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... Just give me a kick, don't scream like you're about to... do something, okay?

The due date is getting closer and closer, but Reynold still goes to work on time, carrying his wobbly belly. It makes me frown repeatedly. Although I can sense that both the baby and Reynold are in stable condition... that doesn't mean it's not hard! Besides, every time I see Reynold struggling to walk, his face flushed, sweating profusely, and panting heavily, I... I...

... I really want to fuck him.

Thanks to the Will of Nature, thanks to the power bestowed upon me by the wilderness. Anyway, as a qualified druid, I have countless Natural Transformation Spell to accomplish this task. Whether it's turning into a male animal or temporarily changing the sex of my external genitalia, it's all a piece of cake.

Our Transformation Spell is completely different from that of the sorcerer, which can only be used for show. The last time I went to the Ciprins' house, I saw him and Mephistopheles transforming into two girls trying on dresses. But unfortunately, no matter how lifelike they were, when it was time to go to the toilet, they could only go into the men's room.

The news of the Magic Council Speaker's pregnancy has been unexpectedly welcomed by the public, causing his approval rating to skyrocket. Many have even petitioned for him to become the next Prime Minister. Now, netizens are calling him "My Darling Little Princess Speaker"... Honestly, I've never even called Reynold that disgusting nickname. Sure enough, once it's online, some people start acting out of control, infuriating Reynold so much that he ordered the Shield of the New Star to arrest the first person who called him that. But when they arrested them, they discovered...

It's Anna.

So Anna wrote her manuscript undisturbed in my solitary confinement cell for a month, and we were both very satisfied.

Anna plans to finish writing about her two teachers and then start writing about me and Reynold. I'm not some old-fashioned relic like Ciprins; I'd love to read fanfiction about me and Reynold online. However, most of them don't feel very engaging because the authors don't really know us. If Anna were to write it, I'm sure it would be a hugely successful masterpiece.

Anna also asked me, "Would you mind talking about the academic research you do at home?"

This issue... I don't think I need to go into too much detail. I just need to hint to Anna that I worked as a top hostess at one of the most luxurious clubs in the capital for five years, and she'll understand everything.

However, true to her rigorous and professional spirit, she continued interviewing me, the real-life inspiration for the character. She even asked me, "So, how helpful are the Druids' advanced nature magic when you're conducting your research at night?"

"Of course," I replied. "As a druid closest to nature, I know a lot about various animals. Those precious, obscure facts are always very useful. For example, I know the specific state of a bear's reproductive organs and the duration of mating; male snakes have two reproductive organs. Oh right, knowledge like this that seems useless at first glance, if you don't know it, you can't truly resonate with nature. Because if you become a snake with only one reproductive organ, then you're a fake, and the Will of Nature won't favor you!"

As we were saying this, Ciprins was standing outside the cell with Ruiduo. Ciprins wanted to use Anna as a negative example to give Ruiduo a profound lesson in morality. He wanted Ruiduo to see how diligent and inquisitive Anna had become after undergoing the harsh reformation in prison... Well... I think that of the four of us, only Ciprins didn't understand what we were saying.

Will of Nature favors him; it's better if he doesn't understand.

His daughter, Ruiduo, recently formally rejected the offer to become the High Priestess of the Moon, and on the same day, the Shadow Moon Temple experienced its darkest day ever. Well, to be honest, no one in the world would believe that if it were told.

--They were brutally beaten by Hailianna, the High Priest of the Moon who had reigned for six thousand years, and Hailianna apprentice Ciprins, and spent a month in the hospital.

The media speculated that the Shadow Moon Temple's persistent attempts to poach Ciprins and his apprentices finally pushed the good-natured dark mage to his breaking point, leading him to punish them. However, with hundreds of members of the Shadow Moon Temple, being beaten by a single mage was considered unseemly, so they fabricated a story that the soul of the High Priest of the Moon from six thousand years ago had traveled back in time... Anyway, nobody online believed it, the media didn't believe it, and even the Temple of Light dared not believe it. The Shadow Moon priests were devastated and nearly fainted.

