Ch. 82Why Did You Bring Me Here?

Wuma Xiu left the Love God at his palace and let Flowing Cloud carry him across the galaxy in search of quieter company. Flowing Cloud brought him to the Moon God Palace, leaving him to wonder why it had taken him there.

  • A flower tree blessed by the Goddess of Beauty became a spirit and later ruled the sea of flowers on Perching Flower Star.
  • Wuma Xiu kicked the bound Love God off Flowing Cloud above the Love God Palace, where red threads caught him.
  • The Love God asked his main red thread to release him, but it pointed toward the Goddess of Beauty as he departed.
  • Wuma Xiu told Flowing Cloud he wanted to meet gods and beauties who could speak with him normally.
  • Flowing Cloud stopped above the Moon God Palace, and Wuma Xiu asked why it had brought him there.

Ch. 83Do You Like It?

The Goddess of Beauty visited the Moon God Palace to meet his other self and tried to win his attention. The Moon God remained absorbed in his book until the Goddess of Beauty began to tease him by offering to show his body.

  • The Goddess of Beauty entered the Moon God Palace after its gates opened for him.
  • He found the Moon God reading and leaned close to ask whether he could call him Moon, but the Moon God pushed him away and told him not to disturb his reading.
  • The Goddess of Beauty took the Moon God’s book and tried to convince him that looking at him was more interesting, but the Moon God called him silly and resumed reading.
  • The Goddess of Beauty sulked briefly on Flowing Cloud, then changed into a sheer silver-red outfit and tried several poses to seduce the Moon God.
  • After the Moon God ignored his attempts, the Goddess of Beauty teased that he might have to strip naked and began pulling at his collar as the Moon God looked up.

Ch. 84Where Did This Little Vixen Come From?

The Goddess of Beauty lounged with the Moon God in the Moon God Palace, lamenting that his admirers could not offer the friendship he wanted. The Sun God arrived expecting private time with his younger brother and found the Goddess of Beauty on his lap, then ordered him to leave.

  • The Moon God told the Goddess of Beauty to use the empty room next door, and the Goddess teased him before asking him to pay more attention.
  • The Moon God ruffled the Goddess of Beauty’s hair, and the Goddess happily settled back onto his lap.
  • The Sun God arrived at the Moon God Palace after arranging for the Night God and Star God to stay away.
  • The Sun God found the Goddess of Beauty sprawled across the Moon God’s lap and tried to pull him away.
  • The Moon God told the Sun God to ignore the Goddess, who introduced himself as the Goddess of Beauty.
  • The Sun God recognized the Goddess of Beauty and warned him to stay away from the Moon God or leave.

Ch. 85Can't I Really?

The Goddess of Beauty teased the Sun God by calling him “big brother,” briefly making him consider accepting him as another brother before revealing it was a joke. He then fell asleep on the Moon God's lap, leaving the Sun God jealous and planning to claim the same treatment for himself.

  • The Goddess of Beauty lounged on the Moon God's lap while the Sun God struggled to bring himself to hit him.
  • The Goddess of Beauty told the Sun God that he had always wished for a big brother, and the Sun God softened despite trying to resist.
  • The Goddess of Beauty laughed and revealed that he had been teasing the Sun God, who felt embarrassed but less angry than before.
  • The Sun God told the Goddess of Beauty to leave, but the Goddess of Beauty returned to the Moon God's lap and fell asleep.
  • The Moon God gently stroked the sleeping Goddess of Beauty's hair, and the jealous Sun God resolved to lie on his brother's lap in a few days.

Ch. 86The viral post

The Sun God learned that the Goddess of Beauty had met the Moon God at the beginning and worried about her many admirers, deciding to be a little kinder to the devoted Night God. Meanwhile, a viral Star Network poll pitted the Moon God against the Goddess of Beauty, and their supporters battled across forums and social platforms.

  • The Moon God shielded the sleeping Goddess of Beauty from outside sounds and told the Sun God they had met at the very beginning.
  • The Sun God worried that the Goddess of Beauty’s many admirers might hurt his younger brother and decided to treat the Night God a little better.
  • An unknown poster published a Star Network poll asking whether people preferred the Moon God or the Goddess of Beauty.
  • Supporters of both gods flooded the comments with arguments about their beauty, and the debate spread across social platforms as searches for Landon Star and Perching Flower Star surged.

Ch. 87What's the Conclusion, Anyway?

A Star Network thread debated which god was more appealing until the Goddess of Beauty appeared and claimed the Moon God was hers. She posted a picture of herself lying on the Moon God’s lap, and the gods’ comments left the thread’s boldest users afraid to face their earlier remarks.

