Everyone in Politics Has a Dirty Mind, Don't Believe Him

Because of her movement, Mo Xiao leaned back, his long silver-white hair spilling down behind him. The sapphire earring hidden in his hair swung against his shoulder, setting off his deep blue eyes. He looked outrageously beautiful, yet outrageously humble too.

No one had ever seen the administrator like this, and they all felt something stir inside them, to varying degrees.

But Mo Xiao seemed not to care at all.

He gently blinked his long silver lashes, a smile touching the corners of his eyes.

"Yes, I'm sure."

Xin Lan was dazzled by his stunningly captivating face and smile. She couldn't resist taking hold of his earring and giving it a gentle tug.

"But once you're no longer the administrator, what else can you offer me? I don't like one-time deals."

Her sudden touch sent Mo Xiao's previously composed heart racing like thunder. It pounded so loudly that he thought even Chi Ming, standing nearby, could hear it.

He felt a little embarrassed, but he still mustered the courage to make a serious offer.

"Perhaps you'd be interested in the position of the Federation's chief administrator? I should be able to help you with that."

He paused briefly, then lowered his voice.

"And I can also place my body entirely at your disposal. Whatever kind of service you need from me, I'll be ready whenever you call."

Those words sounded rather out of place coming from him.

After all, he looked so pure and refined, like snow and ice that had remained unmelted for a hundred years atop a towering peak. He was fair and flawless, with a natural, aloof nobility in both his appearance and bearing.

Wu Xi and the other two nearly goggled their eyes out, and Chi Ming's expression was exceedingly ugly. But at a time like this, none of them dared interrupt for fear of spoiling Xin Lan's mood.

Sure enough, without anyone else interfering, the way Xin Lan looked at Mo Xiao changed in an instant.

"Put that way, it does sound pretty good."

She stared at his face for a while, then smiled and leaned back into Chi Ming's arms, though she planted both feet on Mo Xiao's shoulders.

Mo Xiao didn't know how to massage, but he readily took her calves in his hands and began gently kneading them.

All the while, he watched and learned Chi Ming's technique on the spot, taking the opportunity to bargain for more benefits.

"Guide Xin Lan, could I move upstairs and live with you today? The ninetieth floor is too big. Living there alone often makes me feel empty and lonely."

"Sure. Move up tonight and pick a room yourself."

Xin Lan was in an excellent mood.

Giving up one room could make her the administrator. There was no better deal in the world.

Mo Xiao kept a close eye on her mood. Knowing she was in a good one, he took the opportunity to ask another question.

"Guide Xin Lan, I feel that addressing you this way all the time is rather formal. Might I have the honor of choosing a more intimate name for you, like the others have?"

Xin Lan found his massage technique lacking; his kneading tickled a little. She planted a foot right on his face, and because it felt so good, she even wiggled her toes.

"What do you want to call me, then? Have you thought of something?"

Mo Xiao smiled, took hold of her foot, and pressed harder.

Sure enough, Xin Lan no longer felt ticklish. She let him take her foot down and place it on his lap. "I'd like to call you Baby. May I?"

"Baby!??"

Before Xin Lan could answer, Wu Xi had already lost his composure and jumped up.

He rushed over, slid to his knees in front of Xin Lan, and took one of her feet. His eyes reddened as he massaged it and wheedled.

"Xinbao~ Everyone in politics has a dirty mind. Don't fall for his tricks. He's just using the little benefit he gave you to climb higher and higher. Give him an inch and he'll take a mile!"

Cang Leng couldn't sit still either. Speaking as an envious bystander, he offered a fair assessment.

"That's right, Miss Guide. Their minds are as full of schemes as a honeycomb is full of holes, especially Mo Xiao's. He has the most schemes of all."

Yun Jin said nothing and merely nodded.

That's right, he's full of schemes!

Mo Xiao: ...

Wait, what was wrong with them?

