Naruto Insisted on Becoming My Underling

Xiao Yun and the other two went out to take a look, only to see a blue-eyed, blond-haired boy standing there with his hands in his pockets, whistling and looking utterly carefree.

Naruto Uzumaki!

"Xiao Yun, you're pretty strong. You're qualified to be my boss. From today onward, you're my master."

Naruto Uzumaki looked at Xiao Yun with a cocky expression.

Xiao Yun did not know whether to laugh or cry. So this guy had come to become his disciple. Anyone who did not know better would think he had come to take on a disciple.

"Naruto Uzumaki, did water get into your brain? Is that how you acknowledge a master?"

Rock Lee stuffed a thick stack of cash into his crotch and glared at Naruto Uzumaki in extreme displeasure.

"Hmph! Becoming his disciple is giving him face. I'm a man who'll become Hokage in the future. Having a disciple who becomes Hokage, Xiao Yun should be secretly overjoyed. Hey, Xiao Yun, do you agree or not? Give me a straight answer."

Naruto Uzumaki asked.

"Become Hokage? You? If I remember correctly, you have mixed-attribute Chakra with only level-one purity. I think you should go back and learn how to make ramen, so you'll at least have a skill to make a living with in the future."

Rock Lee sneered disdainfully.

"What did you say? Watermelon head, you're courting death! I'll fucking chop you to death!"

Naruto Uzumaki instantly flew into a rage. As he spoke, he grabbed a wooden stick beside him and charged at Rock Lee.

"Hmph!"

Rock Lee let out a cold laugh. His body moved like a cheetah as he met Naruto with a kick, instantly sending him flying and slamming him heavily into the ground.

"Ah!"

Naruto cried out miserably, blood flowing from the corner of his mouth.

"I'll fight you to the death!"

With a vicious gleam in his eyes, Naruto sprang to his feet and formed hand seals with both hands.

He knew ninjutsu?

Everyone was stunned.

"Ninja Art—Harem Jutsu!"

Poof

Poof

Poof

A scantily clad beauty suddenly appeared before them.

"Holy shit!"

The three spoke in unison, and nosebleeds instantly flowed shamefully from their noses.

"How about it, Xiao Yun? Will you take me as your underling? As long as you do, I'll transform into different beauties for you every day—teachers, nurses, secretaries, voluptuous mature beauties, lolis, whatever you want. I can even do all kinds of poses!"

Naruto Uzumaki said in an extremely seductive tone.

Xiao Yun stared wide-eyed at the "beauty" before him. How did this kid know so much?

"Naruto, put away your technique first."

Xiao Yun was speechless. Although he aspired to be a stud, women transformed from men still made his skin crawl.

Thud

Naruto dispelled the technique and looked at Xiao Yun excitedly. "You agreed to take me as your disciple?"

"Naruto, weren't you assigned to Kakashi's Team 7? Kakashi Hatake is a powerful ninja known as the Copy Ninja. You can train properly under him, can't you?"

Might Guy looked at Naruto Uzumaki in confusion.

"Kakashi isn't qualified to teach a genius like me."

Naruto Uzumaki said with a punchable expression.

"Tell the truth."

Xiao Yun looked at Naruto speechlessly.

"Uh... uh... actually... actually, I don't have talent for ninjutsu. I want to learn Wing Chun from you! That move that instantly defeated Sasuke today."

Naruto stammered for a long while before finally telling the truth.

"Please! Xiao Yun, let me become your disciple and train in Wing Chun under you."

"I know I'm useless at everything and can never get enough to eat! I also know that lots of my classmates look down on me, so I want to become stronger. I want everyone to acknowledge me. I want Sakura to fall for me. I want to become Hokage and protect Konoha."

After saying that, Naruto actually knelt down, removed his forehead protector, and repeatedly slammed his forehead into the ground until blood flowed freely.

Everyone was moved, especially Xiao Yun. The boy before him was the son of the Fourth Hokage. He should have been born into wealth and honor, surrounded by lackeys, throwing his weight around everywhere and bullying men and women alike.

Yet now, without his parents' protection, he had endured all the coldness and hardship the world had to offer. Even so, his heart still leaned toward the light. Especially those final words—protect Konoha. An ordinary child would probably have long been thinking of taking revenge on society instead. Protect fucking Konoha?

At the very least, Xiao Yun knew he did not possess such broad-mindedness.

"Alright! I agree to let you study under me. But let me make this clear: Wing Chun is only a set of techniques. The most important thing is building a solid foundation and learning the Eight Inner Gates. That'll be very hard, so you'd better prepare yourself mentally."

Xiao Yun looked at Naruto seriously.

"Master, please accept your disciple's bow."

Naruto looked at Xiao Yun excitedly and fiercely kowtowed three times.

"Xiao Yun, you can't do this! It'll be hard to explain to Kakashi. Naruto was assigned to Kakashi by the Third Hokage. Stealing someone else's student is a major taboo in Konoha."

Might Guy spoke up to remind him.

"I'll handle this!"

Xiao Yun waved his hand, signaling for Might Guy to relax...

At nightfall.

Shizune found Xiao Yun and said that Tsunade's pregnancy symptoms were too severe, telling Xiao Yun to hurry over and take a look.

"Huh? Tsunade, aren't you perfectly fine?"

Xiao Yun looked doubtfully at that exquisite, rosy face beneath the moonlight. She did not look unwell at all!

"Hand it over!"

Tsunade held out her left hand before Xiao Yun.

"Hand over what?"

Xiao Yun's heart suddenly skipped a beat for no reason.

"It's like this, Xiao Yun. Lady Tsunade lost a little money gambling a few days ago, and the creditors are pressing her hard. I heard you won a lot of money today, so take it out and help Lady Tsunade pay off her debts first!"

Shizune scratched her head awkwardly.

"Lost a little money?"

Xiao Yun frowned. Damn it, how had he forgotten that Tsunade loved gambling?

"How much?"

Xiao Yun asked weakly.

"Not much."

Tsunade casually raised one finger...