Will of Nature prevails; they weren't lying.

Hailianna did not undergo soul-transmigration, because from the perspective of the pinnacle of human power, tearing apart the Astral Plane to reach another spacetime is not impossible, but uncontrollable. Therefore, arriving at a specific location in a specific spacetime at a precise point in time is purely a bard's legendary tale. The truth is that what beat up the entire Shadow Moon Temple priesthood was merely a memory echo left by Hailianna in his notebook.

Yes, it was indeed terrifying. A high priest from the legendary era could destroy the current Shadow Moon Temple with just a wisp of memory echo. Although Hailianna was the strongest dark mage in history, the difference was still frighteningly large. No wonder that day was called the darkest day in the history of the Shadow Moon Temple.

The whole thing started when Shadow Moon Temple placed a large order for a lot of goods at Ruiduo's shop. Since many of them were magical services that required the spellcaster to perform on-site, Ruiduo decided to go there. Halfway there, she was caught up by Ciprins, and the affair with the sex shop was exposed. Ciprins was furious and went to Shadow Moon Temple to vent his anger. Anyway, I don't know if Shadow Moon actually placed the order or if they were just trying to trick Ruiduo into going.

As soon as Ciprins arrived in Shadow Moon, he beat up the current High Priestess of the Moon, accusing her of being shameless for stealing someone else's apprentice.

The priestess was no match for Ciprins, but she wasn't angry. She took out some ancient books and said, "I'll trade you your apprentice. "Ciprins immediately recognized that the torn pages of those ancient books were missing pages from his teacher Hailianna's notebook. So I guess he snatched them back on the spot, and the notebook was repaired. This was terrible—this spellbook recorded all of High Priest Hailianna's lifelong learning and had been carried by him closely for a long time, so naturally, a memory echo remained in the book.

The moment Hailianna appeared in the book, he started beating people up without saying a word, throwing out forbidden spells like they were free, causing the Shadow Moon Temple to erupt in screams and howls. Before he dissipated, the current High Priest, lying half-dead on the ground, struggled to ask the question that all the priests were thinking, "Why did you beat us up?!"

With her mood slightly improved Hailianna said, "I told my students before that our Shadow Moon Temple wouldn't beg you for anything, but you bunch of good-for-nothings turned around and slapped me in the face, and now you're trying to poach my students?"

The priests, looking utterly miserable, were either feigning death, staring blankly at the sky, or screaming even more loudly.

Hailianna floated in the air, surveying the priests with an imposing air, then said disdainfully, "None of you have proper bone structure; you're obviously always looking down... What are you mages doing, keeping your heads down all day?"

"Playing on your phone," Ciprins said coolly. "Addicted to electronic devices."

As a result, all the electronic devices in the entire Shadow Moon Temple exploded.

When Ciprins got to this point, Reynold nodded with a sense of sympathy and said, "You two are truly destined to be master and apprentice; you even share the same hobby of blowing up cell phones."

Then the priests of the contemporary Shadow Moon Temple were fortunate enough to experience the superb bone-setting skills of High Priest Hailianna himself. By the time the ambulance arrived, they were all basically rolling their eyes, foaming at the mouth, convulsing, and their cries and screams were all mixed together.

Ciprins later apologized to them. "I'm sorry, my teacher dealt with the bones of the dead, so he wasn't very considerate of your feelings."

The priestess just blew it away.

In short, after being brutally beaten and hospitalized, Ciprins his Banshee Troupe to temporarily manage the affairs of Shadow Moon. This month in the hospital was the last good time for these priests. After leaving the hospital, they all joined the ranks of students in the "Ciprins Magic Tutoring Class". They even made a list and took turns to be apprentices at the mage tower, thus beginning their agonizing tutoring life.

Tsk tsk, Ciprins really is something else...

"Ugh... Ouch---It hurts---"

Reynold suddenly turned deathly pale, which startled me so much that I jumped up. Ciprins, who was telling me a story, also jumped up, but he reacted faster than me, yelling, "Reynold's going to give birth!"