The Expressionless Second Senior Brother's Inner Voice Is Too Hilarious

Alias: <About the fact that except for me, who transmigrated into the book, everyone everywhere is a child of destiny>

Shen Yuxi, the Second Senior Brother of Xuantian Sect, a famous cold beauty in the cultivation world, a favored son of heaven, with a temperament like frost, like an immortal banished to the mortal world who doesn't eat mortal food. However, the truth is—a pure and silly omnivorous shipper and novel addict, who one day transmigrated into the book and became an expressionless face, and had to carry the idol image, forced to become a "master of expression management". Every day, wearing that icy face, his inner thoughts frantically flooded the screen: Ahhh, what a dramatic love-rivalry scene! Senior Brother is so handsome today it's a crime against gods and men! This angle, who understands! Help, I've found real ship material again.

One day, Shen Yuxi's inner voice was accidentally fully exposed in front of the sect elders and direct disciples. From then on, the atmosphere of Xuantian Sect changed abruptly, from the original serious cultivation holy land into a happy melon-eating paradise. The cold-faced junior brother's inner mini-theater became the entire sect's source of joy, while he himself remained completely unaware.

Shen Yuxi wanted to cry but had no tears: "I'm just a socially anxious person who loves watching handsome men and beautiful women flirt, what's wrong with that?"

--Xuantian Sect Today's Headline: Shocking! The aloof Second Senior Brother is actually the CP ringleader!

Essentially a crack/whimsical headcanon story; I'm not good at writing novels; slice-of-life; if you don't like it, just leave, no hate.