Jilan Jiyu of My Hero Academia
Chapter 158

DJ

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Uraraka and the others exchanged glances. Asui looked behind her and hesitated before asking, "Auntie, are you talking about Bakugo?"

A woman with the same spiky hairstyle as Bakugo raised her head. One foot was on the seat, and her right hand held a wooden sword behind her back. Her trench coat fluttered even without wind. She said indifferently, "I am Bakugo. What brings you here?"

Seeing the woman who looked like a grown-up, gender-swapped version of Bakugo, staring at them with a calm yet domineering gaze, Uraraka and the others immediately shook their heads frantically, "Senpai, sorry to bother you, we have nothing to do with you!"

A woman interjected, "Wait, boss, these girls seem to be students at U.A. High School, and your Katsuki's friends, right?"

The leader blinked, looked at them carefully for a few moments, and then smiled. "Sorry, you're my son's classmates, right? I didn't watch the Sports Festival broadcast much, so I didn't recognize you all."

"Auntie, it's alright," Uraraka secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to herself, "As expected of Bakugo's mother, her intimidating presence is in no way inferior!"

Seeing that no one else was getting on the bus, the driver closed the doors, and the bus slowly started moving, and then--

Thump!

A loud crash suddenly came from the top of the bus, and a huge dent appeared above the driver. 35xs

What happened? Has the enemy attacked?

Some of the people on the bus were panicked, while others braced themselves and prepared for the impending attack.

Momo Yaoyorozu reacted instantly, placing her hands on her chest, ready to pull open the wide collar of her kimono to create the necessary tools; Asui gripped the back of the seat in front of her with both hands, sticking out her tongue, ready to ambush the enemy at any moment; Mitsuki Bakugo sat calmly in place, exuding the demeanor of a general, holding a wooden sword as if she were about to unleash a sword-drawing slash at any time.

A rabbit's head, upside down, peeked out from the driver's side window, revealing a smile, and then--

He shattered the glass with a single punch!

"Whoa!" Even though he was the driver of the last bus on route 13 and had experienced countless bloody battles, he panicked a little at this moment, and the steering wheel began to move wildly involuntarily!

The rabbit reached out a hand from the broken window, placed it on the steering wheel to steady the car, and grinned, revealing his rabbit teeth. "I'm late, driver, could you give me another ride?"

Are you just a late passenger? Why are you rushing to catch the bus like this?!

The passengers inside the vehicle silently put away their weapons.

The driver looked at the outstretched hand and swallowed hard. "Uh, okay!"

He dared not refuse.

"Thanks!" The rabbit smiled and pulled its head back under the roof. The driver then felt a gust of wind whistling past his ears, and the next moment, the man appeared in the car.

"Wow, that's fast! "Uraraka exclaimed in surprise. This speed was much faster than Iida's, and it felt comparable to All Might!

The rabbit has long, white ears that stand upright, a red scarf around its neck, and a tight-fitting black tracksuit. It looks just like the famous character Bugs Bunny, or perhaps the rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.

Although Asui is Quirk of a frog, enabling her to do what frogs can do, her appearance is actually more human-like. The rabbit man in front of her, however, has a completely round rabbit head, seemingly an anthropomorphic rabbit. (Mirko)

Mr. Rabbit stretched and, as if by magic, pulled out a pointed hat resembling a wizard's and placed it on his head, perfectly covering his long, upright ears.

Then, he looked around and sat down in an empty seat next to the door, gripping the crossbar with both hands and sitting upright like a primary school student.

Although this guy was a bit strange, in a car full of oddballs, people quickly lost interest in him.

Time flew by, and with a creak, the bus came to a stop, arriving at its final destination: the Seaside Park.

This place, usually deserted, was bustling with people today, with two or three thousand people gathered on the beach shrouded in twilight. That sounds like a lot, right? But compared to the tens of thousands of people at a regular concert, it's still incomparable.

"Jiro, did this band always have this many audience members?" Uraraka asked curiously.

"No, that's not it. Soul Band's previous concerts only had a few hundred tickets available each time because the venue was too small, and they always sold out very quickly," Jiro said, somewhat surprised. "I was worried we wouldn't be able to get tickets, but it seems the organizers this time are quite wealthy; they've booked the entire Seaside Park!"

After having their tickets checked at the ticket gate marked by yellow lines in the park, they parted ways with Bakugo's mother and entered the concert venue. The people who had been at the subway station entrance earlier seemed to be a microcosm of the people gathering here now; they were all dressed in unusual costumes rarely seen in everyday life, and even Yaoyorozu's kimono was no longer conspicuous under the cover of night.

A huge truck was placed horizontally in front of the group of people, without any lights, seemingly just serving as a backdrop. Next to the truck was a van covered with antennas, with a set of loudspeakers on the front, playing an underground music radio station broadcasting the live concert.

"Dear listeners, welcome to the 'Queenalive' concert by the band 'Soul'! You must be tired of those tedious and noisy electronic sounds by now! Hahaha, you don't need to listen to those songs anymore! Do you still remember the surprise the Beatles brought you? Do you still remember the romantic mood of 'My Heart Will Go On'?"

Next up, we're about to witness another extraordinary concert from former Pro Hero Kyoka Makoto and his Soul members. They'll be performing on behalf of a great band called Queen!

However, it's clear our band needs more time to prepare. Now, let me play the song you're all most interested in right now. It's also from Queen Band, and its name is "Get Down Away Love!"

"Lie down!" Yaoyorozu blushed. "This song title is too explicit! How could this radio station play such a song!"

Jiro smiled wryly and said, "This song, for some reason, wasn't burned during the Great Cleanup. Over the years, through word of mouth among those who remembered Queen, it became Queen Band's most famous song."

Uraraka laughed awkwardly, wondering if listening to such a suggestive song at a concert was a mistake. However, the song's rhythm was actually quite good if you ignored the lyrics, causing Uraraka's body to sway gently to the music.

"Hey, some listeners have mentioned that many women are also watching this concert, so playing these kinds of songs might be a bit inappropriate? Hahaha, we're a fearless underground radio station, so even if someone reports our frequency to the police, it doesn't matter. We'll have a new frequency next week anyway, hahaha!" The DJ burst into laughter.

"Hmm, why does his voice sound so familiar?" Uraraka suddenly shook her head, but quickly dismissed the thought, "Maybe it's because I watch too many TV programs."

"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, just like this song, there is only one thing in the long river of history that is eternal and full of vitality. Let us shout its name—sex, sex, sex!"

Uraraka, it's not just your imagination.

Seeing the DJ going further and further astray, Jiro, under the astonished gazes of the others, took out his phone, dialed a number, and said calmly, "I'm here. I'll give you ten seconds to shut your mouth that's spouting lewd jokes, or tomorrow I'll make you experience what it's like to be a disqualified teacher and give you social death."

The voice that had been leading the atmosphere abruptly stopped. Half a minute later, his voice returned, and he said with an awkward laugh, "Ladies and gentlemen, I was just joking. That eternal and vibrant thing is, of course, ic!"

The time has come! Let's welcome the dazzling debut of the band 'Soul' and cheer for them, listeners!

Inside the van, DJ wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. He hadn't expected her to come here. No, she definitely would have come here.

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