Miss Hell's First Battle in the Bath! (Three-in-One)

Wuhua's Home:

"Senior Hell ~!"

Bai Xiaoxiao received her pajamas from Wuhua and, seeing that Hell hadn't gone into the bathroom yet, immediately ran over.

The girl's gray-white hair fell over her shoulders, swaying with her body.

"Let's take a bath together~? Senior Hell."

"Wuhua Senior's bathtub is huge too!"

Upon hearing this, Hell refused without even thinking.

Her face flushed, she turned her head away, and blurted out an excuse. "Um... I'm not used to being with other people."

Is that so?

Upon hearing this, Bai Xiaoxiao could only nod regretfully, "Okay."

She expressed her understanding, after all, Senior Hell was a young lady from a magical family, just like Wuhua, so it was normal for her to be shy.

So she and Tang Xiaoyu went to another bathroom together.

Hell, after entering the bathroom, mentally prepared herself before gently removing the Soul Gem from her lapel and slowly beginning to undress.

"Hmm..."

A midi skirt, a deep red classic blouse, black pantyhose, and underneath, a top and underwear...

One piece of clothing after another was slowly removed by Miss Hell, who blushed deeply.

The girl, still in her developmental stage, possessed a delicate body that could be easily grasped, exuding a youthful innocence tinged with a burning desire.

Her clothes vanished into nothingness upon hitting the ground, transformed into magic.

Each time a magical girl transforms, her magical outfit undergoes a reconstruction, so there's no need for washing or changing it; it can be refreshed directly.

As for the question fans are most interested in on social media: what color are Miss Hell's underwear and panties...?

Why not ask the magical conch shell?

Splash splash splash splash--!

A girl with long gray hair stood under the shower, gently closing her eyes, tilting her head back, and washing her body in the hot water.

Although Miss Hell tried her best to control her wild thoughts, her bright red ears and cheeks proved that her wild thoughts had never stopped from the very beginning.

"This is shower gel, which one is shampoo...?"

"Uh... this is conditioner?"

In her frantic struggle, Miss Hell experienced firsthand the tediousness of a girl taking a bath.

After a long while...

Hell slowly rinsed off the foam, rubbed her rosy cheeks, and gently tied her wet hair up.

Only then did he reach the enormous bathtub and slowly immerse himself in it.

The girl closed her eyes, submerged her head underwater, and blew two Bubble.

"Gurgle, gurgle..."

This was probably the longest bath Miss Hell had ever taken.

Perhaps it's because girls' bodies are more sensitive, so even taking a bath feels completely different from usual.

My whole body felt warm and cozy, every nerve in my body relaxed, and I wished I could melt right into the hot water.

When she left the bathroom in her cotton pajamas, the three little ones were huddled under the blanket, watching "Ju-On" together.

As a result, they were naturally terrified and started screaming, then all huddled together next to Miss Hell.

After watching a horror movie, Hell feels like it's been squeezed into a (Hell) shape.

When it was time to sleep, since they had just watched a horror movie, naturally no one dared to sleep alone.

Wuhua then carefully laid out the bedding in the room on the second floor and brought out several pillows, enough for them to squeeze together and sleep.

After Bai Xiaoxiao and Tang Xiaoyu crawled into bed, Wuhua called out:

"I'm going to turn off the lights..."

Click!

After the lights went out, Bai Xiaoxiao and Tang Xiaoyu huddled together in the darkness, refusing to share a blanket alone.

Hell sat beside him, unable to suppress a chuckle.

Wuhua then crept up to Hell in the dark, carefully slipped into her blankets, and only poked her head out to look at her:

"Goodnight, Senior Hell..."

This is the first time I've ever slept with Senior Hell.

"Good night."

Hell raised his hand to pat the blanket around Wuhua before gently lying down himself.

She slept soundly that night.

I don't know why, but the more I sleep, the hotter I feel.

In the middle of the night, when Hell woke up from the heat, she discovered that Little Wuhua had somehow crawled into her bed.

The two were almost head to head, except that Wuhua was sleeping lower down, with her head completely buried in Miss Hell's arms.

