A Gentleman Loves Wealth and Acquires It the Right Way! So Pay Up!
Xiao Wu abandoned the idea.
Yu Fan wouldn't buy it for her anyway.
She rubbed her ankle.
Her once fair, delicate ankle was now red and swollen.
"Sss... it hurts."
Xiao Wu could only endure the pain without another word.
Seeing this, Tang San turned to Yu Fan.
"Sister Xiao Wu seems to have sprained her ankle."
"I don't know how to set bones. Why are you asking me?"
Yu Fan shrugged.
He wasn't very interested in Xiao Wu.
Especially not with that little loli figure.
Tang San spoke in a low voice.
"I can teach you."
"..."
Wait, what?
Was this fucking right?
You're teaching me how to pick up your own future wife?
Was this really right?
"All you need to do is..."
Tang San described the bone-setting technique.
Although Yu Fan didn't know how to do it, after listening to Tang San's explanation...
He seemed to understand what to do!
But...
Was it really appropriate for you to hand your wife over to me?
"Are you two really discussing this right in front of me?"
Only Xiao Wu was glaring at the two of them, her eyes full of menace.
If her leg hadn't been hurting, she would have pounced on Yu Fan and Tang San and taught them a lesson.
After all, with Xiao Wu's unruly temperament, she was capable of doing just that.
To be more precise!
She was mischievous!
Xiao Wu had only just entered human society and didn't understand anything!
Ning Rongrong, on the other hand, was simply spoiled rotten.
"Ahem!"
Yu Fan walked over to Xiao Wu and slowly crouched down.
He grabbed her ankle and felt around the joint.
Hey, it actually feels pretty nice!
Seeing how careful Yu Fan was being, Xiao Wu couldn't help feeling a little touched.
At least Yu Fan has a bit of a conscience!
Yu Fan gripped her ankle, rocked it from side to side, then pushed it upward.
"Crack!"
After the sound rang out...
"That's it?"
"Mm, it should be fine now. Rest for another two or three days."
Watching Yu Fan's technique, Tang San thought this big, burly fellow was quite talented.
Yu Fan saw that Xiao Wu had been hurt so badly that tears had come out, yet she hadn't said a single word.
She was probably still silently angry with him.
"But to be fair!"
Yu Fan still wanted to complain. He just couldn't keep his mouth shut.
"Your clothes are so ugly!"
"..."
Xiao Wu's newly improved impression of Yu Fan plummeted in an instant!
Her fair, tender face flushed red, and she said indignantly,
"Yu Fan! Believe it or not, I'll bite you to death right now!"
"Aren't you afraid you'll break your teeth?"
Yu Fan pulled a defiant face, then picked Xiao Wu up by the back of her collar and headed out of Dorm Seven.
Xiao Wu struggled nonstop, her body swaying back and forth.
"Yu Fan, what are you doing? Put me down!"
"Can't you move your leg? I think carrying you like this is pretty convenient."
"It's convenient for you, but what about me?"
Xiao Wu didn't like the feeling one bit.
It was just like someone was carrying her by her rabbit ears.
But no matter how she struggled, she couldn't break free of Yu Fan's grip.
Tang San couldn't help chuckling to himself.
"Someone finally knows how I feel."
"Brother Fan, where are you going?"
Wang Sheng asked, rubbing the back of his head.
Was Yu Fan going out to buy bedding?
But why take Xiao Wu and Tang San along to buy bedding?
"Oh, I'm going next door to collect some protection money!"
Yu Fan planned to go to Dorm Six and ask Xiao Chenyu for money.
He had brought Xiao Wu and Tang San along mainly to back him up.
"Huh? You're collecting protection money already?"
Before Wang Sheng could figure out what was happening, Yu Fan was already heading toward Dorm Six.
He hurried after him.
He couldn't miss something this big.
The students of Dorm Six usually relied on their families' wealth to make trouble for Dorm Seven in every way they could.
Now that they had Yu Fan backing them up, Dorm Seven might finally be able to turn things around!
