Punk Lü Yuan Questions His Life
On September 4th, in the year 3066 of the Cultivation Punk Calendar, at four in the morning, Punk Lü Yuan, who had gotten up very early, sat in front of the mirror in his bedroom.
Having just finished talking with the Ancient Cultivator Lü Yuan, who had broken through to the Qi Refinement, he now looked somewhat doubtful and helpless.
Even now, he's still a bit dazed, somewhat incredulous at what he just heard.
Seventh-Rank Immortal Method: "A Record of Riding the Emperor's Chariot to View the Northern Celestial Realm"
The ultimate Immortal Foundation of the Northern Dipper Dao lineage: "The Turning the Dipper Handle" --
You beast! You're a complete bastard!
It's only been less than two days since we last met, hasn't it?
Why does it feel like the world lines have shifted?
Is the problem with my timeline, or is it with yours?
No wonder Punk Lü Yuan questioning the meaning of life.
I already let him accept the fact that he was only at the Embryonic Breathing Third Layer, while the Ancient Cultivator Lü Yuan was about to Qi Refinement the Qi Refining stage.
After all, there's always room for improvement in cultivation level.
As his position rises higher and higher, the loan amount increases, and the drug's effects become more and more potent!
No matter what, he shouldn't be two major realms behind the Ancient Cultivator Lü Yuan.
Moreover, their cultivation levels can be exchanged.
Therefore, Punk Lü Yuan, who has used all ten winning Law Technique countless times in the past few days, has gradually achieved a psychological balance in this regard.
"But what the hell does 'the Cultivation Method obtained after breaking through to Qi Refinement' mean? Just click to learn and you're guaranteed to gain Sword Intent."
"What do you mean by being able to unconditionally replicate other Immortal Foundation, and even possess two Immortal Foundation, and then effortlessly ascend directly to the Purple Mansion after possessing two Immortal Foundation?"
"Most importantly, Provisional Holding Immortal Foundation is upgraded to Provisional Holding Divine Ability, how can it not still occupy a place among the Five Dharmas?!"
"I originally thought that reaching the Five Laws Perfection in the Purple Mansion Realm would make me invincible, but I never imagined there were even more formidable Six Divine Ability..."
"Whose subordinate is this?"
Punk Lü Yuan looked at himself in the mirror.
Although he appeared expressionless on the surface, only he knew that his heart had already been torn apart.
How could such a seventh-grade Immortal Method exist in the world?
There's absolutely no way such a seventh-grade Immortal Method could exist!
Yes, Lü Yuan admitted that the facts were undeniable, but he was afraid. Who wouldn't be afraid?!
I'm not afraid of my brother suffering, I'm afraid of my brother driving a Land Rover...
Wait, bro, how come you skipped the Land Rover and went straight for a Rolls-Royce and a Lamborghini? This is worse than killing me!
"I'm so angry and cold! We're all Lü Yuan, how can you treat us so differently?"
"Where is morality? Where is fairness? Where is the Immortal Method that allows me to cultivate?!"
Just the last few days, Punk Lü Yuan was happy that he might have another Schrödinger-like Purple Mansion Great True Person to pursue.
Deep down, I still had a feeling that if I handled it well, the Purple Mansion Great True Person wouldn't be any worse than the Golden Core Ancient Cultivator Lü Yuan's side.
But today's conversation dampened his newly risen sense of pride.
Now all I feel is a sense of despair and existential doubt.
In fact, the gap between the two was not what angered him the most.
What angered Punk Lü Yuan the most was that Ancient Cultivator Lü Yuan who was also part of the same body, was completely willing to share the Immortal Book with him.
Moreover, he didn't hold back either "The Southern Dipper's Guide to Nourishing Life and Breathing" or "The Essentials of Riding the Emperor's Chariot to View the Northern Celestial Realm," he gave them to himself as soon as they met.
But the problem is that the environment here isn't conducive to Immortal Method!
And this trashy sixth-grade [Burning Instruction] can't even conceal Immortal Method, what use are you to me...?
Punk Lü Yuan was so overwhelmed with emotion that he completely forgot how he had called her "sweetie" and hugged and kissed her for ages when he first obtained the Burning Formula.
"I've been tricked by a giant corporation. They've ruined my dream of becoming an immortal. The whole world is bullying an innocent elementary school student like me."
"What a lousy place! What a lousy place!"
"Even if you possess Immortal Method, you can't cultivate them. You also have to pay copyright fees for Law Technique or Technique Method you obtain from others that you can normally cultivate."
