The Game Becomes Reality: All My Alter Egos Are Gods
Chapter 265

The Post

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The Evil God rubbed his eyes, then rubbed them again, and zoomed in on the photo to examine it closely.

That flower-covered chair, like a throne of Black Iron and thorns, that extremely cold face, and that Spear beside him, idly brushing against the flower branches.

No mistake, genuine.

That's their Asura God, who's usually elusive and ruthless when it comes to beating up gods.

Looking to the side, I saw that everyone sitting there was a so-called Righteous God.

--The gods of Spring God, Summer God, Autumn God, Winter God, Death God, the Moon God, and Life God, even the Goddess of Beauty and the God of Wine are present.

Their Asura God sat amidst a group of Righteous Gods, with a delicate teacup with a small flower blooming on its stem in front of him.

Are they attending Tea Party?

The scene was so shocking that the Evil God's mouth remained agape.

However, when his gaze fell upon the Spring God, who was sitting not far from the Asura God, holding a cup and smiling Spring God, he suddenly understood.

Who doesn't know about the That Matter their Asura God slaughtered a god for love? Although to their Asura God, it was as normal as a mortal slaughtering a pig.

The location of this Tea Party couldn't be kept secret for long.

The Star Network is full of talented people. Bored netizens and equally bored Gods got together and dug up the background of the Goddess of Beauty's photo.

Through meticulous comparison and careful analysis, the final decision was made.

Location -- Perching Flower Star.

The news caused an uproar on Star Network.

They knew about this planet; the Goddess of Beauty liked it very much, and there was a quirky little Flower Tree on it.

However, no one joined the gods in the fun.

It's not that this generation of netizens is timid.

There are quite a few people in this world who are not afraid of death, and there are even gods who are not afraid of death. Perching Flower Star is just a small planet, not some dragon's den or tiger's lair. You can get there by buying an Interstellar ticket.

However, not being afraid of death is not the same as wanting to die.

As soon as the news leaked, Si Lin, the Clan Leader of the Jade Qilin Clan, reacted efficiently.

Thousands of the Jade Qilin Clan warships emerged from the void, completely surrounding the entire Perching Flower Star.

At the same time

All Interstellar flights to Perching Flower Star were suspended, and even applications for private spaceship routes were rejected by the system.

The reason can be summed up in four words.

--Waterway control.

The statement released by Si Lin was grand and dignified, but its gist was:

The Goddess of Beauty is resting here. To avoid disturbing her divine presence, the Jade Qilin Clan will temporarily assume the responsibility of guarding the area. We hope for your understanding.

On the surface: Hmph, none of you will dare disturb my My God.

In reality: Even the Clan Leader can't see it, so none of you can see it either!

The gods on the Star Network who originally planned to join in the fun, their enthusiasm vanished instantly when they saw the handsome face in the photo, colder than ten thousand years of ice.

--Asura God.

That jinx was there too.

Where the Asura God is present, Righteous Gods have to consider whether they can withstand a single blow from that Spear. What are these gods doing getting involved?

Are you looking for death? Do you have a death wish?

Or do you think you're thick-skinned and tough?

[About the private Tea Party held by ten Gods]

[1L]: (Loudspeaker) Can anyone tell me what happened? I just went to the bathroom, how come I came back to find such a huge melon?

[2L]: Ten Deities in one frame???

[3L]: What an amazing lineup! Am I still half asleep?

[4L]: Ah, isn't this our Moon God Goddess?

[5L]: Happiness came too suddenly.

[6L]: Waaaaaa XX, has He finally come out of His Moon God Palace?

[7L]:+1, I was worried that I would never see the Moon God Goddess appear anywhere else in my life.

[8L]: My God, He is still so aloof and otherworldly, sitting there like a handful of moonlight falling to earth.

[9L]: Upstairs, +1.

[10L]: As a fan and believer of the Moon God Goddess, who understands the feeling of standing on that rock outside the Moon God Palace every day with a handkerchief in hand, like a waiting-for-husband rock, and not being able to catch a glimpse of the hem of her clothes all year round? When I saw this photo today, I burst into tears.

[11L]: That's terrible. Luckily, we are believers of the Goddess of Beauty, and we get new content every few days. She seems to want to post three selfies a day, and each time she even includes a featured comment section. We really can't understand this kind of hardship.

[12L]: Yes, the benefits for the followers and fans of the Goddess of Beauty are so good! Everyone, quickly join my Goddess of Beauty's ranks... and say goodbye to those bland and miserable days before ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ.

[13L]: Once you enter the world of the Goddess of Beauty, you're guaranteed to have beautiful pictures every day, interactive moments every month, and your aesthetic sense will improve dramatically.

[14L]: I suggest everyone come to the fold of God of Wine, you might have the chance to drink wine brewed by His own hands~ It can cure diseases and disasters, beautify the skin and promote longevity, and a cup can make all worries disappear.

[15L]: Moreover, our God of Wine is easygoing, and who knows, if He's in the mood, He might even call you brother, provided He finds you agreeable.

[16L]: Yes, yes, everyone come quick! When our God of Wine is in a good mood, he'll turn into a little dumpling for you to pet and squeeze~ It's the fluffy kind, with a sweet, fruity wine scent!

[17L]: Stop arguing, stop arguing! I think our God of Love God is the most amazing!

[18L]: Yes, yes, for example, His Red Thread is particularly effective. Several couples around me got together after praying to the God of Love God.

[19L]: And did you guys see Love God's long, pink hair? It was so silky smooth it floated right into my heart.

[20L]: And those heart-shaped pink eyes of His, they make my heart flutter. Speaking of which, would Love God mind if we were to be linked Red Thread? I'd be happy to be on the waiting list!

[21L]: As a devout follower of the God of Love God, there is one thing I must point out: please, please do not use that Mind-Cleansing Mantra. Instead of reciting it, you should look up those obscure characters. It's best to look them up in a dictionary. You'll be exhausted from flipping through the pages. You won't have time to think about any random or messy things.

[Evil God]: The Mind-Cleansing Mantra is completely useless!

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