One Piece: I Can Animate All Things
Chapter 60

"Admiral Kizaru Flees with His Head in His Hands"

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Just then, the other underlings on the deck all looked up at a ship flying overhead.

"What... what is that?"

How can there be a flying ship!?

"I know, that must be the legendary Flying Pirates! Their captain is the legendary pirate, 'Golden Lion' Shiki!"

The group of henchmen screamed in terror, their faces filled with fear.

Why were they so unlucky? They'd barely entered the New World and already encountered the legendary Flying Pirates?

"Impossible!"

The captain looked up at the approaching ship, his face filled with horror. "The Flying Pirates were so many years ago! Captain Golden Lion Shiki was sent to Impel Down by the Navy long ago!"

"Captain, don't you know?" the navigator said nervously, "Golden Lion escaped from prison years ago; he's the only pirate to successfully escape in hundreds of years!"

As the group talked, the airship landed above them.

Everyone looked over with extreme tension, and saw a young, dark-haired man standing on the figurehead of the airship.

The man had two knives at his waist and a paper airplane perched on his shoulder. A man and a woman stood behind him.

The man had a startlingly large dog head, while the woman wore a pure white dress and had eyes with eerie, blood-red pupils.

"Who... who are you people?" The pirate captain's one eye suddenly narrowed, and he shouted, his voice filled with bluster but no real fear.

"Who is he?"

Dimon asked softly, not bothering to remember someone with a bounty of less than a hundred million.

[Master, he is the captain of the One-Eyed Pirates, a rookie pirate with a bounty of 77 million, nicknamed 'One-Eyed Dragon' Rogers.]

I don't know him, and he's not an important person anyway.

Dimon then asked, "Is he a power user?"

[No.]

Ain's answer would not be transmitted aloud; it would only echo in Dimon's mind.

One-Eyed Dragon Rogers' expression was grave; he was furious that these mysterious people had ignored him.

"I'm asking you a question, didn't you hear me?"

Dimon drew his sword, Shusui, and lightly leaped onto the blade, then pointed downwards.

The Shusui carried him, slowly lowering him down.

Dimon had long wanted to try flying on a sword, and this entrance instantly intimidated the One-Eyed Dragon Pirates.

"You... you're an ability user!"

Rogers' expression changed drastically. He had recently encountered a power user, "The Evil Child" Knox, who had left him with a strong psychological scar.

"Hello, rookie pirate, I need your help with something." Dimon got straight to the point without beating around the bush.

"What? Help? What do you want to do!"

Dimon spoke in a casual tone, as if he were talking about a trivial matter.

"An experiment."

Chapter 76 Admiral Kizaru Flees in Trouble

The specifics of the experiment are not something the experimental subjects need to know.

Dimon didn't waste any more words with the group of pirates; the fact that they came down to say hello was already the greatest courtesy he could offer.

"Kill them all, but keep their bodies intact."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lycaon leaped off the deck of the Wave-Breaking Warrior, traversing a height of dozens of meters, and crashed heavily onto the pirate ship, the wooden deck creaking under its weight.

The moment he landed, Lycaon swiftly transformed from human form into beast form.

A large, black-and-white Snowfield Ice Wolf suddenly appeared before the group of pirates.

"Another Devil Fruit user, Zoan!"

Captain Rogers looked terrified.

What's wrong with this world?

Their One-Eyed Pirates sailed all the way here, and in the first half of their journey, they hardly encountered any Devil Fruit Users. Why did they suddenly appear in droves after entering the New World?

"What exactly do you want?!" Rogers roared nervously.

Dimon ignored him, and Lycaon followed orders, unleashing a one-sided massacre.

Apart from the captain, the other pirates were of mediocre strength; he could kill a whole group of them with a single swipe of his claw.

Even Rogers, with a bounty of 77 million, was no match for Ancient Zoan Devil Fruit that had become sentient.

Within minutes, the entire pirate crew, including the laborers, totaling over fifty people, had been wiped out.

Lycaon bit down on the blood-soaked Rogers and carried the corpse to Dimon.

"Master, here is what you requested."

Bethany jumped down as well, floating lightly onto the deck. After examining the corpse, she couldn't help but say:

"Lycaon, the master wants a complete corpse. This is all tattered and mangled. Couldn't you have been a little more careful when you bit into it?"

Rogers was bitten to death.

"It's nothing, just a minor problem."

Dimon didn't care. He had already used up today's Animation attempts on the Scent-Scent Fruit, and if he wanted to try Animation the corpse again, he would have to wait until tomorrow.

"Take the body back first, leave only the captain behind."

He paused, then added, "Rob the spoils on the ship; every little bit helps, don't waste them."

