Genshin Impact: The Liyue Sword Immortal and the Player's Madness
Chapter 42

Order First

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The three hurried along.

They arrived at Wangshu Inn.

When Little Paimon saw what the inn looked like,

her mouth dropped into an O.

"Wow, so this is Wangshu Inn."

Ying was also somewhat surprised

by this unusual building.

"What a strange building. It feels like it grew out of the tree."

She looked around.

Many people were dining in the open-air area on the first floor.

"But isn't this place a little too full of everyday life?"

Paimon stroked her chin, agreeing with Ying.

"Mhm, compared to Jueyun Karst, this place feels more like an ordinary home. It doesn't have that ethereal immortal air."

"Does the Demon Slayer Great Sage really live in a place like this?"

It was no wonder Paimon and Ying thought that way.

By the time they reached Wangshu Inn,

it was already evening.

It was just in time for dinner.

Wangshu Inn secretly served as Ningguang's informant,

supporting the Demon Slayer Great Sage in his work.

But on the surface, it was still an inn for meals and lodging.

Naturally, it also served food.

And Yanxiao's cooking was quite good.

Many people from nearby came here to eat.

No wonder Ying said the place was full of everyday life.

Ying stood with her hands on her hips and looked at Paimon.

"How rare. Paimon actually remembered the 'important business' at a time like this."

"Shouldn't you be shouting that you want to eat?"

Paimon's little face puffed up with anger.

She stomped her feet in midair.

"I can tell what's more important too, okay?"

"That Great Immortal Bird might really do something to Liyue Harbor!"

Back at the Cave Dwelling, she called him an immortal adeptus. Now she was calling him a Great Immortal Bird.

That was just how Paimon was.

The Adeptus of Nicknames.

Paimon turned to the side,

wanting to pull Mu Yang onto her side and strike back at Ying together.

But she saw that he had already headed for the second floor.

Paimon looked smugly at Ying.

"See? Mu Yang knows finding the adeptus is more important too. Hmph."

The two hurried after Mu Yang.

When they reached the second floor,

Mu Yang walked straight toward Wangshu Inn's owner—Fildeth.

Paimon whispered,

"Could that proprietress know where the Demon Slayer Great Sage is?"

Ying shrugged.

It was her first time here too. Why was Paimon asking her?

Since Mu Yang knew her, they would just see what he did.

However, the moment Mu Yang opened his mouth,

Paimon couldn't hold it together anymore.

Mu Yang did not ask about the Demon Slayer Great Sage.

Instead, he started ordering food directly from Fildeth.

"Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, Golden Shrimp Balls, squirrel fish, and almond tofu."

"We'll eat on the terrace."

Fildeth wrote the order down.

She glanced at Ying and Paimon.

"Of course, Mr. Mu, but are you sure it's all right for them to go up there?"

"The blonde young lady should be fine, but that white flying pet is a little..."

Mu Yang indicated that it was fine.

Hahahaha, white flying pet.

Nickname +1.

This was the karmic retribution for loving to give people nicknames.

Could anyone just treat Paimon as one of our companions?

Fildeth's voice was not particularly quiet.

Paimon stomped her feet in fury.

"Hey! What do you mean, white flying pet?! I'm Paimon!"

"And why are we already ordering food?!"

Mu Yang said calmly,

"These are the chef's specialties. They're very good."

Paimon: "Oh, oh, so they're specialties. I see..."

(Paimon's usual prelude to complaining) "Who asked you about that?! Why are we ordering food? We came here to find an adeptus!"

Guinaifen's livestream.

Xiao Guizi laughed heartily,

with no regard whatsoever for her image.

"I'm dying, chat. It wasn't even that funny at first."

"But Mu Yang just had to say it with that expressionless face."

"And he acted like it was perfectly natural. That's what made it so funny."

Haha, my laugh threshold is low. I can't take it.

Paimon has been forced into the straight-man role.

Mu Yang loves eating even more than Paimon.

Better order first.JPG

Genshin Impact has its own 443 too.

