Deng Chanyu's Crisis
His appearance was extremely rough and ugly, yet he was wearing children's clothes.
This combination is indeed somewhat unexpected.
When this short, stout guy arrived, he didn't order anything except a bowl of plain noodles.
The vegetarian noodles were simpler, so they were served first, before Deng Chanyu's dishes.
The short, stocky guy immediately buried his head and started slurping down his noodles.
The food was all over their faces and the table, looking greasy and extremely disgusting.
Upon seeing this person, Deng Chanyu couldn't help but purse her lips.
"It's truly bizarre that there could be such an ugly person in the world."
At this moment, Deng Chanyu thought of the incomparably wise Human Emperor once again.
That Human Emperor was incomparably famous and handsome.
This short, stout guy in front of me...
As the saying goes, comparing yourself to others will only make you miserable.
Just one glance was enough to make Deng Chanyu feel nauseous, and she quickly looked away, not daring to look again.
Before long, the waiter brought up the food Deng Chanyu had ordered.
The three plates were placed there neatly.
One of them was sliced braised beef.
The other one was also sliced pork head meat.
There was also a plate with a whole roasted chicken on it.
The waiter even brought two heads of garlic and placed them next to Deng Chanyu.
In addition, there was a flask of strong liquor.
Deng Chanyu's eyes lit up when she saw these treasures.
He's been rushing around these past few days and hasn't had a proper meal.
Now that these delicacies were served, she, who had been starving for days, devoured them.
He ate half a roast chicken, most of a plate of beef, and then drank half a pot of fine wine.
Deng Chanyu then felt extremely comfortable.
He couldn't help but let out a soft sigh of relief.
The feeling of fatigue subsided slightly.
However, at that moment, she suddenly sensed that someone was watching her.
He quickly turned his head around.
But it turned out to be that short, stout guy.
The short, stocky guy was slurping his noodles.
But his eyes were fixed on himself.
He looked extremely sleazy.
This infuriated Deng Chanyu.
This short, ugly man was not only extremely ugly in appearance, but also extremely despicable in his thoughts.
Enraged, she glared fiercely at the short, stocky man, then turned away, refusing to look at him again.
They then leisurely drank and ate meat.
However, not long afterward, she felt dizzy.
Deng Chanyu was immediately startled.
Why do I feel dizzy?
Deng Chanyu followed her father, Deng Jiugong, and became skilled in martial arts from a young age.
His martial arts skills can be described as extraordinary.
His Flying Stone Technique caused even many generals in the military camp considerable trouble.
Later, he also cultivated the Martial Dao tradition passed down by the Human Dao Saint.
She, Deng Chanyu, has already entered the Dao through martial arts; perhaps in the near future she will become a person of the Immortal Dao.
Why am I still feeling dizzy?
Realizing what was happening, she was immediately shocked.
"Could this little shop be a rip-off?"
"Is there poison in the food and drink?"
Deng Chanyu's face turned extremely pale.
Although she had already realized what was happening, Deng Chanyu still couldn't resist the insidious feeling.
Finally, it slumped limply onto the table and lay motionless.
Meanwhile, the extremely ugly, short, and stout man on the other side had also been poisoned and lay there motionless.
Only after confirming that the two were completely poisoned did the old man and the waiter come out from the back room.
Seeing the two people lying motionless on the ground, the two couldn't help but chuckle.
Looks like it's going to be another bumper harvest.
"We haven't had any business for many days now; after all, our reputation is ruined."
"I didn't expect two of them to come today, that's really great."
The arrival of two wealthy customers was clearly a great satisfaction for the two of them.
That short, stocky guy probably doesn't have much to offer.
However, the beautiful woman in the leather armor looked like she came from a wealthy family.
The leather armor alone, and the horse the woman was riding, could fetch a good price.
The waiter looked at Deng Chanyu, who was incredibly beautiful.
He quickly stepped forward and gently stroked Deng Chanyu's face.
The greed in his eyes was clearly uncontrollable.
