Reaching an Agreement

To be honest, Yin Yunze never expected that she would go home to reunite with her parents and spend the New Year.

Suddenly, with a snap, a mission to save the world was smeared all over her face.

Before completing this task, shouldn't there be some prerequisite tasks to get through it?

"Mother, if you insist on understanding it this way, it's not entirely unacceptable—"

Looking at Yin Yunze, Qingqiu Yiyi's face showed a subtle expression, as if she wanted to laugh but dared not. She said softly, "Of course, to be precise, it hasn't reached the point of saving both worlds yet. What we actually need to do is find out the distribution of those tentacles in both worlds, and then cut them off from both worlds—"

"So, how do you know all this so clearly?" Looking at Qingqiu Yiyi, Yin Yunze asked softly, "And how can I believe that everything you've said is true?"

"I, Qingqiu Yiyi, swear in the name of the God of Pleasure, with Heaven and Earth as my witness, if my words are false, may I be condemned to eternal damnation!"

No matter when, swearing an oath to heaven and earth is the best guarantee for the gods.

After swearing that what she said was true, Qingqiu Yiyi looked at Yin Yunze and gave a bitter smile, "Yiyi knows that Mother is still wary of me. Yiyi can only say Yiyi, as the first deity to appear in the age of no gods—"

Yiyi was born with innate knowledge, naturally knowing things Yiyi didn't want to know. From the moment of her birth, Yiyi knew her mission and related information—"

At this point, Qingqiu Yiyi's expression turned solemn, and she said earnestly, "And Yiyi's mission is to expel every single otherworldly god from here!"

Hearing Qingqiu Yiyi's words, Yin Yunze was momentarily unsure whether she was joking or serious.

However, since what Qingqiu Yiyi said was true, Yin Yunze would naturally not experience that situation.

Spiritual Qi is reviving, mythology is returning.

For some, this is undoubtedly a great thing. But for most, it is a complete disaster.

Thinking about it this way, Yin Yunze suddenly realized that this was actually quite interesting.

The reason why it's often middle school students who save the world is because they are at the age where they are most immature and have the most idealized view of the world.

If you're an adult, you might want to push the world to its doom!

After using adult malice to create a dark moment, Yin Yunze returned to normal.

After all, Yin Yunze had just witnessed firsthand how miserable people's lives could be after a disaster.

Whether as a god or as a human, Yin Yunze naturally hopes for peace.

His gaze fell on Qingqiu Yiyi, Yin Yunze asked seriously, "So, what do you need me to do next?"

"The most important thing now is to go home and have dinner! Even if there's work to do, let's wait until after the New Year!"

What Yin Yunze didn't expect was that Qingqiu Yiyi would suddenly make a big change.

The previous sentence was "Saving the world is our duty," and the next sentence is "Go home for dinner and have a peaceful New Year?"

Seeing Yin Yunze remain silent, Qingqiu Yiyi carefully said, "Mother, there's really no rush these next few days! You must have noticed that every step you take now takes years!"

Even in the worst-case scenario, the most pessimistic one, it would still take several years in the real world! Besides, Mother, you're actually among the fastest-growing groups in terms of development speed—"

"Please don't call me tentacles, it feels a bit strange."

Although he has come to understand his own position, Yin Yunze still feels as if he has become a tentacle monster whenever he hears the word "tentacle."

"Then, shall I call you the key? The key to open the portal between two worlds?" Hearing Yin Yunze's words, Qingqiu Yiyi hesitated before saying, "The key to the door? Mother, what do you think of that?"

"Never mind, whatever!"

Glancing sideways at Qingqiu Yiyi, Yin Yunze had a feeling that she was playing on the theme of the mythology of the K-type, but he had no proof.

Moreover, it seems pointless to nitpick about the terminology.

With a change of heart, Yin Yunze split into a divine body and a mortal body once again.

Although Yin Yunze can maintain the state of fusion indefinitely, that world does indeed need someone to watch over it.

Especially after learning that there were others like him, Yin Yunze had to be even more wary.

After all, when fellow villagers meet, they might stab each other in the back!

After confirming that Qingqiu Yiyi meant no harm, Yin Yunze sent his divine body back to that world.

"You stinky old man!"

Seeing the divine body return to that world, Qingqiu Yiyi immediately changed her expression. "Yiyi is going to tell Grandpa that that stinky old man bullied Yiyi!"

"I'm warning you." Looking at Qingqiu Yiyi, Yin Yunze warned in a deep voice, "If you dare to lay a hand on my parents again, I will definitely not let you off!"

"Does Yiyi know?"

