Sister Xiao Wu Fell Asleep? The Floor's Cold, Get Up!

The two of them arrived at Dorm Seven belatedly.

They had been delayed after getting lost on the way.

In the end, Tang San had to ask a director surnamed Su before they finally found the dorm.

After that, Tang San had learned that Yu Fan couldn't tell north from south, east from west.

By now, Xiao Wu had kicked Wang Sheng black and blue. He lay on the floor beneath her foot.

"Now you know how formidable Sister Xiao Wu is!"

She raised her head and saw two people coming in through the door.

"Huh? Why are there two more?"

"Sister Xiao Wu, according to the rules of Dorm Seven, you're our boss now. You have to go fight them."

Wang Sheng raised his head and explained, his eyes ringed like a panda's.

When Xiao Wu heard the rule, she readily agreed.

"All right! Let Sister Xiao Wu take care of them."

But Xiao Wu had barely finished boasting

when she saw a mountain of a man slowly emerge through the doorway.

"What kind of dump is this? There are even flies buzzing around. It doesn't look as comfortable as the cowshed in my Big Ox Village!"

"At least in the cowshed, you can look at the moon and pretend to be cultured."

Yu Fan walked into Dorm Seven, his face full of disgust. When he saw Xiao Wu standing before him, looking just like a little loli, he couldn't help feeling a little surprised.

"Tang San, you go fight her."

"You've got to be kidding!"

Tang San stared in astonishment.

He looked at Yu Fan and couldn't help saying,

"She's just a little girl! Didn't your Analects say that a gentleman mustn't lay hands on a woman?"

"But she isn't a woman. She's a girl."

Listening to Yu Fan argue the point with a perfectly serious face,

Tang San couldn't take it.

"Hey, newcomers! What are your names?"

Xiao Wu walked up to Yu Fan with her hands on her hips and looked at the mountain of a man.

She was rather surprised.

Did humans look different from other humans?

Why was he so tall and so strong?

If nobody told me, I'd think Er Ming had taken human form!

"Oh, I'm Yu Fan, and he's Tang San."

Yu Fan spoke, and Tang San nodded.

Xiao Wu's eyes lit up. She pointed at the two of them.

"Which one of you is going first?"

"According to the rules of Dorm Seven, newcomers have to fight the current boss!"

"Whoever wins becomes the boss of Dorm Seven!"

Hearing that, Tang San spoke like a true gentleman.

"I won't fight. You're the boss of Dorm Seven from now on."

When Xiao Wu heard Tang San say that,

her slender brows drew together slightly as she said,

"No! It only counts if we fight."

She hadn't expected the newcomer to be such a coward that he didn't even dare fight.

"No, I refuse."

Tang San shook his head again, then walked past Xiao Wu to look for his bed.

Xiao Wu was a little annoyed.

"You!"

Then an idea occurred to her.

"What about you? Will you fight me?"

Xiao Wu looked at Yu Fan. She planned to defeat him

and then have him go beat Tang San up!

Didn't Tang San say he wouldn't fight?

She'd have Yu Fan beat him up and see whether he fought or not!

"Me?"

Yu Fan pointed at his own face and asked,

"Are you sure?"

"I'm sure! You may be big, but Sister Xiao Wu isn't a meat eater!"

"..."

Tang San, who had only taken a few steps, suddenly stopped.

Was she kidding?

She wanted to fight that monster Yu Fan?

"Sister Xiao Wu, I'd advise you not to fight him."

"Tang San, shut up!"

Xiao Wu couldn't help rolling her eyes.

"Coward, if you won't fight, don't get in our way!"

"..."

Tang San fell silent.

Why was Sister Xiao Wu so fierce?

Damn it!

He'd kindly given her a warning, and she'd hissed at him for it?

Fine, fine, fine!

Don't come crying when you get beaten up!

Even Yu Fan laughed at that.

"All right! I'll see this through to the end!"

He was strong, but as long as he held back, he probably wouldn't beat Xiao Wu to death.

"Take this!"

Xiao Wu moved nimbly. She was an agility-type Soul Master, after all.

