The Game Becomes Reality: All My Alter Egos Are Gods
Chapter 266

Attention, Everyone-Start Shooting!

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[100L]: Did something just flash by?

[101L]: Ahh--Isn't this our esteemed Evil God? Um, I really want to ask, did you sleep with the Goddess of Beauty? If not, may I...ᐋйд╟╢ཨོཾྈི༼ྀི༄༅༴༗༙༖Ιик?

[102L]: The wolfish ambitions of the person upstairs are obvious. And don't think I don't know what you're up to just because you sent a bunch of gibberish! Your gibberish clearly reads "replace" or "take over". I took a screenshot!

[103L]: 101L, you are truly brave. You are the first person in this building to dare to poach someone's partner right in front of the Evil God. I respect you as a man. Farewell, and don't come back.

[104L]: Group photo in the front row, waiting for a reply from an Evil God. But seriously, asking someone in front of them if they've slept with their sweetheart is just incredibly suicidal... no, incredibly reckless.

[105L]: Is it possible that 101L is actually Goddess of Goddess of Beauty's alternate account, deliberately trying to provoke Evil God?

[106L]: Goddess of Beauty, you can't be that bored... No, given Goddess of Beauty of watching a good show, it's not impossible.

[Evil God]: No! Besides, if you really want to do that, I will make you spend your whole life in Disaster and Fear, every second, without end.

After this line of text was sent, everyone who had been enthusiastically flooding the screen with comments and building threads all stopped abruptly.

Behind the screen, they all swallowed hard, a cold sweat seeping down their backs.

I was so excited just now that I almost forgot something.

A god is indeed a god.

Moreover, this Evil God was once Evil God.

Even though He now seems to have reformed, no longer stirring up bloodshed or bringing down unwarranted calamities.

But how easily can something ingrained in one's bones be changed?

No one doubted the truth of His words.

What the Evil God says, he absolutely does.

However, the silence lasted only a few breaths.

Then, construction continued.

After all, humans aren't exactly timid. After swallowing a couple of times to calm themselves down, they continued their conversation. Besides, this building now contained not only people, but also more and more Deities and scattered gods who had come upon hearing the news.

The topic snowballed and grew bigger and bigger.

Half a day has passed, but the activity has only grown more and more lively, with the refresh rate so fast it's dazzling.

[789L]: Are there any believers of the God of Desire? Let's all throw ourselves into the embrace of desire, ha~ha~ha~heh...

[790L]: Hey upstairs, are you a brother or sister? Are you okay? That laughter is turning from cheerful to weird. Do you need help making a phone call? The Star Network Mental Health Hotline is free, you're welcome.

[791L]: 791L is reporting 790L by name. I recognize this laughter. The first half is the laughter of a normal villain, and the second half is directly switched to horror movie mode.

[792L]: Are all followers of the God of Desire this hardcore? I was initially a little tempted to learn more, but now I'm saying goodbye. Sorry to bother you, I'm not worthy.

[793L]: No, believers of the God of Desire, is this how you usually proselytize? What's the success rate? I'm just curious.

[794L]: Replying to 792L, the success rate is approximately zero.

[795L]: Last time, this guy also shouted outside the Lord Spring God's believers' gathering, and was politely asked to leave by the flower vine.

[796L]: Wait, you saw him outside the Spring God believers' gathering? Whose believer are you anyway?

[797L]: How many of you here are pure die-hard fans of a single deity? Aren't you all just running wherever looks good, and jumping into whichever god has juicy gossip? To be honest, I'm a fan of six Deities at the same time. I wouldn't call myself a believer, but I do have a daily schedule for worshipping them.

[798L]: Yes, yes, me too! It's because I'm completely unable to withstand any test.

[799L]:+1.

[800L]: Has anyone else noticed that plants seem to be behaving a bit strangely lately?

[801L]: Ah, upstairs, did you meet Plant Princess? Are they cleaning your house every day like the Snail Princess?

[802L]: Ahhh, heavens and earth, I'd give up my best friend's ten years of being single just to give me a cute god to pet!

[6666L]: Omnipotent Goddess of Beauty, could you please take a few more pictures? One is not enough! I want to cover the entire ceiling with your beautiful shrine!

[6667L]: +1, Me too! Please, all-powerful Goddess of Beauty, give us a picture! You think you can just fob us off with one? No way! Goddess of Beauty, if you don't give us ten or eight pictures today, we'll stay here!

[6668L]: Everyone is begging the Goddess of Goddess of Beauty, so I'll beg the Lord Spring God instead. Lord Spring God, I'm hungry, could you give me some food? Please, just a little more!

[6669L]: Asking for everything will only harm... no, it will only make you happier! So I want them all, Goddess of Goddess of Beauty, Lord Spring God, Goddess of the Moon God, any one of the gods present will do, I don't need to be picky!

"Ding-dong, ding-dong."

A series of subtle prayers suddenly flooded into the mind of the God of Spring God.

I need photos, I need photos, I need photos...

After he finished reading, there were two more "ding-dong" sounds.

These two sounds were different from the prayers in my mind; they were exclusive notification sounds from the Star Network.

In the semi-transparent Star Network interface in Spring God's message list, the top-pinned dialog box, which originally read "Exclusive Customer Service," now had a different name.

Shen Muheng.

He opened the chat window, and a line of text popped up.

[Shen Muheng]: Great and gentle Lord Spring God, could you please take a few more pictures? My child is hungry and wants to see them, is that alright? ૮⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ ·̭ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝ა?

Spring God's gaze swept across the surroundings.

The sunlight outside the Pavilion was perfect, filtering through the sheer curtains and casting golden dappled patterns on the ground. The Star Dew Flower in the garden swayed gently in the breeze, the air filled with the aroma of tea and flowers, the chattering of the god of God of Wine, the occasional clear laughter of the Goddess of Beauty... the suppressed snort of the Autumn God, and the soft sound of the Asura God secretly poking at a small flower with his Spear.

Originally, the Spring God had no such intention.

But today, perhaps the sun was too strong, making everyone feel weak in the knees, or perhaps it was because many friends were...

That's how the idea popped into my head.

Spring God turned to the side, opened her palm, and lifted Su Qingci down, placing her in the center of her palm.

"Qingci, could you take a few more pictures for us?"

Su Qingci raised her little face, turned her head, and quickly glanced at the table full of gods in the Pavilion.

Apart from their own host, everyone here is an evil god. Oh, and the Asura God is also an evil god, and the Goddess of Beauty half an evil god!

"Don't worry, host. With me here, I'll make sure you get some really beautiful photos."

Before she finished speaking, Su Qingci lightly leaped from the Spring God's palm and hovered in mid-air.

Two tiny, short claws slashed through the air.

In an instant, one, two, ten, a hundred transparent cameras appeared in the air.

The cameras automatically adjusted their angles.

"Attention all units—Filming commence!"

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