The Unfortunate Luohou Star Lord

Sun Wukong's momentum was immense and unstoppable. Fortunately, if Sun Wukong had just slammed his staff down on the spot where Luohou Star Lord had stopped, Luohou Star Lord's flying upwards with his hands clapping wouldn't have been as fast as the shockwave from the Jingu Bang hitting the ground. While Luohou Star Lord was still flying, the surging shockwave sent him flying, causing him to lose control and tumble several times before crashing headfirst into an ancient tree, embedding his entire head in it.

Luohou Star Lord was so dizzy from the impact that he realized he was stuck. He quickly used all four limbs and pulled hard, finally managing to free his head. However, the culprit behind all this, the fake Sun Wukong who was fighting Luohou Star Lord, was there holding his Jingu Bang, pointing at Luohou Star Lord and laughing so hard he couldn't stand up straight.

"You filthy monkey, you just wait!"

When Luohou Star Lord got up, he heard laughter. Looking over, he saw the fake Sun Wukong leaning against a tree, pointing at him and laughing wildly. He seemed unable to even stand and could only hold onto the tree. This scene made him so angry that he almost felt his lungs explode.

Although Luohou Star Lord is indeed in a sorry state now, covered in dust and tattered clothes, he no longer looks like an immortal and is even worse off than a beggar in the human world.

However, despite his appearance, he was not seriously injured, either physically or mentally, and his Law Power was not greatly depleted, as he had been almost entirely fleeing and dodging the attacks of the fake Sun Wukong.

Therefore, he is fully capable of fighting against this fake Sun Wukong in front of him.

Upon witnessing this infuriating scene before him, he picked up his sword and launched another attack on the artificial mountain, Sun Wukong.

However, assuming that Sun Wukong was so engrossed in mocking Luohou Star Lord that when he realized Luohou Star Lord was about to thrust his sword at him, it was almost too late.

Fortunately, Sun Wukong reacted extremely quickly, using his Jingu Bang to deflect the sword strike bestowed upon him by Luohou Star Lord. Ultimately, Luohou Star Lord's sword grazed Sun Wukong's left forehead, leaving a small scar.

Finally, taking advantage of the fact that the Luohou Star Lord, the fake Sun Wukong took his Jingu Bang, flipped it over from his waist, and, based on his own judgment, stabbed at Luohou Star Lord, who was flying behind him.

"Ah!"

All that was heard was Luohou Star Lord's scream, and the fake Sun Wukong realized that his staff had pierced Luohou Star Lord.

Ah~

Just as he was about to pull his Jingu Bang back, he heard Luohou Star Lord shout again, seemingly in great pain.

The fake Sun Wukong quickly looked behind him, and what he saw made him both laugh and cry.

It turns out that he had his back to Luo Hou just now. After the Star Lord suddenly thrust out that staff, one end of the Jingu Bang went directly into the Luohou Star Lord's anus. That's why I kindly shouted out for the first time.

However, when Sun Wukong shook his Jingu Bang to try to pull it back, Luohou Star Lord let out a series of extremely painful screams. Luohou Star Lord's second scream just now was caused by this.

"I never imagined that your disguise, you stinking monkey, would be so cunning, despicable, and shameless, resorting to such underhanded tactics against me despite your contempt."

After shouting, Luohou Star Lord gritted his teeth and spoke to Sun Wukong's true form.

What did you just say?

Sun Wukong pretended that he hadn't heard what Luohou Star Lord said clearly.

"I say your imposter is just as cunning, despicable, and treacherous as you!"

Luohou Star Lord suddenly stop shouting and yelling?

When Luohou Star Lord scolded Sun Wukong to this point, Sun Wukong gave his fake voice a wink, and the fake body instantly understood, giving Luo Hou Xingjun's Jingu Bang, which was still inside Luohou Star Lord's anus, a satisfying kick.

The pain that struck Luohou Star Lord nearly made him faint. Although he didn't faint, Luohou Star Lord was sweating profusely from the pain.

"Luohou Star Lord, what exactly do you want to say? Stop dawdling like that old lady at the village entrance."

The real Sun Wukong pretended to know nothing and spoke seriously to the Luohou Star Lord.

"I said you're despicable, shameless, and treacherous!"

Luohou Star Lord was Qi Ingestion and cursed at Sun Wukong's true form again. However, before he could finish his curse, Sun Wukong's true form gave his fake form a wink. Jia Sheng grabbed the Jingu Bang, shook it twice, and then kicked Luohou Star Lord in the buttocks, forcefully pulling the Jingu Bang out of Luohou Star Lord's anus.

Only Luo Luohou Star Lord could probably understand the pain he felt. He cried out in pain, then rolled his eyes and collapsed to the side.

Then, Luohou Star Lord was lifted up by the fake Sun Wukong he was facing, using the end of his Jingu Bang that had just been stuck into his anus. He carried it on his back and headed towards the nearest river.

The fake Sun Wukong had two purposes: first, to clean his own Jingu Bang, and second, to keep an eye on the Luohou Star Lord to prevent him from causing any further trouble.

"With eyes that can see Qianliyan Shunfeng'er, what is the situation of the battle at Flower-Fruit Mountain right now?"

"Did you fight that stinky monkey? Who went first on our side?"

At this moment, the Jade Emperor sat in the Hall of Numinous Treasure and asked the Qianliyan and Shunfeng'er, who were observing the battle on Flower-Fruit Mountain.

"Reporting to the Jade Emperor, our war against that stinky monkey in the Water Curtain Cave of Flower-Fruit Mountain has begun."

After hearing the Jade Emperor's question, the Qianliyan turned around, cupped its hands, and answered.

"Quickly, tell me what the situation is like there?"

"Who went first? Did they manage to take down that stinky monkey?"

Upon hearing the answer, the Jade Emperor impatiently asked another question and summoned them directly into the Hall of Numinous Treasure.

"Reporting to the Jade Emperor, the first to challenge us were the Nine Luminaries Star Lords. When they challenged us, Sun Wukong initially argued with them. However, when the Nine Luminaries Star Lords threatened to raze Sun Wukong's Flower-Fruit Mountain to the ground and kill all his Monkey Clan brethren, Sun Wukong became enraged and charged out with his Jingu Bang."

"When Sun Wukong, wearing the leather coat he borrowed from the Dragon King of the East Sea, leaped out of the Water Curtain Cave on his Somersault Cloud, pointing his Jingu Bang, before Sun Wukong could even speak, the Nine Luminaries Star Lords began to mock and insult him again."