  • Star Network users argued over whether the Moon God or the Goddess of Beauty was more appealing and traded rumors about the gods.
  • The Goddess of Beauty posted that everyone could only like her and that Moon was hers.
  • The Goddess of Beauty claimed she was in the Moon God Palace lying on Moon’s lap, then shared a picture of them together.
  • The picture spread across the universe, and the Goddess of Beauty said Moon had told her she was his favorite; the Moon God denied saying it.
  • The Star God, Sun God, Night God, and Love God joined the comments, leaving users scrambling to review their earlier posts.

Ch. 88Who Would Give Whom a Reality Check Was Still Up in the Air

The Goddess of Beauty continued provoking the gods online while lounging with the Moon God in the Moon God Palace. When the Sun God tried to separate them, the Goddess of Beauty switched places with the Moon God, just as the Star God and Night God arrived.

  • The Goddess of Beauty gloated over the threats from gods who promised to give him a reality check offline.
  • The Sun God tried to pull the Goddess of Beauty away from the Moon God, worried about the gods who were coming to visit.
  • The Goddess of Beauty stood up, lifted the Moon God from the couch, and settled him with his head in his own lap.
  • The Goddess of Beauty explained that it was the Moon God's turn to rest, while privately enjoying the chance to stir up trouble.
  • The system warned the Goddess of Beauty not to get carried away, then noticed the Star God and Night God had arrived.

Ch. 89Fanning the Flames

The Star God and Night God found the Goddess of Beauty intimately close to the Moon God in his library, and the Moon God stopped their attacks. When the Goddess of Beauty provoked them with a suggestive claim about their past, the Moon God moved the confrontation outside, where the Evil God joined the Goddess of Beauty and the Sun God took the Star God’s side.

  • The Star God and Night God arrived at the Moon God Palace and found the Sun God sulking in the library while the Goddess of Beauty leaned over the Moon God.
  • The Star God and Night God attacked the Goddess of Beauty, but the Moon God dispersed their divine power and told them to stop fooling around.
  • The Moon God tossed the Goddess of Beauty aside and ordered everyone to fight outside the library.
  • The Goddess of Beauty claimed that he and the Moon God had once been part of each other, provoking the Sun God, Star God, and Night God.
  • The Moon God transported everyone to the starfields, where the Star God challenged the Goddess of Beauty and the Goddess of Beauty asked for a kiss if he won.
  • The Evil God appeared beside the Goddess of Beauty, and the Sun God joined the Star God with a burning longsword.

Ch. 90I Want to See Rivers of Blood

The Goddess of Beauty faced nineteen black-clad gods who had come to fight him, while the Moon God, Sun God, Star God, and Night God sided with him. With the attackers unsettled by the powerful group opposing them, the Goddess of Beauty taunted them and claimed they were no match for him.

  • Nineteen black-clad gods appeared outside the Moon God Palace, demanding to face the Goddess of Beauty.
  • The system worried about the attackers but saw that its energy was full and planned to help the Goddess of Beauty escape if necessary.
  • The Goddess of Beauty called on the Moon God for help, and the Moon God stood beside him.
  • The Sun God, Star God, and Night God joined the Moon God's side, leaving the nineteen attackers facing six gods.
  • One black-clad god tried to avoid a fight with the powerful gods, but another insisted they attack.
  • The Goddess of Beauty told the Moon God and Evil God to stand aside, then mocked the attackers and compared their power to twenty-some Love Gods.

Ch. 91These Injuries Were Truly "Serious"

The Goddess of Beauty defeated the nineteen gods who had come to punish him, then fought Star God and received a tiny cut on his cheek. He complained to Moon God about the injury, which healed as Moon God examined it.

  • The Goddess of Beauty knocked away the first attacker and challenged the remaining gods to fight him together.
  • The eighteen gods charged the Goddess of Beauty and were all beaten and sent flying.
  • The Goddess of Beauty challenged Star God, and the two fought while the other gods watched.
  • Star God grazed the Goddess of Beauty's cheek, and the Goddess of Beauty stopped fighting and complained to Moon God.
  • Moon God called the cut serious, but it healed while he examined it.

Ch. 92The Clan Leaders

The Goddess of Beauty settled into the Moon God Palace while the Star God secretly arranged for visitors from the clans he had once protected to arrive. The clan leaders reached the palace hoping to see their god, but the Sun God Birds blocked their way as Si Ting watched.