Like a kitten, I slept very peacefully.

"No wonder it's so hot..."

Hell didn't push away the sleeping Little Wuhua in the end, but simply gently rubbed her head.

I closed my eyes and drifted off to sleep again.

A new day begins, it's Wednesday.

Wuhua had a very, very good dream. In the dream, she was sleeping in her sister's arms, just like when she was a child.

She didn't want to wake up.

And as the Wuhua opened their eyes in the soft rays of sunlight, gradually regaining their senses from their dazed state...

She then realized that the pillow she had been hugging and rubbing against all night was actually the Senior Hell!

She blushed instantly, but afraid that moving around would wake Hell who was still sleeping, she could only mutter softly to herself:

"How about... you sleep a little longer?"

Senior Hell hasn't woken up yet, so he shouldn't be discovered, right?

As she spoke, before the others woke up, Wuhua gently snuggled into Miss Hell's arms again.

She closed her eyes contentedly, savoring the delicate fragrance emanating from Miss Hell, and took a second nap.

It wasn't until the sun was high in the sky that they continued.

Still half asleep, Bai Xiaoxiao checked her phone and only realized she was late after seeing a series of messages.

"We're doomed!!"

The same goes for Tang Xiaoyu.

The two of them were in a hurry.

Miss Hell was woken up, rubbing her eyes, and said, "Since I'm already late, I might as well take the day off."

Wuhua nodded beside her. "Yes, take a leave of absence."

Bai Xiaoxiao and Tang Xiaoyu exchanged a glance, like Zhou Yu and Sun Ce locked eyes.

His desire to ask for leave was obvious to everyone.

"Since both Senior Hell and Senior Wuhua have said so, well, there's nothing we can do about it... hehe."

In the end, the girls all asked for leave from school, then happily rolled back into bed and started playing again.

He clearly didn't want to go to school.

This Hell reminds me of a once-popular topic that sparked heated discussion:

"By the way, do you magical girls all have Jujutsu High diploma?"

"Not that high, bro. In our magical girl world, Jujutsu High is practically equivalent to a doctoral degree."

"What about junior college?"

"My goodness, she's a magical girl at the college level! What level of expert is she?!"

"Then I'll transfer to a four-year university..."

Hehehe...

This topic is Hell.

While other students were still struggling through class, the girls were making their own breakfast.

Of course, it was mainly Hell and Wuhua making the preparations, while Bai Xiaoxiao and Tang Xiaoyu, two children who were only fourteen years old, were naturally waiting to be fed on the sidelines.

They made some simple pan-fried dumplings and tamagoyaki (Japanese rolled omelets), and also cooked seaweed and lotus root soup, which made for a simple but not boring meal.

Because they had taken a day off, they weren't in a hurry to go to school and instead began practicing magic in the basement of the Wuhua family's house.

On a side note, the Saionji Family's basement is really big; it even has a shooting range and guns.

Hell watched from the sidelines, occasionally offering a few words of guidance, while also chatting with Tang Wenjie on his phone.

A happy office worker. "So you guys slept together last night. Is my daughter alright? I hope I didn't disturb you."

He agreed to let Tang Xiaoyu go visit Wuhua and the others, hoping that Tang Xiaoyu could make more friends so she wouldn't be bored at home alone.

As for her desire to become a magical girl, Tang Wenjie has not yet found a good way to communicate with her.

Hell: "You're very good and obedient."

"That's good. By the way, I got some photos that Scarlet Spider took for you."

As he spoke, Tang Wenjie sent over the photos, which were taken from above the building by Scarlet Spider, offering an aerial view.

The photos are predominantly dark, and were taken at the moment Miss Hell and Lin Xiaohong walked out of the dilapidated aquarium.

Not far behind them, the ominous typhoon "Siren" loomed, its dark clouds threatening to crush the city.

From both a timing and perspective, Scarlet Spider's performance was perfectly timed and highly artistic; it might even be shortlisted for this year's Pulitzer Prize.

Tang Wenjie: "In addition to these photos, we also used technical means to recover some of the aquarium's surveillance footage."