So, the two newcomers Lycaon and Bethany, began cleaning up the battlefield.

Finally, a quantity of gold and silver jewelry and 30 million in cash were seized.

Tsk, are all these pirates broke?

Upon learning the result, Dimon inwardly complained that the three pirate crews he had annihilated were all dirt poor.

The Warrior Pirates, the Isaac Pirates, and now the One-Eyed Pirates...

Three poor bastards!

With such a small amount of money, can you even afford to pay the crew's wages?

"Let's go back to the Warrior."

Dimon flew away on his sword, and the others returned home, leaving only an unmanned ship drifting on the sea, silently telling the story of the battle that had just taken place.

Serious battles unfold every day on the Grand Line.

The World Economy News Paper is always unbelievably accurate.

New World, on an island.

An airship is hidden in the dense forest; this is the headquarters of the World Economy News Paper Forum.

A journalist burst into the president's office, shouting and yelling:

"President, Big News Morgans! Big News Morgans indeed!"

"Huh? What Big News Morgans? Tell me quickly."

The president is a birdman, a humanoid albatross with white feathers and a long yellow beak.

He wore a black top hat adorned with red and white feathers, a light blue top with a yellow bow, red and white plaid trousers, and a long black cloak.

Big News Morgans showed unusual interest in the words "Big News Morgans".

"Just now, intelligence came from Dressrosa that the mysterious Seven Deadly Sins clashed with the Big Mom Pirates, and then Marine Headquarters Admiral Kizaru suddenly intervened, resulting in a massive three-way battle!"

Upon hearing this, Big News Morgans' eyes lit up, and he excitedly pressed for an answer:

"Who's winning?"

"I don't know, but it seems Kizaru returned empty-handed, having captured no one."

"Is there no more detailed information?"

Big News Morgans was very unhappy; how was he supposed to write the news now?

"We need to investigate more details, it will take some time..." the reporter replied sullenly, "The price they're asking for is a bit high."

"Hmph, who does he think he is, trying to ask for an exorbitant price? I won't give him a single Beli! I'm 'News King' Big News Morgans!"

Big News Morgans dismissed it dismissively and immediately picked up his pen to begin writing the news.

No intelligence?

It's okay, he can make it up himself!

As one of the five emperors of the Underworld, Big News Morgans' greatest strength lies in his indifference to the veracity of news, reporting only what he wants to report.

With just a little bit of factual information and a touch of artistic embellishment, a Big News Morgans capable of shaking the world is born.

The Seven Deadly Sins' secret deal with Big Mom...

What are the specific details of the transaction?

They were discussing how to join forces to annihilate the other three pirate emperors and dominate the New World!

Why did Marine Admiral Kizaru suddenly intervene?

It was the brilliant and capable naval intelligence system that intercepted crucial intelligence in advance, dispatching Admiral to prevent the situation from escalating further and to maintain peace at sea.

What was the outcome of the final three-way battle?

As he wrote this, Big News Morgans frowned.

"People love to hear stories of justice prevailing, but that makes the news less dramatic. We need to change things up this time."

So he picked up his pen and wrote: Faced with the Seven Deadly Sins and the Big Mom Pirates, Marine Headquarters Admiral Kizaru was beaten so badly that he fled in panic and eventually escaped.

At the end of the news article, he wrote his reflections as an anonymous contributor:

What will the world be like in the future? Our editors will continue to follow this story!

"Go, take it! This is today's front-page headline!"

The reporter took the "press release" handed to him by the editor-in-chief, glanced at it, swallowed hard, and said nervously:

"President, Kizaru won't be angry, will he?"

"What's there to be afraid of? He's just a mere Admiral!"

Big News Morgans rolled his eyes at his subordinate; since he wrote it anonymously, he wouldn't be held responsible.

At worst, he could just withdraw the article after the Navy protested, by which time the news would have spread all over the world.

"If I weren't afraid of provoking the Seven Deadly Sins, I would have written that their master was the 'Fifth Pirate Emperor'."

The young reporter. "..."

So, President, you're not afraid of the Admirals, but you're afraid of the Seven Deadly Sins?

Seemingly understanding his gaze, Big News Morgans proudly adjusted the bow tie on his collar.

"You must remember, the Navy follows the rules, at least most of the time. As for that mysterious Seven Deadly Sins..."

There's very little information about them; it's best not to provoke them anytime soon.

He was also afraid of being attacked, which is why the headquarters of the World Economy News Paper Association was an airship, so that it could escape at any time.

"Understood, President, I'll go right away!"

The reporter left, and a while later, a new reporter walked in.

"President Big News Morgans, here's some intelligence from the East Blue."

"That Weakest Sea? What Big News Morgans could come from there?"

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