The Department Store Farce (Part 2)

Hahaha... Hahahaha!

Yunxiao couldn't hold back any longer and laughed until her stomach hurt.

Yu Xiaogang's already stiff face looked even worse.

"Why are you laughing!"

"N-nothing... it's nothing, I just couldn't help it."

Noelle, with her keen perception, helped Yunxiao up and gently and awkwardly wiped away her tears with the handkerchief she had just bought.

After Yunxiao straightened up, his entire demeanor underwent a complete transformation, and an invisible pressure pressed down on Yu Xiaogang and the other person.

Sensing the aura of the person in charge, Yu Xiaogang instinctively took two steps back, but those two steps stunned him, followed by extreme humiliation. Instantly, his eyes turned bloodshot, and he began to pant heavily.

"Who do you think you are to instruct me? And what are you talking about, a beast Soul Ring? I have a Life- type Martial Soul, and you want me to use a beast Soul Ring? Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous."

"If I don't develop my own Life, am I supposed to resort to poison like your brother?"

His gaze fell on Tang San, and the sneer on his lips deepened.

"I thought you had some brains, but it seems you're just so-so now."

Tang San's bloodshot eyes were fixed on Yunxiao. He and his teacher had both given him a way out, so why wouldn't he take it? You've already chosen the path to death!

"Heh~ Blue Silver Grass is Martial Soul that embodies Life, its trajectory always leaning towards Life. You're adding poison to his Martial Soul?"

Incompetent teacher.

Those two simple words completely broke Yu Xiaogang's defenses.

"What do you know! I'm Grandmaster! Grandmaster of theory! I've eaten more salt than you've walked roads! Are you questioning my theories?!"

Yunxiao no longer wanted to watch the clown performance.

"Theory? Based on your nonsensical theory? You're just self-proclaimed Grandmaster, aren't you? And if you're after my Praise of Life, just say so. Stop beating around the bush; you're so hypocritical."

Yunxiao moved her little hand, and Noelle darted out. She had been putting up with these two little brats for a long time.

Yu Xiaogang was shocked and was about to unleash Luo Sanpao when a figure descended from the sky.

"Boom!"

With a loud bang, Yu Xiaogang fainted instantly, and even Tang San was thrown away by the shockwave.

Shi'er stood up and caught Noelle as she flew back. Noelle felt no impact from the attack, indicating that the person who attacked had held back.

As the smoke cleared, the flat shoes worn by the Xuanyi had already stomped hard on Yu Xiaogang's face, and the eight Soul Rings on his body slowly descended.

The first color is purple.

Purple, black, black, black, red.

Finally, two bright red Soul Ring appeared, causing the onlookers to gasp in surprise.

"That... that's... what is that? A red... Soul Ring!"

"Wow... how many Soul Rings are there?!"

"1...2...3...8 rings..."

"Are you kidding me! Is this still Douluo Continent? She's just a saleswoman!"

This is why there are fewer people at night, but those who can come here all have some kind of strength.

After all, what are ordinary people doing if they're not staying home at this time? Are they going out to brothels? They're not Soul Master.

Tang San, who had just gotten up, was also the first to see this unimaginable scene.

Purple... the First Soul Ring... this is impossible!

The teacher clearly stated that the first cycle is only 423 years long! How could someone's First Soul Ring be a purple thousand-year-old one?!

And... what is that red Soul Ring?! Ten thousand years?

"Perfect timing! Let me add something here: our department store is an open business, and we operate on the principle of cash on delivery, so you can shop with complete peace of mind."

Of course, if anyone tries to cause trouble, this is what will happen to him.

After saying that, she stepped on Yu Xiaogang's third leg.

"Aww!"

Yu Xiaogang immediately woke up, but then fell unconscious again.

The male Soul Master present instinctively clenched their legs. Good heavens, she'd literally sterilized them all in pain? This woman is ruthless!

Even Yunxiao resisted the urge to back away.

Good heavens, now he understands why the original body transferred this girl to Nuoding City. It turns out her personality is so... unconventional?

"From today onwards, these two are blacklisted and will never be allowed to enter."

Tang San hurriedly lowered his head, grabbed his unconscious "father," and ran out of the department store in a disheveled state. He was genuinely afraid that the other party would also attack him. He was the pure and innocent Tang San Shao, after all; he couldn't be ruined like this.

"Tsk, bleeding right after opening the door, what bad luck."

A Qingfeng swept by, carrying away the filth from the ground and flying in the direction Tang San had left, so that it could be returned to its rightful owner.

"Everyone, those who want to go shopping, please go. As an apology, each person here will receive a Mystic Water Pill."

Upon hearing about the Mystic Water Pill, everyone's eyes lit up.

This is a pill that can enhance Innate Soul Power. Although there is only one, it is enough to give the children of my family a significant head start.

Even in a department store, a single Mystic Water Pill costs 100,000 Gold Soul Coin, and it's still hard to find one.

Of course, it's much cheaper to use Credits. But if you already have Credits, why not buy something better?

"Clown."

Yunxiao is now somewhat looking forward to it, imagining his old flame finding out that his beloved has become his sister.

What kind of expression will they have? It'll definitely be interesting.

"The total is 278,672 Gold Soul Coin and 6,000 Credits."

Hearing the price, even though Noelle had prepared herself for it to be a lot of money, she was still shocked.

She almost cried out in surprise, but the thought of the other party's strength made her suppress it.

Back then, those slave traders would have only offered three Gold Soul Coin to sell her to them! That amount of money could have bought countless versions of her!

It's impossible to calculate, it's simply impossible to calculate.

Even the onlookers gasped in surprise.

Goodness, that's faster than stealing!

Seeing Xuanyi's ambiguous smile, the small greed that had just arisen vanished instantly.

They didn't want to go to the palace now; their younger brother was still useful.

Even Yunxiao was taken aback by this price.

Good heavens, just how high have the main body driven prices?

Aren't you afraid of a real-life Douluo 500,000?

Okay, he seems genuinely unafraid.

However... looking at his three thousand Credits as pocket money, his face immediately darkened. His true form gives girls nine thousand a month, but he only gets three thousand. Are you bullying boys?

"Um... Young Master, how about..."

Noelle noticed Yunxiao's change in mood and became a little nervous as well.

She didn't want the young master to lose face because of her. She was about to stand up and express her ignorance, and was even prepared to take the blame and be beaten, when a hand pressed down on her head.

Don't worry, we have that much money.

After he finished speaking, he looked at Xuanyi.

"Can I put it on your tab, brother?"

After saying that, he winked cutely.

Xuanyi had a brief chat with his superior, and finally the money was charged to Wei Lin's account.

Yunxiao: Hehe.

"Oh, by the way, His Highness asked me to pass on a message: this debt will be added to your allowance for the next two months."

Yunxiao: No, not at all.