When Wu Xi and Chi Ming changed how they addressed her, no one had reacted this strongly. How was it that when he did it, he was suddenly full of schemes?

He quickly looked up at Xin Lan, but before he could explain, she nodded in wholehearted agreement.

"All right, then. Just call me by my name from now on."

Mo Xiao: ...

Was it too soon after all?

He gave a nearly imperceptible sigh. He could only give up and continue massaging her.

But with Wu Xi there, Xin Lan felt the difference between their massage techniques again and kicked Mo Xiao away.

"Go move your things. I won't need you for massages anymore."

Mo Xiao watched helplessly as Wu Xi took his place. Since Xin Lan showed no intention of asking him to stay, he could only turn and leave.

Fortunately, the day hadn't been a complete loss.

At least he had gotten his wish to move upstairs, putting him back at the same starting line as the others.

It was just that Wu Xi and Chi Ming had gotten a little too far ahead.

If they really did take turns sleeping with Xin Lan for the next few months, he wouldn't have a chance even if he had moved upstairs.

Xin Lan's word was final, and they wouldn't give him a chance to exploit any loopholes.

So if he wanted a chance to sleep with her, he had to send those two away.

To that end, Mo Xiao sorted through a series of assignments and carefully selected two that were difficult, far away, and could only be completed by those two: clearing a small source of contamination.

A source of contamination was, as the name suggested, a source that could indiscriminately contaminate every living thing around it, turning them into contaminants.

High-level sentinels could destroy a source of contamination by force, but sentinels with a Rampage Level above 60% would die if they went. Their Rampage Levels would shoot up and cause them to mutate before they could even get close.

The K9 District lay at the outermost edge of humanity's safe zone, closest to the sources of contamination, yet it was the only place without a guide. As a result, the safe zone had never been able to expand outward all these years. The sentinels of the K9 District had also seen their Rampage Levels rise from prolonged battles with contaminants, and their mutation and death rates had climbed year after year.

Clearing the sources of contamination was an urgent matter. Every one cleared meant many fewer sacrifices.

This was a task only Chi Ming and Wu Xi could complete.

They were the strongest fighters in the K9 District, and the only two sentinels whose Rampage Levels were below 60%.

Mo Xiao had killed two birds with one stone.

He saw nothing wrong with what he had done. Personally, they were his rivals in love; practically, clearing sources of contamination was their duty. They had received a guide's deep cleansing, so they needed to do real work in return.

But although Chi Ming and Wu Xi accepted the assignment and left, they condemned his actions on the way.

Wu Xi: "Mo Xiao, don't think I don't know what you're plotting. You just want to get us out of the way so you can seduce Xinbao! As your brother of many years, let me give you some advice: don't seduce her. If you succeed but don't serve her well, she'll punish you in no time and make you wish you were dead!"

Mo Xiao: "Smile.jpg. Take care. Come back late."

On the hovercar, Wu Xi received the reply. "Aaaah! Fuck! Damn Mo Xiao, how did I never realize his methods were this dirty? My Xinbao, please don't let him charm you, sob sob sob~ I'll be back as soon as I can. Wait for me, Xinbao!"

Watching him lean back in his seat and howl like a dog without any regard for his image, Chi Ming rolled his eyes, at a loss for words.

But after a long silence, he too took out his wristband and sent Mo Xiao a few messages.

"Lanlan likes peace and quiet, so don't bother her unless you have to. If you can cook, remember to make four dishes and a soup for lunch, and something lighter with noodles or dough for dinner. She likes vegetables, so it's best to make the meat dishes spicy or sweet and sour to whet her appetite, so she'll eat a little more. The soup should have a strong flavor too, or she won't drink it."

"Also, you need to accompany her through her daily exercise plan, making sure she completes it on time, with the required quality and quantity. Her form has to be correct for the exercise to be effective. If you can't massage, let Yun Jin do it; he's good at it. She needs a massage after every workout, or she'll feel uncomfortable when she wakes up..."

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