Wu Jin's First Livestream

GOD's fans and haters, along with a crowd of onlookers there for the spectacle, had been waiting for the stream to start.

At eight thirty that evening, Wu Jin started her stream on time. A huge crowd poured into the room the next second, and comments scrolled by rapidly.

"My Tina, how is this woman so beautiful!!"

"It's just a beauty filter. Who knows if she's another Qiao Biluo in real life?"

"GOD will lose! GOD will lose! GOD will lose! GOD will lose!"

"Looking like that, who knows how she got into the team, heh."

"Who's she pulling that dead face for? She looks so off-putting, even on stream."

The chat was a cesspool. There were too many insults aimed at GOD and Wu Jin for the moderators to delete, and their fingers were practically worn out from banning people. Wu Jin, meanwhile, remained expressionless, completely unaffected.

"Duo queue?"

"Sure."

Wu Jin accepted Shi Mu's invitation and entered his lobby, and they started matchmaking immediately.

"Aaaaaah, my husband's voice! I actually got to hear my husband's voice!!"

"Honey, could you please start your own stream? I'm stuck waiting for you every day."

"Please leave Time alone, Jin. Stay away from him."

"What's wrong with you people? Is Time money that everyone has to like him? Delusional fangirls, get lost."

Shi Mu had first pick and chose Yamei. Seeing Wu Jin's puzzled look, he popped a lollipop into his mouth, his eyes crinkling with a smile.

"Please carry me, boss."

The fans in the chat went wild again. Shi Mu was asking the new top laner to carry him?

Were those words really coming from their God Mu??

Just how skilled was she for even God Mu to latch onto her coattails of his own accord?

The viewers' curiosity was instantly piqued. They were too busy to insult Wu Jin.

Once the match began, Shi Mu followed the marksman in the bottom lane. After unlocking his ultimate, he abandoned the marksman without hesitation and ran to the top lane, attaching himself to Wu Jin.

Wu Jin was playing Akaloi this match, a hero with excellent early-game damage and toughness who specialized in diving. His skills were complicated and flashy enough to make an opponent dizzy without a stun. In skilled hands, he was powerful; in unskilled hands, he was all show and no substance. Everyone had a different understanding of him, so there were many ways to play him.

That brought up FKL's number one Akaloi player, Jiang Yun. His mastery of Akaloi was extraordinary; whenever Jiang Yun played, Akaloi was always banned.

As it happened, the opposing mid laner was a streamer who was live at the time. When he saw that he had matched against GOD Team's top laner and jungler, he shouted excitedly on his stream.

"Let me test GOD's new top laner and show her what us men can do, hahahaha!"

Huzi was a major streamer on Doumiao. He had initially made his name by insulting people, and later, with his solid skills and a mouth that fired like a Gatling gun, he quickly became one of the platform's biggest streamers.

But his frequent disparaging remarks about women had also earned him a large number of haters. He liked connecting with female streamers and making malicious comments about them, and his reputation was terrible. He was like a piece of sour chewing gum-anyone he stuck to wanted to throw up.

Huzi maneuvered Moon Cicada Maiden through the jungle toward the top lane. Just as he was about to enter a patch of brush to lie in wait, Yamei's first skill, Soul Lure, suddenly appeared. Huzi was startled as the skill stunned Moon Cicada Maiden.

Wu Jin immediately unleashed a combo, dealing critical damage. The opposing top laner arrived just in time, and Shi Mu detached from Wu Jin to harass the enemy.

Wu Jin slowed Moon Cicada Maiden and pursued her, sticking close with every skill and dealing full damage. Even when Moon Cicada Maiden used Purify, Wu Jin dove under the tower for the kill. Her ultimate negated the tower damage, her skills refreshed, and she claimed first blood.

They had originally planned to ambush the opposing top laner, only to catch the mid laner unexpectedly. Viewers in Wu Jin's stream watched the enemy mid laner walk straight into the tiger's den, step by step, before Wu Jin "kindly" sent him home.

Wantonly had been waiting for this moment and immediately sent a Carnival gift. Not to be outdone, Clear sent two in a row.

