Rise, in the Name of God

After admiring herself in the room for half the day, Hinata suddenly felt ashamed.

Damn it!

"What's wrong with me? Why had I started dressing myself up? Isn't that something only little girls do?"

Science fact: After women enter puberty, certain parts of the body secrete estrogen, promoting physical development. For details, please consult Baidu Encyclopedia.

Hinata: "..."

So that was how it was!

Hinata nodded. Once women entered puberty, their bodies naturally underwent certain changes.

Just like Dongfang Bubai...

And my case is even more serious than Dongfang Bubai's!

Whether the soul controlled the body, or the body's instincts controlled the soul, was a question with no answer.

Hinata went with the flow and soon gave up struggling.

Since I was already in this body, Hinata would be me from now on, and I would be Hinata.

Even for the sake of my cheat, I couldn't follow Orochimaru's example and switch bodies!

That night, Hinata sank into deep thought.

What was the ultimate meaning of life?

At ten the next morning, Hinata got dressed and dolled herself up beautifully. She invited Ino and Sakura to have their ninja ID photos taken together.

By the time they had completed their ninja registration procedures, it was already noon. The three girls went to a dango shop, each ordering dango and red bean soup for lunch.

Eating with girls, Hinata naturally couldn't just let loose and stuff herself.

She only ordered five skewers of dango and a bowl of red bean soup.

Hinata felt that her stomach was truly strange. Eating only a little never left her hungry, yet if she kept eating, she never felt full either.

Sakura clasped her hands together and prayed, "The teams will be assigned in two days. I really hope I can end up in the same class as Sasuke."

Ino mocked, "Forehead girl, stop dreaming. No one can stand between Sasuke and me. The one who ends up in the same class as Sasuke will definitely be me!"

"What did you say, Ino-pig?!"

"Forehead girl!"

"Ino-pig!"

Sigh! Here they went again!

Hinata spread her hands. These two had been fighting over Sasuke for six whole years, yet Sasuke had always turned a blind eye to them.

And besides... the one assigned to Sasuke's class would be me!

Just how powerful was the backdoor?

It could even freely alter the plot of the Original Story.

You two?

You'd better stop dreaming!

Before leaving, Hinata did not forget to pack a serving for Neji and Hanabi. Hanabi loved sweets the most.

Two days later, the team assignment arc had finally arrived.

Hinata's face was full of anticipation. To keep this little butterfly from flapping its wings, she had deliberately sat far away from Sasuke and Naruto, terrified that her accidental intrusion might prevent things that were supposed to happen from happening.

To record this historic moment, Hinata had even brought a camera from home.

But to Hinata's disappointment, Naruto and Sasuke still had not given away their first kiss by the time Iruka entered the classroom with the team assignment list.

Right! In the Original Story, Naruto had been provoked because Sakura liked Sasuke, which was why he had crouched on the desk and stared at Sasuke.

But now...

So the reason Naruto and Sasuke had their first kiss... was because it was my mission?

Fine, I choose to give up this mission!

Deliberately cozying up to Sasuke to provoke Naruto just to watch Naruto and Sasuke kiss felt far too embarrassing.

"From today onward, you are ninjas capable of standing on your own. However, you are still newcomers among the Genin. The real trials are still ahead..."

Iruka droned on for a long time before finally getting to the point. "Uh... Team 7: Hinata Hyuga... Naruto Uzumaki, and..."

"That's awesome!"

Naruto cried out excitedly.

"And Uchiha Sasuke!"

Naruto stood up and pointed at Sasuke, his face full of dissatisfaction. "Iruka-sensei, why does such an outstanding student as me have to be grouped with this guy?!"

Come to think of it, once Naruto had learned Multiple Shadow Clone, if he went berserk, Sasuke at this stage might not actually be able to beat him.

Iruka put his hands on his hips and scolded, "Sasuke and Hinata had the best grades among all the graduates, while you, Naruto, came in last. Listen carefully: we made this decision to balance out the teams' strength."

Only an idiot would believe that.

Sasuke did not even spare Naruto a glance. He merely snorted. "Don't hold me back, dead last!"

Seeing Naruto and Sasuke bicker, Shikamaru gave Hinata a sympathetic look and consoled her, "Looks like you'll have no shortage of trouble from now on!"

Sigh! ┑(￣Д￣)┍

Actually, during the beginner stage, Shino and Kiba Inuzuka really were the best teammates.

But one had to take the long view.

Naruto and Sasuke were reincarnations of gods!

At noon, Hinata had no intention of building rapport with her two teammates. Instead, she invited Ino and Sakura out for a meal.

Hinata said sadly, "Once we part today, who knows when we'll meet again?"

Ino consoled her absentmindedly, "Hinata, don't be too sad. You're doing fine. Even though you have Naruto, the dead last, your class still has Sasuke! Unlike me, I only got a fatty and a lazy bum."

Sakura scratched her head in frustration. "Stop it. I've got it worse than either of you!"

Whenever Hinata thought about Sakura having to face Shino's army of insects in the future, she could not help but feel indignant on behalf of her Original Story self.

What was AB thinking? Why pair Hinata, such a well-behaved girl, with a teammate who raised bugs?!

After having a farewell meal with Ino and Sakura, Konoha's S.H.E. trio officially announced its disbandment.

Starting today, I, Hinata Hyuga, officially joined the godly trio. I would form a team with Otsutsuki Ashura and Otsutsuki Indra!

From now on, please address me as: Otsutsuki Hinata!

Rise, in the name of God!

That afternoon, the Jonin arrived one after another and took away their respective team members. In the empty classroom, only Hinata, Naruto, and Sasuke remained.

Naruto complained, "What's going on? Why hasn't Team 7's teacher come yet? I wonder what kind of person our Team 7 teacher is. He doesn't seem reliable at all!"

Hinata lay sprawled across her desk and said weakly, "He's a white-haired middle-aged uncle named Kakashi Hatake!"

Upon hearing that, Sasuke and Naruto imagined countless versions of a "white-haired middle-aged uncle" in their minds.

In the end, they summed it up in three words: So lame!

"Huh!" Naruto asked curiously, "Hinata, how did you know?"

Hinata did not want to say much and casually replied, "He came to visit our house yesterday, and I happened to see him."

"Oh!"

Naruto suddenly stood up and picked up a blackboard eraser, wedging it into the doorframe. The moment Hinata saw it, she perked right up.

So much time had passed that Hinata had nearly forgotten this scene.

"I'll help you!"

Happily, Hinata took out some wire from her ninja tool pouch. Using the door as the trigger for the trap, she tied a whole pile of chalk stubs to the wire, waiting for Kakashi to take the bait.

If she had had enough tools, Hinata would have even wanted to make it more fun.

For example, Akamaru's droppings...