"Although it's somewhat blurry and incomplete, it's still usable."

What do you think?

Before launching the publicity campaign, Tang Wenjie still needed to ask Hell himself for his opinion.

Hell tapped the screen. "Fine, go ahead with your idea. I also want to see how anxious the Ministry of Magic will be."

To be honest, after gaining three times the Sukuna-Level Total Magic Power, she no longer cared about the exposure of her Domain Expansion.

Because if I were to expand my domain now, I could truly beat my pre-upgraded self to a pulp.

This sense of security, that her combat power was always one step ahead of the enemy, made Miss Hell feel very at ease.

OK.

That's why Tang Wenjie is quick to act.

In just one morning, he had completed the relevant publicity plan and published the first related tweet.

Moon Studio: In the most dangerous place in the city, the magical girls of Tianhe City have always fought on the front line against disasters—the battle against the "Siren" has come to an end.

To Magical Girls: Hell, Red Sparrow, Nightingale, Morning Star.

Thank you for your contributions.

The accompanying photos are professional snapshots of the Scarlet Spider, a total of four.

These images were authorized to Moon Studio by Scarlet Spider, a fan of Miss Hell, for a friendly price of only $200, showing that he is a kind person who doesn't talk much.

As for the surveillance video from the aquarium, Tang Wenjie was in no hurry to release it, because he wanted to use it to deliver a fatal blow to the Ministry of Magic.

As soon as the tweet was posted, comments poured in from netizens:

"No wonder the level 14 Siren suddenly dropped to level 9, it turns out the magical girl stepped in!"

"Siren Witch: Children, I tried my best, but I really can't beat Hell and the Red Sparrow Squad."

"This photo of Lord Hell is so handsome!"

"Wife, wife!"

"From now on, let's see who dares to say that Lord Hell only kills people and can't fight witches. Will those haters still be barking like dogs?!"

"Urgent! Do you have any more detailed information? I really want to know how the Siren Witch fought this battle!"

"↑For detailed battle information, we'll have to wait for the Ministry of Magic's battle report. Battles in magical girl mobile games are generally based on these reports."

"That's terrible. The Ministry of Magic has long wanted to shut down Hell; how could they possibly let her appear in the battle report?"

As expected, just as netizens predicted, the Ministry of Magic quickly published their battle report on its official website.

The Ministry of Magic provides a detailed account of the Siren Witch, as well as the main heroes and magical girls who participated in the Siren Witch war.

Originally, such reports, as official documents of the Ministry of Magic, were too cumbersome and bureaucratic, so few netizens would read them.

Most netizens who are interested in battle reports wait until the official battle reports are released before watching the sand table simulations made by video bloggers.

But this time is different.

As soon as the Ministry of Magic's battle report was released, countless netizens flooded in and quickly dissected the report thoroughly.

As a result, Hell's fans were furious.

Because they discovered that the Ministry of Magic's report didn't mention their Lord Hell at all.

Even many passersby couldn't stand it anymore.

Although I know the Ministry of Magic would love to shut down Hell, you didn't mention it at all in your obvious battle report.

Isn't that a bit too shameless?

But that's actually a minor issue. What angered magical girl fans even more was why Hu Xueting was listed as the top contributor in the battle report?

"No, who is Hu Xueting?"

"I've surpassed you guys! Guess what I found when I scrolled back? How come she's in every single battle of the Tianhe City Magical Girls?"

"You think you deserve the greatest credit just because you went to the front lines?"

For a time, the hashtag "#Who is Hu Xueting" dominated the trending topics on major social media platforms, and fans began to attack him.

The fans of Red Sparrow, the fans of Nightingale, and even the few fans that Morning Star had just accumulated were all enraged.

Because the act of taking credit is the kind of thing that most easily arouses basic public anger.

Soon after, a professional came forward and revealed, "Is this the first day you've heard about this?"

"Hu Xueting is the head of the Ministry of Magic in Tianhe City. Since she took office, she has been in charge of the appointment, dismissal, and transfer of all official magical girls in the city."

"The Red Sparrow Squad made a great contribution in this battle against the Siren, so Hu Xueting has to put his name at the very beginning."