Such beauties are extremely rare.
Under normal circumstances, he wouldn't even be able to touch it.
But given the current situation, we should enjoy ourselves to the fullest first.
This beauty is impeccable in terms of looks, figure, and temperament.
You should enjoy it and try something new, no matter what.
Perhaps this was the pinnacle of his life.
A foul mouth was about to kiss him.
At this crucial moment, the old man kicked the young man to the ground.
The young man was startled and quickly turned to look at the old man.
What are you doing?
The old man gave him a cold laugh.
"Stop your filthy thoughts. I've also taken a liking to this woman."
"Let me have my fun first, you go and get rid of that short, stout guy."
"Since that short, stout guy dares to stay at an inn, even if he's poor, he can probably still squeeze some money out of him."
The waiter was kicked to the ground by the old man, but he dared not speak out despite his anger.
I could only turn around and deal with that short, clumsy thing.
At this moment, the old man stepped forward, and looking at Deng Chanyu, a certain desire also appeared in his eyes.
In all his fifty or sixty years, he had never seen a young woman with such a striking appearance.
In fact, the old man could understand.
This young woman must be rich and powerful.
In some ways, drugging this woman was actually quite a dangerous thing.
If someone investigates in the future, it's very likely that the investigation will trace back to these two people.
But the problem is, this young lady is really quite striking in appearance.
Both her figure and appearance are extremely stunning.
That's when they both started to have evil intentions.
We have to try it at least once, no matter what.
Then, after eating everything clean, let the waiter have a taste too.
Thinking of this, he chuckled.
He stepped forward and laboriously lifted Deng Chanyu up, then prepared to go to the back room to enjoy her meal.
He's already halfway down the road.
Being able to enjoy such a beauty was already an immense blessing for him.
However, at that moment, they heard the waiter behind them make a strange noise.
"This is strange, something terrible has happened! Where did that lump go?"
"Could it be that the creature wasn't poisoned? Or did it just sneak away?"
If that damned guy really gets away, it will be an extremely huge danger to the two of them.
The old man was clearly taken aback.
"What are you standing there for? Go after them!"
"If that shorty runs off to the authorities, we're all going to be in deep trouble."
Upon hearing this, the young man hurriedly pulled out a kitchen knife to search for the person.
Just then, a strange voice suddenly came from over there.
"Are you two here to see me?"
His voice was hoarse and extremely unpleasant.
The old man, carrying Deng Chanyu, quickly turned around.
But they found that there was no one behind them at all.
This immediately made him break out in a cold sweat.
This is truly unbelievable.
The sound was clearly coming from behind him, so why couldn't he see anyone?
Could that short, stout guy be a ghost?
Where are you looking?
Laozi right in front of you!
Upon hearing this, the old man's face turned extremely pale, as if he had seen a ghost.
He turned around abruptly.
But there was no one in front of him.
Only then did the old man understand.
This short fellow is clearly not someone to be trifled with.
Perhaps they have practiced some kind of sorcery.
That short, stocky fellow was able to come to his shop to eat noodles at dusk.
It's clearly not a ghost.
These days, their unpredictable appearances and disappearances are probably due to some kind of sorcery.
In fact, this short, stocky fellow was none other than Tu Xingsun, who had come down from the mountain to wander around.
After he descended the mountain, he did not head west.
Instead, they wandered within the territory of the Yin Shang dynasty.
After all, it was his first time descending the mountain, and he had seen many strange and wonderful things within the territory of the Yin Shang Dynasty.
This was extremely unusual for him.
We traveled and enjoyed the scenery along the way before finally arriving here.
Little did I know that this shop was a rip-off.
Only then did Tu Xingsun have the idea of punishing them.
However, after teasing the two for a while, Tu Xingsun lost interest.
There's really no fun in making fun of these mortals.
He then kicked the old man in the leg.
With a crack, the old man's knee bent at a twisted angle.
The old man cried out in pain, clutched his knee, and rolled to the ground, writhing in agony.
His knee was broken by that damn bastard.