Her speed and reflexes were no joke, and she also possessed explosive power.

"Soft Skill!"

Xiao Wu closed in on Yu Fan in an instant, then slipped between his legs as if her body were made of cotton.

She raised one leg high and slammed it down on his shoulder.

She was a little short, though, so she had to jump.

"Bang!"

Xiao Wu brought her leg down, but she couldn't hurt Yu Fan in the slightest.

Instead, her own expression changed slightly.

Just now, it had felt like she'd kicked a block of iron!

Her lower leg hurt like hell!

"Again!"

Xiao Wu planned to use softness to overcome hardness.

While Yu Fan was reacting, she hooked her legs around his neck and swung hard to the side!

The weight of her body combined with the explosive power of her legs could send even someone bigger than her flying!

But Yu Fan stood where he was, unmoving as a mountain.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

He hadn't expected a fan-service segment.

That horny rabbit, honestly. Why was she offering herself up right from the start?

And Tang San wasn't interested in Xiao Wu?

"What?!"

Unable to swing Yu Fan around, Xiao Wu could only clamp her legs around his neck and try to throw him to the ground.

But even using all the strength she had, she couldn't throw him.

"My turn, right?"

Yu Fan grabbed Xiao Wu by the collar with one hand.

Then he threw her to the floor.

"Duang~!"

No matter how good Xiao Wu's movement skills were, they couldn't stop his strength.

Xiao Wu hit the floor, utterly dumbfounded.

After her nose had made intimate contact with the floor, her entire nose looked red.

"Hiss..."

Xiao Wu lay with her face against the floor, feeling pain all over.

She felt as if she might fall apart at any moment.

Wang Sheng watched, dumbstruck.

Even his jaw dropped slightly!

He'd thought Sister Xiao Wu was formidable enough, but he hadn't expected an even greater expert!

"I announce that, starting today, Brother Fan is the boss of Dorm Seven!"

Wang Sheng reacted quickly, running up to Yu Fan to make the announcement.

The other students in Dorm Seven all called out, making a chorus of monkey-like noises.

"Ooh-hoo-hoo!"

"..."

Yu Fan looked at Xiao Wu, who was lying on the floor without getting up.

"Hey, are you all right?"

"The floor's sooo cold. Get up already!"

Those words were practically murder with a side of heartbreak.

Tang San shook his head helplessly.

"Sigh, I did warn you."

He suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to have brought any bedding.

That was an unlucky turn of events.

He didn't know whether Yu Fan had brought any. If he had, they might be able to make do.

But then he remembered Yu Fan's build.

Better forget it.

He might get crushed to death under Yu Fan's butt during the night.

"Why are you so strong?!"

Xiao Wu climbed to her feet, rubbing her ankle. She had apparently hurt it a little when she was thrown.

Yu Fan rubbed his nose and said,

"I was born this way. If you call me Daddy, I might consider teaching you how to get stronger."

"..."

Xiao Wu glared at Yu Fan. It was the first time she had ever met someone so shameless.

Hadn't he seen that she was hurt?

He hadn't even said a single word of concern!

"Oh, right, Tang San, did you bring bedding?"

"No."

"Would you look at that!"

"Yu Fan, did you bring some?"

"Nope."

When Yu Fan said that, Tang San's face fell.

If you didn't bring any, what the hell are you saying that for?!

Xiao Wu tilted her head.

"Were we supposed to bring our own bedding?"

"..."

Only Wang Sheng looked surprised.

"Wait, none of you brought bedding?"

"Then, boss, would you like to..."

Wang Sheng was just about to lend Yu Fan his own bedding, but then he took one look at Yu Fan's size.

Better forget it.

"No big deal. I'll borrow some money and buy one later!"

Yu Fan patted his chest, indicating it was no big problem.

Hearing that, Xiao Wu's eyes lit up.

"Then could you buy one for Sister Xiao Wu too?"

"Call me Daddy!"

"..."

Xiao Wu genuinely thought Yu Fan had no manners.

And his moral standards were really low.

Who humiliated people like that?