"When the President's office sees this, they'll say, 'Wow, the Siren Extermination Campaign was brilliantly orchestrated by Hu Xueting! Not bad, you're the next Minister of Ministry of Magic!'"

Netizens immediately understood.

"So she's just an old witch who does nothing but steals all the credit!"

"Give the credit back to Miss Hell and the Red Sparrow Squad!"

"The command structure has improved significantly, whereas the command seven months ago was absolutely terrible."

Soon, a post from the dark web of the Madhouse appeared on major social media platforms.

The person who posted that tweet was Joker Man.

Joker Man: "Ahem, today I'm going to introduce you to the most shameless Ministry of Magic shockwave in the world, that is... Ms. Hu!"

"Seven months ago, the battle to subdue Calamity-Class Witch, which she personally commanded, was a complete disaster, resulting in the deaths of at least nine magical girls. In the end, it was 'Eclipse' and 'Moon God' who had to clean up the mess."

"She's just washing her hands of the matter and shirking all responsibility, but what about those magical girls who died? They were all minors."

"As for why I care so much about this, it's because that damned old witch dared to steal the credit from my lovely Miss Hell!"

"FUCKYOU!"

"In the battle against the Siren Witch, the magical girl 'Hell' deserves at least second place, if not first, right?"

"I advise you, you old witch, to step down and get out of there!"

Upon seeing this tweet, people were immediately struck by the fact that the Joker Man could actually speak human language instead of stirring up trouble and spreading rumors.

However, someone succinctly revealed the truth.

"That Joker Man is terrified that Colossus Media's stock price will plummet; he got really angry when he saw Hell wasn't mentioned in the battle report."

"666, so that's what happened. No wonder the Joker Man was in such a hurry."

Upon seeing these messages, the Joker Man immediately replied:

"Bullshit! I am Lord Hell's most loyal White Knight! You bumpkins who don't even buy stocks have the nerve to call me a fake fan (angry)."

Seeing the Joker Man's anxious expression, netizens were delighted.

Meanwhile, public opinion related to the Ministry of Magic began to ferment online.

Moon Studio also stepped in to support the fans:

Our studio strongly protests the battle report released by the Ministry of Magic today, which deliberately conceals the contributions and achievements of our studio's magical girl "Hell" through its euphemistic writing style.

The Ministry of Magic quickly responded on relevant social media, posting in white text on a blue background:

Our records are accurate; the magical girl "Hell" appearing there does not mean she participated in the battle.

They were completely denying everything.

Tensions have risen again between the two sides.

Netizens from different factions joined the battle, with one side supporting the Ministry of Magic, another supporting Hell, and the third cheering that it was incredibly exciting.

It should be noted that the Ministry of Magic, as an independent institution, has been controlled by the current Minister of Ministry of Magic and retired magical girls like Hu Xueting.

It had long been too dangerous to enter due to wind and rain.

The United Government had considered a second reform of the Ministry of Magic, but the draft was quickly rejected as soon as it was introduced in Parliament.

First, the current minister and Hu Xueting, the head of the Ministry of Magic, are among the earliest magical girls in Taiping Prefecture.

Their achievements and accolades are so great that even after retirement, no one dares to touch them; otherwise, once public opinion takes hold, the United Government would be unable to stop the tide.

However, Hu Xueting and the others are unaware that the protective aura of their Ministry of Magic has developed a crack due to years of wear and tear.

The criticism of the Ministry of Magic has grown increasingly intense.

Just when the Ministry of Magic was at its most defiant, Tang Wenjie decisively chose to release the incomplete surveillance footage.

Moon Studio: The victory against the Siren Witch was achieved through the collective efforts of every magical girl. As an official institution, has the Ministry of Magic been abusing its power for personal gain?

Coincidentally, we obtained some important surveillance footage, which is enough to prove that the victory in this battle was achieved by every magical girl giving her all.

The public opinion on major social media platforms exploded instantly.

The video released by Moon Studio consists of four segments.

