Actually, My Name Is Uzumaki Xiao Yun

Tsunade's residence

The room was awash in pink, overflowing with girlish charm.

Xiao Yun slowly woke up in bed and looked around in confusion. Wasn't this the place where Tsunade had forced herself on him before?

Why was he here?

"Ugh."

Xiao Yun had barely raised himself when a wave of intense pain swept through his entire body. He grimaced in agony and collapsed back onto the bed.

What the hell is going on? Why does it hurt so much?

"Brat, your body is still too weak. It can't withstand that monster's Chakra, and that Wood Style: Fire-Wood Killing Technique is evil. Use that ninjutsu less in the future!"

At that moment, the system's voice rang out.

"Brat system, I'm about to fight the number one genius of the Hidden Cloud Village. I need to know exactly how strong I am now. By the way, do you have any way to rapidly increase my strength?"

Xiao Yun asked.

"No!"

The system answered decisively.

"Really none?"

"None!"

"Then I won't cultivate Chaos Heaven Gate anymore!"

"You little brat—"

"So, is there or isn't there?"

"There is!"

"Come on, Xiao Yun. Time to take your medicine!"

Tsunade carried a bowl of medicinal soup as she slowly walked to Xiao Yun's side. Her beautiful eyes were brimming with tenderness, and she looked utterly enchanting.

For a moment, Xiao Yun stared blankly. Though he saw her often, he could never get enough of the woman before him. Mature and charming yet playful and adorable, with such a perfect figure—her body even swayed as she walked. Their future children would definitely never go hungry.

"What are you looking at?"

Tsunade asked with a gentle smile.

"Our children's food supply."

Xiao Yun instinctively wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth and answered stupidly.

"Hmph, pervert. Drink your medicine first."

Tsunade said, pretending to be angry.

So beautiful. Even when she's angry, she's this beautiful. Dying on a woman like this would be worth it. I want to protect her. I want to die on her belly. I absolutely can't let her suffer beneath another man.

Gulp, gulp, gulp.

Xiao Yun took the bowl from Tsunade and drained it in one go. Afterward, the pain in his body actually eased considerably.

After resting for a while, Xiao Yun got up to leave.

"Where are you going?"

Tsunade asked in confusion.

"I'm going to train. I don't have much time left."

Xiao Yun said seriously.

Tsunade smiled and tugged at the corner of Xiao Yun's clothes, saying with extreme shyness, "Silly, rest here tonight."

Buzz!

Xiao Yun's head buzzed. Rest here tonight? What did she mean by that?

"You little rascal!"

Tsunade's eyes brimmed with desire. When she had first become pregnant, she had only chosen Xiao Yun out of necessity. But after spending this time together, she had seen all the effort Xiao Yun made for her, and she was deeply moved.

Especially Xiao Yun in his berserk state—he was such a man.

Yes!

Tsunade had fallen for Xiao Yun. What woman wouldn't like a man willing to risk his life for her?

Even someone as strong as Tsunade was no exception.

"I..."

Xiao Yun only felt an evil flame erupt from his lower abdomen and spread throughout his body. He grabbed Tsunade in his arms, and his pig lips immediately lunged at her.

"Xiao Yun, I want to try that Sea King's Sorrow you mentioned."

Tsunade said bashfully.

"O-fucking-K!"

Xiao Yun was beside himself with excitement.

"This..."

Just as Xiao Yun was about to explore further, his entire body suddenly went rigid as if struck by lightning. Fuck, Tsunade got her period!

"Ah, I forgot about that."

Tsunade looked at Xiao Yun awkwardly as well.

What was going on?

Even a Kage-level ninja like Tsunade got periods?

His worldview was shattered!

"It can only wait until next time. I'm sorry, Xiao Yun. You'll have to hold it in."

Tsunade's voice was full of self-reproach.

"Actually, Tsunade, there's more than one way to solve this. Look, you have hands and a mouth, so we can still..."

"Nirai."

The next day

Xiao Yun returned to the training grounds. A group of people had appeared at what was usually a quiet cultivation site.

The Third Hokage, Danzo, and the Hyuga Clan Leader, Hyuga Hiashi.

"Master, you're back! Lord Third Hokage has been waiting for you for a long time."

When Naruto saw Xiao Yun, he rushed over.

Xiao Yun frowned. These people were probably here because of the Nine-Tails' Chakra. He needed to come up with an explanation to smooth this over.

"Morning, everyone!"

Xiao Yun greeted them with a smile.

"Xiao Yun, how do you possess the Nine-Tails' Chakra?" the Third Hokage asked directly.

"Xiao Yun, who exactly are you?"

Danzo stared at Xiao Yun with a wary expression. Xiao Yun was already in his early twenties. A genius like him would be a protected priority anywhere, so how could he have suddenly appeared in Konoha?

There was only one possibility: he was a spy planted in Konoha by another village.

"Yes, Xiao Yun. We hope you can give us a reasonable explanation."

Hyuga Hiashi spoke as well.

Xiao Yun let out a long sigh, looked at everyone meaningfully, and said, "Sigh, it seems I can't hide it anymore. Everyone, my real name is Uzumaki Xiao Yun. Naruto's mother, Uzumaki Kushina, was my older sister, and Naruto is my nephew. This is what happened..."

Xiao Yun spun his tale, leaving everyone dumbfounded.

In Xiao Yun's story, Uzumaki Kushina was his biological older sister, but they had been separated after he was born.

After countless hardships, Xiao Yun had finally found his sister. He had intended to follow her back to Konoha, but the Nine-Tails happened to attack the village. Minato had exhausted all his strength to seal the Nine-Tails with the Reaper Death Seal.

Originally, he had wanted to seal the Nine-Tails' Chakra inside Naruto, but Naruto had just been born and simply could not withstand all of the Nine-Tails' Chakra. The Fourth Hokage had no choice but to divide the Nine-Tails' Chakra into Yin and Yang halves.

The Yang half had been sealed inside Naruto, while the Yin half had been sealed inside Xiao Yun.

After the Nine-Tails incident, Xiao Yun had wanted to come to Konoha, inherit his brother-in-law's Will of Fire, and serve Konoha. But for some reason, Xiao Yun, who had been placed under a sealing technique, had fainted on the spot. When he woke up, he was in a strange and distant place.

After wandering about for all these years, he had finally returned to Konoha.

"Brother-in-law, wherever the leaves dance, the fire burns on. Don't worry. From now on, I'll protect Konoha and Naruto!"

"Determination" gleamed in Xiao Yun's eyes.

"Uncle, you're my uncle? No wonder you've always been so good to me! Waaah..."

Naruto burst into tears. Even if he were beaten to death, he never would have imagined that he still had a blood relative in this world. He was not alone after all.

"Good boy, you've suffered all these years."

Xiao Yun was speechless inside. Don't you know where my Nine-Tails' Chakra came from? This lie might fool others, but it even fooled you. You really are a guy missing a screw.

"No wonder. I had wondered back then how newborn Naruto could withstand the Nine-Tails' Chakra. So that was it!"

The Third Hokage looked enlightened.

"Mm! I had also thought about it for a long time without understanding it. So that's how it was. However, Xiao Yun, while your explanation is somewhat convincing, how will you prove that you are a member of the Uzumaki Clan? For Konoha's sake, you must return with me to the Anbu for an investigation."

Danzo said coldly.

Once he said that, even the Third Hokage could say nothing, since this fell within Danzo's authority.

Xiao Yun revealed a mysterious smile...