  • The Goddess of Beauty insisted on staying at the Moon God Palace, then beat the nineteen gods in black when they failed to flee.
  • The Star God sent a message that drew the leaders of the Azure Deer, Silk-Tailed, and Frost and Snow Clans to the Moon God Palace.
  • The Sun God Birds descended before the palace and refused to let the visitors pass.
  • Xue Xian asked to see the Goddess of Beauty on behalf of the clans he had protected, but the leaders were turned away.
  • Xue Xian looked jealously at Si Ting, who understood her envy of the Jade Qilin Clan and felt jealous of his own father’s closeness to the Goddess of Beauty.

Ch. 93If: Fate's Bug — The God of Fate

The God of Fate and the Goddess of Beauty became lovers, and the God of Fate adjusted to a relationship that was far more lively than he had imagined. After meeting the God of Wine, they visited the God of Time, whose warning to the Goddess of Beauty reopened an old grievance.

  • The Goddess of Beauty agreed to try a relationship with the God of Fate, then kissed him and began an intense romance with him.
  • The Goddess of Beauty teased the God of Fate about his inexperience and his old plans to keep him close, then slapped him into a pit before pulling him out.
  • The Goddess of Beauty introduced the God of Fate to the God of Wine, and the God of Fate grew jealous of their closeness before the Goddess of Beauty reassured him.
  • The God of Time invited the God of Fate and the Goddess of Beauty to the Temple of Time, where the Goddess of Beauty discovered the God of Time had forgotten their past meeting.
  • The God of Time told the Goddess of Beauty not to kiss the God of Wine because the God of Wine was unwilling, leaving the Goddess of Beauty offended by the warning.

Ch. 94If: Romance Strategy Game—Wuma Xiu (Part 1)

Wuma Xiu encountered a mysterious beautiful man who pursued him into a romance game, where he unknowingly tied himself to the man with the Love God's Red Thread. After two people vanished from view and surveillance, Archbishop Xie Linyuan arrived to investigate, and Wuma Xiu recognized him as the same man from the temple, the delivery disguise, and the game.

  • Wuma Xiu prayed at the Fortune God Temple, met a veiled man who invited him for a drink, and fled after seeing his face.
  • The man found Wuma Xiu's home disguised as a delivery worker, mentioned Qingci and a system, then vanished before security could catch him.
  • Wuma Xiu played a romance game featuring a character named Dear who looked identical to the mysterious man, raised Dear's affection, and accepted the Love God's Red Thread at their wedding.
  • The next morning, a young man called Wuma Xiu Host and clung to his leg before disappearing, leaving security footage that showed no one there.
  • Security told Wuma Xiu that Archbishop Xie Linyuan of the Church of the Goddess of Beauty was coming to investigate.
  • Xie Linyuan arrived, and Wuma Xiu recognized his face as belonging to the man from the temple, the delivery disguise, and the game.

Ch. 95if Dating Sim—Wuma Xiu (Part 2)

Wuma Xiu let the Archbishop stay with him, only to discover that the supposed twin brother and monster were the Goddess of Beauty, who claimed they had once been close before Wuma Xiu lost his memories. After the Goddess of Beauty revealed the truth and brought him to the Sea of Stars, Wuma Xiu accepted his apology, and their relationship became intimate.

  • The Archbishop cooked dinner for Wuma Xiu, gave him a protective talisman, and stayed with him after it warned that something was outside his window.
  • The Goddess of Beauty watched over the sleeping Wuma Xiu, then arranged for him to wake with his hand against the god’s bare chest, leaving Wuma Xiu embarrassed and confused.
  • The Goddess of Beauty took Wuma Xiu shopping, to a movie, and to an amusement park, where Wuma Xiu realized there had never been a twin brother and the Archbishop had been deceiving him.
  • The Goddess of Beauty confessed that Wuma Xiu had lost his memories of their past and revealed that he was a god; Wuma Xiu also heard his system confirm the story.
  • Wuma Xiu let the Goddess of Beauty return home with him and serve him food, then agreed to share a bed; the next morning, he realized their night together had changed his feelings and the Goddess of Beauty admitted he had acted deliberately.

Ch. 96If: A Love That Began with a One-Night Stand — Evil God

Evil recalled how his love for the Goddess of Beauty began with a punch, a one-night stand, and a disastrous attempt to improve his technique using the Love God’s false advice. After years as the Goddess of Beauty’s devoted partner, Evil took his offered hand, and he promised he would always wait and bring the Goddess of Beauty home whenever he grew tired.