The first scene shows a surveillance camera at the entrance of the aquarium. A jet-black magical meteor dissipates in mid-air, and Miss Hell gracefully lands on the ground.

Although there was no sound, the audience could tell from the girls' happy expressions that the Red Sparrow and the Nightingale were joyful because of the arrival of Hell.

"Red Sparrow: I rejoice at your arrival. jpg"

"Wait, where's Golden Feather from the Red Sparrow Squad?"

"Does the village even have internet, bro? The Ministry of Magic has already issued an obituary: Golden Feather died at the hands of an unknown witch while tracking the Gun Witch."

"No way? How are we going to win this Siren extermination battle? Are there going to be knives? No way!"

"Red Sparrow and Morning Star are both squishy mages, Hell is at best a half-top laner. Are we really going to rely on our Little Nightingale to tank the Siren Witch's elbow strike head-on?"

Nightingale: Children, this is not funny.

Although the viewers in the live chat already knew the outcome was a victory, that only made them more curious about the process of winning.

After the first video segment ends, the second segment begins, showing the following:

Flying at low altitude, Hell killed countless small demons before arriving at the underground exhibition hall where Tang Xiaoyu was, and then jumped down.

Soon after, she carried Tang Xiaoyu ashore, seemingly unaware of the enormous shadow that was gradually appearing behind them.

And tentacles that coiled around the girl from behind.

The barrage of comments exploded like a nuclear bomb.

"Kitten, turn around quickly! There are evil tentacles! Please don't do that! (crying loudly)"

"Hey, hehehe..."

Tentacle Monster: No, I can't laugh yet! Let's declare victory in 40 seconds!

"Heh, Miss Hell's waist is so slender, it's so alluring! I can't take it anymore, I'm a huge fan of Miss Hell's knights, how can I be so excited about that kind of thing... Ugh!"

"I'm sorry, Miss Hell, I'm guilty...! I repent, I... I also want to see it...!"

"Go for it, Tentacle Familiar! You have to win!"

Tentacle Monster: OK, kids, watch me control her! Tentacle Monster Tiankang Magical Girl, okay!

The next second, Hell Kitty instantly turned around to dodge the tentacle and easily killed the tentacle familiar.

Even dismemberment wouldn't be enough to describe this scene.

The comments section erupted with cyber mourning:

"Aww! Rest in peace, Mr. Tentacle Monster!"

We will miss you, Mr. Tentacle Monster!

"The image quality is terrible, but the kitten seems a little angry. Is it because it saw the tentacles and thought of something (laughs)?"

Tentacle Monster: Kids, didn't we agree on a peaceful Tiankang? What do you mean I was chopped into takoyaki in a second?

"↑It's not that big."

"I desperately want to see the young lady's defeat CG! I dream about it all the time! (crawls around on the ground) I won't die without the young lady's defeat CG!"

After the second monitoring segment ended, it immediately switched to the connected third and fourth segments, starting from when Red Sparrow, with the help of Nightingale and Morning Star, released "Extra-Large Fire".

Fans were filled with emotion, thinking the battle was about to end, when Hell suddenly appeared and forced out the Siren Witch's second phase.

"Dude, this thing has a second stage?"

"Siren Witch, you're invincible!"

"No way, how did they win? Even the Red Sparrow's ultimate move, 'Extra-Large Fire,' couldn't kill that witch instantly. Wouldn't they be wiped out as soon as the Siren activates her Witch Domain?"

Fans familiar with battles in the magical world were already wondering in the comments section about how this match looked so difficult, even just by looking at it.

How exactly did they win?!

Until they saw... Miss Hell forming a hand seal in front of her, and the demonic Buddhist Shrine, forged from bones and bull heads, rose from the ground beneath Miss Hell.

A crimson Magic Domain, rivaling even the Witch Domain!

"What the hell is that? Buddhist Shrine?! How terrifying!"

"Holy crap, Magic Domain?!"

"That scared you, bro. Now I know why the Siren Witch got elbowed away."

"Absolutely right, I swear on my title as the master of the magical girl realm, this is the Magic Domain known as the pinnacle of magical arts."

"The last time Magic Domain appeared was during Eclipse's battle seven months ago!"

