An Ending with a Smell

"I won't lose my life, and his palm is only a foot in diameter, while my somersault covers 108,000 li. How could he possibly beat me? So I'll do as he says and bet with him."

After hearing what the Buddha Tathagata said, Sun Wukong began to carefully consider it in his heart. After a fierce internal struggle, he finally made up his mind to gamble with the Buddha according to the rules and stakes set by the Buddha Tathagata.

"Alright, I'll do as you say. I agree to your terms. Let's begin."

After thinking it over, Sun Wukong made a decision and Buddha Tathagata to let him have a duel.

"Alright, just use your Somersault Cloud to escape in one direction. I'll reach out and grab you, and see if you can escape my grasp."

The Buddha Tathagata announced that the contest had begun.

"Old Sun, am off!"

After shouting this, Sun Wukong shrank the Jingu Bang in the blink of an eye and put it into his ear. He then summoned his Somersault Cloud and flew westward.

The Somersault Cloud was incredibly fast; in the blink of an eye, it had already left the Heavenly Court and flown out of the Western Heavenly Gate. At this moment, Sun Wukong turned his head to see if the Buddha Tathagata's palm was following.

However, when he turned around, the Buddha Tathagata did not disappoint him. One of the Buddha Tathagata's palms was approaching him at great speed. If Sun Wukong had been any slower, he would have been caught in the Buddha's palm.

"You think you can catch up with me, Old Sun, with that kind of speed? Dream on!"

Sun Wukong looked at the speed of the Buddha Tathagata's palm that was coming towards him, and laughed contemptuously. He thought to himself, then changed his hand Law Seals and activated his Somersault Cloud. The speed of the Somersault Cloud suddenly increased, and it directly left the Buddha Tathagata's palm behind.

"Don't think I have that kind of power, you ugly monkey."

The Buddha Tathagata said something in his heart, and then his hand suddenly sped up, keeping up with the speed of the Somersault Cloud. If he had a little more time, he could have caught Sun Wukong in his palm.

"Not bad, you can actually keep up with the speed of my Somersault Cloud, but it's useless. I'll show you what real speed is."

Sun Wukong saw the Buddha Tathagata's palm suddenly closing in, smiled contemptuously, and thought to himself.

Goodbye!

After Sun Wukong uttered these words, the hand Law Seals in his hands kept changing, and the speed of the Golden Dipper Cloud gradually increased with the changes in Wukong's hand seals. When the Law Seals in Sun Wukong's hands settled down, the speed of the Golden Dipper Cloud suddenly increased by a large margin.

In the blink of an eye, the Somersault Cloud, with such speed, directly flung away the Buddha Tathagata's palm, making it disappear from sight.

Fearing this might be too risky, Sun Wukong dared not slow down at all. He continued flying westward at this speed. After flying for about half an hour, Sun Wukong saw five flesh-colored Zhuzi reaching to the Tongtian, supporting a stream of pure energy.

"This is probably the end of the heavens. I have won, and my battle with the Buddha Tathagata is over. It's Tathagata to go back and tell him to leave the Heavenly Court. I'll tear that place down one more time."

Upon seeing the five Tongtian, flesh-colored Zhuzi, Sun Wukong thought to himself, but just as he turned around and summoned his Somersault Cloud, intending to fly towards the Heavenly Court, he feared that he would not have any proof of his victory, so he decided to leave some marks here.

Then he plucked a monkey hair, blew on it, and it turned into a writing brush. On one of the fleshy Zhuzi, he wrote, "Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong was here."

After writing this sentence, Sun Wukong lay down under a fleshy Zhuzi, took off his clothes, and relieved himself. At first, Sun Wukong frowned, then felt relaxed, as if his whole body was clear and refreshed.

"Damn it, how disgusting is this stinky monkey?"

"I thought he was just going to write a few words on my hand, but I never expected that after he finished writing, he would actually poop on my hand when I wasn't looking."

At this moment, the Buddha Tathagata saw the scene in the center of his palm and couldn't help but curse in his heart.

Indeed, the five Tongtian, flesh-colored Zhuzi that Sun Wukong saw were the fingers of the Buddha Tathagata. In fact, he had already lost the moment he completely shook off the Buddha Tathagata's hand.

However, the Buddha Tathagata was at a loss as to what to do when faced with this scene in his palm.

Sun Wukong had already packed everything up, mounted his Somersault Cloud, and was rushing towards the Heavenly Court at top speed. He couldn't wait to tell the Buddha Tathagata the news of his victory, then ask him to leave the Heavenly Court so he could wreak havoc and teach the Heavenly Court Jade Emperor a lesson, letting Jade Emperor know that he was not someone to be trifled with.

"Buddha Tathagata, I won the duel just now. According to our agreement, you should now leave this Heavenly Court."

When Sun Wukong arrived here on his Somersault Cloud, he immediately found the Buddha Tathagata, raised his head, closed his eyes, puffed out his chest, put his hands on his hips, and spoke to the Buddha Tathagata with an arrogant expression.

"You disgusting, stinking monkey, you have no shame."

Later, after hearing Sun Wukong's words, Buddha slapped Sun Wukong hard on the head. Since he didn't use his Law Power, the slap wouldn't have caused any harm to Sun Wukong, but it was extremely insulting.

"What do you want, you bald monk?"

Why did you suddenly hit me?

What did I do to you?

Sun Wukong was suddenly struck by the Buddha Tathagata. Although he didn't understand why the Buddha Tathagata so angry, Sun Wukong was furious. He immediately pulled out his Jingu Bang and fiercely confronted the Buddha Tathagata, as if he would fight the Buddha Tathagata to the death if the Buddha Tathagata didn't give him an explanation.

"What do I want to do? Why did I hit you? What did you do to me?"

"Don't you have any self-awareness about the dirty things you've done?"

Upon hearing Sun Wukong's words, Buddha Tathagata was immediately enraged. He suppressed his anger, stared intently at Sun Wukong, and gritted his teeth as he spoke to Sun Wukong.

"Buddhists are supposed to be Pingxin and composed, and they usually remain calm in the face of adversity. The Buddha Tathagata is known as the patriarch of all monks, so his composure should be the best among all monks. What did I do to provoke him into this state?"

Seeing the Buddha Tathagata's expression, Sun Wukong was now puzzled.