Seeing that Yin Yunze was truly angry, Qingqiu Yiyi immediately softened. "Yiyi didn't do anything excessive to Grandpa and Grandma!"

It's just a slight adjustment to their perception of us! Do you, Dad, enjoy putting on airs in front of Grandpa and Grandma?

In response, Yin Yunze had to admit that it was indeed more comfortable to maintain the appearance of Nine-Tailed Fox girl.

"Okay, but this won't happen again."

After reaching a temporary cooperation agreement, Yin Yunze cast an Illusion Technique spell on himself to conceal his presence, enveloped in lightning, and returned to the second floor of his house.

After going down from the second floor to the first-floor cafeteria, Yin Yunze acted as if nothing had happened and sat down to eat.

A short while later, Qingqiu Yiyi also gracefully walked down from upstairs. Then, quite naturally, she began to eat her meal next to Yin Yunze.

Seeing this, Mrs. Yin smiled and nodded, saying, "Yes, you two should be closer!"

Mr. Yin looked at Yin Yunze and said seriously, "Aze, as your father, you mustn't bully Yiyi in the future! Yiyi, if she bullies you, just tell Grandpa, and Grandpa will teach her a lesson for you!"

Hearing what the two elders said, Yin Yunze couldn't help but feel a little depressed, and began to eat heartily.

Upon hearing this, Qingqiu Yiyi smiled and nodded, replying, "Yes, thank you, Grandpa and Grandma! Actually, Dad loves Yiyi quite a bit too—"

Compared to Yin Yunze, who only focused on eating, Qingqiu Yiyi was much more talkative. Throughout the meal, Qingqiu Yiyi used various words to amuse Yin's parents.

Instead, Yin Yunze, who had nothing to say, seemed like an outsider.

After a quick lunch, Yin Yunze returned to his room and lay down on his bed.

But a short while later, Qingqiu Yiyi also came in.

Without saying a word, Qingqiu Yiyi also lay down on the bed without any hesitation, and even grabbed Yin Yunze's tail and started playing with it.

He snatched the tail from Qingqiu Yiyi's hand and said Yin Yunze, "What are you doing?"

Seeing this, Qingqiu Yiyi persisted, reaching out to grab it again. "You stinky old man, what's wrong with letting Yiyi play with it for a bit!"

"You have your own too! Go play your own game!"

Seeing this, Yin Yunze did not indulge Qingqiu Yiyi.

As he swatted away Qingqiu Yiyi's restless paws, Yin Yunze also flicked her forehead hard.

With a loud snap, a slap imbued with the Power of Lightning Suppress Evil spirits and thunder landed on Qingqiu Yiyi's forehead.

"Ouch!"

With a scream, Qingqiu Yiyi rolled around on the bed in agony.

After things calmed down a bit, Qingqiu Yiyi took out a mirror and looked at herself, then complained, "You stinky old man, you flicked Yiyi forehead and it's all red!"

"Serves you right!"

Yin Yunze simply pursed his lips, not finding anything amiss at all.

"That stinky old man is really annoying!"

Looking at Yin Yunze, Qingqiu Yiyi immediately puffed up her cheeks.

However, at that moment, a bell rang from Qingqiu Yiyi's body.

"Oh no, it's time!"

Forget about arguing with Yin Yunze, Qingqiu Yiyi took out a phone and skillfully operated it.

Facing the camera, Qingqiu Yiyi smiled and said softly, "Good afternoon, everyone. This is the live stream of Qingqiu Yiyi, the God of Pleasure ----"

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Hearing the commotion Qingqiu Yiyi had made, Yin Yunze couldn't help but ask a question.

"Yiyi is live streaming!"

Rolling her eyes at Yin Yunze, Qingqiu Yiyi said irritably, "I can't just take my grandparents' money! My heartless, stinking father abandoned Yiyi and ran away, so Yiyi have no choice but to rely on live streaming to earn a living!"

"You still need to make money through live streaming?"

Yin Yunze was speechless, wondering if Qingqiu Yiyi was deliberately mocking her.

No matter what, Qingqiu Yiyi is a deity; making money shouldn't be difficult for her.

Qingqiu Yiyi rolled her eyes at Yin Yunze again and said helplessly, "You old geezer, you have to make money through legal channels, let alone me, a local god! Although the boss hasn't woken up yet, his restraining power is still there! If we just mess around, I don't want to step in dog poop tomorrow!"

Upon hearing this, Yin Yunze subconsciously glanced at Qingqiu Yiyi's feet, just like Yin Yunze, who had been fond of running around barefoot ever since he learned to keep his feet clean.

