He Shat His Pants
Just as expected!
Not long after, Zhu Bajie started fighting the Yellow Wind Monster. However, Zhu Bajie was really too weak. Watching him fight the Yellow Wind Monster was just too much to bear!
Before long, Zhu Bajie was defeated.
The Yellow Wind Monster didn't even use Obsidian.
The Yellow Wind Monster stood at the cave entrance, one hand gripping Zhu Bajie's ear, causing Zhu Bajie to squeal in pain.
"Let your pig grandpa go right now!"
Yellow Wind Monster chuckled, seemingly treating Zhu Bajie as a plaything, and casually plucked a few white hairs from the top of his head.
"I must say, you pig demon, you really are something else! You think you can fight me? Do you even know what kind of strength the Yellow Wind King possesses? He's utterly pathetic!"
Zhu Bajie was immediately displeased. "You can question my abilities, but you absolutely cannot insult my character!"
Yellow Wind Monster waved his hand, then took several steps back, followed by clapping his hands.
Soon after, a group of lesser demons surrounded Zhu Bajie.
"Someone like you isn't enough to warrant my attention. Let my little demon from the cave have some fun with you!"
After the Yellow Wind Monster finished speaking, Zhu Bajie's expression changed drastically, and he immediately started having stomach problems.
"Oh dear! Looks like I've been eating too much variety these past few days. I'm getting a bit of an upset Old Zhu. Let me clean up my stomach first, then we'll continue."
After saying this, Zhu Bajie prepared to run away.
However, the Yellow Wind Monster clearly felt that this pig demon was just arguing with him, so he simply waved his hand!
In just a few seconds, these pig demons surrounded Zhu Bajie in the middle, Zhu Bajie kept clenching his buttocks.
His expression was extremely unpleasant; he was even pale.
This proves the saying true: you can travel a thousand miles while holding your pee, but you can't delay pooping!
"Damn it, Yellow Wind King, please give me a chance! I really can't hold it in any longer, I'm about to burst!"
Yellow Wind Monster burst into laughter.
"Go ahead and do Laozi, I have plenty of space here. Today I'm going to teach you a lesson for your cowardly habit of giving up without a fight! Who do you think you are? If you've got the guts, then take your pants off and do it."
This is Zhu Bajie, a seemingly rough-looking Black Pig Spirit, but his belly is really disappointing.
However, you can't really blame Zhu Bajie. He usually eats at least seven or eight bowls of rice a day, but ever since he followed Tang Monk, he's really had a hard time.
Suddenly, a phrase came to mind that really resonated with the moment.
Following Tang Monk Sanzang meant going hungry nine times in three days, occasionally getting a small meal, and then suffering from diarrhea!
"No, no, Yellow Wind Monster! Can't you trust me, Old Zhu? Can't people trust each other at all? I really can't hold it in anymore, I really can't hold it in anymore!"
After Zhu Bajie shouted these words, the little monsters immediately rushed towards him.
"Brothers, forget everything else, kill this Black Pig Spirit!"
Zhu Bajie finally couldn't hold back any longer.
"Since you insist on doing this, then I, Old Zhu, can only apologize."
After saying this, Zhu Bajie immediately assumed a horse stance, which startled the little monsters opposite him.
After all, the actions of this Black Pig Spirit were really a bit strange.
Even the Yellow Wind Monster behind him chuckled, crossing his arms as if watching a show.
"What's wrong? You're not pretending anymore? You were so impressive just now."
However, right after Yellow Wind Monster said those words, he suddenly frowned, his expression becoming extremely ugly.
However, after glancing around, he realized that not only he, but also all the little fairies around him were covering their noses.
His expression was extremely unpleasant! He even seemed to be begging for mercy.
The Yellow Wind Monster finally couldn't hold back any longer. He covered his nose and pointed at Zhu Bajie.
"What the hell did you do? Why is everything filled with poison gas?"
Zhu Bajie touched his head somewhat honestly.
"I Old Zhu told you, I have diarrhea. I wanted to relieve myself, but you wouldn't let me, so I ended up pooping in my pants."
Zhu Bajie said this with a completely embarrassed expression.
Although the two sides are currently at war, if word gets out that what I did, it will truly damage Marshal Tianpeng's reputation!
I can't really turn into a stinking wild boar, can I?
The Yellow Wind King on the other side grew angrier the more he thought about it, and then pointed his finger at Zhu Bajie's nose and started cursing loudly.
"You fat pig! How dare you defecate in front of my Yellow Wind Cave? This is a challenge to Laozi authority! Men, get him!"
These little demons circled around Zhu Bajie, running around in circles, but Zhu Bajie felt increasingly aggrieved.
Because I was feeling quite uncomfortable in my rear, I was hesitant and timid when fighting, always afraid of accidentally throwing up my excrement.
On the other side, Sun Wukong and Ao Lie sat facing each other, looking at each other with completely bewildered expressions.
After a long while, Ao Lie finally spoke softly and asked.
"Eldest brother, what's going on with second brother? When are we finally going to lure out the Yellow Wind Monster?"
Sun Wukong felt utterly speechless and looked up at Ao Lie.
"I'm not entirely sure either, and I don't know what that idiot is doing. Why don't you go with your senior brother and take a look? He can drag that Yellow Wind King away then."
"Relying on this idiot, I doubt we can rescue Master!"
The White Dragon Horse also thought Sun Wukong's words made sense, and quickly nodded.
"Senior Brother, I think your plan is reliable. Let's hurry up and leave. It wouldn't be worth it if we failed to save Master and ended up losing Second Senior Brother as well."
After discussing it for a moment, the two brothers stood up and hurried towards Yellow Wind Cave.
Not long after, Sun Wukong witnessed this scene.
Zhu Bajie was all alone, dominating the group, but to Sun Wukong, these little monsters didn't have any special skills at all!
Why was Zhu Bajie still having such a hard time fighting?
Sun Wukong couldn't stand it any longer, so he raised his Jingu Bang and swung it down hard!
The little demons screamed in agony, and several died in an instant. The Yellow Wind Monster also subconsciously looked up at Sun Wukong.
However, his expression was extremely angry, and he pointed a finger at Sun Wukong's nose.
"You stinking monkey, how dare you ruin Laozi good time!"
Yellow Wind Monster shouted these words viciously, while Sun Wukong on the other side shook his head indifferently.
However, he ignored the guy and ran step by step towards Zhu Bajie.
"You idiot! Are you so enlightened that you've become a Buddhist so quickly? Why don't you kill the demons?"