Genin Class

Looking at Tsunade's jade-white body, Xiao Yun could not help but marvel. He had seen it before, but seeing it again still made his blood race.

Damn it!

Xiao Yun could not help secretly rejoicing as he muttered to himself, "I really am a genius. The Oscars really do owe me a little gold statuette. Come on! It's time to charge!"

As soon as Xiao Yun finished speaking, he impatiently puckered his lips and leaned his head over.

Just then, Tsunade suddenly opened her eyes and stared fiercely at Xiao Yun.

It's over!

I've been exposed!

Slap! Slap! Slap! Xiao Yun's heart skipped a beat, and he could not help slapping himself across the mouth. How had he failed to control his mouth at such a critical moment?

"Xilai."

"Tsunade, listen to my excuse... listen to my explanation."

Tsunade suddenly and gently pressed her left hand against Xiao Yun's forehead, while making a silencing gesture with her right hand.

Bang!

With a casual flick, Tsunade sent Xiao Yun flying with a miserable scream. His body flew straight into the wall.

Tsunade angrily sprang to her feet and walked toward Xiao Yun, cracking her knuckles.

"Tsunade, calm down! You're still pregnant!"

Xiao Yun was terrified. He had tried to steal a chicken only to lose the rice used to lure it.

"Calm down my ass! I'll make you pay for pretending, for trying to take advantage of me!"

Tsunade swung her arms and pummeled Xiao Yun relentlessly.

Konoha Medical Room

"Who is the patient's family?" A Konoha Medical Ninja in a white coat emerged with a report in hand.

"Me! Doctor, how is Xiao Yun?"

Shizune walked over.

"Eight broken ribs, a comminuted fracture in his left arm, massive arterial bleeding, a ruptured lung lobe... Go pay the fees."

The medical ninja left after speaking.

Shizune stood frozen in place. Last night, he had only had a fever. Could a fever really leave someone in such a state?

"Lady Tsunade, what exactly happened to Xiao Yun?"

Shizune looked at Tsunade in confusion. These injuries were obviously caused by a beating, and from yesterday until now, only Tsunade had been with him.

"That bastard... Forget it. Go pay the bill."

Tsunade left the hospital in a huff.

Five days later, Xiao Yun was still lying in bed, wrapped in bandages from head to toe like a living mummy. A pained expression appeared on his face from time to time, but in truth, he had already fully recovered yesterday.

It was all thanks to Wood Chakra. It was simply too miraculous.

"Damn Tsunade. Nothing is more venomous than a woman's heart; the ancients truly did not deceive me. One day, I'll push you down and make you cry as you scream for mercy!"

Xiao Yun said viciously.

"What did you say?" An icy voice sounded beside Xiao Yun. Tsunade had somehow appeared at his side.

"N-Nothing." Xiao Yun was scared half to death.

"Tomorrow, you're going to the Genin Training Class. Remember, you only have one year to advance to Chunin. If you fail, I'll castrate you so you can't go around harming anyone else."

"I can't get out of bed!"

"You're still pretending? Believe it or not, I'll make sure you can never get out of bed again!"

Xiao Yun: &*@×

Konoha

Ninja Training Room

"Hello, everyone. Please give a warm round of applause to welcome our new student—Xiao Yun!"

Clap! Clap! Clap!

Thunderous applause erupted.

Xiao Yun slowly walked into the classroom. The moment he saw the students inside, his face darkened.

They were all elementary school kids with their own distinctive looks!

He might look young, but no matter what, he still looked like a college student.

Thinking that he would have to be classmates with a bunch of elementary school kids from now on, Xiao Yun felt ten thousand horses stampeding through his heart.

"Arigatou gozaimasu. Nice to meet you all, please treat me well. My name is Xiao Yun, and you can call me Xiao-sang!"

Xiao Yun bent at a ninety-degree angle and gave a standard military-style bow. When in Rome, do as the Romans do!

"Wow, wonderful! Xiao-sang is so handsome!"

"Wow, Xiao-sang's blue hair is so flowing and elegant!"

"Sakura Haruno, you can have Sasuke-kun. Xiao-sang is mine!"

Xiao Yun smiled faintly. What did a bunch of brats know about being handsome? Speaking of handsome, the person he admired most in his life was that Blue Star webnovel-writing laborer whose pen name was Hao the Most Handsome of Blue Star. He was truly breathtaking, irresistible to both men and women.

At that moment, Xiao Yun had no mood to listen to these little girls praising him. He had to become a Chunin within a year, or he would still be unable to escape the fate of becoming Eunuch Xiao.

"Iruka-sensei, where is my seat?"

Xiao Yun politely looked at the ninja before him, who was about the same age as him.

"Xiao-sang, your seat is in the middle at the back."

As soon as Iruka said that, a wave of sighs came from the girls in the classroom.

Xiao Yun quickly walked to the back and sat down. At the two ends of the last row sat two people: one was a blond boy sleeping soundly.

The other was a boy in Uchiha Clan attire, staring gloomily out the window.

Their identities were obvious: Uchiha Sasuke and The Protagonist, Naruto Uzumaki.

He had not expected to be placed in the same class as the male lead and second male lead of Naruto.

"Students, today we will learn how to use Chakra."

After pausing, Iruka looked over everyone in the class and said, "Before that, I would like to ask you all: what is Chakra?"

"I know, Iruka-sensei!"

A pretty girl with pink hair raised her hand high.

"I know too."

The girl sitting beside her also raised her hand.

Iruka smiled, looked at one of them, and said, "Ino, you answer."

"Chakra is the power produced by the perfect fusion of the various energies controlled by the human body. It is the source of energy for performing ninjutsu, genjutsu, taijutsu, and enhancing combat strength."

"Mm, very good answer. Does anyone else want to add anything?" Iruka asked.

"Teacher, I will!"

Sakura said eagerly.

Iruka nodded with a smile.

"In short, Chakra is the energy within our bodies! In nature, there are seven types: fire, wind, lightning, earth, water, yang, and yin. When two Chakra nature transformations are combined at the same time, they create a new release technique, known as a Kekkei Genkai."

"For example: wind plus water equals ice, and earth plus water equals wood. Usually, only a very small number of ninjas can develop such new release techniques themselves. For example, the First Hokage, who pacified the chaotic era and founded Konoha, was born with Wood Chakra."

Sakura explained eloquently.

"Sakura answered very well. Please take your seat!" Iruka gave her a satisfied smile.

Hearing that, Sakura smugly glanced at her deskmate Ino.

"What are you so smug about, you little bitch?" Ino muttered quietly.

"You're the little bitch! Your whole family is made up of little bitches!"

Sakura Haruno immediately snapped back.

"Sakura Haruno, this is class time, so I won't argue with you. If you've got guts, wait for me at the gate after school. I'll tear your mouth apart!"

Ino glared viciously at Sakura.

"You think I'm afraid of you? Whoever doesn't show up is a granddaughter!"

After saying that, the two of them turned away angrily at the same time, neither willing to look at the other.

"Ino and Sakura both gave excellent answers. Next, we will begin the Chakra detection session. When I call your name, please come to my side."

After speaking, Iruka took out something that looked like an iPad.