

Seeing "Crow" gripping his wrist, checking it over and over with such a serious expression, Xue Ci reassured him, "I'm fine."

Bai Wu glanced out the window.

He had memorized the game's map and levels perfectly; there were no NPCs near the window.

However, more than one strange thing has happened to Xue Ci.

He composed himself slightly. "If you feel unwell later, please say so."

Xue Ci.

The "Crow" protected him even more carefully until they entered an empty room on the third floor.

There was a coffin inside.

It's obvious they're going to fight vampires.

Xue Ci's cheeks flushed slightly.

He thought it was because he was about to see a vampire.

However... my back and lower back started to itch.

It felt like something was about to burst forth.

Bai Wu threw his sword, slicing through all the candles in the room, and then rushed to the coffin.

Even in a beginner's village map, a max-level character like him could finish the battle very quickly.

"We've got the crown, we can go now."

"Um... okay, sure."

Xue Ci spoke softly, as if trying to hide something.

Bai Wu sensed something was wrong, and the next second, he grabbed Xue Ci's wrist tightly.

The burning heat brought a slight coolness, Xue Ci shivered violently, unsure whether it was uncomfortable or pleasant.

In the darkness, Bai Wu could sense that Xue Ci's body temperature had changed, and her breathing had become short and rapid from its initial faintness.

It was as if it was entangled by something, and it would occasionally let out panting breaths from its nasal cavity.

Bai Wu was quite certain that Xue Ci had been poisoned by a magic potion, and told her that the potion needed to be removed first, otherwise she wouldn't be able to leave the castle.

"Um..."

Xue Ci curled up into a ball, his voice becoming sticky and slurred. He could clearly feel something growing on his back and tailbone...

However, "Crow" said he wanted to lift up his clothes to check him.

"No, no need..." Xue Ci was very embarrassed. He was struggling to do anything right now, and he was trying his best to keep his body from trembling, which only made him look more pitiful. "I'm fine."

"Your body is very hot right now." For some reason, Bai Wu's breathing also became heavier, to the point that it eventually drowned out Xue Ci's breathing.

Xue Ci pursed his lips, wanting to say something, when he felt "Crow" whispering in his ear.

The air was intensely hot.

"You grew wings and a tail, but they're hidden by your wizard's clothes, aren't they?"

The man's voice was low and hoarse, like that of a villainous boss.

Xue Ci's shoulders trembled slightly. He sniffed, looking somewhat aggrieved, as if he had completely let his guard down. "What should we do?"

"A person under the influence of the succubus potion needs to be held in someone's arms, pressed against them, and will desperately crave that person's body." Bai Wu was gradually becoming more aware of his surroundings, such as Xue Ci's chubby cheeks and earlobes, and her lips that were bitten in her mouth due to nervousness.

It looks easy to bite.

Plump and soft.

Bai Wu swallowed hard.

As he hesitated, Xue Ci's movement made him pause, grinding his back molars.

--The delicate little wizard seemed unable to resist the effects of the succubus potion; her pink fingers tugged at his clothes, and like a cat, she snuggled against him.

*

"Do I... do I have to take off my robe too?"

Xue Ci confirmed again that her voice was already very pitiful.

"The wings and tail need to be stroked and licked to neutralize the potion's effects." In the darkness, the man was very close, his voice seeming to come from his chest, "We're in a coffin, so there's no need to be afraid of being seen. None of the creatures in the game will see us, and neither will I."

After "Crow" repeatedly assured her, Xue Ci said nothing more.

His wizard's hat and shoes had already been taken off, and even his oversized wizard's robes, which were large enough to cover his body, had been quickly removed.

The coffin was dark and crowded; they were pressed tightly together.

The "Crow's" knight armor was very hard, making Xue Ci feel quite uncomfortable.

After bringing it up, the man apologized and removed all his equipment.

But... I still don't feel well.

Perhaps the knight's bones were too hard.

Xue Ci took a soft breath and soon felt her tail being touched.

