Honkai: The Spirit Simulator
Chapter 146

Sorry, Lady Bianca!

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Raven suddenly felt that he had no reason to stop Rita from pursuing happiness—provided that he could get his own island.

It's a bit boring.

Raven began to realize that he and Rita might be quite similar.

Compared to Durandal, whose thought process was a bit hard to understand, Raven was now starting to understand Rita, that wretched maid.

Essentially, both of them longed for peaceful and warm days.

"I never knew you had such a high level of ideological awareness."

"... I just read an old senior's diary before—in the end, the vast majority of people in this world are those who desire peace, the naive will eventually mature, and the ambitious are always in the minority."

Rita shook her head slightly. "Never mind, I'll go back and rest."

"You really don't care about Durandal and that person?" Raven looked at Rita was turning back to her room, somewhat astonished.

"This is Bianka's turn, why should I get involved?" Rita said without turning her head. "Don't let my appearance fool you, I'm probably the one who most sincerely wishes Bianka happiness, right?"

Rita might at most hinder Bianka from finding the track and steal a run... well, maybe steal a bite to eat, Rita's not really capable of causing any damage.

But... wait a minute?

Will Bianka really be able to find a track?

Rita stopped in her tracks.

It's not that she looks down on Bianka; to be honest, Bianka's intelligence isn't low, and her decisiveness is among the best in the world—but the problem is that these are all combat skills for Bianka!

In non-combat situations, Rita thinks Bianka's brain is somewhere between an idiot and a moron—don't think the nickname "Dudu" was just made up!

Don't you understand that in this world, there are only wrong names, not wrong nicknames?

Moreover, Rita has a clearer understanding of Bianka's emotional intelligence—even though Bianka did steal from people's homes when she was a child.

Looking back on the past few years, Rita always felt that her Bianka had developed a love-struck brain... Although there was a possibility that she was just keeping quiet about it, that possibility was too low.

But... isn't that a possibility after all?

For example, a girlish impulse might trigger a rapid development in their relationship.

... Alright, Rita, stop lying to yourself. How could Lady Bianka have found the racetrack?

This is absolutely impossible...

"Uh... so you really regret it?"

Raven was also about to return to her room, looked at Rita, who had stopped walking, with some curiosity.

Rita shook her head. "No, it's not that. It's just that... does Lady Bianka really realize this is a date between a man and a woman?"

Raven: "..."

Holy crap! You're absolutely right!

Raven thought about the scene where the other party had invited him before, and it seemed that it really was true.

"... Didn't you say this was their turn? Why are you getting involved?" Raven tried to comfort her. "It's better to have some faith in Miss Durandal —of course, even if she fails, it's not a big deal. Isn't this your chance?"

Raven patted Rita on the shoulder like a best friend.

"But then again, even if she succeeds, you can still be a mistress. I think Rita, you're quite suitable to be a mistress, you have a natural charm, you know?"

"?"

Are you trying to comfort me or disgust me?

... But then again, being Bianka's mistress seems surprisingly exciting?

While Bianka was working out at the gym, I was standing on the other side of a wall... Ugh! What am I thinking?!

"Come, Miss Raven, let's go inside and talk."

With a smile, Rita pushed Raven directly into Raven's room.

"Eh...? Wait... Ughhhhhh!!!"

The stockings on her legs were pulled off again and stuffed into her mouth, followed by the familiar feeling of being suspended.

Raven brand pendant, complete!

Chapter 143 I'm sorry, Lady Bianka!

"So, on the other hand, I'm still worried about Lady Bianka... I should go and check on her."

Rita ignored the cries of the Raven behind her and silently turned and left.

In any case, these two rarely have a chance to be alone, and it would be truly laughable if there was absolutely no progress.

The saying "a flatbread hanging around your neck and you still starve" perfectly describes Bianka.

"... Seriously, helping a love rival, in the Shenzhou here would be called 'sacrificing a nemesis,' right?"

Rita couldn't help but sigh, but Rita really couldn't just leave Bianka alone. After all, she considered Bianka like a little sister, and she had to take care of her.

Of course, the idea of a mistress, like Raven suggested, is absolutely impossible— Rita might not be able to win against others, but as for Bianka ... she'd have to fight ten of them!

In addition, there's another point: Raven really do lose their brains once their feet touch the ground.

Achoo!

Bianka sneezed for no apparent reason.

"Did it get cold?" Liu Bai asked softly.

"No, I think someone is talking about me, right?"

Bianka rubbed her nose; catching a cold or something like that wasn't considered Valkyrie's illness.

"Maybe it's Alvitr? We seem to have left her at Shencheng Pharmaceuticals."