"Holy shit, was that play really so precise? She actually got every bit of damage out."

"Did you GOD people plan this? Those Carnival gifts came so neatly together."

"Clear, baby, start streaming, aaaaah! Mommy misses you!"

"The enemy mid laner is Huzi. He just said he'd show Jin what a man can do, and then he got counter-ambushed. Hilarious."

Huzi had died a miserable death and been thoroughly slapped in the face by his own words. Plenty of haters were spamming the chat to mock him. He cleared his throat and said it was just a minor accident. Still lounging comfortably in his gaming chair, he didn't take Wu Jin seriously.

After respawning, Huzi swapped lanes with his top laner and called over his support. He planned to fight Wu Jin head-on to prove his skills. When Shi Mu saw the opposing mid laner and support, he chuckled.

"You gave him such a good time that he's back begging for more training."

"Aaaaaah, honey, what are you saying? Can you say that on stream?!"

"Honey, please train me!"

"Thanks to Jin's stream, I got to hear that. I'm so grateful, aaaaaah!!"

Shi Mu's fans had gone mad.

Wu Jin's expression didn't change in the slightest, like a programmed AI. She took a sip of water.

It didn't matter who came. They would all die anyway.

Quite a few viewers thought Wu Jin looked so cool drinking water that they rushed to take screenshots.

The hashtag #JinDrinkingWaterIconicPicture immediately began trending in discussions.

In the picture, the girl looked listless, her long, slender fingers with distinct knuckles wrapped around a bottle of mineral water. The sexual tension was off the charts, and she gained a huge wave of wife fans in no time.

[Huhu Shengwei: Miss Jin, let me test you out for everyone else first.]

The moment that ambiguous message appeared, the women in both streams erupted. They rushed to Huzi's stream to curse him. A piece of trash like him actually had so many fans.

Wantonly, who had just finished a game and was watching Wu Jin's stream, saw the message. Forgetting that he was live himself, he swore on the spot and kept cursing. What the fuck was a streamer with such shitty manners doing unbanned?

Moon Cicada Maiden kept provoking Wu Jin, trying to lure Akayiluo into attacking her. Wu Jin granted his little wish, using her second skill to spin forward and get right in his face. A smile immediately spread across Huzi's greasy face. Sure enough, she couldn't resist taking the bait. If she came at him, he was sure he could kill Akayiluo.

"Hahaha, be good and let me handle you. Big brother will take good care of you."

Huzi confidently controlled Moon Cicada Maiden, trying to dodge the dive. The opposing Akayiluo suddenly changed direction, predicting his movement. Moon Cicada Maiden activated her ultimate to boost her damage, and the support, Rock, tried to step forward and tank the damage for her. But Wu Jin's skill movement was exceptionally slippery. After all that turning back and forth, he was still at full health.

Rock: ...It's not that I didn't help, okay?

Huzi sat up in his chair, his expression turning serious. His hands moved rapidly, but in the end, his screen turned gray, displaying a respawn timer of 25 seconds.

He clenched his fists and frowned deeply. How was this possible? Moon Cicada Maiden had a slight advantage over Akayiluo. By all rights, a level-six Akayiluo shouldn't have been able to outdamage him. But in Wu Jin's hands, the hero became especially obnoxious. No matter how he attacked, he could barely chip away at Wu Jin's health; she was as tough as a wall.

After the two finished fighting, Shi Mu's Yamei was still attached safely to Wu Jin. He leisurely peeled a tangerine and put it in his mouth.

[GOD--Time: I've tested you. You suck.]

[GOD--Time: Were your hands busy typing? Did you play with your two-inch treasure?]

[GOD--Time: Can't win (get hard).]

"Holy shit, honey is so good at roasting people. Roast that stupid pig to death!"

"Damn, that was so satisfying. One of them gave me a great fight, and the other gave me a great roast."

"That opposing streamer has no skill but acts tough and looks down on female players. If he's so damn good, why haven't I seen him go pro instead of barking like a dog all day?"

"A blood petition from ten thousand people: God Mu, please start a stream and teach us how to roast people."

"This subject seconds the motion."