Qingqiu Yiyi also inherited this habit and doesn't wear shoes.

Stepping barefoot in dog poop, even if you don't actually get it on your feet, is still disgusting enough to make you feel nauseous for a while.

While it's unlikely under normal circumstances, it's hard to say if it's due to sanctions imposed by global restraining forces.

Even if you don't step in dog poop, a clump of bird poop falling from the sky is disgusting enough.

Thinking about it this way, Yin Yunze suddenly realized that the Great Perfect Halo Aspect was truly a divine skill!

"Oh, you're asking me who I'm talking to?"

Just as he was thinking this, Yin Yunze suddenly saw Qingqiu Yiyi point her phone camera at him without warning. "Hey, this is Yiyi's stinky old man! Hey, stinky old man, say hello to Yiyi's followers!"

Yin Yunze rolled his eyes at this, too lazy to say anything more, and hooked his right index finger, conjuring a wisp of electricity.

"Fine, don't tell me then! You're such a stingy person!"

In response, Qingqiu Yiyi knew when to stop, hurriedly protecting her phone and then turning the camera back to herself to begin the live stream.

Then, Yin Yunze saw Qingqiu Yiyi's various amazing skills.

For example, but not limited to, swallowing swords, breaking rocks with one's chest, and eating red-hot charcoal.

Yin Yunze was dumbfounded.

Good heavens, so this is the kind of God of Pleasure you are!

You might as well say you're the god of magic!

However, Yin Yunze also noticed it.

As Qingqiu Yiyi streamed, wisps of Power of Incense Offerings gathered around her.

Yin Yunze then realized that Qingqiu Yiyi's live stream was less about making money and more about collecting Incense of Faith from believers.

However, compared to Yin Yunze, Qingqiu Yiyi's collection of incense offerings was truly arduous.

After all, compared to those who play tricks, Qingqiu Yiyi is the real deal.

It's just like that saying: someone who clearly knows magic pretends to be performing magic tricks.

Silently watching Qingqiu Yiyi's various fancy moves, Yin Yunze suddenly thought of something.

"By the way, if I give my parents the money I earned in that world, will there be any problems?"

Upon hearing Yin Yunze's question, Qingqiu Yiyi immediately paused her live stream and turned to say, "As long as it doesn't involve supernatural powers, a simple transfer of matter doesn't actually have a significant impact."

Her gaze fell on Yin Yunze, Qingqiu Yiyi said very seriously, "You old man, you have to believe me! Giving money to Grandpa and Grandma is fine. But if you do anything to them, they'll be considered intruders!"

"Is that so----"

Upon hearing this, Yin Yunze suddenly thought, "What if I took them all to that—"

At this point, Yin Yunze himself couldn't continue and got stuck.

Because Yin Yunze also remembered that her Great Gate of Incense was stuck at the stage of bringing people from this world into that world.

"You old bastard, give up!"

Looking at Yin Yunze, Qingqiu Yiyi shook her head and said, "The reason you were able to develop peacefully in that world without any problems is because you were chosen by that world! In more fantastical terms, it means that you, as an individual, are a being that has been certified by the Heavenly Dao—"

"Even more orthodox than most beings in that world! But Grandpa and Grandma are different; if they entered that world, they would only be judged as extraterrestrial demons—in fact, Yiyi is the same—"

"As a deity in the real world, if Yiyi enters that world, she will be judged as an invasion by extraterrestrial demons—at that time, a group of powerful figures will hunt Yiyi down! Therefore, Yiyi needs your help, Father, to help Yiyi eradicate the roots of those tentacles in that world!"

"Why----"

Hearing Qingqiu Yiyi say that, Yin Yunze couldn't help but sigh.

"Aze, you're back!"

Just then, the room door was opened from the outside.

A woman in her twenties walked in; she was Yin Yunze's older sister.

"Uncle!"

Beside the woman, a little girl of about five or six years old entered; she was Yin Yunze's niece.

After my little niece called out to Yin Yunze, she wasn't afraid at all and pounced on Yin Yunze tail, rolling around on it.

"Sister----"

After calling out, Yin Yunze turned his gaze to Qingqiu Yiyi.

"You even insulted my sister—"

"No, didn't Yiyi say that Yiyi only placed a layer of cognitive correction on you and me?"

Faced with Yin Yunze's questioning gaze, Qingqiu Yiyi quickly said, "After everyone sees us, no matter what we say or do, their perception of us will automatically adjust to the point that everything that happens to us is normal—"

Hearing Qingqiu Yiyi say that, Yin Yunze asked with relief, "Even if we are two Nine-Tailed Fox now?"