[hp] When Harry Potter Transmigrates into Harry Potter

[Everyone's darling and universally adored + no endgame pairing for the protagonist, just everyone's one-sided crushes + rebirth + a happy ending where everyone reunites and nobody gets left out + family and friendship focused, but feel free to ship + the sole official pairing is GGAD: no breaking them up, no reversing the ship, and they even get a happy ending + the author used their brain while writing, but not much + lighthearted with almost no angst. Aren't I nice? I definitely won't spring anything devastating on you. Trust me, I'm not that kind of person. Really, you have to believe me. Really.]

Harry Potter, "the Boy Who Lived," never imagined that what awaited him after defeating the Dark Lord would be rebirth.

Even less did he expect to become a red-haired, green-eyed version of himself-a girl!

All his enemies from his previous life started acting strange.

"When I packed trousers into my trunk, Aunt Petunia cried, 'At least take one skirt...'"

"When Draco knelt on one knee and kissed the back of my hand, all I could think about was how he'd insulted me in my previous life."

"Professor Snape looked into my green eyes, and my Potions Class textbook suddenly started giving off wisps of smoke."

...Help. A happy ending where everyone gets together really is wonderful, but I really don't want to see you all acting this unhinged.