The Department Store Farce (Part One)

As soon as the group entered the gate, a tall woman in a blue dress came to greet them.

"Welcome to Tianshu Department Store. I am your guide, Xuanyi. Please allow me to assist you. Please~"

"So beautiful."

Noelle looked at the girl, her eyes filled with envy and expectation.

Will I ever become that kind of person?

Yunxiao's goal was clear: the clothing section.

After fighting with Xiao Bie San, Noelle's newly bought clothes are almost completely ruined.

All I can say is that the costumes in the Douluo Continent are truly awful.

Upon entering the women's clothing section, Noelle was captivated by the beautiful clothes displayed throughout the store.

"Young lady, this isn't really suitable for me, so I'll leave this little one with you."

"Okay, leave it to me."

Xuanyi led the somewhat nervous Noelle into the dressing room. A moment later, a cute little girl came out. She was wearing a pink pleated skirt, white stockings with diamond patterns, and pink shoes.

Shi'er was completely dumbfounded.

"Holy crap! Is this really my violent sister? Are you sure you didn't bring me the wrong person?"

Noelle: "..."

If looks could kill, Shi'er would probably be chopped into mincemeat by now.

Yunxiao silently took two steps back to avoid getting splashed when the Shi'er died.

"It looks pretty good."

Noelle blushed slightly, lowered her head shyly, and wanted to say something, but in the end she didn't.

Yunxiao gently patted her head.

"I've said it before, I never mistreat my own people. Just get things done."

Noelle nodded heavily. Just two days ago, she was the most insignificant rat in the slums, someone who would be forgotten even if she died.

Now... she has Soul Power, she can cultivate, and she even has new clothes to wear... all of this was given to her by the young master. She can never repay the young master's kindness in this lifetime.

As the older brother, Shi'er naturally understood his younger sister's thoughts, and his eyes were filled with nothing but loyalty.

Yunxiao had no doubt that if he asked the other person to slit their throat right now, he would do so without hesitation.

Simple and easy, Yunxiao also provided Noelle with some daily necessities. After thinking for a moment, Yunxiao asked for a small stroller and then had Shi'er push it.

Shopping is more satisfying when you see a mountain of shopping carts.

"This... this is all ours?"

Noelle's little hands trembled. She had never been so extravagant before. The most extravagant thing she Remembrance was a sugar cube she ate during the New Year, which she and her siblings had saved up by scrimping and saving.

This shopping cart alone contains over thirty items of clothing and shoes, not to mention everything else.

"They're just everyday necessities; they're not worth much."

Although there seem to be many, most of them belong to Noelle. There's a saying that goes, "Only by controlling the other person's weakness can you better control them."

Since he's already controlling Noelle, his brother has no choice but to work himself to the bone for him.

I, Yunxiao, am truly a genius.

The brother and sister didn't understand those intricacies; all they knew was that their young master had given them the dignity of being human, so what more could they ask for? Loyalty was all that mattered.

After buying the daily necessities, Yunxiao also bought them a shopping guide, a mobile phone, and a bank card.

Finally, at the service center on the third floor, we registered the two little ones for population information.

If Shui Wuyue knew that her coveted Nine Provinces residency had been so easily obtained by two beggars, she'd probably cry herself to death in the toilet.

Just as Yunxiao was choosing a cultivation technique on the second floor, a slight commotion suddenly broke out on the first floor.

What happened?

"There must be some trouble. Someone will handle it."

Xuanyi's expression remained unchanged; don't assume that these guides are incompetent.

They are children of the Black Swallow Clan of Chenyu Vale, and they were originally at the level of Eight-Ring Soul Douluo.

Right now, the Black Bird Ancestor should be watching the moon with that madman from the Lan Clan.

(Wei Lin: I clearly wanted to pull for Little Wind Fairy, but my hand slipped and I pulled the permanent character instead. Anyway, I got two gold characters, so it's not a loss. I seriously suspect that some old man who's been hiding deep inside planted this character in my hand.)

The only good thing is that the Black Swallow Clan, brought by the Black Bird Immortal, started at the eighth ring.

Of course, it would be even better if they didn't show off their affection in front of Wei Lin.

Yunxiao also got to indulge in unlimited shopping, but it was tough on Shi'er, who had to pull the mountain of goods and push the shopping cart.

Just as they went downstairs to pay their bill, they spotted two unpleasant figures in the distance.

The moment Yu Xiaogang saw Yunxiao, he rushed over, his eyes burning with fervor, almost scaring Yunxiao out of his Martial Soul.

"Kid, look at yourself now. The consequences of suffering a backlash from your Martial Soul aren't good, are they? I'll give you one more chance. Become my disciple, and I'll help you solve your Twin Martial Souls problem. Of course, in exchange, you have to let me study your Martial Soul."

Looking at Yu Xiaogang's arrogant demeanor, Yunxiao felt her head buzzing.

If you're not my buddy, who gave you the courage to come looking for me again?

How can there be such shameless people in this world?

Yunxiao's gaze slowly shifted to Tang San beside him.

Tang San lowered his head slightly, his face covered in some unknown medicinal powder, presumably for treating his injuries. "But I've already insulted you like this, and you still dare to stand before me?"

Actually, Tang San didn't really want to come, but Yu Xiaogang said that Yunxiao's Martial Soul Evolution ability was far beyond what was expected, and if they could use it, they could definitely improve their strength much faster.

In the end, Tang San endured it. The Martial Soul Evolution was too tempting. He was willing to be Tang San's dog. Once he became strong, he would definitely control Yunxiao Tang San and make him his greatest weapon and dog.

This was Tang San's idea.

"Heh~ What makes you think you can cure the side effects of my Martial Soul?"

Yunxiao laughed, purely out of anger.

"You, a so-called Grandmaster, probably haven't even seen my Martial Soul before."

Upon hearing Yunxiao's question, Yu Xiaogang immediately became excited. He thought the other party was interested and was going to test him, completely unaware of the sarcasm in her voice.

"Let me tell you, I've studied Twin Martial Souls extensively, and I'm undoubtedly the number one expert on Martial Soul in the Douluo Continent. If even I can't solve the flaws in your Martial Soul, then there's no one left in this world."

"Ha, I asked how to solve it, and what was your answer?"

Yunxiao crossed his arms, eager to see what kind of answer the other party would give.

"According to my Ten Core Theories of Martial Souls, what you are experiencing now is the result of Martial Soul backlash."

After speaking, Yu Xiaogang glanced at the tree branch on Yunxiao's body.

"It seems your Martial Soul is plant-based. Others might not be able to follow your answer, but I'm different."

You only need to hunt beast-type Martial Soul to solve your problem of growing tree branches. As you accumulate more and more Soul Ring, your Martial Soul will also lean towards beast-type, and then you won't grow tree branches anymore.

"Pfft!"

A soft chuckle was so distinct.

Yu Xiaogang looked angrily in the direction of the laughter.

A formulaic, service-oriented smile had already appeared on the face of the Xuanyi.

"What's wrong, Grandmaster?"

"Why are you laughing?"

"Laugh? Impossible. We are all professionally trained guides. No matter how funny it is, we won't laugh."

I hope so.

Yu Xiaogang flicked his sleeve, his expression becoming even more arrogant.

"This is just the basics. If you study with me, your future is limitless! Of course, you also need to cooperate with my theoretical research. Only in this way can I better understand you."

"Pfft~"

What are you laughing at?!

Yu Xiaogang's eyes were bloodshot, and he was panting heavily. This woman must be laughing at him! She must be!