Beauty, Who Are You?

Early the next morning, Feng Lan woke up, clutching his head as he said,

"Ah... my head hurts. What happened last night? Right! Lax... us?" Feng Lan turned to look at Laxus, only to find that the person lying beside him was not Laxus, but a busty beauty with golden curls.

Oh no, Mira won't kill me, will she? Feng Lan anxiously poked the woman. "Hey, beauty, who are you?"

The woman slowly opened her eyes. "Mm...? Feng... Lan? Who are you!? I didn't do anything to you!"

"Hm?" Feng Lan looked down at himself. Two huge slimes sat on his chest. He touched his hair and found a long, thin ponytail hanging down his back.

The two exchanged an awkward glance. "Holy crap..."

"What's going on!? How did I turn into a woman!?" Laxus stared at his body in disbelief.

Feng Lan clutched his head. "Aaaaah! How am I supposed to go home like this!?"

Feng Lan had already begun imagining his future. Slokard: Yo, my precious daughter, want to wear a skirt?~ Mira: Come on, Feng Lan, look at the dress I bought you.~ Natsu: Come duel me! Feng Lan, big... sis~

Laxus suddenly turned around. "Feng Lan, if we both changed, then could it be..."

Feng Lan froze for a moment before realizing what he meant. "Crap... let's get back, quick!"

Feng Lan and Laxus hurried back, only to discover that everyone in the guild seemed to still be asleep. However, there was someone else lying on the beach.

Feng Lan and Laxus walked over. Laxus asked in confusion, "Is that... Gildarts?"

Feng Lan stared carefully at Gildarts, covering his nose. "Probably, maybe, I guess... But that figure is way too damn hot!"

Laxus awkwardly remarked, "The two of us aren't any worse..."

"Ah!!!" A scream suddenly came from the boys' dormitory.

"Natsu! Gray! You two turned into girls!" Elfman shouted.

Gray yelled with a dumbfounded expression, "So did you! What the hell is going on!?"

Natsu looked at Gray and Elfman, then lowered his head to look at his own swollen chest. "This is a dream. A nightmare, right... Aaaaah! No matter how I look at it, this isn't a dream!"

Biggs and Freed stared at each other in bewilderment.

"Freed, hurry up and undo your spell!"

"It wasn't me! I'm not that perverted!"

Before long, the boys' dormitory had exploded into chaos, and everyone rushed onto the beach. There were mature beauties, there were little girls... In short, there were no men at all...

The girls' dormitory, awakened by the commotion, also came to the beach and stared blankly at a group of familiar yet unfamiliar beauties...

Mira and Feng Lan awkwardly looked at each other. Mira looked at Feng Lan's slimes, then lowered her head to look at her own chest. "Mm..."

Feng Lan asked with a face full of black lines, "What exactly are you comparing...?"

Wendy timidly walked over from the side, grabbed Mira's leg, and hesitantly said, "Feng Lan... big sister?"

Feng Lan immediately coughed up a mouthful of blood. "Wendy... don't call me that..."

Lisanna walked over to Natsu and Elfman. "Natsu? Elfman... big sisters?"

Elfman said lifelessly, "Lisanna... have mercy on us."

Natsu lay on the ground. "I should've just rotted away in the guild..."

Gray lay beside Natsu and said in despair, "Just destroy everything already..."

Macao and Wakaba sat on the beach, smoking. "How are we supposed to go home and face our wives like this...?"

Gildarts lay in the water. "It's over... my happiness is gone..."

"Ahem!" At that moment, Makarov strolled over from the side as though nothing had happened. "Everyone, how are you feeling?"

"Old man! How are you fine!?" Laxus saw that Makarov was completely unharmed.

Makarov shrugged and handed everyone a travel guide and a talisman.

Laxus looked at it in confusion. "The legendary tourist destination—Aphrodite Island. It is said that this island can cast magic that turns men into women. But if you don't want to become a girl, you can use magic to draw the pattern below and avoid it~"

Makarov stroked his beard. "Hahaha! You really didn't disappoint me! This place was totally worth visiting!... Why are you all staring at me?"

Laxus asked with a smile, "Then may I ask whether this magic affects magical power?"

Makarov shook his head. "No, it won't affect your magical power. What's wrong, my dear grand. daugh. ter?"

Laxus smiled. "Nothing... I'm gonna beat the crap out of you for the greater good!"

Feng Lan rolled up his sleeves. "You can't take him alone. Count me in!"

Makarov hurriedly shouted at Gildarts, "Gildarts! Say something, quick!"

Gildarts stood up in despair. "Mm... this Guild Master should not remain here long!"

"Ah! Rebellion!" Makarov was crazily chased down by a crowd of beauties.

After running for half an hour, everyone finally ran out of strength and stopped.

Makarov panted as he said, "You guys... wait a moment. I never said you couldn't change back."

Feng Lan put away his two swords and stared at Makarov. "I'm giving you one chance. How do we change back?"

Makarov sat down on the ground and stroked his beard. "You don't need to do anything. Once the moon comes out tonight, you'll change back."

Feng Lan continued staring at Makarov intensely. "What if we can't change back?"

Makarov shrugged. If they couldn't change back, then they wouldn't. "You look pretty good..."

Feng Lan and Laxus looked at each other. "Get him!"

Makarov hurriedly backed away. "No, no, no! Believe me! You really will change back once night comes!"

Feng Lan and the others discussed it for a while before saying, "Fine, we'll trust you once. If we can't change back, you're done for!"

Everyone had thought they only needed to quietly wait until night and safely change back. But when they returned to the beach, a horrifying scene awaited them.

The moment Feng Lan and the others returned, they were ordered to try on all kinds of skirts, camisoles, and the like.

"Big sis! Please spare me!" Feng Lan nearly broke down as he sprinted away.

"Trust me! You'll definitely look good in them!" Mira chased Feng Lan all over the place while holding two JK uniforms.

White smoke suddenly drifted in from all directions, and someone dragged Feng Lan aside.

When the smoke dispersed, Mira blankly looked around. "Feng Lan? Honestly... he actually got away..."

In the water nearby, Wakaba, Feng Lan, and Laxus only dared to speak after seeing Mira leave.

Feng Lan said gratefully, "Thanks to you two! That was terrifying just now..."

Wakaba waved a hand. "It was nothing. We're all victims, so we help each other out. Laxus saved me too."

Laxus weakly complained, "How the hell is this a team-building vacation... This is clearly a battle royale..."

Feng Lan and Wakaba nodded in wholehearted agreement. "I miss the guild..."