At this moment, Punk Lü Yuan cursed the giant corporation in his heart, "Didn't the internet claim that everyone in the ancient cultivation era was imprisoned?"
"Why is it that I, from an era when everyone had a class, am the one who ends up in jail?"
After a long while, and after calming his anger and frustration, Lü Yuan finally regained his basic rationality.
At least it prevented the potential tragedy of someone spitting out a mouthful of blood on the spot.
Then, he shifted his focus back to himself.
More accurately, it was Li Yelan was involved.
"I was almost driven mad by the Immortal Book next door; it nearly ruined my plans."
Punk Lü Yuan murmured to himself, and then began to gradually recall the information he had gathered over the past two days about this Purple Mansion in Mingyang City.
Why did he look for this information afterward?
It wasn't that she was hoping to find any clues here to corroborate or completely confirm her idea that she was "Tiansuzi".
If clues were so easy to find, this kind of thing would be common knowledge by now.
Moreover, even without corroborating evidence, he was already certain of this idea, since no other explanation could make sense.
Therefore, Lü Yuan would not waste his efforts on this.
He did it purely out of curiosity.
After all, they might be one of my future romantic interests, so it won't hurt to know more about them beforehand.
As a result, Lü Yuan discovered something interesting inside.
"Because the Purple Mansion True Person are all general managers of the subsidiaries in the Lower City, they themselves are the biggest variable affecting the stock prices of each subsidiary."
"Thanks to this, the most basic information about the Lower City Purple Mansion, including Li Yelan's, is not actually difficult to find--"
"He was diagnosed with Top-Grade Pseudo Spirit Root at the age of eight, and then rose through the ranks from a kindergarten in the Lower City to a junior college."
"After that, I upgraded my associate's degree to a bachelor's degree and then pursued a master's degree."
"After graduation, he joined the company with the cultivation level of the Three Divine Ability of the Purple Mansion, and later cultivated to the level of a Great True Person. However, for unknown reasons, he was demoted to the Mingyang City subsidiary..."
Closing his eyes and silently reciting this in his mind, Lü Yuan suddenly found it somewhat amusing.
Because he compared it with other information, he could confirm that this intelligence was fake.
"It was wrong from the very beginning. She was definitely not from Mingyang City, and she couldn't even be from the Lower City. She was a Celestial Dragon from the Upper City!"
Lü Yuan's statement was not without basis.
First of all, [Mingyang City] has only a history of four hundred years since its establishment.
According to the information he obtained from the [Mingyang City Centenarians Forum], it can be confirmed that Li Yelan was parachuted into Mingyang City a hundred years ago.
If the information he gleaned from Lin Qi is correct...
Based on the timeline, it's highly unlikely that the third Spirit Aperture technique was used on Li Yelan.
This is just a rough estimate of the time it would take for someone with Top-Grade Pseudo Spirit Root to get into a junior college, which confirms that this is a rumor.
--Because the data shows that the time it took Li Yelan to get into junior college in the Lower City was only two years less than that of the Top-Grade Pseudo Spirit Root who came after her.
How is that possible?
Can the speed of the third Spirit Aperture be caught up with only the second Spirit Aperture?
Lü Yuan had analyzed the situation carefully. Even if he could see a certain degree of the future while imprisoned in Lower City, he would still be in a similar situation.
The cultivation speed cannot be increased by nearly three times.
Even with the support of the Immortal Book and the Spirit Root of the Ancient Cultivator Lü Yuan, he dared not say that he could be three times faster than the previous senior in this restrictive environment.
Could someone as insignificant as "Tiansuzi" possibly dream better than him?
Li Yelan's situation has been concealed by the speed of the predecessor before Lü Yuan, and outsiders are unaware of when the third Spirit Aperture technology will mature.
That's why those at the grassroots level neither dare to nor have any doubts about this.
That's really strange.
"I've compared the basic data of each Purple Mansion in the Lower City."
"Besides her, no one else would deliberately conceal this. There are exceptions, though, who might pretend to be from Upper City, since that would boost the company's stock price..."
"But why is she doing the opposite—is it because of her background, or is there some other ulterior motive?"
Is it related to her being "Tiansuzi"?
"Or perhaps it's related to the reason she was sent to the countryside?"
"Besides being 'Tiansuzi,' her background seems questionable; she really is a person shrouded in secrets..."
"Such a fascinating and intriguing topic--"
"Besides years of sexual repression, isn't this why I became infatuated with you in the deduction?"
After analyzing the existing information, Lü Yuan opened his eyes.
He looked outside; it was already daylight, and it was time for him to go to class.