The strange feeling he had never experienced before made him curl up, his back trembling, his body arching like a cooked shrimp, his calves raised in the air, and his insteps stretched straight.

"Hmm..."

He cried out, unaware that the heart on the succubus's tail was the most untouchable part.

However, at this moment, the man was holding that small, pointed tip in his hand, squeezing it back and forth.

I kept swallowing my saliva; my mouth was very itchy.

Bai Wu's eyelids twitched uncontrollably, as if blood could rush out at any moment.

His oral fixation disorder caused his eyes to become bloodshot.

He could hear Xue Ci's sobs, and he seemed to have lost his mind.

Xue Ci didn't know how long he had been in the cramped coffin. He sniffed, and his wings and tail, which had been eaten countless times, drooped down, covered in saliva.

However, the man seemed not to have had enough, and in a brief pause, he whispered in his ear, "You know, the slightest touch of your wings causes you to secrete sweet nectar."

No sooner had he finished speaking than Xue Ci could still hear him drinking the sweet water.

"I... I..." His eyes were filled with shame and embarrassment, "It's okay... I... I don't feel bad anymore."

"We have to lick them until they disappear."

The Crow didn't seem to mind the trouble, making no waste of the sweet water on its wings, licking it back and forth with its rough, hot tongue.

After licking it wet, he started biting it with his teeth.

Xue Ci thought he was probably hungry, as if he was savoring something delicious.

The force wasn't strong, but it felt strange.

If you bite too much, it will make that area feel tingly and numb.

A broken sob escaped her throat, leaving Xue Ci listless and soaking wet. Some of the sweet water she hadn't swallowed from her wings splashed onto her face.

"Snowman, you look like you've melted, you've bled so much water."

Xue Ci trembled with shame at his words, and covered his mouth with her damp, soft hand.

It was too dark around him, and he had to try several times before he could cover himself correctly.

"No, you don't need to bite anymore..."

The voice was so pitiful.

Bai Wu's muscles were taut, yet his oral fixation remained unfulfilled.

He wanted to bite something else.

Something that Xue Ci originally possessed.

For example, when they hugged each other, their clothes rubbed against each other, and their chests gradually became round and bulging.

Bai Wu felt that things were getting out of control.

He couldn't help but imagine what Xue Ci's reaction would be if he bit her, and what kind of satisfaction his oral fixation would get.

Not to mention another illness he's been suppressing all along; how will he ever be able to satisfy it in the future?

When it comes to relationships, Bai Wu has always been a sensitive person. He realized his feelings for Xue Ci a few days ago, but he had been deceiving himself.

She's unwilling to admit that she cares, that she could be so attracted to a guy in just a few days.

The air inside the coffin had become damp; the magic potion had finally lost its effect.

Xue Ci didn't know that simply hugging each other didn't require licking; things would return to normal in time.

The foolish wizard was tricked and even obediently thanked the liar.

The coffin and clothes were restored by Bai Wu with a cleaning potion, but Xue Ci still felt uncomfortable, her legs and waist were weak.

Bai Wu: "I'll carry you on my back."

Xue Ci hesitated. "You're a girl, how can I ask you to carry me?"

His voice was a little hoarse, as if he had just been severely bullied.

Bai Wu opened his mouth as if to say something, but in the end he just silently put on Xue Ci's wizard robe.

*

As soon as Xue Ci left the castle, she hurriedly told the Crow that she was going offline.

The hat completely covered her small face, so no expression could be seen.

Even her earlobes were hidden.

However, judging from Xue Ci's accidentally exposed fingers, the other person's skin should be this color all over.

Bai Wu ground his teeth.

I wanted to say a few words to Xue Ci, but she suddenly ran off to a short distance away and quickly teleported away.

Bai Wu had a feeling that Xue Ci didn't want to talk to him.

He was about to log off when the guild urgently recalled him.

The matter wasn't serious. Cheng Yuqing briefly explained what had happened. A guy in their guild had recently become a couple with a girl from another large guild, but they only found out today that the girl was dating several other guys at the same time.

