Boss Ruyi Is Invincible

Having finally learned what "Yuhua" meant, Blind Chen headed for the Jade Splendor Pavilion.

At the same time, a dashing, handsome figure arrived outside the Jade Splendor Pavilion and looked up at its signboard.

With his hands clasped behind his back, he looked as relaxed as an old hand who frequented Fireworks Lane every day.

It was Xu Chunliang.

Outside the brothel stood a woman who drew every eye, greeting customers as they came and went.

She wore a slightly sheer white gauze jacket over a white strapless bodice. A satin sash encircled her slender waist, giving her an elegant figure.

Most astonishing of all was her exaggerated bust.

High, proud, towering above all else.

Their magnificence was enough to make people forget that her face was every bit as beautiful.

This was Yu Tangchun, the woman currently in charge of the Jade Splendor Pavilion.

Standing across the street, Xu Chunliang watched Yu Tangchun weave among the men and usher them into the Jade Splendor Pavilion, confirming what the little girl had told him.

There were uncanny beings in the Jade Splendor Pavilion.

There were no silicone implants these days. A normal person really couldn't grow two basketballs.

This woman was an uncanny being.

Of course, as an outstanding minor banner officer of the Demon-Slaying Bureau, he couldn't slaughter the innocent indiscriminately. He had to verify it first.

Xu Chunliang walked toward Yu Tangchun with his hands behind his back.

"Oh, young master, you're here! Is there a girl you know? I can arrange for her to see you." Yu Tangchun slipped an arm tightly around Xu Chunliang's and gave him a seductive smile.

Xu Chunliang felt as though his arm had instantly been wrapped in a soft, springy quilt. For a moment, he lost himself.

"I think you look quite lovely, miss. How about having a drink with me?" Xu Chunliang asked with a smile.

"Hee-hee, you do love to tease me, young master. I'm old and past my prime. How could I possibly serve you? Please, come inside. I'll find you a..."

As she spoke, a breeze brushed her face, and a wisp of green air slipped into her nostrils.

Her eyes turned green in an instant. Heat and frenzy began to overtake her. An almost uncontrollable madness seemed to surface in her heart.

Her already enormous breasts swelled along with it.

"You like me, young master, is that right?" she asked ominously.

Xu Chunliang quietly gripped the hilt of his little brass knife with his right hand and nodded earnestly.

"Very well, come with me, young master. I haven't come out of retirement in three years, but since I have, I'll make sure to send you to heaven." With that, she pulled him into the Jade Splendor Pavilion, through the noisy main hall, and toward a room at the very back.

Xu Chunliang held the hilt of his little brass knife and shook his head with a smile. "No, no, no. I should be the one sending you to heaven."

As they passed through the corridor, blood suddenly sprayed through many of the Jade Splendor Pavilion's rooms.

"Hahahahahahaha..." Piercing laughter suddenly rose and fell all around them. The brightly lit Jade Splendor Pavilion was filled with gusts of sinister wind, and every light went out at once, plunging it into darkness.

Screams, sobs, and roars mingled together as the entire Jade Splendor Pavilion became a ghostly domain.

"I can't hold back anymore..."

"Hahahahahaha..."

Yu Tangchun burst out laughing beside Xu Chunliang, and patches of black and white quietly appeared on her face like vitiligo.

She crouched down and turned into a... dairy cow with enormous fangs.

Xu Chunliang looked thrilled. "Hahahaha... I really came to the right place!"

"Sure enough, you're all uncanny beings here!"

"You fiend! I could tell at a glance you weren't human!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the uncanny cow staring at him in astonishment.

Though waves of madness were rising in her heart, a strong sense that something was out of place filled her with astonishment at the same time.

This handsome human didn't seem afraid of her. He said he knew I was human from the start? How did he know? Was my disguise not good enough?

Could he be an expert? The cow was somewhat bewildered.

The cow was bewildered, but Xu Chunliang wasn't. He was ready to kill the uncanny being at any moment.

So the little brass knife appeared without a sound and plunged into the spot between the big dairy cow's brows with a wet squelch.

"Moo!" The uncanny cow's eyes turned bloodred, but Xu Chunliang's surging Moon Glow Realm spiritual energy rushed into her forehead, killing her instantly.

A flash of white light rose. Attribute points +3.

Xu Chunliang laughed loudly and thrust both hands into the hole he had stabbed between the uncanny cow's brows. With a vicious pull, he tore her in half.

He grabbed its mouth and brainstem and flung them with all his might,

throwing half the cow's corpse onto the dark second floor, where it smashed through a bloodstained window.

"I've come to kill uncanny beings! Hurry, hurry, hurry! All of you, get out here!"

"Let me kill you, or tear you apart..." He licked the cold blood the uncanny cow had flung onto his face. He looked even crazier than the uncanny beings who had inhaled the uncanny madness air.

Hmm? It's sweet, with a slight bloody tang. Do uncanny cows produce milk too? Xu Chunliang grumbled to himself, then shouted again:

"Get the hell out here!"

"Hee-hee~" A girl's uncanny laugh rang out from the darkness at the end of the first floor, and a black shadow shot out of it.

Then it stopped three meters in front of Xu Chunliang.

It was a small green jade ruyi.

As long and thick as a child's arm, it was translucent green all over and engraved with intricate patterns.

This was the kind of ruyi that brought "satisfaction" to lonely women in their chambers.

Xu Chunliang clicked his tongue in wonder.

He knew this world was insane, but he had never imagined it could be this insane.

Even an object like this could become an uncanny being. It seemed women's yin energy really was potent.

"Come on out, all of you."

"Are you going to throw yourselves at him one at a time like the villains in storybooks, only to be killed off from weakest to strongest?"

"We're uncanny beings, not fucking idiots!!!" The jade ruyi trembled, her voice carrying throughout the entire uncanny building.

Clearly, she was the boss of all the female uncanny beings in the Jade Splendor Pavilion.

Xu Chunliang wondered if it was because she knew the ins and outs of every uncanny being here.

"Okaaay~!"

"Boss Ruyi!"

"Boss Ruyi is mighty! Boss Ruyi is invincible!"

With a shrill whistle, a white porcelain bottle flew out from the second floor and landed to Xu Chunliang's left with a clang.

It was thin as paper, white as jade, bright as a mirror, and clear as a chime.

From its sound, it was a fine porcelain bottle.

"Hee-hee-hee-hee..." Bizarre laughter echoed inside the bottle, and a little boy's head slowly emerged from its opening, which was as slender as a swan's neck.

He had a bowl cut, and his little cheeks were rosy as though daubed with rouge. A pair of cute eyes looked at Xu Chunliang.

"Brat, you've offended our Boss Ruyi, so your belly and guts will rot and you'll die a miserable death! If you know what's good for you, hurry up and stick out your ass to apologize to our Boss Ruyi!!!"

"Little Bottle Child, you filthy thing your mother gave birth to and raised in a bottle, you're getting more and more lewd..." Another group of children's jeering voices rang out,

and Xu Chunliang turned his head, his pupils involuntarily shrinking.