Siren Witch: Children, the progress bar seems to be almost full. Will I survive?

"I understand now, Lord Hell's Magic Domain must have been learned from his family!"

"All I want to know now is just how powerful the magical family behind Miss Hell was in the past, that they even have a lineage in the Magic Domain!"

In most cases, when facing witches, magical girls need to team up and fight against their domains.

In other words: Witch Barrier is a field buff, while Witch Domain is Cursed Technique amplification.

Just as the audience was scratching their heads in confusion, the surveillance video abruptly stopped.

This video has ended.

In the blackout, the screen was filled with question marks.

"Your mother...!"

"Tang Wenjie, I'm going to curse you!!"

"The crucial battleground!!"

"Where's the master of the Magical Girls domain?! Come out and analyze it! I need a one-hour, ten-thousand-word analysis of the domain battle!"

"Please let me finish reading it! I'll do anything!"

This is where Tang Wenjie's brilliance lies; he knows exactly how to create hype.

The abrupt end of the battle in the territory has thoroughly piqued the audience's curiosity about the Siren extermination campaign.

Its popularity far exceeds that of directly disclosing the results.

After all, mystery is the best way to generate buzz.

Major media outlets began republishing surveillance footage of the battle, sparking curiosity among magical girl fans worldwide.

What exactly are the effects of the Magic Domain of Hell?! How did she manage to defeat the Siren Witch?!

At the same time, Hell's social media followers began a new surge.

Nowadays, any news related to her can easily become a trending topic, let alone a battle involving the Siren Witch.

Correspondingly, various commercial contracts came knocking on his door at this time, but he was turned away by Tang Wenjie.

"You want to sign an exclusive endorsement deal with our Hell without a 100% premium? I suggest you go home and daydream instead."

"A signing fee of only 1 million for a global authorization? You can just get lost."

"No dividends? Stay out of the way."

"Endorsing student underwear? Hmm... not considering it for now."

Tang Wenjie was very clear about commercial value; the higher you position yourself, the higher your value. You absolutely cannot accept any brand just because it's in a certain way.

Finally, after careful consideration, Tang Wenjie first secured a global endorsement deal for a mid-range luxury lipstick brand for Hell.

This is used to penetrate the youth market and significantly expand the fan base.

Tang Wenjie informed Hell of this news, and the latter had no objection; in fact, she was somewhat intrigued, as it was the first time she had received a commercial endorsement.

Tang Wenjie: "The brand needs two days to prepare. When you come to Colossus Company, I'll take you to their company to take promotional photos."

Hell: "OK."

On the other hand, compared to the jubilant atmosphere among the fans in Hell...

The Ministry of Magic, on the other hand, is in for a lot of trouble.

The four surveillance videos released by Moon Studio have completely shattered their credibility.

Didn't you say Hell wasn't involved in this battle? Then what about the surveillance footage?

For an official institution, the most important things are trust and authority.

Once trust and authority are shattered, they can never be put back together.

During the process of public opinion fermenting.

The call from the President's office went directly to the Ministry of Magic.

The Vice President's voice was cold. "Madam, His Excellency the President is very dissatisfied with your Ministry of Magic's battle report this time."

For this United Government, their biggest fear is that public outcry against the Ministry of Magic will affect their votes.

So, the hand from the Oval Office arrived first.

They had actually wanted to take action against the Ministry of Magic, which was struggling in combat, seven months ago, but at that time, due to the large area affected, they had to switch to a slow investigation.

Unexpectedly, this time it was public opinion that ignited the fire first, so don't blame them for showing no mercy.

The Minister of Ministry of Magic was somewhat anxious. "Please tell the President that we will thoroughly investigate this matter and order rectification."

But the vice president's voice remained indifferent. "I'm sorry, ma'am, the Ministry of Taxation's audit team is already on its way."

Please cooperate.

After saying that, he hung up the phone.

In United Government, the most powerful department is undoubtedly the Ministry of Taxation.

After the call ended, the Minister of Ministry of Magic was so angry he almost smashed the landline.

"Bring Hu Xueting here!"