Order first? Start the feast first!

Rex Lapis: Does anyone still remember what happened to me?

After Guinaifen finished laughing,

she began to analyze the situation.

"Laughing aside, chat, Mu Yang doesn't seem like the kind of person who would do something so unreliable."

"Look, the innkeeper even specifically asked about our situation."

"This doesn't feel simple."

'Thank you to user Skeleton Gold Farming Server High Drop Rate Gold Farming Boom Boom Boom for the paid message' (100 yuan)

"Skeleton Gold Farming Server High Drop Rate Gold Farming Boom Boom Boom": Ever since Xiao Guizi started stanning Mu Yang, she's gotten smarter.

So, want to play on our Skeleton Gold Farming Server? We have swordsmen too.

Xiao Guizi had a hard time keeping a straight face as she looked at the paid message.

"No, chat, isn't your map of Yan State a little too short?"

What an absurd ad guy.

But he did make a little sense. Xiao Guizi was starting to understand the plot somewhat.

Note: only plots and gameplay related to Mu Yang.

Was this the power of a stan?

This was Mu Yang's charm!

Seeing how miserable Little Paimon looked,

Ying snickered beside her.

"Paimon isn't a flying pet now. She's the straight man."

Paimon was already exhausted.

She could not be bothered to argue with Ying anymore.

"You..."

After teasing Paimon,

Ying asked Mu Yang whether this had something to do with the adeptus they were looking for.

She knew Mu Yang had not ordered food just because he was hungry.

There had to be some other reason.

Mu Yang told her,

"You'll find out soon enough."

The three walked onto the terrace.

The sky had grown darker.

A few fireflies could still be seen fluttering about.

Mu Yang sat directly at a table.

Ying and Paimon, meanwhile, were drawn in by the view from such a height.

The terrace was situated quite high up.

They could admire the distant scenery.

The two walked over to the railing.

They saw Liyue at night,

and the magnificent land beneath the moonlight.

A radiant smile bloomed across Ying's face at the picturesque view.

And the players were treated to a close-up of that very moment.

Guinaifen looked at the close-up shot.

"Wow, Ying's beauty in this shot is absolutely stunning."

"Ying has the kind of face that gets prettier the longer you look at it."

Two little cuties!

The sister really is pretty. What would this scene look like if you chose the brother?

Forget about the brother.

The sister is really easy on the eyes, though sometimes she can be a little cheeky.

Only when she's teasing Paimon, right?

Aren't the cheeky dialogue options chosen by the players? (smug)

"Mortal eyes may not see the truth."

A handsome young man appeared beside them.

The sudden words startled both Ying and Paimon.

"The aura of the Hundred-Proof Talisman? And... Mu Yang."

He looked toward Mu Yang, who was sitting properly behind them.

Mu Yang told Ying,

"This is the Demon Slayer Great Sage, the Guardian Yaksha, Xiao."

Holy crap, a new husband has appeared. How can I stop moving forward now?!

I'm shocked. He isn't an animal, and he's so handsome too!

I feel like Mu Yang suits me better.

I want them both. Get both of them into my arms, I want to sleep while hugging them both, aaah!

Tragic. I thought he'd be the Monkey King. How can a Great Sage not be the Monkey King? I want to pull for the Monkey King!

Enough, commenter above! Go play your Honor of Kings!

How did you know my Monkey King has a regional badge?

A Father Knows His Son Best

Xiao's expression shifted slightly.

"You remembered?"

He still remembered his meeting with Mu Yang two days ago.

Mu Yang had said his memories were in disarray and that he had forgotten many things.

So what had happened now?

Why had he suddenly remembered?

Could it be because of the two people before him?

Xiao scrutinized Lumine and Paimon once more.

Mu Yang nodded slightly.

"I remembered some things from the past, but not much."

He beckoned Xiao, Ying, and Paimon over to sit.

They could talk while they ate.

He could already smell the aroma of the food.

Yanxiao was having someone bring over the dishes they had just ordered.

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