"... It seems there really is such a thing. It's amazing that you remember it."

Liu Bai also remembered that unfortunate tool, Alvitr; it seemed they had really forgotten about this unlucky kid.

"But shouldn't that child know to go home when it gets dark?"

"...should?"

Bianka said somewhat uncertainly, "I always feel like her head isn't quite right sometimes."

"..."

Bianka actually discovered that he wasn't quite right in the head... Is that kid's life over?

No, rather, Bianka, what right do you have to judge other people's brains?

"Hmm, did I say something wrong?"

Bianka looked in Liu Bai's direction, puzzled. Although she couldn't see Liu Bai, Bianka could still sense the speechless aura emanating from him.

"No, it's nothing, it's perfectly reasonable, very reasonable," Liu Bai said, trying to cover it up. "But speaking of which, didn't you have something to ask me earlier? What was it?"

Durandal was about to ask Liu Bai a question before she sneezed.

"Hmm... it's about AV." Durandal's words were surprising.

So you can't get over the AV thing, huh?

"..."

"Huh? What's wrong? Shouldn't I ask?"

"No... it's okay, please continue asking, for example, to be more specific?"

It's alright, Durandal perceives as AV is actually animalvideo, it's not something difficult to answer...

"AV isn't animalvideo, is it?"

...question.

"Isn't that right?" Liu Bai calmly answered the question.

At this moment, if she feels even slightly guilty Durandal's intuition will see right through her!

Therefore, the best solution now is to answer questions with questions, making Bianka fall into self-doubt first.

"It shouldn't be... right?"

As expected, faced with Liu Bai's calm and composed answer, Durandal immediately fell into self-doubt.

What should I do if I feel even a little guilty?

Bianka seemed completely oblivious to the possibility that she might be lying to her.

... No, it's a white lie, a white lie to keep Bianka's heart pure. Even Rita would agree with it, right?

Okay, the misleading claim that AV = animalvideo came from Rita herself.

Rita is also extremely wicked.

"However, every time I mention the word AV, everyone seems to have a strange expression... Miss Shiora this afternoon, Alvitr just now."

Bianka's senses will still be so sharp.

"And just now at Shencheng Pharmaceuticals, Miss Shiora also said something like, 'That son of a bitch would call animalvideo AV! Isn't that deliberately misleading people? No, there's no need to ask that question! It must be that bastard Rita who has such a perverse sense of humor—!'"

"..."

Indeed, although Raven said that in a moment of desperation, it had already given her away from various angles. Bianka is now realizing the truth, is one of the slower ones to react.

Raven, that good-for-nothing who's more likely to cause trouble than anything else, is starting to mess things up too. Has he gotten too close to Rita?

Or is it some kind of superstitious belief about the transfer of fortune?

Why don't these two form a crash squad? Oh, and while we're at it, let Gray Serpent cut Raven's salary.

"Liu Bai, you're not lying to me."

Bianka stared intently at the air in front of her.

"Can't we be honest with each other anymore?"

Honesty... It's a bit strange to hear that word suddenly come up when we're talking about AV.

"Hmm... since we've come this far, let me ask you, Bianka, what's your level of sexual knowledge?"

"...?" Bianka tilted her head. "This question... is probably at the level of someone who has received a normal education in this area—do you really think I'm the kind of girl who thinks kissing will make her pregnant?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Bianka frowned.

"Wait a minute, why do I feel like you've asked me a similar question before?"

"Yes, yes? I don't quite remember."

For Liu Bai, those were rather distant memories, and he could hardly recall many of the trivial details.

But now that I think about it... I feel like I've asked that question before?

"Back then, I asked you about Jimmy's love life... well, that was pretty innocent talk from a kid."

Bianka shook her head. She remembered everything that happened back then perfectly well; Liu Bai had actually asked her to talk about the process of childbirth and such...

Bianka blushed slightly, but then her expression turned strange.

"Speaking of which, is there any connection between these two things?"

"Um..."

This makes it very difficult for me to explain myself!

"What I mean is... while AV does include animal video, it's actually used more often as adult video... you understand?"

Explaining this kind of thing to an innocent young girl who knows nothing is just too guilty.

Ah, I might go to hell after I die because of this—even though he's already dead.

Therefore, Liu Bai decided to stop explaining here and resolutely refused to explain any further!

"Adult..." Durandal repeated half of it with an inexplicable expression, her ears quickly turning red.

"Ugh... that Rita..."

She was a bit slow-witted, but not to the point of not knowing what adult videos were—although objectively speaking, not knowing the abbreviation AV already shows a lack of common sense.

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