You've Messed With Me, Lu Yuan. Have You Decided How You Want to Die?

Now that Lu Yuan had received the system's tycoon rewards, he wasn't about to play along with Li Xianhe's showing off anymore.

Li Xianhe's face darkened instantly. "You were having such a fucking good time touching it just now, and now you're telling me the car's trash?"

Zhang Jiaojiao sneered, "Dumbass! No matter how trashy our cousin's car is, you couldn't even afford one of its wheels."

Lu Yuan shot back, "Who are you calling a dumbass?"

"I'm the dumbass calling you one!" Zhang Jiaojiao realized something was wrong as soon as she said it, but the words were already out, and she couldn't take them back.

Lu Yuan burst out laughing. "Hahaha! Good, as long as you know you're a dumbass!"

With that, Lu Yuan swaggered into the hotel.

Ever since he'd failed to get into high school, his cousin Zhang Jiaojiao and his youngest aunt's family had caused plenty of trouble over the years. Now that he had money, he had to let out all that pent-up anger.

The high school admission banquet soon began, and plenty of relatives who hadn't been in touch for ages showed up.

Lu Yuan found a seat with his younger sister, Lu Shishi. Lu Shishi was still fuming. "Bro, Zhang Jiaojiao and Li Xianhe went too far. I wish I'd brought the shopping receipts for the birthday gifts you bought me yesterday and slapped them right in the face with them."

Lu Yuan peeled a big shrimp for his sister and said casually, "It's fine. It doesn't matter that you didn't bring them. However pleased Zhang Jiaojiao is with herself now, I'll make her just as miserable in a little while!"

Ten trillion in assets in his account, a motorcycle worth over ten million, a Bugatti Veyron supercar worth over fifty million, and the chairmanship of a company with five hundred school-district properties across the country.

With all that, Lu Yuan had a thousand ways to crush Zhang Jiaojiao's family underfoot.

His youngest aunt went onstage and said excitedly, "My eldest daughter has made something of herself and gotten into high school! All these years I've paid for her schooling haven't been in vain. I hope my eldest girl studies hard in high school, gets into a good university, gets into graduate school soon, and soars all the way into the clouds!"

"Great! Well said, Seventh Sister!"

"We wish our niece the same: study hard in high school and see her name on the golden roll when she takes the college entrance exam!"

Cheers rang out all around, and Zhang Jiaojiao's face was full of pride.

Zhang Jiaojiao shot Lu Yuan a provocative glance and took the microphone. "Thank you, First Aunt, Second Aunt, Third Aunt, Fourth Aunt, and all my aunts for your sincere wishes. When I get into a good university and find a good job, I definitely won't forget any of you!"

"My cousin didn't get into high school back then, and he hasn't been doing very well these past few years. I, Zhang Jiaojiao, will also do my modest part and arrange a security guard job for my cousin Lu Yuan!"

"It's not that I look down on him, but with only a middle school education, what else can he do? A security guard is the only ideal job suited to him!"

The crowd cheered. "Jiaojiao is such a thoughtful child! Even after getting into high school, she hasn't forgotten her cousin Lu Yuan. I could tell from when she was little that this child would turn out well!"

Lu Yuan paid them no attention, silently eating shrimp and sampling the dishes one after another.

With his current net worth, why should he pay any attention to a child's childish remarks?

Seeing that Lu Yuan barely reacted, Zhang Jiaojiao was very displeased. After her speech, she came down from the stage and walked up to him. "Lu Yuan, your family is poor, and you usually can't afford anything good to eat. Go ask the waiters for a few extra takeaway bags later and pack up plenty to take home."

Lu Yuan's parents looked embarrassed. "Jiaojiao, how can you talk like that?"

His older cousin Lin Wanting couldn't stand watching anymore. "Jiaojiao, don't go too far."

"How am I going too far?"

"Isn't what I said true? Can your family normally afford even a bowl of soup from any of the dishes on this table? You only get to enjoy food like this because it's my admission banquet!"

Lu Yuan couldn't stand by while she humiliated his parents. He slapped the table and stood up. "Keep showing off in front of me, and believe it or not, I'll ruin your banquet and leave you with nowhere to live even after you've gotten into high school!"

Lu Yuan had slapped the table so loudly that quite a few people heard what he said.

First Aunt's and Second Aunt's families all came over. "Lu Yuan! Who do you think you're fooling? Ruin your cousin's admission banquet and leave her with nowhere to live? Do you think you're the top official in Magic City?"

"Exactly! Keep bragging like that and you'll sprain your tongue!"

"Who the hell do you think you are? We only invited your family to make up the numbers and liven things up, and now you really think you're somebody? If you're not eating, get out! You're doing the worst of anyone in our generation, so what are you so cocky about?"

His cousin Li Xianhe sneered, "I'm a sales manager for the Pearl River Imperial View school-district properties in the Imperial Capital, and even I don't show off as much as you. Our company is friends with the bosses of quite a few real estate companies in Magic City. Wouldn't arranging a place for Jiaojiao be a piece of cake?"

"Wow! Xianhe, you're actually a sales manager for the Pearl River Imperial View school-district properties now? No wonder you're doing so well."

"Lu Yuan, did you hear that? Even if you really did leave me with nowhere to live, Cousin would arrange a place for me!"

"Cousin, why bother telling him that? He can't do it anyway. He could only pull off what he said in his dreams, hahaha!"

Lu Yuan wasn't impressed. He looked at Li Xianhe mockingly. "Oh? You're a real estate general sales manager. Does that make you such hot shit? Believe it or not, I can get you fired with one phone call."

Pearl River Imperial View happened to be among the school-district properties under his name. As chairman, wouldn't firing a piece of trash like Li Xianhe be easy?

Lu Yuan's parents stared at him in surprise. Their son had always been the type who never fought or competed with others and kept an extremely low profile. What had gotten into him today? He had actually chosen to go head-to-head with Li Xianhe?

Li Xianhe's fists creaked as he clenched them. "Lu Yuan! Fuck you, have I been too nice to you tonight? Come on, make the call right now. Let's see who can fire me. If you can't get me fired today, just fucking wait and see how I deal with you!"

"Fuck, you little bastard. I've been ignoring you, and now you're fucking climbing all over me, huh? I've spoiled you!"

Zhang Jiaojiao clenched her fists and chimed in, "Cousin, I want him to get on his knees, call me Mom, and crawl out of here."

Seeing that things were going wrong, Lin Wanting hurriedly stepped forward. "Jiaojiao, Xianhe, you two have gone too far. We're all family. Why make things so awkward between us? Anyone with eyes can see you two have been bullying Lu Yuan all along!"

"Cousin, stay out of it. It doesn't matter who speaks up for him today. We have to teach him a lesson!"

Warmth filled Lu Yuan's heart. Of all these cousins, only Lin Wanting still had a little of the warmth of family.

Lu Yuan immediately called the person in charge of Pearl River Imperial View. "Does your Pearl River Imperial View have a sales manager named Li Xianhe? You have five minutes. Fire him!"

After Lu Yuan finished the call, Li Xianhe scoffed. "Show-off!"

But the very next second, Li Xianhe's phone rang. It was Pearl River Imperial View headquarters. He put it on speaker and gave Lu Yuan a mocking look. "I don't believe you can actually get me fired. Headquarters must be calling about something else!"

The call connected, and a furious roar rang out. "Li Xianhe! You're fucking fired! From this moment on, you're no longer an employee of Pearl River Imperial View!"