"I gave her all my gear, and we've met offline several times." The guild was all men, and everyone spoke very casually; the guy's voice even cracked.

"I showed her my muscles and let her touch them, and she still wants to break up with me!"

This is my first time dating!

Cheng Yuqing lifted his eyelids slightly. "So you're not asking us to help you get revenge?"

The dumped guy exclaimed in surprise, "Of course not! I called you guys to give me advice on how to win him back!"

"..." Cheng Yuqing said disdainfully, "Brother, you've already been cheated on, and you're still thinking about how to get back together? Stop being a simp, okay?"

The union has a high proportion of introverted men, few of whom have dating experience, so no one gives him any advice; they all just tell him to think more positively.

Suddenly someone said, "Brother Bai seems to be the Yiyi with a girlfriend."

Everyone turned their attention to that direction.

Bai Wu's handsome face remained expressionless. "He's fine; he wouldn't do such a thing."

Everyone started to feel envious.

"I'll only help you fight their guild. If you want to get back together, don't call me again." Cheng Yuqing got off the table and patted Bai Wu on the shoulder.

Soon, he smelled a sweet aroma.

What perfume are you wearing?

It looks somewhat familiar.

"It's not perfume, it's on him."

Bai Wu's tone was indifferent, but Cheng Yuqing sensed a hint of boastfulness. "By the way, what does the WeChat message you sent me mean? Are you in a relationship?"

"No."

Bai Wu paused for a moment, then added, "I don't know either."

Cheng Yuqing was surprised.

Why does he still look like an innocent young man? Don't let him get fooled later.

Putting all that aside, he still asked himself the question he most wanted answered, "How can I confirm that I'm a micro 1?"

Bai Wu was too familiar with Cheng Yuqing to stand on ceremony. "It depends on whether you want to do 'that' with him."

"..." Cheng Yuqing's expression froze.

For some reason, Xue Ci's face inappropriately popped into his mind.

How could he do that with a guy?

Kissing, lifting someone onto your lap and rocking them, etc.

She will cry, won't she?

Xue Ci so delicate.

*

The new glasses were too sensitive, and Xue Ci still felt sore all over after logging off.

Fortunately, despite being bitten for so long, there were no marks or redness on my body.

My head is still spinning.

Xue Ci it was because she had been playing games for too long, so she curled up in bed to rest.

I had just closed my eyes when my phone vibrated several times in a row.

They were all sent by "Crow".

Crow: [How are you feeling now?]

Crow: [Are you feeling unwell?]

Crow: [Is your skin red?]

Crow: [Have you had your water?]

The other party was unusually enthusiastic, Xue Ci was overwhelmed. However, she had too many messages to reply to, so she could only reply to the last one first: [I'm not thirsty.]

Crow: [You should still drink some; I just drank a lot of your water.]

Xue Ci's finger paused on the screen.

The heat rose onto my face.

What is this person saying...?

He stood there, stunned, unsure of what to say for a long time.

In the end, all I could do was reply with an "Oh".

His "oh" is usually a reply he uses when he doesn't want to continue the conversation.

As he expected, the other end did not reply.

Xue Ci put down her phone.

I had barely closed my eyes for half a minute when I was disturbed by the vibration again.

It was sent by "Crow" again.

I have a question for you, it's a bit personal, is that okay?

Should I start lying to him?

Xue Ci couldn't wait for him to quickly lie and get through the plot: [Okay, I'll tell you everything.]

The other end seemed to be still hesitating.

Xue Ci was so sleepy from waiting that she finally saw the screen, which had been off, light up again in a half-dreaming, half-awake state.

After unlocking.

The two messages in the dialog box almost made him think he was dreaming.

Is your body naturally very sensitive?

[Because you were drugged, I'm not entirely sure. You came three times when I was licking you just now.]

Author's Note:

Waaaaah, baby, waaaah! [heart emojis] I get bullied even in the game, waaaah!