Consistently Going Crazy [Interstellar]_A Fox a Thousand Years Old [Completed]

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Synopsis:

Xu Qingran was originally the villain of an apocalyptic novel. After his death, a system dragged him into another novel's interstellar world, where the bottom suffers endless abuse. His father doesn't care about him, his stepmother doesn't love him, his seemingly innocent stepbrother steals his lover, and a scumbag top torments him within an inch of his life-only for everything to end with a grand happy ending.

The system said, "So you need to complete your conquest missions, keep a low profile, improve yourself, and turn the tables to put them all in their place!"

Xu Qingran: Got it. When you hit someone, aim for the face.

And thus, a master of disfigurement was born.

The system said, "You need to act sweet and win back your father's love, then reclaim the property your mother left you!"

Xu Qingran: Got it. Be good.

He kicked down the door and asked the shameless couple occupying his mother's property, "Are you going to be good and leave on your own, or do you want to be carried out feetfirst?"

Everyone said he was openly in love with his younger brother's fiancé, throwing tantrums and threatening suicide to ruin their engagement banquet. Ill-tempered and spoiled, he was the Silver Dragon faction's notorious young master.

The system said, "You have a natural advantage in looks. Just learn a few tricks from that fake-innocent schemer and clear your name. You're sure to be more lovable than him!"

Instead, Xu Qingran owned every accusation leveled against him. Every scheming fake innocent and scumbag who came his way got steamrolled. Even the arrogant, overbearing third prince took a detour whenever he saw him.

In the end, he proved every rumor true and became the villain everyone in the empire knew not to cross.

Xu Qingran: All beings are equal.

He showed absolutely no one any respect, equally.

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At five years old, the Shen family patriarch's youngest grandson acquired a fiancée more than a decade his senior, named Xu Qingran.

That evening, his stern youngest uncle, Shen Tingyu-a general of the Golden Wing faction-told him solemnly, "Your fiancée isn't a good person. Be careful."

Later, Shen Tianyi decided that, fierce as his 'fiancée' was, he was surprisingly pleasant to get along with.

His uncle told him, "You're still young. I'll look after your fiancée for you for now."

Some time later, he went to ask his uncle about his fiancée again.

In the study, his handsome uncle raised an eyebrow with a smile. "What fiancée?"

"You've misunderstood. The only person here is your aunt."

Shen Tianyi: ?

#WhereDidHisWholeWifeGo?#

#HowTheHeckWasEvenTheOriginalHighSoulCompatibilityMatchWrong?!#

#InAMovieForThreeHeDoesntEvenGetAName#

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Reading Notes:

Strictly one-on-one, with a happy ending.

Xu Qingran (bottom) vs. Shen Tingyu (top). No switching and no breaking up the pairing.

The setting is an imaginary future with plenty of original worldbuilding!

The world and background settings are entirely fictional. The characters do not represent the author. Please do not draw excessive real-life parallels. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.

My prose and plotting still have room for improvement. Please be understanding. Thank you.

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===I'm an Adorable Divider===

Synopsis for the next novel, The God Just Wants a Vacation:

This is an age of cutthroat overachievers, where even the gods compete over KPIs.

But Shu, the god of a mountain temple, lives by one principle: slack off whenever possible, and rest as soon as his targets are met. He refuses to join the rat race.

His goal: Vacation.

While slipping away from work during a quiet spell, he accidentally becomes trapped in the body of a washed-up actor, becoming the human Xie Shu.

Not only can he no longer afford a vacation, he even has to keep performing his divine duties.

Because he's been forced to wear a bracelet of divine beads. Once a month, the bracelet goes missing at random. He must fulfill one wish for whoever picks it up, or suffer the punishment of being struck by five heavenly thunderbolts.

And so, the entertainment industry gains a rather unusual character.

During variety show recordings, while everyone else pulls every trick in the book to grab screen time, he asks everyone he meets, "Have you picked up my bracelet?"

On television drama sets, the supporting actors use their financial backers to fight for more scenes.

Xie Shu: "Excuse me, could you cut some of my scenes? I'd like to find my bracelet sooner and get some rest."

Director: ?

Everyone else fights over roles in major adaptations tipped to become smash hits. Meanwhile, even after a director chases him down three streets, he firmly refuses-because he wants a vacation.

His agent, feeling as though they've just missed out on a fortune: What's wrong with you?

Later, a rumor spreads through the industry: find Xie Shu's family-heirloom bracelet, and he'll agree to anything. So whenever his bracelet goes missing yet again, word immediately spreads everywhere and a massive search begins.

Xie Shu, waking up to discover the entire world is looking for his bracelet: ...

Didn't they say people these days love overachievers? He's clearly trying his hardest to do nothing. Why does his workload keep increasing?

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When Xie Shu came down from the mountain, he lost his bracelet once.

The person who picked it up was a wealthy socialite. She grabbed him and said, "It's you! You're the destined one the master spoke of-the one who can avert my son's fated calamity!"

"Please marry my son!"

Xie Shu, just about to ask for her wish: ?

While Xie Shu was considering how to refuse without rejecting the wish-maker, the woman declared, "Thirty million! Please, just take my son!"

Xie Shu, currently human and short on vacation funds: "...Deal."

The woman's son, Shang Heng, was a CEO.

As his fated calamity approached, mishaps both large and small never stopped. Wracked by serious illness, he looked ready to breathe his last at any moment. Upholding his divine duty to help the world and save lives, Xie Shu accepted the money and helped save the woman's son along the way, treating it as an opportunity to accumulate merit.

Shang Heng was always cold toward him.

"We must sleep in separate rooms."

"You must not make our relationship public."

"Once the date has passed, we'll divorce immediately."

Xie Shu was relieved.

Later, Shang Heng's calamity was averted, and his illness was cured.

Xie Shu waited for their sham marriage to end, only to discover that Shang Heng was secretly searching for his routinely misplaced prayer beads-and had torn their original marriage agreement to shreds.

Xie Shu: "...?"

#WhatDoIDoWhenTheShortLivedDomineeringCEOISavedRefusesToDivorceMe?

Theme: You build your own life one step at a time. Don't let the labels others place on you dictate who you are. Have the courage to live as the person you want to be.