  • Evil told the Goddess of Beauty that he fell in love with him after being punched into a temple wall, because losing to him made him happy.
  • After the Goddess of Beauty criticized his technique and left, Evil asked the Love God for advice, and the Love God deliberately taught him false methods.
  • Evil followed the Love God’s advice with the Goddess of Beauty, who tore up his notes, realized the Love God had lied, and offered to teach him himself.
  • Evil became the Goddess of Beauty’s regular partner and stayed close to him, while the Goddess of Beauty’s affection grew without any promises between them.
  • Much later, when the Goddess of Beauty asked Evil to take his hand if he wanted to be with him, Evil immediately accepted.
  • The Goddess of Beauty asked whether Evil would have waited if he had never agreed, and Evil promised to wait and take him home whenever he grew tired.

Ch. 97Remember to Miss Me

The Goddess of Beauty left the Moon God Palace after teasing Moon, then told the clan heads that his kindred spirit had awakened. At a later offering, Li Xisheng revealed that the God of Wine had rejected his family’s wine and left a complaint, while the wine god clarified he was not the God of Life.

  • The Goddess of Beauty kissed Moon on the cheek, told him to remember to miss him, and disappeared with the clan heads.
  • The Goddess of Beauty received the clan heads in his temple and said he had sensed his kindred spirit awakening.
  • A Li Clan father offered wine to the God of Wine and had his three sons perform the incense ritual.
  • The wine jar vanished and reappeared, and Li Xisheng told his father the God of Wine had complained that the wine tasted awful.
  • A note appeared saying the wine was bad and the God of Wine could not promise flourishing descendants because he was not the God of Life.

Ch. 98Can I Have a Sip?

Wuma Xiu, acting as the God of Wine, arrived on the wine-making planet Wine Star and eagerly sought a taste from a local winemaker. The winemaker warned him that the area was dangerous and refused, but Wuma Xiu offered to trade as the encounter continued.

  • Wuma Xiu rinsed his mouth with his own ancient wine after spitting out a strange wine he had tasted at the Li family home.
  • Wuma Xiu reassured the system that controlling three divine identities had not tired him, and the system warned him to stay in character around the God of Wine’s many friends.
  • Wuma Xiu reached Wine Star, where a winemaker carrying a barrel noticed his wine gourd and cheerful, wine-loving manner.
  • The winemaker asked whether Wuma Xiu was alone and warned him that the area had become dangerous, but Wuma Xiu focused on asking for a sip of wine.
  • The winemaker refused, and Wuma Xiu offered to trade for a taste.

Ch. 99I'll Have to Use My Trump Card

Wuma Xiu used a tearful expression to persuade a brewer to give him wine, then repaid him with a tiny gourd of extraordinary wine. The brewer hurried home with it, hoping a sip might help his bedridden mother.

  • The brewer refused to serve Wuma Xiu because he looked underage and could not show a Federation identity card.
  • Wuma Xiu made himself look pitiful, and the brewer poured him a bowl of wine despite his objections.
  • After drinking, Wuma Xiu critiqued the brewing process and gave the brewer a tiny wine gourd as payment.
  • The brewer smelled the gourd’s rare wine and hurried home, thinking it might benefit his bedridden mother.

Ch. 100Getting Away with Cuteness

Wuma Xiu stole Fat Orange’s malt liquor, then won the brewery cat over with a scratch and a drink from his own gourd. As Fat Orange began drinking, three claps sounded nearby.

  • Wuma Xiu made Fat Orange’s leftover malt liquor disappear, then drank the fresh liquor the cat poured for itself.
  • Fat Orange attacked Wuma Xiu, but he caught it and stroked its back until it relaxed and decided to protect him in exchange for daily pets.
  • Wuma Xiu poured liquor from his gourd into Fat Orange’s saucer as a gift, and the cat began drinking it.
  • Three claps rang out as Fat Orange drank.

Ch. 101I Think I'm a Little Dead

Wuma Xiu followed talent agent Ling Yu home for wine, where Ling Yu tried to recruit him as an idol, but Wuma Xiu refused. Fat Orange mistook the meeting for danger and knocked Ling Yu unconscious, leaving him sprawled on the floor.

  • Wuma Xiu accepted Ling Yu's invitation to his home after learning the stranger openly admitted to luring people away.
  • Ling Yu introduced himself as Starlight Entertainment's chief talent agent and urged Wuma Xiu to become an idol.
  • Wuma Xiu rejected the offer, explaining that he had no need for money or a career and had plenty of time to drink.
  • Fat Orange burst into the room and struck Ling Yu across the head, knocking him unconscious.
  • Wuma Xiu thanked Fat Orange and explained that Ling Yu had not been bullying him.
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