"Yu Fan, isn't it wrong for us to do this?"
"What's wrong with it?"
Yu Fan raised an eyebrow.
"They've got money anyway, so what's wrong with giving me some?"
"Confucius said, 'A gentleman loves wealth and acquires it the right way!'"
"Translation: I've got my eye on your money, so I've got a perfectly good reason to take it!"
Listening to his twisted logic,
Tang San found it absurd. If everyone in the world did this, wouldn't the world descend into chaos?
Xiao Wu nodded in agreement.
"Yu Fan, I think you have a point! They're already so rich, so what's wrong with sharing a little with us?"
"Once Sister Xiao Wu is better, I'll protect them. There!"
Yu Fan gave her a thumbs-up in agreement.
"Not bad. This young lady can be taught!"
"???"
Tang San's face was full of question marks.
Wait, are you two really birds of a feather?
How can you both be so unreasonable?!
Dorm Six.
Yu Fan held Xiao Chenyu by the collar, lifting him from his bed into the air to experience freedom.
Xiao Wu stood to one side with her hands on her hips.
Tang San covered his face, feeling somewhat ashamed.
He, a dignified disciple of the Tang Sect, was actually following these two little brats around robbing people!
And they kept going on about how a gentleman loved wealth and acquired it the right way!
The problem was, was this the fucking way to acquire the wealth you loved?
"Uh..."
A few drops of cold sweat appeared on Xiao Chenyu's forehead.
Yu Fan's fist, as big as a sandbag, had nearly scared him into wetting himself.
Just now, he had seen Yu Fan barge into Dorm Six, and all he had done was curse at him a couple of times before ending up like this.
As for the other students of Dorm Six, Yu Fan had slapped every one of them to the ground, one slap apiece.
Strangely enough,
Yu Fan's thunderous slaps left them dazed without hurting their brains.
Every student of Dorm Six who had been slapped was lying on the ground, unable to fight.
Yet none of them had passed out.
"Xiao Chenyu, I hear your father is the city lord."
"You wouldn't want to end up like that bunch on the floor, would you?"
Yu Fan looked at Xiao Chenyu with the hint of a smile.
Xiao Chenyu swallowed and hurriedly said,
"No! I don't!"
"Good. Then give me ten Gold Soul Coins right now!"
"What?!"
Xiao Chenyu was stunned.
Ten Gold Soul Coins?
That was half a month's allowance!
"Didn't you hear me? And from now on, you'll give me ten Gold Soul Coins every month as protection money!"
Yu Fan spoke as if it were only natural.
"..."
For a moment, Xiao Chenyu was at a loss for words.
Was this guy crazy for money?
Ten fucking Gold Soul Coins a month, too!
He wouldn't give him a single one!
"From the look of it, you want to lie on the floor half-dead like them, huh?"
Yu Fan had only just raised his hand.
Xiao Chenyu's face turned pale with fright, and he said,
"Wait!"
"You'd better think before you speak."
"Um, how about five a month?"
"Pay up first."
In the end, Xiao Chenyu tearfully gave Yu Fan ten Gold Soul Coins.
Holding the Gold Soul Coins, Yu Fan chuckled.
"At least you know what's good for you. From now on, everyone in Dorm Six has to pay me Gold Soul Coins."
"Of course, I'll protect you too."
"If anyone bullies you, just give them my name, Yu Fan."
"And if that doesn't work, I'll come over and beat them up."
He took the Gold Soul Coins and left.
Besides the ten Gold Soul Coins Xiao Chenyu had given him, every other wealthy student had given him one.
Now he had struck it rich.
"You two came to back me up, so I'll give each of you one."
Yu Fan gave Tang San and Xiao Wu one Gold Soul Coin each.
To Tang San, the Gold Soul Coin in his hand felt like a hot potato.
Xiao Wu, on the other hand, was giggling without a care.
"Thanks, Yu Fan. You're actually pretty nice."
"Haha, of course!"
Now that he had Gold Soul Coins, he could go buy bedding.