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Chapter 327

Before One Wave Subsided, Another Rose

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Prescribing medication is naturally not a problem.

The problem is that the medicines prescribed by these mortal doctors are not the elixirs for cultivators.

It's simply impossible to cure the disease instantly with medicine.

Based on their past experience, it takes at least ten days for an ordinary person to recover after taking the medicine.

However, the situation of cultivators is quite different from that of ordinary people.

Will the medication be effective? How long will it take to recover?

These questions left the dozen or so old men looking at each other, none of them able to provide an answer.

Fortunately, although Xuanxuanzi was a powerful cultivator, he also had some knowledge of medicine in the mortal world.

However, compared to curing his many disciples, what he urgently hoped for at this moment was to alleviate their symptoms; otherwise, he really couldn't stay in the Clear Wind Pavilion any longer.

The numerous renowned physicians were overjoyed at Xuanxuanzi's request.

When it comes to difficult and complex diseases, each of these individuals has their own area of expertise.

Everyone has their own strengths and weaknesses.

But when it comes to temporarily stopping diarrhea, each of them can come up with a dozen or twenty folk remedies, and they're the kind that cure the ailment instantly.

Xuanxuanzi was also worried that these doctors' methods might not be effective for cultivators.

So he summoned over a hundred disciples to test the folk remedies of those doctors in turn.

Since it's a mortal prescription, even if it doesn't cure a cultivator, it won't have any effect.

For a time, the main hall of the Clear Wind Pavilion was bustling with activity.

Many ordinary doctors displayed their Divine Ability here, but this caused great suffering to the disciples who were testing the medicines.

Look at what these miracle doctors are using.

Tea leaves, garlic, brown sugar, eggs, glutinous rice.

Are all of these medicine?

Are you sure these things can be used to treat diarrhea?

Some went even further, using the excrement of centipedes, scorpions, poisonous snakes, and dung beetles.

They are esteemed immortal masters, how could they eat such disgusting things?

But Xuanxuanzi stood not far away, watching everyone.

These disciples could only grit their teeth and swallow all sorts of bizarre things.

Even more outrageous is that one of the doctors had been a veterinarian in his youth.

They even used folk remedies for treating diarrhea in chickens, ducks, geese, dogs, and pigs.

The disciples he used as test subjects refused to comply no matter what.

Even Xuanxuanzi couldn't stand it anymore.

But when the doctor said that he also used these folk remedies on people and that they were quite effective,

Xuanxuanzi directly ordered those disciples not to refuse.

And you know what? It really worked fast for the disciples who took the folk remedy prescribed by this doctor.

They soon felt the pain in their abdomen lessen considerably.

As they responded, the other disciples also gave effective responses in succession.

However, it is effective as it may be.

The abdominal pain lessened considerably, but it did not meet Xuanxuanzi's requirement of stopping the diarrhea in a short time.

After discussion, the dozen or so doctors came to a conclusion that was both unexpected and yet perfectly reasonable.

That means the dosage is insufficient!

That's right, they were using the standard dosage for ordinary people.

But now that the patient has become a celestial master, the dosage for an ordinary person is naturally insufficient.

What should we do?

Increase the dosage. If one person's dose isn't enough, increase it to ten people's dose; if ten people's dose isn't enough, increase it to a hundred people's dose.

Anyway, these immortal masters all seem to have diarrhea; I've never heard of anyone dying from taking antidiarrheal medication.

Moreover, the immortal masters are all of noble bearing and indestructible, so slightly increasing the dosage certainly won't have any effect.

With this idea in mind, all the test subjects in the hall suffered the consequences.

They were all on the verge of tears when faced with a hundred times the dosage prescribed by an ordinary doctor.

They take more medicine than they eat, a fact clearly demonstrated in their behavior.

Those cultivators who take conventional prescriptions are better off; it's just a matter of time.

Even a hundred times the dosage wouldn't be a problem; it would be completely consumed in no time.

It was just a pity for the dozen or so monks who had been assigned to the job.

Previously, it was just a dose of medicine, even though everyone knew it was for livestock, but it was still required by the sect leader.

Just bear with it and it will pass.

But how can they tolerate a hundred times the dosage now?

With each bite, these men felt an urge to curse.

But when they looked up, they were met with the sect leader's stern gaze. These people could only swallow their pride and devour the antidiarrheal medicine meant for the livestock.

Even more terrifying, as they ate, they suddenly discovered that the medicine they were using to treat livestock diarrhea wasn't so hard to swallow after all!

Yi Xuan naturally noticed this situation as well.

"Liang Shi, their method is a bit silly, but it does seem to work!"

However, Liang Shi on the space carrier laughed and said, "Don't worry, Master, if this Virus Bomb were so easily neutralized, what kind of bomb would it be? The real show is just beginning!"

In fact, the so-called Virus Bomb was just a Body Integration of viruses created by Liang Shi, which could cause dozens of symptoms, including diarrhea, fever, cough, and runny nose.

This viral Body Integration from traditional viruses in only two ways.

Firstly, it is controllable. Liang Shi can activate the virus at any time through control, allowing the virus to affect the implanted organism.

Another characteristic is the same as that of Biochemical Mosquito: so-called Spiritual Qi Compatibility!

This is also the most important reason why viral Body Integration can affect cultivators.

Liang Shi implanted this viral Body Integration into the bodies of Biochemical Mosquito.

Biochemical Mosquito carrying viral Body Integration passed through the protective array of the Clear Wind Pavilion and entered its territory.

It was the height of summer, Clear Wind Pavilion was built against the mountain. With trees growing everywhere around the mountain gate, the presence of mosquitoes was perfectly normal.

However, as cultivators, their residences would inevitably have formations to repel mosquitoes, so ordinary mosquitoes would not even come near.

However, the Biochemical Mosquito controlled by Liang Shi were not within this range, and naturally entered the residences of these cultivators with great ease.

Through a series of fortuitous opportunity, the virus entered the cultivators' bodies via their esophagus and implanted itself.

This is also one of the disadvantages of Biochemical Mosquito, since in terms of physical strength, Biochemical Mosquito are still just ordinary mosquitoes.

Their mouthparts are too weak to pierce the skin of cultivators, so this is the only way to use a relatively low-end implantation method.

Fortunately, low-end methods can sometimes be quite effective.

With the assistance and control of No. 01, these mosquitoes flew with remarkable precision into the bodies of the cultivators, who remained completely unaware.

Soon, the pale faces of the cultivators who had taken the enormous dose of medicine returned to a rosy hue, and the pain in their abdomens finally disappeared.

"Sect Leader! I'm all better!"

"Yes, Sect Leader, I'm better too, cough cough!"

"Me too, Ah Qiu! Why are you feeling a bit cold?"

After the diarrhea problem was resolved, other health issues began to appear among the Clear Wind Pavilion disciples.

At the same time, other disciples of the Clear Wind Pavilion experienced the same situation.

Some people are lucky and only experience one or two symptoms, while others are unlucky and experience more than a dozen symptoms at the same time.

Faced with this situation, Xuanxuanzi's expression became even more unpleasant.

Just as he was about to give orders to the doctors to find a solution, he suddenly felt a discomfort in his throat.

"Cough cough!"

The two coughs instantly drew everyone's attention in the entire hall.

"Even the sect leader has fallen victim?"

At that moment, the same thought crossed the minds of all the disciples in the main hall.

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